Happened couple weeks ago. Gave me enough confidence to post on /cbt/. >Be me >Dyel skinnyfag that is finally showing progress >Hiking with mum >Shirtless cause it's hot >Pass a group of kids on some summer camp thing >Hear some of them saying I look ripped >Camp counselor, it was a dude near my age, checks me out and smiles >Thank you kids >Thank you possibly homosexual camp counselor
Group of late teens black chicks oogling the shit out of me on an elevator because I'm 6'4 and have wide shoulders. No I wasn't interested in them, they aren't Japanese.
>go to job interview at tech company >company is located in the top 2 floors of a fancy hotel >take a taxi there >driver asks where to >i say the name of the hotel >”oh are you going there to train?” > - “wh..what?” >”you’re gonna do weightlifting there?” > - “no it’s a job interview” >”oh ok. it’s just that they have a gym there… i don’t know why i assumed… heh” >get to the place >enter the lobby >tell the guy at the lobby desk i’m here for the company and ask which floor is it >”hah i didn’t know they were hiring bodybuilders!” >crush the interview
This was my body around that time, though I’m way way fatter now and working on getting back in shape.
post body brah
Kek some dude told me to post body then deleted it.
They probably just see you as friendzoned, if they known you for a long time
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bro get back to working out, miring hard
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is she hot at least anon? >I have been busting raw in this girl two nights a week
sounds like you're putting your dick in crazy
told this story a few weeks ago:
>go to fast food place >receipt coming out slowly >girl working says, "the receipt machine is like men, sometimes you gotta beat it to come faster" >laugh awkwardly and register as if she means literally hitting men, aka violence, and feel kinda disgusted >sit down to eat and realize what she meant
and she was kinda cute, fuaaark bros
Thanks dude I’m working on it.
roid chud
>accusing me of roiding
Not only that I was natty, but also only lifted for about 6 months when the photo was taken, while on a hard cut. To be fair I did lift in the past, several years before that. Muscle memory is real bros.
I didn’t lift for strength during that time, I was mostly doing volume stuff with 4x10. Probably around 1/2/trash/trash.
What was the routine you did? Also what did you eat on a day to day basis if you remember? I'm trying to get like this, if that's even possible for a manlet
Nothing fancy, my I did a split that was based on push/pull/legs, did like 2 big compounds in each plus 2-3 isolations. I did high reps on everything, 10 on isolations, I don't remember if I did 10 or 8 on compounds. I lifted almost every day (only took a rest day when I was legit exhausted, like once every couple of weeks).
My food was basically just 1800 calories believe it or not (I was cutting) and 180g protein. I didn't count anything else, I just tried to keep it as clean as possible. Occasionally I would slip and correct with a short fast (1 day usually, max was 2 days).
And I'm basically doing the same thing right now, except instead of lifting I only do cardio. Once I get to like ~93kg or so, I'll get back to lifting. I'm sure I'll gain mass pretty quick due to muscle memory. History has shown that it works really well.
Gf (now wife) admitting that she got herself off groping my big arms after I fell asleep. This was a few months after telling me she didn't want me to "get too big".
>go to commercial gym for first time (only ever trained at home for longest time) >stares from all the dyels >fit girl keeps staring at me and using equipment nearest whatever I'm doing
my body dysmorphia may have been cured for good now that I know what my competition looks like lol
Holy fuck those arms are gigantic. Respect brother
Thanks kings. Using this for motivation. My muscles are completely deflated and I’ve gained 20kg of fat since the photo was taken. Already lost 5kg, 15 more to go.
"Please don't take this the wrong way, but you're not very big" - Amiable young cardiac nurse
The timing was hilarious, because I'd had a heart cath., and seconds later she would be pulling my boxers aside to check on the incision site in my groin half an inch from my junk.
>Be me >at Comic-Con in June >wearing Superman suit >fucking sweaty >go meet up with some friends >they’re climbing on buildings to get good pics >Decide to climb with them, but I take off the shirt(it’s hot as hell) >tall, Thick ass cosplay girl in group >she’s telling me how much he prefers women to men >notice how she’s struggling to look at me in the eyes, she keeps gazing at my Adonis belt and chest
Decent mire’, we’re all gonna make it.
>Living in uni large college dormitory >Be DYEL >College fees include gym membership and self serve buffet 3x a day > take advantage and make massive gains over 2 years >Same girls who saw me as a DYEL and made fun of me back then now complementing my physique and my improvement and grabbing my arms and shoulders at dinner >feelsgood.jpg >Eventually try asking some of those girls out >Rejected every time
While the mires were nice there's no cure for being an autistic manlet is there?
They probably just see you as friendzoned, if they known you for a long time
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This was my body around that time, though I’m way way fatter now and working on getting back in shape.
bro get back to working out, miring hard
Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here
idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary
is she hot at least anon? >I have been busting raw in this girl two nights a week
sounds like you're putting your dick in crazy
told this story a few weeks ago:
>go to fast food place >receipt coming out slowly >girl working says, "the receipt machine is like men, sometimes you gotta beat it to come faster" >laugh awkwardly and register as if she means literally hitting men, aka violence, and feel kinda disgusted >sit down to eat and realize what she meant
stop asking girls out. talk to them, get close to them, make them laugh, get to a point where you can ask them out without them feeling like its a date. you think some girl is gonna say "sure ill go out with you" without knowing you well? ffs man
>>Same girls who saw me as a DYEL and made fun of me back then >made fun of me back then
Why does shit like this keep getting posted? This never happens
My mam asked me if I have been working out, which give me the confidence to post in CBT, a chud said I've made great progress and look good, I'm alot less transphobic now.
>your Body is perfect
It wasn’t though, I just looked good in dress clothes. Sort of like a not as bad version of the “just do shoulders” guy >you’re so much bigger than my boyfriend
Like something out of porn. Not as hot as I thought it would be though. Felt kind of fucked up and like she had some psychological issues with her boyfriend >you’re hitting my stomach babe
This one was pretty hot
Unfortunately my body wasn’t as good until I already settled down. If anything there was more disappointment about my physique than mires because I’m tall and my frame is good but my body fat was higher than it looked before and I never used to do abs (do NOT fall for the “compounds are enough for abs” meme. Maybe it works for manlets, not if you’re tall). So my best mires are about pp size
I didn’t know it at the time. I didn’t think she had a boyfriend. It was a weird dynamic and im not proud of that. Would not have done it if I knew. It was a great mire but at the same time pretty fucked up
My greatest mires have been from teenage girls when I'm out with gf because I know that means I'm getting a good bj later that day without having to ask.
One of my ex's said she went to every party I went to because she thought i was super hot, which is funny b/c i showed up to every party she went to because she had big tits
My nieces call me "muscle-uncle" sometimes even though im a total fucking dyel. Lit a fire in my tummy to get bigger before they can actually remember in vivid detail.
My boss's little girls saw me and said "oh he's buff!" to themselves when I came out the kitchen. Little kid mires are the most honest therefore the best.
