I bench press my female friends and some males. I'm strong fat so I'm not attractive so it doesn't get me laid. it's always a fun party trick and it really feels like a good workout.
Overhead pressing women. Doing backflips. Lifting up pool tables when the balls get stuck. At frat reunions people still talk about how I’d carry full kegs back to the house and once broke the punching bag in the backyard. Mostly I like how being fit makes me feel mentally.
> Mogging a “I benched 405 in high school” is my current goal
What is the proper response to those boomers? I usually just ask them “ok, but can you do that now?” and they’ll either start blubbering about all kinds of excuses, or get that some grumpy look on their face.
Overhead pressing women. Doing backflips. Lifting up pool tables when the balls get stuck. At frat reunions people still talk about how I’d carry full kegs back to the house and once broke the punching bag in the backyard. Mostly I like how being fit makes me feel mentally.
I met my old high school bully in a store and literally picked him up and threw him through the window in front of his girlfriend. Then I walked outside and started kicking the shit out of him until I was restrained by 3 other guys. I spent 6 months in jail and lost my job but it was totally worth it tbh. Apparently he's still with the same girl but I bet she lost a ton of respect for him
I view myself as an avatar of justice. It's not my fault that most people, including you and employees of the legal system in America, care more about protecting bullies than executing justice. With my SwoleShack training I was able to balance the scales of justice that day - what have you done with your life?
Every criminal probably has some compelling narrative like yours for their stupidity. You're indulging in violent mental illness, and there's nothing higher to it.
>zercher deadlift/squatted/carried a 350#x12’ long box on a job site >open water bottles for old ladies >get asked to carry stuff >OHP chicks >move furniture easily up and down flights of stairs >held my ex upside down for a 69 >all the interesting standing/holding sex positions
it’s cool to have some functional strength up the sleeve, but most of its “practical” uses are just degenerate sex acts
>it’s cool to have some functional strength up the sleeve, but most of its “practical” uses are just degenerate sex acts
Thank god because that's literally why I lift.
Before I got serious about lifting I helped my 100 pound soaking wet philipino roommate pack all his shit into a van when he moved out.
I was one shot away from being blackout drunk but I was carrying all of his stuff and not even feeling it
I hit 71kph on a bicycle and passed a red car that was doing 60kph then pulled in front of him and slowed down to the speed limit which was 50kph
I bet he wanted to kill me so bad
I've seen the bike hate posts on SwoleShack
I pulled a soaking wet giant pallet out of the blackberry bushes at my work with my hands
The boss was going to use the forklift and chains and I just yanked it out
He was impressed but told me he doesn't want to pay for another hernia this year
When I lose my rings in real life sonic and start throwing stuff at work like a child having a tantrum in his room, the things I throw are much heavier and go much further than they used to, also more likely to cause damage I'll regret in the post freak out clarity. I also made two women co workers cry during my chimpouts because they are caring and motherly, and mine is not. Thanks SwoleShack.
I bench press my female friends and some males. I'm strong fat so I'm not attractive so it doesn't get me laid. it's always a fun party trick and it really feels like a good workout.
The bulk has to end sometime anon.
Sound like a chad.
I talked to some girls.
Passing strength checks in conversations with NPCs
Is he about to go Banemode on her spine? FUGGIN BASED!
She already has scoliosis so it might fix it
Mogging a “I benched 405 in high school” is my current goal
Monkeypox maxxin
> Mogging a “I benched 405 in high school” is my current goal
What is the proper response to those boomers? I usually just ask them “ok, but can you do that now?” and they’ll either start blubbering about all kinds of excuses, or get that some grumpy look on their face.
I just say 'cool'
They either did do it and deserve props, or they didn't and aren't worth engaging with.
Run a 1:53.2 800m
Kept myself from becoming an hero for another day.
Overhead pressing women. Doing backflips. Lifting up pool tables when the balls get stuck. At frat reunions people still talk about how I’d carry full kegs back to the house and once broke the punching bag in the backyard. Mostly I like how being fit makes me feel mentally.
