Why don't you volunteer at a soup kitchen?

Why don't you volunteer at a soup kitchen SwoleShack?
I started doing it and its low key pretty fun. Usually working alongside other young people who are generally pretty nice, as well as some retirees who have cool stories. Also, a lot of the homeless people who show up are pretty insane, so you get extra practice socializing with them and you don't even have to worry about fucking up.

Face it, you need to leave the house more, and even the cold hearted nihilists of SwoleShack would probably feel good doing something with and for other people for a change.

  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The homeless people are fine, the main reason is some of the people there are virtue-signalling cunts and slummers.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >virtue-signalling cunts and slummers
      Wrong. People like you with negative attitudes dont show up to help the poor. They are genuinely compassionate and caring people. You are just a narcissist.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wrong. People like you with negative attitudes dont show up to help the poor
        >They are genuinely compassionate and caring people.

        Get outta here.

        Tons of nasty, self-absorbed people do charity work and then brag about it.

        They do this all the time and then they brag about it all over their social media.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            projecting is just a more acceptable way to say "no u"

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I didnt ask

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is true for christians, when i used to go to church they were full of themselves "acting like jesus"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek he really struck a nerve didnt he anon?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not really. I work in a food pantry and I can tell you that people who believe people o things for selfish reasons only like that anon are immature and dead inside. People dont drive ti a and part of town and lift heavy things for hours to "brag"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is helping people for selfish reasons is worse than not helping the poor at all?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do I get free food?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You do at the one in my town. I actually had some kickass salmon and pea soup the other day.

      The homeless people are fine, the main reason is some of the people there are virtue-signalling cunts and slummers.

      Yeah maybe I'm just lucky in that regard, its mostly college kids who seem like they're actually there to help not talk about helping. They're slow as fuck at washing dishes though. Depends on the week too.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What've homeless people ever done for me?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Removed themselves from the competition of the housing market.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing. What's your point?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make you look good

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do I find one? I never have anything to do on the weekends

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i volunteer at my local rapeclub. it's great fun. you learn how to sneak behind people like a ninja, how to take someone out in seconds and you learn lots of interesting facts about STDs.

      i actually volunteered at one for a summer. the fat lower class scum that come to get food are the most ungrateful pieces of shit ever. constantly rude to volunteers, always acting entitled. they were 99% fat too. once in a while you got someone genuinely down on their luck and thankful, but yea- FUCK the white trash and naggers who go to soup kitchens and food pantries.

      Not really. I work in a food pantry and I can tell you that people who believe people o things for selfish reasons only like that anon are immature and dead inside. People dont drive ti a and part of town and lift heavy things for hours to "brag"

      train your dog better meth doesn't even taste good
      In all seriousness, I'm sorry that that happened to you, but the way you talk makes you sound like a keyboard warrior and edgelord. I bet in reality you're afraid to correct someone if they get your name wrong.

      Do people unironically want to help others?

      I have absolutely no desire to help anybody

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I fucking hate bums. Why would I make soup for them?

        You don't have to act like a douchebag just because you go to the gym

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    last timei volunteered at a soop kitchen, i slapped Black folk homosexuals withfishes. my nigga. with telapias. aight?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i volunteer at my local rapeclub. it's great fun. you learn how to sneak behind people like a ninja, how to take someone out in seconds and you learn lots of interesting facts about STDs.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dad?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck homeless people.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck the homeless. One fucked up my car by hitting the side with a baseball bat

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    not much protein in soup

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He said it had salmon and peas, that's like homo chili. Gotta have a reasonable amount of protein in it

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i actually volunteered at one for a summer. the fat lower class scum that come to get food are the most ungrateful pieces of shit ever. constantly rude to volunteers, always acting entitled. they were 99% fat too. once in a while you got someone genuinely down on their luck and thankful, but yea- FUCK the white trash and naggers who go to soup kitchens and food pantries.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I could serve food to a homeless person as cute as that, sign me up! What's her name anon?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What's her name anon?
        She's an actress and an instagram model. Do you really think a girl looking like that would just come along and eat fast food like that, her beautiful smile and complexion wouldn't last long if she was eating like that. And do you really think a normal girl would act like that, especially in front of a camera.