Ive posted my story before a few weeks ago, but I have updates now >girl from tinder comes over >she says shes into "pet play", not what im into but whatever shes hot >"im a kitty hehehe" she says >she puts on a choker collar with a little bell on it >becomes completely non-verbal >keeps licking my ears and deep-throating my fingers >we have sex >finish...this is where it gets trange >she pours herself a bowl of milk and sits on my bed crosslegged lapping at it, just staring at me wide eyed and not saying a word for over an hour >try to talk to her but she stays in "character" and just laps at her bowl of milk and stares at me, try to touch her "so uhhh do you have work in the morning or anything" and she swats my hand away and hisses...refuses to break character or leave >whatever.....take a bunch of Benadryl so I can fall asleep >wake up for a second 3 hours later in the middle of the night and she is just in my bed naked just playing minecraft on her phone
>next morning she sleeps in >wake her up, trying to get her going >jokinly say "alright rise and shine" and try to drag her to sit upright >she just groans, hisses and points are her pussy then looks at me >actively refuses to remove herself from my bed until I fingerblast her nasty gash for 30 minutes >when I was in the closet getting dressed before she left I saw her take my cologne spray a bunch on one of my pillows then shove it in her duffel bag(she didnt know I could see her) >bites my nipple really hard through my shirt and just leaves without saying a word >snapchats me a sketch today >ask oh whats that >"its you" >she took creepshots of me shirtless putting my contacts in and is sketching my back
Pic for proof
you can see her collar on the floor....
idk how it got like this bros
no dox pls
I have been sleeping and busting raw in this girl two nights a week since(this was like a month ago)
Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here
idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary
>and my body activated a trauma response
Unless you want to take care of her like a child for the rest of your life and have a minimal chance of being able to successfully raise a family, you should drop her immediately. She needs to sort her shit out.
>Seeing this means I've regressed to about 3-6 yrs old
It's time to leave the country, anon.
Or better yet, burn down your fucking house and fake your death because there is a 99% chance this broad will stab you in your sleep one day.
>Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
Excuse me what
bro get the fuck out of there. You are going to be either stabbed to death or be tethered forever by an "unexpected" pregnancy
>these notes
What
The
Fuck
Dude, GET OUT
She is going to kill you
she wants me to do kinky things with her but I just wanna hold hands and cuddle
I can save her bros
When she sleeps over she usually doesnt get out of bed till like 1pm so I get up and go to the gym and grocery shop and stuff and she has hidden HUNDREDS of little love notes and scraps of papers with hearts on them all over my house i
its cute and I like it 🙂
As long as you understand she is off her rocker and you're willing to accept that she might snap and ruin your life in a single day, go right ahead my man
her >fuck my mouth and pussy pls
you >lol "logistics"
You're fucking autistic arent you?
How to fuck do you spergs end up with these girls and actual Chads with game and social skills like me are still virgins?
her >fuck my mouth and pussy pls
you >lol "logistics"
You're fucking autistic arent you?
How to fuck do you spergs end up with these girls and actual Chads with game and social skills like me are still virgins?
>tfw she’s a 3/10 fatty borderline whale
1 year ago
Anonymous
I literally have hundreds of these little notes she has left all around my house when I go to the gym or shower and and leave her unattended
1 year ago
Anonymous
mate you are asking for trouble here
1 year ago
Anonymous
how so?
I like her cuz she is sweet to me and she has good taste in animoo
Pic related is her favorite and its cute :/
1 year ago
Anonymous
like look enjoy yourself and have fun etc but a chick like this is clearly, and i say this with all possible respect, an absolute fucking mentalist. she's also 18 and doesn't udnerstand anything about the world or her place in it yet. it could be very difficutl for you to end it if you choose, or navigate like a normal relationship with her. i mean have your fun but this chick seems fucking psycho in no joking terms
1 year ago
habib
that's the thing though. It's so easy to get wrapped and lost in the crazy, especially when the crazy let's you sex it raw. I sympathize 27Anon. Been there. Enjoy it as much as you can, you're gunna hurt on the other end (and you know that on some level) but let your dick do the thinking now.
1 year ago
Anonymous
im a shy aspie so its just nice to have a woman that is really into you and takes the lead for romantic/sexual stuff cuz I dont know how to show affection and or initiate romantic things
1 year ago
habib
i hear you, and i get it. well, at the absolute least, take what she is doing and learn from it. emulate it (even if you're faking it) so if (and when) this thing ends you'll at least have grown past that. Then your next girl can be more sane, god willing
1 year ago
Anonymous
bro, I know you may be too lost for my words to reach you, but there ARE better women out there, specially when you take care of yourself and go to the gym. You deserve BETTER. She may seem comfy and cute for now, but all this love, all this affection, will return to you in form of emotional, AND EVEN PHYSICAL, pain.
TL;DR go seek someone better. If you don't know how to show affection or initiate romantic things, you can learn it, I PROMISE YOU. But you have to take yourself OUT of that shithole first.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Ive posted my story before a few weeks ago, but I have updates now >girl from tinder comes over >she says shes into "pet play", not what im into but whatever shes hot >"im a kitty hehehe" she says >she puts on a choker collar with a little bell on it >becomes completely non-verbal >keeps licking my ears and deep-throating my fingers >we have sex >finish...this is where it gets trange >she pours herself a bowl of milk and sits on my bed crosslegged lapping at it, just staring at me wide eyed and not saying a word for over an hour >try to talk to her but she stays in "character" and just laps at her bowl of milk and stares at me, try to touch her "so uhhh do you have work in the morning or anything" and she swats my hand away and hisses...refuses to break character or leave >whatever.....take a bunch of Benadryl so I can fall asleep >wake up for a second 3 hours later in the middle of the night and she is just in my bed naked just playing minecraft on her phone
>next morning she sleeps in >wake her up, trying to get her going >jokinly say "alright rise and shine" and try to drag her to sit upright >she just groans, hisses and points are her pussy then looks at me >actively refuses to remove herself from my bed until I fingerblast her nasty gash for 30 minutes >when I was in the closet getting dressed before she left I saw her take my cologne spray a bunch on one of my pillows then shove it in her duffel bag(she didnt know I could see her) >bites my nipple really hard through my shirt and just leaves without saying a word >snapchats me a sketch today >ask oh whats that >"its you" >she took creepshots of me shirtless putting my contacts in and is sketching my back
Pic for proof
you can see her collar on the floor....
idk how it got like this bros
no dox pls
I have been sleeping and busting raw in this girl two nights a week since(this was like a month ago)
>I like her cuz she is sweet to me >she wants me to do kinky things with her but I just wanna hold hands and cuddle >idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary
fit proves once again that men just want someone who loves them, even if they're a possibly life-fucking nut job
>has read the idiot and compares himself to Myshkin and Nastasya knowing how that ends >continues the relationship anyways
Are you trying to ruin yourself brother?
Once a woman is into you sexually she loses her mind anon. I tried to get rid of this milf that I had been banging by giving her short responses (for example, she would sent me a long rambling message about how happy she was to have me in her life and I would respond with "hahaha okay") but it only made her want me more.
Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here
idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary
hell yeah, you made it bro
be careful, i was with a girl like this
you will have the best experiences of your life
but the lows will be low, she probably has bpd and autism if she was anything like mine
Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here
idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary
this is why I still browse IST, put me in the screencap
Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here
idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary
Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here
idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary
bro finna boutta get stabbed
She better be a literal 10/10 or you should leave the country and lay low for a few years.
Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here
idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary
[...]
she wants me to do kinky things with her but I just wanna hold hands and cuddle
I can save her bros
When she sleeps over she usually doesnt get out of bed till like 1pm so I get up and go to the gym and grocery shop and stuff and she has hidden HUNDREDS of little love notes and scraps of papers with hearts on them all over my house i
its cute and I like it 🙂
>In the darkest forest of the coldest land, there's a cave >The sign is covered by moss, but you can make out the words "Crazy Pusseth" >Long had the naive knight searched and now he was here >He knew that it might be dangerous but the allure of Crazy Pusseth was too strong >Entering the cave, he encountered a sea of red vines covering the walls like red little flags and banners >The knight knew that this was a bad omen and he should turn back, but the allure of Crazy Pusseth was too strong >Delving deeper he started hearing voices like crying babies but from grown women >He knew that he should turn back, but the allure of Crazy Pusseth was too strong >Even deeper something moved in the dark >A full grown woman with a feline posture, hissing out of the dark >The knight was unprepared, and knew that fighting a demon like this would be foolish >But the allure of Crazy Pusseth was too strong >Scratched up, ragged breathing, the knight stood upon the precipice of an unfathomable pit of darkness >There was nothing to do but to turn back >But the allure >The allure of Crazy Pusseth >Legends say that the knight is still falling to this day >Too Crazy to see the signs >Too much of a Pusseth to face the truth
>In the darkest forest of the coldest land there is a cave >Scratch away the moss and you can see the sign >"Here lies Sir Crazy Pusseth"
Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here
idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary
bro we already fucking told you to RUN RUN RUN AWAY THE FIRST FUCKING TIME RETARD YOU ARE GOING TO DIE
Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here
idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary
Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here
idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary
Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here
idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary
Holy fuck, that's hot. Really, seriously disturbing, but hot. The worst thing about the world is that the better a lay a girl is, the worse she scores on the wife material scale. Picrel is the world if more than one per milion women who are good in bed were an actual wife material. Also put me in the screencap, I want the updoots.
>I have been sleeping and busting raw in this girl two nights a week since(this was like a month ago) >seeded this girl ~8 times
crazy is like fire, play with it long enough and you'll get burned. wear a condom if you intend to keep fucking her, but unless you want a 3/4 crazy bastard running around i'd get out of there
I was leaving work, in front of the exit a beautiful lassy was talking on the phone. She saw me and she forgot what to say. Stuttered.
Never saw her again though. Shame
First one that comes to mind, is a model we matched(verified) , she has done pages on the French Vogue no covers though. Told me she thought we'd look cute together.
She actually sounds pretty sweet anon. But if you ever want a family or even normal life, you either need to tell her to cut that shit out or find someone else.
It won't be easy, but if she actually cares about the relationship she will find a way.
I dated mine for 7 months and she was into the same shit.
Incredible body, super hot.
Loved her to death, but had serious mental issues, and a broken past of child abuse and rape.
Eventually she snapped, tried to cancel me on twitter, then would randomly message me trying to fuck after we broke up, etc. Crazy bitch.
>who is also 18, into pet play, cnc & gets little
bros
what the FUCK is wrong with white women
Mine was half white half asian. Absolute 10/10 aesthetically speaking, white skin with pink undertone too, tall. Unfortunate I couldn't make it work. I'm 25, best pussy of my life.
>I was on my way home from the gym, sick arm pump going on, vains pulsing BULGING out of my sleeves, I stopped at a convenience store. >I’m waiting in line to pay and the guy in front of me puts down a dozen donuts, two big bags of Doritos, one of those cheap-o one-gallon bottles of the generic brand fruit punch and a nasty rotting banana. >He turns to the clerk and says to him “my girlfriend just had an operation; she can only eat certain things.” >I look at him and I go: > “yeah right, what did she have a bong hit transplant?”
>Talking to a girl at the club >She asks where I'm from, I say (faraway place) she says I don't believe you >I show her my social media, she says oh ok you're for real >She taps on a picture of me shirtless >I say the six pack is real too >She lifts my shirt to confirm, kisses me right there
I've been chasing that high for two years. The stars will align again some day
>Be dyel >Been ignoring my gamer bros for a while so I can lift, doing neck curls for a couple months for those neck gains >Overhear my brother I live with on discord talking about me >"His neck looks like a tree trunk"
Felt good
Anon I hope things go well. You’re playing with fire but she seems like a nice girl whose just trying to overcome her trauma and only knows these things sexually. Was probably abused. Another fine example of the rot within our nation ruining otherwise good people.
that girl was so out of my league that my brain couldn't appept the possibility that she was into me.
but if I look back now... oh boy... the ammout of flirts and compliments she gave me is insane.
I didn't deserve her.
>talking shit in class with friends >notice a few girls staring at me >autismengage.exe >sorta trail off and focus on my books >hear one of them speak up in weird sort of dreamy voice >keep talking >tfw turns out they thought i had a nice deep voice
no one cares about my physique but still get voice mires. ill take it
Having a big tiddie tomboy rim me while I came on said tiddies was my proudest moment in life. I have found eternal inner sunshine through it that will last until the day I die
Happend a few months ago and posted it back then: >final day of student CS job >have to turn in company laptop >expect the usual grumpy old guy in that department >go into his office >qt I've never seen before is filling in for him >she looks up while greeting me, first freezes for a second and then completely lights up >starts processing my laptop and some other stuff >messes up the first thing she has to fill out on some form >giggles "omg sorry hihi" >fuck up another thing >apologizes again >finishes and hands me sheet where she filled out some stuff >I start going over the form to make sure everything is in order because this was kinda important stuff actually >she jumps up while I am listing the items >stands right next to me so close her boobs are touching my arm and I can feel her breath on my neck >when I'm finished she just keep standing there not moving >I leave while she is still gaping at me
This felt so fucking amazing because this wasn't some drunk slut at a club. But a shy nerdy girl in a professional environment who got so flustered by my presence she stopped functioning and clearly got embarrassed over it.
Bonus mire: >walk across courtyard coming back from different department later that day >look up >see the IT chick literally standing the window of her office staring at me >jumps out of view as I notice her
You should've sealed the deal anon. Wasted mire.
That's fine though, I've wasted many opportunities like that. There will be more (probably).
Just learn from it and aim to seal the deal next time.
She was not really my type, I'm autistic enough. Don't need a similarly autistic gf
You should've sealed the deal anon. Wasted mire.
That's fine though, I've wasted many opportunities like that. There will be more (probably).
Just learn from it and aim to seal the deal next time.
> have water in one of my balls > go to hospital, get it removed by surgery > dont shave before > doctor gets angry as anestesia starts working > laugh while drifting to sleep > be in bed after surgery > qute young female doctor comes in > wow your ripped > kinda shy > directly asks if she can see my junk > tells me she watched the surgery > wanted to see it again > asks for my number > fucked her a month later
Wasn't a physical mire, I'm still working on not being a fat fuck, but more an emotional/moral mire.
>Backstory >Father is a money-obsessed sociopath piece of shit. >Married my mother because she had esteem issues and he needed an arm piece at social events. >Never wanted kids, doctors told mom she was infertile. Surprise here I am. >Left to start a new family when I was 5. >FUCK that guy.
