Skeletor needs to bulk more. He's all bones.
Shedder is shreded.
Cobra needs to lay off the juice
Megatron's probably the worst though. He weighs a ton.
Megaton because he actually wins. Takes over Cybertron in the cartoons and also kills Optimus Prime. He survives and when Starscream betrays him he only comes back stronger and kills him too.
Dude also transforms into a fucking gun. Something you will never see in a touline in the US ever again.
Megatron >35 feet tall >2 tons >sleek chad jawline >gladiator of kaon >leader of cybertronian supremacist organization through force >transforms into a walther p38(got people in trouble irl because his gun mode looked just like a real gun) >can handle the recoil of the fusion cannon
capable of leveling entire mountains at full force >took on an entire planet of robot half zombies that can reattach their limbs until they're finally killed,doing this after getting tossed from orbit and completely exhausted >defeated Devastator,who's one of it's parts(Bonecrusher) was shown in a comic doing over 44,000 one arm pushups while Hook counted for him(look it up)
It got pretty dumb as it went along. I think when they have Marceline and Princess Bubblegum a love history it derailed. Not because of the fact they were lesbians, but it was just so fucking shoved in there. It was the beginning of wokeness in popular media and was dumb as shit.
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the lich had some pretty cool monologues for a kids show
Yes. The villians were good, and the ice king being a tragic figure with Marceline as part of that storyline was solid as well. And BMO was great.
I used to watch that show with my ex and it was nice to have some creative escapism until, as I pointed out, they started shoving relationship drama out of nowhere and the only redeeming factor was it was between “women”. Considering that one of the main characters is a dog married to a unicorn made out of a rainbow it made zero fucking sense to include politics into it, and that’s exactly what it felt like they were doing by including lesbians out of nowhere. Again, the beginning of annoying woke media
I didn't watch the show regularly but am I wrong or did they hint at it for years?
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I don’t remember all the details but at first it was hinted at and as the seasons progressed it became a focus. As in they would have fights between the two which, again, was dumb as shit. No one cares that you two were former lovers or whatever. Again it’s a show called Adventure time and it’s focus is about a boy and his sidekick.
The love story was boring and generic in what was otherwise a really creative show. The only reason it got any attention was because LESBIANS! which is gimmicky as all fuck. Of course if you pointed anything of this you were a bigot and a homophobe so no one did and the show became boring and forgettable so I stopped watching. Again, beginning of work media.
true. they had some interesting storyboarding in the later seasons that made it worth it though. hall of egress is legitimately a high quality piece of animation regardless of the fact that its a kids show.
Im SO fucking glad I grew up in the 80s with real cartoons and then real action heroes.
I say Shredder is p;robably the most fit. Skeletor is 2nd though he could be a bit of a p;ussy. Megatron next then finally C. I like CC but he has no backbone.
Damn bros, remember these good times?
Holy shit this gets me p;umped
I like the absurdity of 80's and 90's, without all the woke shit.
hey kids! what about some fucking buffed martian rats on motorcycles fighting evil in your city?
didn't like it? well, what about some mutant teens transformed into bodybuilder sharks?
YOU GOT THE TOUCH
YOU GOT THE POOOWWEEER
By these post, a person with a brain could think that there are millenials and gen X'ers here.
for us Courage the dog was already late.
It got pretty dumb as it went along. I think when they have Marceline and Princess Bubblegum a love history it derailed. Not because of the fact they were lesbians, but it was just so fucking shoved in there. It was the beginning of wokeness in popular media and was dumb as shit.
the lich had some pretty cool monologues for a kids show
Skeletor obviously >jacked without a hint of fat >jawline couldn't be more chiseled >by default doesn't have to deal with lookism shit like canthal tilt or dick to chin ratio or whatever >nemesis is literally the paragon of masculinity
Doesn't get fitter than this
Isn't Megatron the only one of them who even kinda succeeded? The rest of them are spastics who spent years focusing one one task and never even came close to winning.
