Listen to this guy, he gets it. He also gets double dubz. The thing about nice Christian wives are that you don't have to find one at all, Jesus will do it for you.
You have the lives of the saints, church history, podcasts and books out out by religious organizations. Deep-diving into the "Apocrypha." Theres more to talk about than just the standard Protestant OT/NT
What do you talk about with your partners? Netflix original series? The latest celebrity drama? The thousandth serial killer documentary? What latte is better at Starbucks?
I'm not even religious but implying that non religious femoids have a more interesting conversation is pants on head retarded. They're stupid and npc regardless of upbringing. At least the religious nuts are not also whorish.
Why not? Talk about fucking, your dick in her lovely face. Talk about your kids or future kids, your extended families, the neighbours, whatever thing is in the news and whatever shit is on tv. Then retire to your room to play vidya or whatever you like. There you go. Maybe fuck her again later. What else do you want.
Fucking retard, women are logically inconsistent and parrot the opinions of the strongest social group in their lives, you must be very young and naive to want to debate your gf lol. You lead, she follows, end of story
Roastie hands typed this post.
You'll never have a fulfilling relationship because you're used up, damaged goods. That's why you seethe and demoralize the girls who made right life choices (not being hoes), trying to bring them down to your crab bucket.
Ok burger bros l, where do I find this?
Please help, I am living in degenerate Australia - where they are systematically dismantling family and family values.
Most parts of: Montana, Wyoming, Utah, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Minnesota
Rural parts of: Idaho, Wisconsin, Maine, Michigan, Vermont, New Hampshire, Texas, New York (?)
Possible in rural parts of any state, but most of the coastal states and southern states are pozzed. New York is only up there because NYC is a very tiny corner of the mostly rural state, and Texas has fought hard politically to not be as gay as its neighbors. But the big cities are still pozzed.
Now to get citizenship…
I fucked a dumb slut like this. Met her when she was on rumspringa or some shit. Wrote her letters for 2 years while I did whatever. She thought I loved her or some shit kek. She left her betrothed to come to me and we fucked for like a month. She was horrid at first, great for 2 weeks, then clammed up and felt self conscious. I left after that. Too boring. i think she married some latter day saints oldgay. Whatever kek
You made that up and you STILL sound like an insane gay. I hope your mother dies instantly in a freak accident this year. If she’s already dead (good) I hope it happens to you instead.
Genuinely retarded if you honestly believe this woman knows what a horror movie is before knowing who Batman is. Obviously staged just for the tiktok likes.
This. I would also like to make the argument of people who like fucked up gore stuff that I would see it so that I may be desensitized and stronger for having watched all of the terrible things of this earth.
He in fact does have a penis, and this is a slide thread.
This. I would also like to make the argument of people who like fucked up gore stuff that I would see it so that I may be desensitized and stronger for having watched all of the terrible things of this earth.
Anon that's a pic from a porn photoshoot, all those women are prostitutes.
Was mildly amused at the dumb whore dancing to her ill baby but when she did that fucking head turn thing I spit my drink laughing what the fuck was that lmao
theres no single woman in churches that arent used up whores claiming to be born again. you have to be stupid lucky to go to church and stumble upon a virgin christian who isnt already taken by somebody
this is the truth the christian larpers don't want you to hear, if a girl is a regular at church, she is either: >used, like super used up, raped, gaped and scraped, only god can forgive her now >already brainwashed by the man she married when she was 16 >ugly as sin, only god can love her >actually schizophrenic
gods plan
Someone already used that terminology in this thread in favor of my post, you parrot, just like you parrot the "teachings" of "someone" who "existed" 2000 years ago
but i thought that if i went to church i would be able to find a good woman who could make up for the fact that i was a virgin until i was 28 like me and all of my IST friends
lol you have no idea what you're talking about. i met my wife in church after both of us graduated from college and she's only been with 2 guys and one of them was from high school. get a life.
this is the truth the christian larpers don't want you to hear, if a girl is a regular at church, she is either: >used, like super used up, raped, gaped and scraped, only god can forgive her now >already brainwashed by the man she married when she was 16 >ugly as sin, only god can love her >actually schizophrenic
gods plan
>Seething this bad over christians
I can tell neither of you have ever been to a church.
The vast majority of girls in their 20s at church are already married with kids. So yes, none of them are virgins because they've already squeezed out 2-3 kids.
Whether or not they were virgins before they got married is a different story.
