this reminds me, when I was in grade 5 (or even 6?) I got DEMOLISHED by a second grader. Seriously I was on my back before I even knew it. He must've known some martial arts or something. I'm just happy nobody else saw it except his babby gr 2 friends lmao.
My wifes cool wine aunt struggling to save face when my wife told her we were pregnant with our first child
My wife wasn't even aware but I knew and her aunt knew I knew, made it so much more fun
Not much to say but here
Also if you post it on reddit I'll kill you >Meet girl >Fall in love >Meet her aunt eventually >Aunt constantly talks about how she doesn't need a man and all that >Travels a lot >Drinks wine >Tries to hit on young men >Constantly talks about how she doesn't have burdens "children" that suck her wallet dry >Marry wife >Aunt is at wedding >Keeps glaring at me >Can see it pains her every time she congratulates us >kekking internally >few months later we decide to stop using protection >find out wife is pregnant >find out its a boy >tell family >everyone is happy and excited >eventually tell the aunt >my wife holds up baby clothes over facetime >my wife is super excited as usually and talking away >doesn't realize aunt is 1000 yard staring >suddenly she snaps out of it >let her know just HOW excited I am, grinning all the while >she's gritting her teeth but doesn't want my wife to notice >look at my wife: young, fertile, energetic, kind >look at her aunt: old, dried up, alone, bitter >mfw I assisted in this absolute mogging
Extremely satisfying, would recommend btfoing childfree people
When I was 8 I got beaten and choked out by a girl in front of the whole school
to be fair an 8 year old girl is probably bigger and stronger than an average 8 year old boy since she might've started her growth spurts already
She was 12 tho
God i wish that were me
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this reminds me, when I was in grade 5 (or even 6?) I got DEMOLISHED by a second grader. Seriously I was on my back before I even knew it. He must've known some martial arts or something. I'm just happy nobody else saw it except his babby gr 2 friends lmao.
A guy had a gf
Dgg sisters..
We won
My wifes cool wine aunt struggling to save face when my wife told her we were pregnant with our first child
My wife wasn't even aware but I knew and her aunt knew I knew, made it so much more fun
Greentext it please
Not much to say but here
Also if you post it on reddit I'll kill you
>Meet girl
>Fall in love
>Meet her aunt eventually
>Aunt constantly talks about how she doesn't need a man and all that
>Travels a lot
>Drinks wine
>Tries to hit on young men
>Constantly talks about how she doesn't have burdens "children" that suck her wallet dry
>Marry wife
>Aunt is at wedding
>Keeps glaring at me
>Can see it pains her every time she congratulates us
>kekking internally
>few months later we decide to stop using protection
>find out wife is pregnant
>find out its a boy
>tell family
>everyone is happy and excited
>eventually tell the aunt
>my wife holds up baby clothes over facetime
>my wife is super excited as usually and talking away
>doesn't realize aunt is 1000 yard staring
>suddenly she snaps out of it
>let her know just HOW excited I am, grinning all the while
>she's gritting her teeth but doesn't want my wife to notice
>look at my wife: young, fertile, energetic, kind
>look at her aunt: old, dried up, alone, bitter
>mfw I assisted in this absolute mogging
Extremely satisfying, would recommend btfoing childfree people
absolute gigachad moment
yo this is literally my aunt. I love her though, it's a tough one.
Truly is there no better mogging in this lifetime
I spent the entirety of Highschool being mogged by jock kids who kept me around their friend group for some bizarre reason.
When I was fat showing up at pool parties in middle school.
5'11 ginger girl brutally raped me and blackmailed me when I was 15
Being bullied in school
He's wearing fucking shoes while the other guy isn't.
This is shopped right? Is destiny like 4’10”?