I met my old high school bully in a store and literally picked him up and threw him through the window in front of his girlfriend. Then I walked outside and started kicking the shit out of him until I was restrained by 3 other guys. I spent 6 months in jail and lost my job but it was totally worth it tbh. Apparently he's still with the same girl but I bet she lost a ton of respect for him
>severely autistic man assaults and batters stranger who has completely forgotten him
I view myself as an avatar of justice. It's not my fault that most people, including you and employees of the legal system in America, care more about protecting bullies than executing justice. With my SwoleShack training I was able to balance the scales of justice that day - what have you done with your life?
Every criminal probably has some compelling narrative like yours for their stupidity. You're indulging in violent mental illness, and there's nothing higher to it.
cope, he protected his honour
homosexual
have a nice day weak homosexual, he did right
I imagined myself murdering my bullies. I'd do it if I knew I would get away with it. Evil fucks.
I had sex with 3 different chicks in a 72 hour period.
That girl looks like Steve Urkel
helped grandma move some furniture
i picked up this chair earlier today that used to be pretty heavy but i ohped it with 1 hand
how much harder is to ohp a 60kg human than a 60kg barbell
A lot harder. I am the one in op picture and all her weight was on her ass, it was 75% a one arm press.
Hiked 3,300 vertical feet without stopping for any breaks
based RMNP enjoyer
This was buffalo mountain in silverthorne good eye
Post naked pictures of myself on SwoleShack
A friend of mine got a big ceramic bath delivered and I helped him move it into his house. Felt good man.
>zercher deadlift/squatted/carried a 350#x12’ long box on a job site
>open water bottles for old ladies
>get asked to carry stuff
>OHP chicks
>move furniture easily up and down flights of stairs
>held my ex upside down for a 69
>all the interesting standing/holding sex positions
it’s cool to have some functional strength up the sleeve, but most of its “practical” uses are just degenerate sex acts
>it’s cool to have some functional strength up the sleeve, but most of its “practical” uses are just degenerate sex acts
Thank god because that's literally why I lift.
I got big enough to claim the gym twink
Before I got serious about lifting I helped my 100 pound soaking wet philipino roommate pack all his shit into a van when he moved out.
I was one shot away from being blackout drunk but I was carrying all of his stuff and not even feeling it
I did like OPs picrel, except then I slammed the thot on my lifted knee and shouted, “I WONDERED WHAT WOULD BREAK FIRST!!”
I hit the dirty dancing move; but to the chicks credit, she had good core strength to make it happen
I hit 71kph on a bicycle and passed a red car that was doing 60kph then pulled in front of him and slowed down to the speed limit which was 50kph
I bet he wanted to kill me so bad
I've seen the bike hate posts on SwoleShack
I pulled a soaking wet giant pallet out of the blackberry bushes at my work with my hands
The boss was going to use the forklift and chains and I just yanked it out
He was impressed but told me he doesn't want to pay for another hernia this year
>another
>this year
Tell me it was a different guy on the job site
Yeah it was an older guy
OSHA isn’t going to be happy.
Is he fisting her butt? Or why am I hard rn
Fucked my gf standing up without gassing out
idk not much. pistol squats impress normies
>pistol squats impress normies
pistol squats impress me, too, and I’m not a fatty.
>went from 6 to 20 sexual partners
that's pretty much it
> wasnt really lifting much
> loaded old ass heavy ass plate compactor in a truck bed by myself.
> unloaded by myself
It was old and didnt have all the handles the new ones have. Dont know how I didnt get a hernia or blow a disc.
Power cleaned some trainer's squat after he kicked me out of a squat rack I was about to claim.
Gained confidence in myself for a healthy mental state.
climbed up to my balcony when I was locked out of my apartment
>Old lady needs help moving a couch into her apartment
>Handle that shit
>Tries to give me a cash tip
>Politely refuse, it's just free gainz anyways
When I lose my rings in real life sonic and start throwing stuff at work like a child having a tantrum in his room, the things I throw are much heavier and go much further than they used to, also more likely to cause damage I'll regret in the post freak out clarity. I also made two women co workers cry during my chimpouts because they are caring and motherly, and mine is not. Thanks SwoleShack.
Carried a giant piece of wood
Pulled a truck and lifted some big rocks.
Fun times.
I took apart a couch with a pocket knife
I know it’s not much but it would have been a lot harder if I didn’t lift
doing a stand and carry fuck position with women.