Fast forward to about a year ago. >Be me >Get a call at 1 in the morning >It's my estranged sister and her boyfriend is beating her >We haven't spoken in months, so I know this call means her life is in danger. >Book it over there, beat the shit out of the geriatric gay (she has daddy issues, no surprise) >Sister's in a bad way, but still responding. >Take her to the hospital >Explain to the very nice and concerned nurse and then the police she called that goddammit no I'm not the one that did this. >Get it sorted, I inherited my piece of shit father's silver tongue. >Make sure sister is alright, leave her as much cash as I can spare to find a motel room until we can figure something out. >She gets released the next morning, immediately spends the cash on booze and goes back to her boyfriend. >Cool, guess I'm not talking to her for a few more months. >Call up Mom to let her know what happened and tell her her daughter is a stupid cunt. >"I know, I know. But thank you for trying. I'm so proud of you." >"You've become the man your father always pretended to be."
Nothing anyone has ever said to me has been more meaningful.
At this point I can't tell. >ex gf family used to call me "Hulk" behind my back >airport security asking me if I had the time to lift today, then telling me I'm in insane shape >gf constantly fawning over my fizeek >IST accusing me of roids >IST calling me adonisbro
I think my greatest mire will be if I ever get accused of roiding by a medical professional, but I doubt it'll ever happen.
>if I ever get accused of roiding by a medical professional
they'd only accuse you if you show clear signs (shrunk testicles, bloated stomach, etc.)
they will probably compliment you if you took care of your health though
Form check me bros, first time pulling 2 plates felt a bit wonky
>on and off texting a girl I met in class over the summer >haven't texted her for a while because military work >on leave, take camping trip with the boys >tarpsoff.mp4 >post shirtless pic on the gram >she strikes a convo right after >"anon you're more fit than I thought"
>biking outside, it's summer >stop at red light >suddenly surrounded by a group of teen girls >they are drunk and giggling and all asking me for some donut shop while laughing and starting at me >aks if I am arab >say no >ask if I am turkish >Say no >light turns green >say that I'm latino and bike away
I hentai mindbroke some slut off of tinder once >apologize to this girl before i fuck her bc i was kinda inexperienced, i had only had sex with one girl before too so i thought maybe i wouldnt have the same good experience >end up fucking her better than her husband ever could (they were in an open relationship and he literally had not given her one vaginal orgasm for 5 years) >afterwards she calls me a literal "olympian sex god" and literally started taking birth control just so she could take me raw >literally will go out of her way after work to come suck me off and ask for nothing in return other than touching my arms and my butt
>Still a skinny gay dyel, but lean and have a pretty nice and proportional physique >wear a tanktop to my friends apartment >”Dang your arms are looking big man” >Feelsgood >Meet up with other friend and his gf and her brother to get some food >wearing tanktop again >get mired by friends gf and mog friend in the process with my presence >also nicely tanned from bathing in sunlight
Not huge victories, as us fit bros know normal people who don’t train their bodies admire anyone’s physique if it looks aesthetic and fit, they’re not sticklers on size and strength like people in the hobby are. Feels good anyways though to be a role model for people to want to be like in their body building journey.
>At 1st semester of med school >Doing some first aid drills where you gotta carry a fellow student pretending to be injured >They match me with two thicc girls, one´s all ass and the other is all tits >"Shit they look heavy" think to myself >Big ass one says "Sorry anon i´m kind of heavy, hope you don´t struggle too much" >"Nah it´ll be fine" tell them >"Manhandle" them one at a time through 30 yards making good time while every now and then accidentally touching their asses or tits because im just focused on pushing through and not looking like a dumbass while carrying/dragging them >"Damn anon I think you´re the buffest in class" while she feels my pecs
Afterwards some other people mired when they heard her compliment me. Sounds cheesy af but it was at a time where I was finally starting to feel actually strong and comfortable with my physique so it definitely gave me a huge confidence boost. A mire I´ll cherish forever
told this one a while ago, but i'll post it again for this dying thread
>get put into a group with a girl for one of my classes >she tells me she likes my hair and my shirt >shirt is a death metal band with some corpse like entity on it >she keeps giving me other compliments, trying to talk to me >few days later, we're working together >after we're done, she leaves, i notice she forgot her ruler >next time we meet up, tell her i having something long and hard for her >surprised pikachu spaghetti >later asks if i can walk her to her car >she offers me a ride to my car >accept >we both get in, start talking for a while >she wants to show me something on her phone >unlocks her phone >last thing she was looking at was my facebook >busted >in this time, she's figured out i'm not mysterious chad, but rather a handsome buff autist >starts asking me personal questions >at this point she figured out that if anything were to happen, she'd have to take charge >asks me if i've ever seen/felt a pussy >no, tfw >takes my hand, puts it down her pants >says this entire time i've been making her wet and horny. can confirm, was very wet and slimy >tells me to finger her, i begin to fingerblast her >after the blast, my hand is covered in her slime >kinda grossed out at it, don't want to wipe it on my clothes so i put my hand in her mouth and she licks it all off
> After working out for about 6 months- hard bulk + creatine > Hadn't seen my parents in a while and gave my mom a hug. > "Ohh.. Wow! Omg you feel so big and strong." > Went through a bit of a slut phase and got plenty of complements from girls, but that one really hit me
>be me >lifting for a couple of months >monday, leg day >my legs are long so i always sumo >"heh, anon you do squats like a girl" >waiting to finish my set while thinking what to say back >out of nowhere i hear "hey, thats a great compliment" >one of the biggest guys on the gym >"have you seen women weight on squat? damn i wish i can train like a woman" he says after >smile at him >he said i have bigger legs than him >is true >everyone start to mire >guy making jokes is silent >"w-what's your routine"
i train like a girl >do hip thrust right after >girl that never talk to anyone come asking if she can do them with me since there is no more bars around >while we are at it she says "i hear your conversation over there, you have big legs for a guy and your chest is huge >i have gyno >realize that women cant tell >get the biggest confidence boost since i join the gym
just this morning while i was training a girl from the staff told me she never saw me more happy and confident in the gym
thank you chad
>don’t see girlfriend for 6 months due to LDR >she tells me I’m much bigger than when we last saw >and I’m more cut >and my hands are bigger >and wrists
I was leaving my workplace and two girls were just walking by. One turned around to look at me and the other did too in the sense of "Hey look at him".
I was too autistic and quickly looked away and then justified it with "I was just being cool and ignored them".
>Go on rainy hike with gf at the time >come back to her place with clothes drenched >her mom gives us fresh clothes to change into >Both watch me as I change shirts and shorts >gf and mom both miring hard
Felt really good bros
>Meet ex in the streets 5 months after breakup >Been a regular at the gym >Gymbros healped me through breakup >She is amazed, forgets we broke up >Gropes my pecs in broad daylight >I clear up my throat, she backs off and apologizes >Keeps texting me, wants to come over
>roommate invited mutual friend for drinks >I don't drink, am playing vidya in my room >eventually leave my door open as they're in the kitchen outside, participate in the conversation >they move into my room >eventually roommate leaves to throw up >She sits near me, points vaguely at me >"Can ..?" >I autistically pass her the controller >"No, I meant can I touch you bicep?"
