youre in the gym getting a sickening glute pump when this guy comes up behind you, smacks you on the ass and tells you ''nice gains bro.'' wat do?
keep in mind he's 6'2'', 295 lbs
youre in the gym getting a sickening glute pump when this guy comes up behind you, smacks you on the ass and tells you ''nice gains bro....
get shitted on, mum killer
Dubs and dog dies, along with his protective spell
>this homosexual thinks shitty ass weak ass dubs could stop danger dog
Gotta samefag your own thread to keep it alive. Sad! Page 10 here we come.
Winrar
Your mum is dead, naggerhomosexual
i'll be bumping all night long because im a redpilled alpha male and you are BIG GAY
Roll
you failed again, because youre gay and danger dog is BASED
dubs and mom killer's dad dies in the toilet
do a 360 and walk away
>5'6" 320lbs
chuck that roidlet manlet out the window.
>t. 6'4 186lbs
>bragging about being auschwitz mode
Would be like: "Thanks big dog" and move on. If he bothered me further I would wait till his back was turned and then smash a 20 pound weight through his head.
Either a nurple while saying thanks, or see if he's ticklish
Sue then use the money from the sexual harassment lawsuit to quit my job and get my degree and lift more seriously.
I don't get glute pumps.
Also, I can run faster and farther then this dude.
Height frauding, 100% this guy's at max 5'11"
You're trolling right? He's a pro bodybuilder so we know he's 5'7". He's well over 300 lbs off season now.
simply reply "thanks mate"
Is this a shop
yes, the dude actually looks like this
>It costs four-hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon.. for twelve seconds
>AH HA, HAHAHA HA HA ha
face and height mog him while saying thanks little guy
He will die by the age of 57.
>lean body, maybe even sub 8 %
>bloated moonface
how does this happen?
probably fuckin irish or cortisone
take a look at his diabetus legs and try not to throw up
Unholster my gun
Pull back the slide to chamber a round
Tell him to drop his pants
Rape him to assert dominance
Shoot him in the back of the head as I come monkeypox up his ass
nick walker is unironically goal body for me so
gonna hit it in three years. not as polished obviously but i'll put on the mass at least.
I'd pin him to the floor and shove a barbell up his ass, then another one in his mouth, then the owner would come out and fist his dickhole while I pick up the barbells and do preachers curls with him, 2 45lbs barbells, and the gym owner all attached and I'd scream light wait bb ain't nothin but a peanut and I'd do 14 sets until failure then when the gym owner pulls out and he blows his load the other guys would do farmers walks using his cum as traction and everyone would be clapping and rich piano and zeezbra would decend and take him to the iron halls of Valhalla and Scooby wood b in the corner fapping and crying and then maybe he'd think twice about slapping asses
pop a boner
nick walker is like 5'7 or something stupid homosexual
How fucking retarded is SwoleShack? Obsessed with height and looking at bodies and can't instantly tell that this guy is very short and couldn't be anywhere near 6'2? It's his body proportions, it is obviously a short guy.
take it as a compliment and edge/goon with him in the showers
"uh, thanks"
Then slap his ass when I get the chance.
Thank my fellow straight man for the compliment, obviously.
The butt smack has been how heterosexual men acknowledge athletic accomplishment for generations. If you read anything into it beyond a sign of approval then you're unironically a closet case.
Say thanks big guy and ask if I can rub him down in the sauna. I have the big homo and we all know it’s not the girls that are into guys that look like myostatin-deficient cows.
Keep in mind this guy goes to the gym to do 20 pushups and a couple bicep curls. genetics is EVERYTHING, incels slave away in the gym and go BALD lmao
Never skip head day bros
i keep planking. i alway s keep planking!!!
i look up, and my abdominals push me up off the floor in an instant reflex. we stand eye to eye and shake hands.
"thnaks" i say, before collapsing to the ground under the weight of my own abdominal. i keep plankin. i always keep it planking. the cracks in my humerus begin to expand.