Yes, and Megatron is only one who made any sense. He sees an energy rich planet and decides to plunder it to benefit his own world. Optimus decides to fight him because it’s wrong? Not knowing that the people of this planet have been doing that to each other since we existed. Truth be told we’d probably invade their planet if we could find a way and a reason to do it.
Right? My mother took me to see this when I was a kid, I brought my Optimus with me and was literally crying when they killed him off. I hated that they made Hot Rod the next leader at the end. At least Ultra Magnus, the guy that was leader in between, was the same toy as optimus, just white instead of red. I used to pretend that it was optimus that was brought back to life and that's why he was all white.
It was only later I realized they killed off so many gen 1 characters to they would have new toys to sell, but all the new ones sucked.
Isnt Megaton and the decepticon cause completely justified in the comics
I mean the ruling classes were basically the garden gnomes
He is basically robot Sparticus, but now with an army
Im SO fucking glad I grew up in the 80s with real cartoons and then real action heroes.
I say Shredder is p;robably the most fit. Skeletor is 2nd though he could be a bit of a p;ussy. Megatron next then finally C. I like CC but he has no backbone.
I like the absurdity of 80's and 90's, without all the woke shit.
hey kids! what about some fucking buffed martian rats on motorcycles fighting evil in your city?
didn't like it? well, what about some mutant teens transformed into bodybuilder sharks?
Considering Shredder literally juices himself with ooze in the movies until hes a barely controllable monster, Shredder.
This thread kinda sucks op
Shredder is a fucking aesthetic ninja. How is this even a question?
Skeletor needs to bulk more. He's all bones.
Shedder is shreded.
Cobra needs to lay off the juice
Megatron's probably the worst though. He weighs a ton.
P U N S
Megaton because he actually wins. Takes over Cybertron in the cartoons and also kills Optimus Prime. He survives and when Starscream betrays him he only comes back stronger and kills him too.
Dude also transforms into a fucking gun. Something you will never see in a touline in the US ever again.
Are ISTizens winners though?
Galvatron transforms into a cannon, gay
No shit he does but Megatron who is in the pic doesn’t moron.
Megatron
>35 feet tall
>2 tons
>sleek chad jawline
>gladiator of kaon
>leader of cybertronian supremacist organization through force
>transforms into a walther p38(got people in trouble irl because his gun mode looked just like a real gun)
>can handle the recoil of the fusion cannon
capable of leveling entire mountains at full force
>took on an entire planet of robot half zombies that can reattach their limbs until they're finally killed,doing this after getting tossed from orbit and completely exhausted
>defeated Devastator,who's one of it's parts(Bonecrusher) was shown in a comic doing over 44,000 one arm pushups while Hook counted for him(look it up)
Also literally has a penis that is the barrel of a gun that is the size of a third of his body.
Proof
unmoggable
>>who's one of it's parts(Bonecrusher) was shown in a comic doing over 44,000 one arm pushups while Hook counted for him(look it up)
>Posts villains from the 80s and 90s
The kids really have nothing these days, do they?
No, they're fucked.
Adventure Time was based
It got pretty dumb as it went along. I think when they have Marceline and Princess Bubblegum a love history it derailed. Not because of the fact they were lesbians, but it was just so fucking shoved in there. It was the beginning of wokeness in popular media and was dumb as shit.
My point was more that the villains were great. Courage the Cowardly Dog and Over the Garden Wall are also recent cartoons with great villains
Yes. The villians were good, and the ice king being a tragic figure with Marceline as part of that storyline was solid as well. And BMO was great.
I used to watch that show with my ex and it was nice to have some creative escapism until, as I pointed out, they started shoving relationship drama out of nowhere and the only redeeming factor was it was between “women”. Considering that one of the main characters is a dog married to a unicorn made out of a rainbow it made zero fucking sense to include politics into it, and that’s exactly what it felt like they were doing by including lesbians out of nowhere. Again, the beginning of annoying woke media
I didn't watch the show regularly but am I wrong or did they hint at it for years?