My wife complained for like two years when I started working out, then bought a peloton and started working out almost every day too. She apparently also told her co-workers that I'm in-shape and good looking now. It's not a direct mire, of course, but it can be inferred that she felt like I was getting out of her league and she had to better herself to keep up with me.
>she felt like I was getting out of her league and she had to better herself to keep up with me
she's either a shitty person or you're making her feel like that would change anything
either way either one (if not both) of you are shitty human beings
>He inspired her
no, he made her feel insecure
there is just as much of a chance that she'd start putting on the pounds to ease her insecurities if he treats her like this
if he wanted to actually inspire her he'd have gotten her to work out with him
>Be me >khv >go to a sporting event >just help out with organization n shit >at the end catch one of the photographer girls taking pics of me >go to after party >chat with her >tells me she wants to fuck me >wtf.jpg >whatever go back to mine >we fuck for the next 24 hours >ask her why >cus I like your wide shoulders and big chest
I'm 6'0 and I'm basically that build fat dude that gets posted around with wider shoulders but smaller arms
You have to go out and develop social skills as you get fit
I have wide shoulders and am strong thanks to work at my family business.
But I'm way too fat due to my eating habits and am a social retard when it comes to woman.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>But I'm way too fat due to my eating habits and am a social retard when it comes to woman.
There's your problem
Cut bro
1 year ago
Anonymous
I WILL CUT AND EXERCISE FOR THE SAKE OF GETTING SOME ASS 'N TITTES
AS GOD AS MY WITNESS I WILL ENDURE AND PERSIST
1 year ago
Anonymous
>I WILL CUT AND EXERCISE FOR THE SAKE OF GETTING SOME ASS 'N TITTES
That's just the bonus, cut so you can look like a sick cunt
Lady that owns a breakfast place near my gym stopped me today to make me dio some juice she was making, in shirtless on mynway home but stopped by because o love juice and It was free, afrer drinking o shake her hand and as I was leaving she calla me gorgeous, felt pretty nice NGL, especially since she's kinda hot.
I just went to a oftalmologist and the guy gave me eye drops to expand my corneas, i cannot read for shit right now and I'm basically praying for the autofill to autofjll correctly, it wasn't enough for the original post lmao
>Start lifting for 18 months. >was big fat fatty >now normal BMI have all my noob gains >best friend of over 20 years son has a birthday >i go there >his grandfather introduces himself to me like he's never met me before
The guy is completely lucid, he literally just didn't even realize who I was. Almost a mire
In college. I had these pants that had a small hole in them and at the bar one night it got hung on something and ripped wide open. The open spot was around my crotch but nothing was hanging out. I was drunk with the lads no big deal. At one point in the night I went to the bar to grab some drinks and I’m leaned up waiting for the bartender to make her way to me. I feel someone reach their hands in my pants and start playing with my dick. Look up and it’s a 6/10 with a nice bod, small tits and athletic ass who I didn’t know. She was there with what appeared to be her BF so I stayed the hell away and never saw her again. Weird mire but my best.
I don't know if this counts and probably you won't believe me but one time I was bench pressing and I noticed that the woman that was in the room (we were the only ones) went to the bathroom and came back clearly without a bra (I think I would have noticed if she had not worn it before) and started doing dumbell bench press in front of me before she stretched on the floor. She was thin with nice tits.
She WAS looking in my direction a lot, so I guess it was a mire.
The one I recall the most: >Starting out at new job as photographer at a school >take some photos of daily activities, design social media posts, etc >at midday stop and drink some coffee in the sun >wearing a polo shirt >some 15-16 year old girls surround me and start asking stuff >two of them straight up start rubbing my arms and chest and saying that I have a nice body >this goes on for the next six months >never fucked any of them because I'm 25 and needed the job
The best part is that I had only been lifting for like 5 months
Recently an elderly hippy couple came up to my table at a business lunch and kept giving me nonstop compliments about my arms, then the woman swolested my bicep. I assume they were high on medical Marijuana or something. It was one of the most surreal experiences of my life. I tried to play it off after they finally left by asking the vendors if they planted the couple there to flatter me. I get douche chills just thinking about it.
>dinner with gf and a friend of hers >leaning on counter with back >palms on counter, arms straight, so triceps naturally flex >her friend says i have big arms
must have triggered gf because she sucked me off the moment her friend left
>at doctors office because of some issue with wrist >doctor assumed I did it lifting since according to him I've got big arms
the truth is because I was playing path of exile a lot
>he's all buff, huh?
Happened couple weeks ago. Gave me enough confidence to post on /cbt/.
>Be me
>Dyel skinnyfag that is finally showing progress
>Hiking with mum
>Shirtless cause it's hot
>Pass a group of kids on some summer camp thing
>Hear some of them saying I look ripped
>Camp counselor, it was a dude near my age, checks me out and smiles
>Thank you kids
>Thank you possibly homosexual camp counselor
I'm not gay!
Post body
He molested those kids.
Seconding or it's a larp
Why? I'm self conscious again from all the dyel comments when I posted
You posted in the CBT
Do it again here
Girl fucked me.
/thread
did it hurt?
Group of late teens black chicks oogling the shit out of me on an elevator because I'm 6'4 and have wide shoulders. No I wasn't interested in them, they aren't Japanese.
It’s a double mire
>go to job interview at tech company
>company is located in the top 2 floors of a fancy hotel
>take a taxi there
>driver asks where to
>i say the name of the hotel
>”oh are you going there to train?”
> - “wh..what?”
>”you’re gonna do weightlifting there?”
> - “no it’s a job interview”
>”oh ok. it’s just that they have a gym there… i don’t know why i assumed… heh”
>get to the place
>enter the lobby
>tell the guy at the lobby desk i’m here for the company and ask which floor is it
>”hah i didn’t know they were hiring bodybuilders!”
>crush the interview
Man that was a great day. And yes I’m natty
post body brah
he did
Kek some dude told me to post body then deleted it.
Thanks dude I’m working on it.
>accusing me of roiding
Not only that I was natty, but also only lifted for about 6 months when the photo was taken, while on a hard cut. To be fair I did lift in the past, several years before that. Muscle memory is real bros.
What were your lifts when this pic was taken
I didn’t lift for strength during that time, I was mostly doing volume stuff with 4x10. Probably around 1/2/trash/trash.
What was the routine you did? Also what did you eat on a day to day basis if you remember? I'm trying to get like this, if that's even possible for a manlet
Nothing fancy, my I did a split that was based on push/pull/legs, did like 2 big compounds in each plus 2-3 isolations. I did high reps on everything, 10 on isolations, I don't remember if I did 10 or 8 on compounds. I lifted almost every day (only took a rest day when I was legit exhausted, like once every couple of weeks).
My food was basically just 1800 calories believe it or not (I was cutting) and 180g protein. I didn't count anything else, I just tried to keep it as clean as possible. Occasionally I would slip and correct with a short fast (1 day usually, max was 2 days).
And I'm basically doing the same thing right now, except instead of lifting I only do cardio. Once I get to like ~93kg or so, I'll get back to lifting. I'm sure I'll gain mass pretty quick due to muscle memory. History has shown that it works really well.
