>why yes, I do autistically Carry my gym bag around the whole gym.

>why yes, I do autistically Carry my gym bag around the whole gym. How could you tell?

who else doesn’t trust the lockers and has too much kit? Am I the only one?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he needs excess equipment at the gym
    Find a better gym

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s the list of shit I carry:

      >lever belt
      >squat shoes
      >towel
      >2.5l steel water bottle
      >straps
      >wallet
      >AirPod Pro max
      >phone charger
      >keys

      Gym always has chalk, and I don’t take pre workout anymore.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        belt
        You don't need a belt to lift. Also doesn't require a bag.
        shoes
        Lmao. Special shoes just to hit parallel. Anyone doing atg squats flatfoot. Flat shoes are better for all other lifts as it let's you use more leg press in other lifts such as bench press

        Hygiene freak. Youre there to workout not be clean. Also most gyms provide towels
        >>2.5l steel water bottle
        Doesn't require a bag. Gyms have water fountains.

        Lmao grip cope. Also doesn't require a bag. Can be placed in the cubicles

        Leave in the car.
        Pro max
        These are in your ears. Why do you need a bag
        charger
        Leave in the car
        >>keys
        Carry them. Doesn't require a bag

        You're like a woman with a big purse and nothing inside of it. Your bag is all for show and not for function. The only thing you should ever need a bag for is to steal weights and equipment to bring back to your home gym

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Straps
          >grip cope
          This is the single best dyel identifier on this board

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You don't need a belt to lift. Also doesn't require a bag.
          Lever belts are massive compared to the cheap pinpush/velcro “oly” belts.

          >squat shoes
          I used to squat atg for years on flats but I prefer to be in a more upright position for more quad activation.

          >Hygiene freak. Youre there to workout not be clean. Also most gyms provide towels
          Enjoy your Ring worm.

          >Lmao grip cope.
          I’m not even gonna respond to that lol.

          >use public gym Water Fountain.
          How often do you think that has been cleaned? Not enough for me to use it.

          >leave wallet in car.
          I live in the city, so I walk to the gym instead.

          >These are in your ears.
          AirPod Pro max are the big overear headphones.

          > Carry keys in pockets
          Yeah let me keep my sharp keys in my pocket to stab me while I lift.

          Stop trying so hard to argue against me dyel.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >All that cope
            >Consuming
            >Calling someone else dyel

            Post body

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >using chalk
        What are you drawing a picture on the sidewalk? Use gloves like an adult

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao you sound like a big fat retarded pussy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no xl squatplug
        What are you? A homosexual?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >feels the need to specify which model for faggy airpods he has
        Absolutely peak consooomrism and homosexualry.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Average power shitter lmfao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wear the belt
        >wear the shoes
        >don't need that
        >don't need that
        >wear the straps or hold onto them
        >keep in pocket
        >don't need that
        >don't need that
        >keep in pocket

        >hauling around a gym bag for this list of shit
        I shiggy my niggy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All of this can fit in a drawstring bag you can carry on your back.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I should start packing a towel... here's what I bring:

        >buckle belt
        >squat shoes
        >5 lb plates (one of my gyms seriously doesn't have any. I think people were stealing them or something)
        >2.5 lb plates
        >1.25 lb plates
        >barbell clamps (don't feel like hunting them down)
        >wrist wraps
        >water bottle
        >chalk

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>5 lb plates
          clamps
          what kind of nagger tier gyms you go to

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >what kind of nagger tier gyms you go to
            Extremely nagger tier. Now that I think about it, they actually don't have 10 lb plates either except the oly ones that are too big for most bags. Probably for the same reason.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't carry an AR-15 and 500rds of ammunition just in case you need to go postal

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dangerously based. As a red blooded, God fearing American I always have at least two rifles with two different calibers on me at all times.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But do you drive your armored killdozer to the gym just in case you need to send a message to the government

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a lifedozer thank you very much

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yea I park it in the handicap parking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried, this is literally the best gym I've got.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna carry my boxing gloves and god i hope someone would try and take my shit if it werent in the lockers id beat the shit out of them then press charges and send them to jail.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People stole money from my wallet after I left it in the locker room and locked it, good for you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people

      Cool it with the racism anon, your thinly veiled dog whistles aren't welcome here

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes
    >walk in
    >train
    >walk out