There are some virgins in their 20s waiting for marriage in the ultra conservative churches. But good luck ever bagging them since they're holding out for the next charming youth leader, and they certainly aren't going for terminally online virgins that just started larping as christians 6 months ago.
Checked
They're either gaytheists and/or incels that believe all women are whores because they read a handful of twatter posts of women behaving in a whorish manner.
Let them believe whatever dumb shit about women. Less competition for you.
A lot of churches it's just a giant sausagefest. >go to church! Find a wife!
Is a meme. Now, it is good to go to church of course, but you probably arent going to find a spouse there.
Your goal to going to church is worship. You worship the Lord God and keep faith. Then comes community. Make friends with your brothers and express the desire of finding a wife. This is standard networking 101, make connections. Then make connections with their connections until you find the girls.
Besides, trying to date girls at a church you actively attend is risky unless you get off to awkward conversations when things don't work out.
You people are such god damn gays. Every time the Colby video is posted you declare your love and ask where you can get a girl like that. And every time I tell you go to Mennonite churches. And not ONCE have any of you ever said anything to this.
You're NO SHOW. ALL TALK. You will NEVER ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING IN LIFE for this reason. You will die alone or marry some used up roastie and YOU WILL DESERVE IT.
Happens all the time at other Protestant churches. If you're decent looking, guys will try hook you up with girls.
t. Have dabbled with protestant churches for the sole purpose of finding a wife
>tradfags thinking you can find wife material in church
You’re time to find your wife in church was when you were younger than 16 or 18. There’s a reason why single girl at church past that age are single >t. dated a vindictive church cunt for half a year
Can confirm to an extent. The Christian girls marry early or they're completely absent because they fuck off to the big city to deconstruct their faith and mess their lives up.
I'll probably have to marry a non-Christian and make raising kids up in the church non-negotiable because there simply aren't enough Christian women.
>Relying on your own abilities to find a wife
Practice prayer and fasting. Have faith and God will lead you to a woman.
Blessed is he who keeps faith he can find a good faithful woman in this wicked generation.
My dads a pastor and I went to church every Sunday my whole life
There are no girls my age. There were at one time but they left. One became a lesbian and left.
The older kids grew up and >one marries a moron who gets her pregnant and leaves >one fucks a white trash kid and gets pregnant, he leaves >one becomes an alcoholic and quits going
There is one girl, single, my age at my church but she is extremely ugly like a porcelain doll face, weird, and giving off femcel vibes, like she is jealous of pretty girls. She asks me out to lunch all the time and I’m forced to go because she’s from church and it’s awful.
Lmao if she’s fat fair point but otherwise I hope this is bait. If it’s not, it sounds to me like you’re living in a hell of your own creation. I’m not even a religious man but good luck bro
>another thread where everyone on IST pretends to be a born again christian >another thread asking for le trad christian wife while spewing racial slurs and misogyny
LIFT THE CROSS
Listen to this guy, he gets it. He also gets double dubz. The thing about nice Christian wives are that you don't have to find one at all, Jesus will do it for you.
FPBP
Honestly, that is the fuckin dream wife. The fact you think it's horrible shows how degenerate of a consumer you (society) has become.
>wanting a christian wife
lmao imagine never having anything to talk about with the person you're stuck with for the rest of your life.
Theology, scripture study, etc. are interesting to discuss, retard. What do secular whores talk about, how many abortions they've had?
Epic fantasy bro
Okay? Again, what do whores talk about that's so interesting?
>hey babe, I love God and His Word
>same husband, I have read The Word as well and accept it as Divine Truth
Riveting conversation.
You have the lives of the saints, church history, podcasts and books out out by religious organizations. Deep-diving into the "Apocrypha." Theres more to talk about than just the standard Protestant OT/NT
So basically you hit up the Christianity Extended Universe library and fanfiction websites? Sounds stimulating.
lmao that shit is so gay. No wonder you're a virgin
go back to plebbit gay
>oh no my waifu doesnt know batman
boo hoo capeshit waste of digits
based day of the rope fan
Cope.
What do you talk about with your partners? Netflix original series? The latest celebrity drama? The thousandth serial killer documentary? What latte is better at Starbucks?
Fucking normalfag
>What do you talk about with your partners? Netflix original series?
yes? that sounds comfy. talking about a 2000 year old book is cringe.