During sex with gf
>It's like I'm getting fucked by Hercules
Was my fav disney film as a kid so felt good.
Hot af
>And that's the Gospel Truth
Gf (now wife) admitting that she got herself off groping my big arms after I fell asleep. This was a few months after telling me she didn't want me to "get too big".
>go to commercial gym for first time (only ever trained at home for longest time)
>stares from all the dyels
>fit girl keeps staring at me and using equipment nearest whatever I'm doing
my body dysmorphia may have been cured for good now that I know what my competition looks like lol
My greatest mire to date was some kids in a playground seeing me do a shit load of pull ups and saying "wow you're strong!"
You really should had took that beer, Anon.
This was my body around that time, though I’m way way fatter now and working on getting back in shape.
Good shit, anon. I'm miring
Thanks kings. Using this for motivation. My muscles are completely deflated and I’ve gained 20kg of fat since the photo was taken. Already lost 5kg, 15 more to go.
WAGMI.
Height and weight in the pic?
183cm and I believe 84kg. Not sure because it was almost 2 years ago
Holy fuck those arms are gigantic. Respect brother
roid chud
hot damn
"Please don't take this the wrong way, but you're not very big" - Amiable young cardiac nurse
The timing was hilarious, because I'd had a heart cath., and seconds later she would be pulling my boxers aside to check on the incision site in my groin half an inch from my junk.
How is this a mire? Why would she insult you like that?
Calling it a mire was a joke. I think she was concerned I would faint upon standing if I hadn't had lunch.
>Be me
>at Comic-Con in June
>wearing Superman suit
>fucking sweaty
>go meet up with some friends
>they’re climbing on buildings to get good pics
>Decide to climb with them, but I take off the shirt(it’s hot as hell)
>tall, Thick ass cosplay girl in group
>she’s telling me how much he prefers women to men
>notice how she’s struggling to look at me in the eyes, she keeps gazing at my Adonis belt and chest
Decent mire’, we’re all gonna make it.
>he
>he
Freudian slip?
And yet you didn't make a move which is why youre all gays and you're never gonna make it.
>Oh my God guys. The grill looked in my direction.
>post something on IST
>get told it looks good not because it's IST but because i look like a god
Damn i didn't know how good i had it.
My mom's friend sat on my lap once.
>FINALLY manage to get laid through tinder
>undress
>girl: 'wow you're fit'
>Living in uni large college dormitory
>Be DYEL
>College fees include gym membership and self serve buffet 3x a day
> take advantage and make massive gains over 2 years
>Same girls who saw me as a DYEL and made fun of me back then now complementing my physique and my improvement and grabbing my arms and shoulders at dinner
>feelsgood.jpg
>Eventually try asking some of those girls out
>Rejected every time
While the mires were nice there's no cure for being an autistic manlet is there?
They probably just see you as friendzoned, if they known you for a long time
bro get back to working out, miring hard
is she hot at least anon?
>I have been busting raw in this girl two nights a week
sounds like you're putting your dick in crazy
told this story a few weeks ago:
>go to fast food place
>receipt coming out slowly
>girl working says, "the receipt machine is like men, sometimes you gotta beat it to come faster"
>laugh awkwardly and register as if she means literally hitting men, aka violence, and feel kinda disgusted
>sit down to eat and realize what she meant
and she was kinda cute, fuaaark bros
stop asking girls out. talk to them, get close to them, make them laugh, get to a point where you can ask them out without them feeling like its a date. you think some girl is gonna say "sure ill go out with you" without knowing you well? ffs man
>just jestermaxx bro
>>Same girls who saw me as a DYEL and made fun of me back then
>made fun of me back then
Why does shit like this keep getting posted? This never happens
My mam asked me if I have been working out, which give me the confidence to post in CBT, a chud said I've made great progress and look good, I'm alot less transphobic now.
Lost me at the end anon, you fag enabler
>your Body is perfect
It wasn’t though, I just looked good in dress clothes. Sort of like a not as bad version of the “just do shoulders” guy
>you’re so much bigger than my boyfriend
Like something out of porn. Not as hot as I thought it would be though. Felt kind of fucked up and like she had some psychological issues with her boyfriend
>you’re hitting my stomach babe
This one was pretty hot
Unfortunately my body wasn’t as good until I already settled down. If anything there was more disappointment about my physique than mires because I’m tall and my frame is good but my body fat was higher than it looked before and I never used to do abs (do NOT fall for the “compounds are enough for abs” meme. Maybe it works for manlets, not if you’re tall). So my best mires are about pp size
Why did you fuck another man's girlfriend?
(I know why, but I want real insight into the psychology of cucking in a post caveman era)
Not him but did the same thing yesterday.
I was lonely and she's the only non-fat option i have.
Not him, but sluts are for fucking, and cucks are for cucking.
I didn’t know it at the time. I didn’t think she had a boyfriend. It was a weird dynamic and im not proud of that. Would not have done it if I knew. It was a great mire but at the same time pretty fucked up
My greatest mires have been from teenage girls when I'm out with gf because I know that means I'm getting a good bj later that day without having to ask.
One of my ex's said she went to every party I went to because she thought i was super hot, which is funny b/c i showed up to every party she went to because she had big tits
The best mire I ever get is when my grandma tells me that I'm getting so big and strong when I go to have tea with her.
I am big and strong to look after her.
cozy mire
cherish your grandma, anon
they don't live forever you know...
I miss having tea with her 🙁
My nieces call me "muscle-uncle" sometimes even though im a total fucking dyel. Lit a fire in my tummy to get bigger before they can actually remember in vivid detail.
Do it, anon.
Gaslight Gainz are top tier gainz
Does it also lit a fire in your groin?
My boss's little girls saw me and said "oh he's buff!" to themselves when I came out the kitchen. Little kid mires are the most honest therefore the best.
>Little kid mires are the most honest
They're also the least informed.
jealous
Ive posted my story before a few weeks ago, but I have updates now
>girl from tinder comes over
>she says shes into "pet play", not what im into but whatever shes hot
>"im a kitty hehehe" she says
>she puts on a choker collar with a little bell on it
>becomes completely non-verbal
>keeps licking my ears and deep-throating my fingers
>we have sex
>finish...this is where it gets trange
>she pours herself a bowl of milk and sits on my bed crosslegged lapping at it, just staring at me wide eyed and not saying a word for over an hour
>try to talk to her but she stays in "character" and just laps at her bowl of milk and stares at me, try to touch her "so uhhh do you have work in the morning or anything" and she swats my hand away and hisses...refuses to break character or leave
>whatever.....take a bunch of Benadryl so I can fall asleep
>wake up for a second 3 hours later in the middle of the night and she is just in my bed naked just playing minecraft on her phone
>next morning she sleeps in
>wake her up, trying to get her going
>jokinly say "alright rise and shine" and try to drag her to sit upright
>she just groans, hisses and points are her pussy then looks at me
>actively refuses to remove herself from my bed until I fingerblast her nasty gash for 30 minutes
>when I was in the closet getting dressed before she left I saw her take my cologne spray a bunch on one of my pillows then shove it in her duffel bag(she didnt know I could see her)
>bites my nipple really hard through my shirt and just leaves without saying a word
>snapchats me a sketch today
>ask oh whats that
>"its you"
>she took creepshots of me shirtless putting my contacts in and is sketching my back
Pic for proof
you can see her collar on the floor....
idk how it got like this bros
no dox pls
I have been sleeping and busting raw in this girl two nights a week since(this was like a month ago)
She texts me stuff like this
Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here
idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary
>these notes
What
The
Fuck
Dude, GET OUT
She is going to kill you
>uncomfy
RUN
>and my body activated a trauma response
Unless you want to take care of her like a child for the rest of your life and have a minimal chance of being able to successfully raise a family, you should drop her immediately. She needs to sort her shit out.
