Why aren’t you swimming?
Because I'm laying in bed shit posting
I don't have my own swimming pool and I don't like drinking piss
I don't want to damage my skin
because I'm self conscious about my massive nipples
Mind if I see them?
they should get harder and smaller in the water
I swim almost daily.
the water looks like the gators will get you any day
there are no alligators here, I live in a white majority country.
No homo but you look sexy af and I want to look like you. Good job homie.
godspeed, we will all make it.
except for the trannies and naggers that keep spamming demotivation threads.
>proceeds to say the gayest shit ive ever read on SwoleShack
because I do not enjoy swimming for sport at all. Im glad you like it though anon. I am however really good at floating in a pool drinking large amounts of Aperol Spritz, does that count?
>its always a white boi summer if you have a pool and Aperol
kek insecurity detected
>noooooo REAL STRAIGHT MEN drink only BOURBON or BEER anything ELSE IS GAY
k, bro. Ill just keep enjoying delicious drinks
>Ill just keep enjoying delicious drinks
good, helping everyone to detect that you're a homo is a good thing
Because my computer would get wet
My pool is closed due to energy prices and beating Putin (I wish I was joking).
Least interesting sport in existence
Best musculoskeletal building sport in existence
what does this mean? i've never heard of it.
google is coming up with injuries associated with swimming
If your musculoskeletal building goal is becoming a lean DYELanklet, then sure.
I love being in water and swim for hours at a very slow pace, however I am so inefficient at it that I cannot get a workout from it. I feel retarded because it's like enjoying long walks but being incapable to run.
I do, 2-3 times a week, it's great cardio and I get to show off my gains, making grills 'mire and """pro""" swimmer skellingtons madjelly.
I dont like getting wet
I just bought fins. Time to watch videos on Youtube on swimming techniques.
I like swimming, it's just a hassle to prepare for and then washing the chlorine off after before you can do anything else.
I cant swim
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