Dumb fucking atheist the New Testament is 1900 years old
This is why you are ngmi, in case you were wondering
Imbecile. That book contains infinite potential arguments about philosophy, morality, etc.
your mom contained infinite potential arguments about philosophy, morality, etc. when she decided not to abort your ass
I see you much prefer having you girl talk about the 1000 men she fucked before you, gay
lol what's important is she's with me now.
Not for long. it’s just your turn.
Actual hookers are indeed the only important job a woman can have after being a mother.
Her worth is going to tank so hard she'll kill herself and it will be glorious
I'm not even religious but implying that non religious femoids have a more interesting conversation is pants on head retarded. They're stupid and npc regardless of upbringing. At least the religious nuts are not also whorish.
Why not? Talk about fucking, your dick in her lovely face. Talk about your kids or future kids, your extended families, the neighbours, whatever thing is in the news and whatever shit is on tv. Then retire to your room to play vidya or whatever you like. There you go. Maybe fuck her again later. What else do you want.
>What else do you want.
to talk to her about geopolitics and economics.
>wanting to talk to holes about geopolitics and economics
Do zoomers really?
AHAHAHAHAHAH
good luck
have a nice day
Fucking retard, women are logically inconsistent and parrot the opinions of the strongest social group in their lives, you must be very young and naive to want to debate your gf lol. You lead, she follows, end of story
Imagine untainted by hollywood propaganda, disgusting
Anon in a different thread ruined this wemb. Saying how she looks like Bruce Campbell.
I married a girl like this and it's great. 6 million% better than the horrific POF thots I tried to date before
How?
Where do these women exist?
Roastie hands typed this post.
You'll never have a fulfilling relationship because you're used up, damaged goods. That's why you seethe and demoralize the girls who made right life choices (not being hoes), trying to bring them down to your crab bucket.
Ok burger bros l, where do I find this?
Please help, I am living in degenerate Australia - where they are systematically dismantling family and family values.
Go to a Mennonite church. That's what I'm doing.
Most parts of: Montana, Wyoming, Utah, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Minnesota
Rural parts of: Idaho, Wisconsin, Maine, Michigan, Vermont, New Hampshire, Texas, New York (?)
Possible in rural parts of any state, but most of the coastal states and southern states are pozzed. New York is only up there because NYC is a very tiny corner of the mostly rural state, and Texas has fought hard politically to not be as gay as its neighbors. But the big cities are still pozzed.
Now to get citizenship…
I want her so bad.
She’s a damn knockout
Oh fuck boys. That is some grade A wife material right there.
K-K-Keep your h-h-h-hands off her devil!
WTF you stay away from her!!! She’s a child of GOD!
I love her I don’t even know her.
I fucked a dumb slut like this. Met her when she was on rumspringa or some shit. Wrote her letters for 2 years while I did whatever. She thought I loved her or some shit kek. She left her betrothed to come to me and we fucked for like a month. She was horrid at first, great for 2 weeks, then clammed up and felt self conscious. I left after that. Too boring. i think she married some latter day saints oldgay. Whatever kek
You made that up and you STILL sound like an insane gay. I hope your mother dies instantly in a freak accident this year. If she’s already dead (good) I hope it happens to you instead.
You sound like a tryhard.
I hope that she is blessed with many daughters to pass her gentleness to and many sons to show what they should be aiming for in life
What a Npc dork
>lmao imagine never having anything to talk about with the person you're stuck with for the rest of your life.
Is it possible for two people to date each other but have nothing to talk about?
>nobody tell him
You might get reinvited to your libfagHispanicnig discord and get to cope there. Either way, get off my board.
That is literally all I have ever wanted
>tradwife knows nothing about pop culture
And that's a good thing.
Genuinely retarded if you honestly believe this woman knows what a horror movie is before knowing who Batman is. Obviously staged just for the tiktok likes.
i like the one on the left most
She cooked you some breakfast
So she's not a real christian but an
e-whore?
i love tomboys yum yum
>tomboy
not a tomboy but a bro named tom
That's gros!. Do you have the source so I can make sure I stay away from it. Thank you on advance.
This. I would also like to make the argument of people who like fucked up gore stuff that I would see it so that I may be desensitized and stronger for having watched all of the terrible things of this earth.
whom tho?
wait hold up, does it have a penis though? cant believe thats even a logical question nowadays
He in fact does have a penis, and this is a slide thread.
Anon that's a pic from a porn photoshoot, all those women are prostitutes.
>She cooked you some breakfast
with a side of monkey pox I see.