I don’t remember all the details but at first it was hinted at and as the seasons progressed it became a focus. As in they would have fights between the two which, again, was dumb as shit. No one cares that you two were former lovers or whatever. Again it’s a show called Adventure time and it’s focus is about a boy and his sidekick.
The love story was boring and generic in what was otherwise a really creative show. The only reason it got any attention was because LESBIANS! which is gimmicky as all fuck. Of course if you pointed anything of this you were a bigot and a homophobe so no one did and the show became boring and forgettable so I stopped watching. Again, beginning of work media.
true. they had some interesting storyboarding in the later seasons that made it worth it though. hall of egress is legitimately a high quality piece of animation regardless of the fact that its a kids show.
>Courage the Cowardly Dog
>recent
zoomer detected.
By these post, a person with a brain could think that there are millenials and gen X'ers here.
for us Courage the dog was already late.
Actually
is me and I'm a zoomer though
It came out when I was alive so it's recent
the lich had some pretty cool monologues for a kids show
>Adventure Time was based
It was actually occult propganda for Crowley's Thelema bullshit.
https://ultraculture.org/blog/2016/03/16/adventure-time/
https://adventuretime.fandom.com/f/p/2996775040688588231
There, I educated you a bit today. You're welcome.
I know there was something to it, too weird for a kid show. some chapters gave me goosebumps
For me, it's regular show.
everyone in he-man was a roidchud
Skeletor obviously
>jacked without a hint of fat
>jawline couldn't be more chiseled
>by default doesn't have to deal with lookism shit like canthal tilt or dick to chin ratio or whatever
>nemesis is literally the paragon of masculinity
Doesn't get fitter than this
Megatron mogs every single one of them just by being born as a giant alien fuck-machine
Cobra Commander is the essence of a ISTizen because despite his near constant stream of failures he always gets back up and keeps trying.
Isn't Megatron the only one of them who even kinda succeeded? The rest of them are spastics who spent years focusing one one task and never even came close to winning.
Yes, and Megatron is only one who made any sense. He sees an energy rich planet and decides to plunder it to benefit his own world. Optimus decides to fight him because it’s wrong? Not knowing that the people of this planet have been doing that to each other since we existed. Truth be told we’d probably invade their planet if we could find a way and a reason to do it.
That fight with Optimus Prime and him still holds up to this day
>fake surrendering
Bitch move on Megatrons part
If Hot Rod had just shot him instead of trying to tackle him like a retard none of this would've happened
Right? My mother took me to see this when I was a kid, I brought my Optimus with me and was literally crying when they killed him off. I hated that they made Hot Rod the next leader at the end. At least Ultra Magnus, the guy that was leader in between, was the same toy as optimus, just white instead of red. I used to pretend that it was optimus that was brought back to life and that's why he was all white.
It was only later I realized they killed off so many gen 1 characters to they would have new toys to sell, but all the new ones sucked.
It's impossible to replace Optimus Prime.
YOU GOT THE TOUCH
YOU GOT THE POOOWWEEER
He has the "anon" face too
ITT: zoomies dont know what a Saturday morning cartoon is and I lol at their misfortune
Are you mad we're not debating between Dick Dastardly and Gargamel?
>Which Saturday morning cartoon villain is the most IST?
Broly
Isnt Megaton and the decepticon cause completely justified in the comics
I mean the ruling classes were basically the garden gnomes
He is basically robot Sparticus, but now with an army
Im SO fucking glad I grew up in the 80s with real cartoons and then real action heroes.
I say Shredder is p;robably the most fit. Skeletor is 2nd though he could be a bit of a p;ussy. Megatron next then finally C. I like CC but he has no backbone.
Damn bros, remember these good times?
Holy shit this gets me p;umped
I like the absurdity of 80's and 90's, without all the woke shit.
hey kids! what about some fucking buffed martian rats on motorcycles fighting evil in your city?
didn't like it? well, what about some mutant teens transformed into bodybuilder sharks?
Yep,good stuff,good stuff indeed,when I have a son this is what I'll grow him up on
test
Skeletor clearly
Megatron frame mogs