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see quite a few people at my gym that carry their bag around. I only carry around my straps bag that I put my keys and earbuds in. Been thinking about getting my own weighted pull up belt because the one at my gym always vanishes so I'd get a gym bag too. Any recommendations?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the guy who wears shorts so he can roll them up and show them off with his gym bag like a woman with her booty shorts and purse

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are not the only one! But I do it differently:

    I carry a big gym bag and inside a bag there's a backpack. Inside the backpack I carry:

    >towel
    >water
    >fake versa grippz
    >knee sleeves
    >elbow sleeves
    >chest strap for heart rate
    >keys and wallet

    So In the bag there are mostly clothes or less important accessories

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Gfgj91r.jpg

      >why yes, I do autistically Carry my gym bag around the whole gym. How could you tell?

      who else doesn’t trust the lockers and has too much kit? Am I the only one?

      Always carry gym bag (with training stuff and shoes) and stow it in gym area cubby holes (so contents are readily accessible) and wallet/keys/valuables into smaller wallet lockers. All in plain view near weight room trainers' desk.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where do you store your nunchucks?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ever heard of this? Dumbass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not every gym has these retard, many of them are coin operated or some other shit. And anyway you can pick a padlock, many very easily. Youtube lockpicking lawyer if you don't believe me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nigga you really think someone's going to lockpick your shit in public

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you don’t have your gym bag how will you get to your gym gun in an emergency

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A backpack is more practical than a gymbag.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      short guys really shouldn't wear backpacks lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy fuck can’t unsee it now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kid going to his first day of school

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate these fucking guys so much, just put your bag in the changing room or a locker like everyone else

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did that for like half a year when I didn't have a padlock and couldn't be arsed to get one
    looking back it was kinda annoying tbh

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I call them the gym sherpas because they set up camp at a machine like the Nepalese guys that help westerners climb Mt Everest

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kit
    dork ass

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this thread proves most people on this board dont actually lift

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I carry a bag. Fight me homosexual.
    >belt
    >wraps
    >towels
    >kleenex
    >water bottle
    >hydration powder
    >1.25 micro plates
    >wallet
    >keys
    >phone

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kit
    >like he’s going to war
    Lmao calm down bro. Try hard Terry over here.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lockers are for fags

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You seriously thought the
    >"lmao straps griplet hah imagine squatting how will that help me looksmax, 1/2/3/4? no I am not a fat powersharter"
    posters will ever reply with body, or post body first when inquiring?
    Best case scenario they just slide back into the shadows, worst case you upset one of the even more terminally online ones and he spams threads for months with your picture for 12 hours a day. Never worth it, the people capable of absorbing advice will figure it out anyways, the rest can stew in their own ignorance and misery.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i carry nothing in the gym, no water, no phone, no music, i simply stare autistically at the floor or in the mirror at myself between reps.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I carry
    >1 gallon hydration solution (mostly water with some lemon juice, salt, and potassium salt substitute)
    >mp3 player
    >phone
    >gym card / keys
    >workout notebook

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >180cm
    Then why are you standing on a plate to look taller?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >belt
    >knee wraps
    >wrist wraps
    >shelf liner so i can stick to the bench
    >straps
    >wet wipes
    >power band
    >mints
    >keys
    >phone
    >headphone
    >1.25lb plates
    >sour patch kids
    >rice Krispie's
    >water bottle
    >chaulk
    >lifting shoes
    Thats about it i think

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i keep my gun in my bag and im not going to leave it up front

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek i'm glad i live in a white country, one time i went to the gym and opened like 5 unlocked lockers full of shit before i found one that wasn't occupied

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been leaving my bag in unlocked lockers for 9 months and I'm in Brazil
      most people here don't lock it either
      I only carry my bag with me if I have to leave my gun in it

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever you are looking the other way, im gonna spit on your bag. Enjoy my oral herpes, motherfucker.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Technically assault but id definitely go to jail for beating the shit out of you for that, clever.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Users added context to this post:
    https://desuarchive.org/fit/search/image/aXgFgUMTbFe_Y_gyjRVmrw/#

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I use it to keep my wallet and cell because there are no lockers at my ghetto gym.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you use airpods bro. Nobody in the audiophile community even breathes those words because its synonymous with garbage. Enjoy your white girl star bucks headphones, kek.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were a gift from work. secondly carrying around a DAC, with wired headphones would be impractical whilst training retard.

      Pro Max are good, even for a over priced luxury product.

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