>something seems off, my instincts can tell
2, 5, 1, 3, 4, 6
Yep
no, it's
251463
no its 42% stupid
anon those arend faithful christian wives, those are trannies about to shoot a heretical porno film
Not heretical necessarily but certainly sacrilegious and probably blasphemous. I hope they're rounded up and hanged one day.
I recognize 1 as a chud and 5 as a femoid prostitute. The others are no doubt moids and chuds
oh god, the blonde on the right, 10/10 would convert for
Preacher Curls
>20 posts
>no one has recognized kenzie marie yet
kek
Most people don't memorize the names of D-list pornstars, my porn-addicted friend
um sweetie kenzie is top tier. her scenes with dmac and dredd are legendary.
her "name" is Kenzie Reeves idiot learn to coom
thanks fact check coomer bro
Was mildly amused at the dumb whore dancing to her ill baby but when she did that fucking head turn thing I spit my drink laughing what the fuck was that lmao
ngl, i would impregnate her and leave her after going for a pack of smokes. what do i gotta do to get me a white trash harem?
You'll keep jerking off into kleenex gay
Social media is a plague
Cadence Lux is better.
At least two of those are men, so I'd say it's 50/50 for the rest of them.
Their combined body count is in the thousands
get yourselves a real woman, IST
>those long pencil fingers.
God she must give the meanest handjobs. I can only imagine what her toes are like.
Please tell me daisy taylor fucks kenzie reeves
sumthn ain't right, bros....
As if the demented withering face of that hag wasn't enough of an indication
165243
What's the collective body count here
one is an actual pornstar so I'll guess around 500 for all of them
>one is an actual pornstar
bruh they all are
names?
4 is cadence lux
5 is kenzie marie
whos the blonde on the left?
do not delve deeper into this subject anon. disappoint awaits you. you have been warned.
>oh no
1000+, not joking, that's an actual estimate
theres no single woman in churches that arent used up whores claiming to be born again. you have to be stupid lucky to go to church and stumble upon a virgin christian who isnt already taken by somebody
this is the truth the christian larpers don't want you to hear, if a girl is a regular at church, she is either:
>used, like super used up, raped, gaped and scraped, only god can forgive her now
>already brainwashed by the man she married when she was 16
>ugly as sin, only god can love her
>actually schizophrenic
gods plan
>raped, gaped and scraped
stealing that phrase anon ty
This is your brain on gnomish memes
bros the more I read this post the more sense it makes, this isn't true r...right?
Anon, the time to fight was in the 1940s. Do you think it's gotten any better?
If she's older (like 30+), single, and christian, it is.
Maybe she's a fresh widow and still great wife material, but she'll either get taken quickly, or lose herself to whoredom quickly.
You have to pick them young, Anon. Most young girls are lost, but almost ALL older girls are lost too...... so your better shot is going younger
but that post even says if she's young she's taken already
holy fucking based, hit the nail and a nerve anon, good job
t. has never been to a church
Seethe larpfags, I was raised catholic and pol is gays you pretend to read, also like catholics haha
Who*
Sorry I'm phone posting because I actually go to the gym
nerve = struck
Someone already used that terminology in this thread in favor of my post, you parrot, just like you parrot the "teachings" of "someone" who "existed" 2000 years ago
Seethe lol. Didn’t read.
then how do you know he's seething?
>t. Ednaldo Jimenez Diego Estaban de la Reyes
This is what happens when your worldview is exclusively from 4chan
this post goes hard, I know a woman in my religious family that fits each of those points
wtf is that image
>All christian girls are horrific abominations
Good bait, look at those replies
I know this is true, but damn I'm tired of living in such a negative world.
but i thought that if i went to church i would be able to find a good woman who could make up for the fact that i was a virgin until i was 28 like me and all of my IST friends
bruh
lol you have no idea what you're talking about. i met my wife in church after both of us graduated from college and she's only been with 2 guys and one of them was from high school. get a life.
>only been with 2 guys
no one tell him kek
Tell him what? He already knows other guys ejaculated in his wife's vagina.
>Seething this bad over christians
I can tell neither of you have ever been to a church.
The vast majority of girls in their 20s at church are already married with kids. So yes, none of them are virgins because they've already squeezed out 2-3 kids.
Whether or not they were virgins before they got married is a different story.