Oh no
I could fix her anon..
>after sex not forcing her to sit on the kitchen stool and make her do her multiplications and spanking her when she gets a wrong answer
>Seeing this means I've regressed to about 3-6 yrs old
It's time to leave the country, anon.
Or better yet, burn down your fucking house and fake your death because there is a 99% chance this broad will stab you in your sleep one day.
Put me on the reddit Screencap the sht is funny.
dang ive never seen a person marked for death this hard before
>Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
Excuse me what
bro get the fuck out of there. You are going to be either stabbed to death or be tethered forever by an "unexpected" pregnancy
This is the one that made me realize this is undeniably real
Been around these type of people
>Open Mouth Dental Gag Cheek Drool Resistant Gag Bondage Kink
another one of her kinks?
bro WHAT
she wants me to do kinky things with her but I just wanna hold hands and cuddle
I can save her bros
When she sleeps over she usually doesnt get out of bed till like 1pm so I get up and go to the gym and grocery shop and stuff and she has hidden HUNDREDS of little love notes and scraps of papers with hearts on them all over my house i
its cute and I like it 🙂
As long as you understand she is off her rocker and you're willing to accept that she might snap and ruin your life in a single day, go right ahead my man
>I can save her bros
Christ himself cannot save this chick
You are begging for further trouble
Ya shes pretty wild, but other than all the deranged sex stuff she is really sweet....she is 18 and I am 27 lol
Apparently "cockwarming" is just putting your wiener in and leaving it there while you play with her hair and watch tv or whatever
She works at a makeup/perfume store
her
>fuck my mouth and pussy pls
you
>lol "logistics"
You're fucking autistic arent you?
How to fuck do you spergs end up with these girls and actual Chads with game and social skills like me are still virgins?
I thought you were dead, Elliott Roger
Poast moar u lucky speg
>tfw she’s a 3/10 fatty borderline whale
I literally have hundreds of these little notes she has left all around my house when I go to the gym or shower and and leave her unattended
mate you are asking for trouble here
how so?
I like her cuz she is sweet to me and she has good taste in animoo
Pic related is her favorite and its cute :/
like look enjoy yourself and have fun etc but a chick like this is clearly, and i say this with all possible respect, an absolute fucking mentalist. she's also 18 and doesn't udnerstand anything about the world or her place in it yet. it could be very difficutl for you to end it if you choose, or navigate like a normal relationship with her. i mean have your fun but this chick seems fucking psycho in no joking terms
that's the thing though. It's so easy to get wrapped and lost in the crazy, especially when the crazy let's you sex it raw. I sympathize 27Anon. Been there. Enjoy it as much as you can, you're gunna hurt on the other end (and you know that on some level) but let your dick do the thinking now.
im a shy aspie so its just nice to have a woman that is really into you and takes the lead for romantic/sexual stuff cuz I dont know how to show affection and or initiate romantic things
i hear you, and i get it. well, at the absolute least, take what she is doing and learn from it. emulate it (even if you're faking it) so if (and when) this thing ends you'll at least have grown past that. Then your next girl can be more sane, god willing
bro, I know you may be too lost for my words to reach you, but there ARE better women out there, specially when you take care of yourself and go to the gym. You deserve BETTER. She may seem comfy and cute for now, but all this love, all this affection, will return to you in form of emotional, AND EVEN PHYSICAL, pain.
TL;DR go seek someone better. If you don't know how to show affection or initiate romantic things, you can learn it, I PROMISE YOU. But you have to take yourself OUT of that shithole first.
>I like her cuz she is sweet to me
>she wants me to do kinky things with her but I just wanna hold hands and cuddle
>idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary
fit proves once again that men just want someone who loves them, even if they're a possibly life-fucking nut job
its so easy to take advantage of that fyi
What did you respond to her last question with anon?
I feel like a hero from a Dostoyevsky novel we are Prince Myshkin and Nastasya ... or maybe Stavrogin and Marya Timofeevna Lebyadkin
idk
I always cry after sex and dont even like fucking either so its been tough
>has read the idiot and compares himself to Myshkin and Nastasya knowing how that ends
>continues the relationship anyways
Are you trying to ruin yourself brother?
She doesn’t have a job does she
Dunno, but with all the "cockwarming" and "petplay" talk I'm thinking she'll end up biting your dick off while pretending to be a cat someday
>I can save her bros
We tried to warn you bro, but you are too far gone now. Good luck.
You're a gay for not appreciating a girl like that. Have you always been a bitch or is that just recently?
Fuck the shit out of that girl. Have a relationship with her. Make her submit and be loyal to you. gay.
>Fuck the shit out of that girl. Have a relationship with her. Make her submit and be loyal to you. gay.
incel logic
God you even have her saved as girlfren. You are a complete and total gay
Never stick your dick in crazy anon.
This is not going to end well.
you give her such dry responses yet shes still so into you. don't demoralize me like this.
Once a woman is into you sexually she loses her mind anon. I tried to get rid of this milf that I had been banging by giving her short responses (for example, she would sent me a long rambling message about how happy she was to have me in her life and I would respond with "hahaha okay") but it only made her want me more.
never had any hookup that much into me in my life. they've always left after a while, probably when they realise im autistic as fuck when im sober.
>I can save her bros
No the fuck you can't. Abandon all hope ye who enters there. Save yourself you horny fool
Jesus fuck
Anon I fear for your safety
hell yeah, you made it bro
be careful, i was with a girl like this
you will have the best experiences of your life
but the lows will be low, she probably has bpd and autism if she was anything like mine
this is why I still browse IST, put me in the screencap
Post a pic of her
ive seen this greentext before
bro finna boutta get stabbed
She better be a literal 10/10 or you should leave the country and lay low for a few years.
Here's the screencap.
