working routines to be able to become a Roman legionaire?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's a roman emperor you fag, have some respect.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its for representation only bozo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's an Emperor, and actually the ONLY reason why the West was Christian for the last 1700 years

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the ONLY reason
        >he believes that Constantine kickstarted christianity on the empire instead of just following where the wind was flowing like a good politician
        You know what? I think israeliteOnaStick is le good
        -Constantine

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That ''religion'' would just have died off like many other did before in the empire (serapism, egyptian stuffs, Zoroastrisms, Mitra, etc)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            One could say that it came at the exact time and exact place in history as if some all knowing force that sees the end from the beginning planned it all. Really stirs the unguided random chemicals.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Lol, stop, you're making the israelites from /misc/ afraid.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                israelites you say?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hit a tree with a heavy wood shield and sword 8 hours a day then march 20km with 30kg equipment

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      drink you weight in wine too, but mix it with water of course, we are not barbarians here.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        which dilution rate did rOman soldiers use tho

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eat shit bread and walk 20 miles a day with all your possessions on your back. In other words become homeless

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chop wood and dig holes 8 hours / week, and walk 40 miles a week with a 45 lb pack

    aka wildland firefighter training

    Start small & progressively overload, 1 hour / week hole digging & wood chopping, 5 miles a week w/ a 5 lb pack

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What routines to be able to become Caesar? If you are going to aim, aim high.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's well know what they ate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/avLVy4x.jpg

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        damn, medieval paintings look like kids scribbling compared to this

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Of course they did, Rome had a high literacy and education level for the time but it fell off after the church consolidated power. Say like 10% or more of Romans could read, well, you can preserve all sorts of techniques in schools and books with even that level of education resources and skilled enough artisans. Fine arts fell out until the high middle ages and the Renaissance, when grammar schools and more advanced institutes started cropping up again due to the patronage systems.

          What rustles my jimmies is the incredible detail in deep prehistoric times. Pic related is from Mycenaean Greece, but even as far back as the mesolithic or older in some of their spear throwers and other artifacts there was such skill, detail and craftsmanship in various times and places in Europe. We have no record of schools teaching them stuff like pic rel but it would have had to have been a tradition to have reached such a level. The Minoans appeared to have learned stone masonry from Egyptians but there is nothing like this found in any particular of prehistoric Africa.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yep mosaics were very advanced for the times

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/heN8XfK.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/0S7NeKy.jpg

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Start by being shorter than 5'5. Gauls, Celts, and Germans were much taller than Romanlets

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here you can even see a ''pitta'', literally a proto-pizza

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this was cool, was this when they uncovered the fast food stalls in pompeii? I thought that was pretty incredible, to get the live street advertising from so long ago

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Pitta and modern homemade pizza
        >''fast food''
        Very american
        No, they weren't ''industrial'', this was an alien concept. They were made in the ''tabernae'' and in the private houses, there weren't any food chains or even something remotely similar

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ancient rome had "fast food" more like street food but it was stuff like roasted snails.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There was street food though, that's what I mean with 'fast food'

            Yep that's true.
            There were also special palces for fast breakfast like nowadays.
            I guess pitta was more a lunch thing and for peasants, but yes it's amazing that these were basically ancient advertisings

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There was street food though, that's what I mean with 'fast food'

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is that plant in the top right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Olives, leccina variety

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          these? Are they bound together in a particular way or something?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's the ancient cultivar (the one in the roman fresco). The modern ones you posted isthe one i grow in my oliveyards and was modified by arabs and later Benedectine monks in the Middle Ages to have less fruicts but with more unsaturated fats/oil contents.
            Some botanics are trying to recreate it for academic research.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Invent time machine x1

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BY ORDER OF SwoleShack SENATE CONSENSUS, OP IS HEREBY DECLARES A homosexual.
    CONSORTING WITH OP IS HENCEFORTH PUNISHABLE BY DEATH - ALL RESPECTABLE CITIZENS OF SwoleShack SHALL AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Walk 10 roman miles every day(that's 23km)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's 7ish hours of walking

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The average late empire army ''rancio'' (ration) was rice + pork and bread + fruits and salted meat

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Burnet things found in Pompeii
    -Bread
    - figs
    -Legumes (pees)
    -Olives
    -Chicken remains

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Le olives
      Return henceforth to Redditus

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dumb, it's just standard italian language since the pics is from the National Naples Museum, lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So, basicaly, Med diet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the original one, not the ''one'' promoted by
        U.S. Department of Agriculture

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1756106/pdf/v032p00261.pdf
    Marching with 45lbs and with 2,85mph for a mile per day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      interdasting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like this, any more like that?

      >Roman legions and Greek athletes were taller than the vast majority of SwoleShack
      Lel

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No such thing.
    Legionaire is for the French.
    Romans had legionaries.

    Pleb.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just build roads, forts and bridges made of stone and wood endlessly while eating gruel and bread and occasionally soups made from beef or wild game. Suppress farmer and pleb revolts because they are poor and overtaxed and slaves have taken all the jobs, except mines where they can be worked until they die by the ripe age of 30. Then die in a ditch somewhere after being pointlessly thrown up against some force of gigantic rural Goths who have done nothing but hunt auroch and train for war their entire life.

    Hope it was worth it.

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