There are some virgins in their 20s waiting for marriage in the ultra conservative churches. But good luck ever bagging them since they're holding out for the next charming youth leader, and they certainly aren't going for terminally online virgins that just started larping as christians 6 months ago.
Checked
They're either gaytheists and/or incels that believe all women are whores because they read a handful of twatter posts of women behaving in a whorish manner.
Let them believe whatever dumb shit about women. Less competition for you.
I was raised catholic and practiced until I was 16 gay
nice digits tho
I was also raised Catholic and am still practicing.
NO is soulless and attracts the worst kinds of Catholics, that much I will admit to.
A lot of churches it's just a giant sausagefest.
>go to church! Find a wife!
Is a meme. Now, it is good to go to church of course, but you probably arent going to find a spouse there.
Your goal to going to church is worship. You worship the Lord God and keep faith. Then comes community. Make friends with your brothers and express the desire of finding a wife. This is standard networking 101, make connections. Then make connections with their connections until you find the girls.
Besides, trying to date girls at a church you actively attend is risky unless you get off to awkward conversations when things don't work out.
i only recognize the #1 bros? is this bad.?
who is #2? she is the most attractive
>she
>daisy taylor
nice. her best scene is with luna love (the ts)
Preachers curls till failure while listening to Christian metal
Is that Joanna Angel? I'm trying to quit porn but that bitch still haunts my wet dreams
None of those women are Christian
>tfw no born again virgin gf
Well someone post the scene or at least give a lead to find it
>ww.eporner.com/video-T28zHlC6I5p/the-path-to-forgiveness-pt-1-cadence-lux-daisy-taylor-joanna-angel/
found it
You people are such god damn gays. Every time the Colby video is posted you declare your love and ask where you can get a girl like that. And every time I tell you go to Mennonite churches. And not ONCE have any of you ever said anything to this.
You're NO SHOW. ALL TALK. You will NEVER ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING IN LIFE for this reason. You will die alone or marry some used up roastie and YOU WILL DESERVE IT.
Appreciate it cuz, I will find my way to the States first.
I'm a trad catholic, I don't date protties
Catholic chads represent. Hope you boys find your virgin spouse to bear you many children ASAP
Thank you brother, may the Lord bless you richly for your words of charity.
Are you allowed to just show up to a Mennonite church? Showing up sniffing around for puss sounds like a good way to get your ass kicked
Happens all the time at other Protestant churches. If you're decent looking, guys will try hook you up with girls.
t. Have dabbled with protestant churches for the sole purpose of finding a wife
You have to mean it
If you want to be part of a trad church it's a good bet to join anyways
This whole series is a bunch of lesbian pussy licking and absolutely zero cock
what a waste of time
>tradfags thinking you can find wife material in church
You’re time to find your wife in church was when you were younger than 16 or 18. There’s a reason why single girl at church past that age are single
>t. dated a vindictive church cunt for half a year
Can confirm to an extent. The Christian girls marry early or they're completely absent because they fuck off to the big city to deconstruct their faith and mess their lives up.
I'll probably have to marry a non-Christian and make raising kids up in the church non-negotiable because there simply aren't enough Christian women.
>Relying on your own abilities to find a wife
Practice prayer and fasting. Have faith and God will lead you to a woman.
Blessed is he who keeps faith he can find a good faithful woman in this wicked generation.
My dads a pastor and I went to church every Sunday my whole life
There are no girls my age. There were at one time but they left. One became a lesbian and left.
The older kids grew up and
>one marries a moron who gets her pregnant and leaves
>one fucks a white trash kid and gets pregnant, he leaves
>one becomes an alcoholic and quits going
There is one girl, single, my age at my church but she is extremely ugly like a porcelain doll face, weird, and giving off femcel vibes, like she is jealous of pretty girls. She asks me out to lunch all the time and I’m forced to go because she’s from church and it’s awful.
are you seeing a pattern here? you know what you have to do
>Boohoo I have to go out with an average looking girl instead of pornstar looking girls
Lmao if she’s fat fair point but otherwise I hope this is bait. If it’s not, it sounds to me like you’re living in a hell of your own creation. I’m not even a religious man but good luck bro
I have seen every single one of their buttholes
Married a Catholic girl. Forgot what lifts I did to achieve that. Sorry lol.
>another thread where everyone on IST pretends to be a born again christian
>another thread asking for le trad christian wife while spewing racial slurs and misogyny
>modern Christian women
>faithful
is there even a faithful woman christian or not?
who is #5 blonde???
kenzie reeves