        Hate to break it to you anon but she also has an onlyfans, you can get her noodz but it'll cost you and you'll understand you are getting the same pleasure as 10,000+ other men.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Other young people

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing the homeless will ever receive from me is contempt.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer to spend my time in nagger free zones

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    charity doesn't work.
    simple as

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only people who would spend their free time doing this are losers. Do not reply to me because i dont care.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao i dont help strangers. i certainly dont help strangers that steal my god damn money and waste it on their useless pathetic junkie lives.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do. I give him less people money all the time. If all they got is junk then I made their lives better. Their worthless friends and family sure aren’t doing anything for them and are probably half the reason they’re where they are.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't do tinder.
    I don't do facebook.
    I don't do insta, snapchat, or any social media.
    Volunteering is awesome.
    I have met and slept with an unreal amount of hot women through doing volunteer work. I usually go with the local animal shelter (they have a position where your job is just to chill with kitties and get them acclimated to people so they can eventually get adopted. You just can't be a sperg about it or they'll fuck you up. Sometimes I just hang out and read a book so they know I don't want to hurt them), or at a food bank. I haven't been at a soup kitchen yet, but I'm a SwoleShack fag so that actually sounds fun.
    If you filter through the religious fanatics there's still plenty of absurdly hot girls that have good morals, plenty of free time, and think that you're a great dude for wanting to help out. They're usually wealthy to some degree as well.
    I feel like I will eventually meet my wife through volunteering, but for the time being I've just been enjoying the bops.
    I'm playing on chadmode, though. Nothing in life is certain except for death and taxes, but if you're at least a 6/10 face and not DYEL I'd imagine some of you dudes could fair pretty well in the volunteer circuit.

    (Daily reminder to remember to treat women as people though and not get all cavalier about trying to put your dick in everything. Start out by making friends, don't be a retard and ruin things for the rest of us)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good to know volunteer girls are all whores. Thanks, will be avoiding.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me you aren't getting laid without explicitly stating that you aren't getting laid. Go make some friends and talk to real people, you'll learn that women have lusts and wants just like you do, and if that makes them "whores" in your book, so be it.
        In today's day and age that tradwife you're looking for is going to be exceptionally hard to find if you're not socializing in the first place.
        What, do you think you're just going to meet her on the street and immediately know that your values align and then she'll drop everything to come be your bangmaid/ pump out a few kids?
        Even personal tastes aside, I would wager that I am more likely to meet a woman with traditional values through my current whorish ways.
        If she's a dime piece and doesn't put out, if we really click I will put in the work to change my ways and settle down.
        I'm not going to marry a whore, I'm just enjoying my youth while it lasts and playing the field until I meet someone beautiful and educated that has some good values.
        Your mentality has purchased you a one way express ticket to dying alone, my guy.
        Get a grip.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm not going to marry a whore
          >I'm just enjoying my youth while it lasts and playing the field
          Why would you be against marrying a whore if that's the kind of person you are?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm special (:
            I'm just kidding, I know that that mentality is THE EXACT SAME one that women use to justify whoring around. The irony is not lost on me.
            I'll be able to live with myself.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know a guy just like you. He fucked tons of women from high school to mid-thirties. Eventually, he settled for some FWB skank that he had because time was running out. He couldn't get young good girls because he had reputation for sleeping around and being trash.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sucks for him

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                btw if you're such a fucking chad why are you stuck on SwoleShack on Valentines Day chatting up anons and giving dating advice?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                btw if you're such a fucking chad why are you stuck on SwoleShack on Valentines Day chatting up anons and giving dating advice?

                NTA but its very obvious this is you coping.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                hahaha yeah okay all of sudden defenders come to his rescue while he bails

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      genius

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want junkies to starve and die. Kids can't play outside because of them. I say kill them all. homosexuals like you stop that from happening. Just prolonging the enviable.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you hate junkies so much, why don't you support policies that have been proven to reduce junkie crime and homelessness in other countries?

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You seem like a nice dude and it's actually good advice.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lotta junkie hate in this thread, damn guys. What did drugs ever do to you?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They made our societies worse. I like the Singapore model. Drug dealers should be put to death.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        spoken like a true broke boi

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dog got a hold of meth at a park. Almost died. Cost me over $2000. That's what. I see a meath head, I'm looking at a human whipping post with which to practice my shin kicks on.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        train your dog better meth doesn't even taste good
        In all seriousness, I'm sorry that that happened to you, but the way you talk makes you sound like a keyboard warrior and edgelord. I bet in reality you're afraid to correct someone if they get your name wrong.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i literally dont care about american society anymore. they hate white people, im white. let it all burn

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate bums. Why would I make soup for them?

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have infinite compassion for my fellow man so long as I never have to see any of them in person.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Excellent suggestion for dealing with social anxiety.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they make the homeless people work in the kitchen themselves? I volunteer in more productive ways than giving junkies free food.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really want to do search and rescue after a natural disaster. Like with the Turkey/Syria earthquake I really wish I could be there. I don't really like soup kitchens because the alchies just use it as a free meal before going out to harass people some more.

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