Kek, hopefully it makes new year's comic
>browsing IST in Yotsuba
fucking leled
tomorrow chad reporting in
>tomorrow chad reporting in
BROTHERS. YOU ARE NOT ALONE
It should have been me it SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
>In the darkest forest of the coldest land, there's a cave
>The sign is covered by moss, but you can make out the words "Crazy Pusseth"
>Long had the naive knight searched and now he was here
>He knew that it might be dangerous but the allure of Crazy Pusseth was too strong
>Entering the cave, he encountered a sea of red vines covering the walls like red little flags and banners
>The knight knew that this was a bad omen and he should turn back, but the allure of Crazy Pusseth was too strong
>Delving deeper he started hearing voices like crying babies but from grown women
>He knew that he should turn back, but the allure of Crazy Pusseth was too strong
>Even deeper something moved in the dark
>A full grown woman with a feline posture, hissing out of the dark
>The knight was unprepared, and knew that fighting a demon like this would be foolish
>But the allure of Crazy Pusseth was too strong
>Scratched up, ragged breathing, the knight stood upon the precipice of an unfathomable pit of darkness
>There was nothing to do but to turn back
>But the allure
>The allure of Crazy Pusseth
>Legends say that the knight is still falling to this day
>Too Crazy to see the signs
>Too much of a Pusseth to face the truth
>In the darkest forest of the coldest land there is a cave
>Scratch away the moss and you can see the sign
>"Here lies Sir Crazy Pusseth"
That fucking twist
10/10 anon
Is she half black? I think I fucked this girl a year ago. Was she in the military?
bro we already fucking told you to RUN RUN RUN AWAY THE FIRST FUCKING TIME RETARD YOU ARE GOING TO DIE
God damn I wish I was white
RUN BITCH, RUUUN!
what the fuck
what AM I READING HEEEEEEER
>and busting raw in this girl two nights a week since
Bro
>I have been sleeping and busting raw in this girl two nights a week since
what the fuck man
I understand it, dated a bp girl too, minor bp but still bpd but that girl
Oh boy i bet sex is 20/10
But the emotional baggage is so not worth it
>>she pours herself a bowl of milk and sits on my bed crosslegged
cats shouldn't drink milk you moron
it is bad for their stomachs
What if it was cat milk
I don't think people have cat milk in their fridges Anon
No idea if I should feel sorry for you, or if I should be jealous
At least
USE CONDOMS
got the date wrong but fuck it. also better screencap
ty anons
Yeah same, sad seeing so many fall for it
Holy fuck, that's hot. Really, seriously disturbing, but hot. The worst thing about the world is that the better a lay a girl is, the worse she scores on the wife material scale. Picrel is the world if more than one per milion women who are good in bed were an actual wife material. Also put me in the screencap, I want the updoots.
Include jalapeño steaks in the screencap
>I have been sleeping and busting raw in this girl two nights a week since(this was like a month ago)
>seeded this girl ~8 times
crazy is like fire, play with it long enough and you'll get burned. wear a condom if you intend to keep fucking her, but unless you want a 3/4 crazy bastard running around i'd get out of there
Anyone else here pronounce been the same as bean?
Yes because I can speak English. People who say bin are retards.
>Hey, anon, I don't mean to be inappropriate, but your arms are really big.
Best part was I wasn't even consistently going to the gym at that point.
>friends ex gf told me she had fantasized about fucking me
Grandma spying on me naked while I sunbathed.
It was also simultaneously one of the most disappointing feelings I've ever had.
Some girl walking towards me literally opened her mouth like pic related and then bit her lip
I was leaving work, in front of the exit a beautiful lassy was talking on the phone. She saw me and she forgot what to say. Stuttered.
Never saw her again though. Shame
my gf
When I was a manager at Chick fil a and all the teenage and college girls said my arms looked nice
Nice until the 16 and 17 year olds would add me on Snapchat and send unsolicited nudes
First one that comes to mind, is a model we matched(verified) , she has done pages on the French Vogue no covers though. Told me she thought we'd look cute together.
My friends' moms calling me handsome after I lost weight. Then I gained it all back plus more.
>be me
>sweeping doorstep outside apartment
>neighborhood niglets walking by
>one wearing ironman mask
>they yell "that's Thor!"
>mfw
>Still waiting for your face when
HUNDREDS OF THESE NOTES
Kek at that file name, based Dostoevskymaxxing chad
Good that there is enough evídence to put her behind bars once she killed you
>Breed me?
bro RUN
She’ll cut your tires and cook your rabbit
>Breed Me?
You read that and didn't immediately say "FUCK THAT!" afterwards?
What the actual fuck is wrong with you bro?
whats wrong with it ?
She’s going to trap him with a kid
ohhh alright thanks
Idk she seems damaged but sweet, take good care of her anon
Women rubbing my body unsolicited.
She actually sounds pretty sweet anon. But if you ever want a family or even normal life, you either need to tell her to cut that shit out or find someone else.
It won't be easy, but if she actually cares about the relationship she will find a way.
she left a collection of her stuff at my house
This and a buncha travel sized perfume samples and fancy shampoos
Anon is this girl from Ohio?
She is remarkably similar to my ex who is also 18, into pet play, cnc & gets little
No we both live in Utah
I see.
Well be careful.
I dated mine for 7 months and she was into the same shit.
Incredible body, super hot.
Loved her to death, but had serious mental issues, and a broken past of child abuse and rape.
Eventually she snapped, tried to cancel me on twitter, then would randomly message me trying to fuck after we broke up, etc. Crazy bitch.
Mine was half white half asian. Absolute 10/10 aesthetically speaking, white skin with pink undertone too, tall. Unfortunate I couldn't make it work. I'm 25, best pussy of my life.
>who is also 18, into pet play, cnc & gets little
bros
what the FUCK is wrong with white women
>sore throat spray
>sippy cup
Anon whats going on?
It's called 'being little'.
Girl with a lot of childhood trauma cope this way.
It's very cute but a danger sign.
Girls I hate actually like me back
Wtf
>that drawing
>being little
Call her a filly. Do it. See how she reacts.
I’m in kind of a weird mood myself.
>I was on my way home from the gym, sick arm pump going on, vains pulsing BULGING out of my sleeves, I stopped at a convenience store.
>I’m waiting in line to pay and the guy in front of me puts down a dozen donuts, two big bags of Doritos, one of those cheap-o one-gallon bottles of the generic brand fruit punch and a nasty rotting banana.
>He turns to the clerk and says to him “my girlfriend just had an operation; she can only eat certain things.”
>I look at him and I go:
> “yeah right, what did she have a bong hit transplant?”
Got ‘em
You'd be more likely to get your hand amputated
hi Lee
Guys, I am looking for another version of OP pic. Same buff pepe, but face is different, more realistic I guess. Pls halp
Recently lost my virginity and while i was fucking the girl kept feeling my arms and tris and said they were massive
RIP in peace, goodnight sweet prince
The anon that flew too close to the sun...
>Talking to a girl at the club
>She asks where I'm from, I say (faraway place) she says I don't believe you
>I show her my social media, she says oh ok you're for real
>She taps on a picture of me shirtless
>I say the six pack is real too
>She lifts my shirt to confirm, kisses me right there
I've been chasing that high for two years. The stars will align again some day
>The stars will align some day.
They won't. They did that day and you didn't take advantage of it.
>Be dyel
>Been ignoring my gamer bros for a while so I can lift, doing neck curls for a couple months for those neck gains
>Overhear my brother I live with on discord talking about me
>"His neck looks like a tree trunk"
Felt good
Anon I hope things go well. You’re playing with fire but she seems like a nice girl whose just trying to overcome her trauma and only knows these things sexually. Was probably abused. Another fine example of the rot within our nation ruining otherwise good people.
My mum once said im a handsome young man
She was not lying
>You've lost weight, anon. You look so much better!
Thanks, mom.
A girl once told me I have a good natural smell. I only realized months later that she was into me
>I only realized months later that she was into me
Many such cases. I'm so fucking socially deft and retarded.
that girl was so out of my league that my brain couldn't appept the possibility that she was into me.
but if I look back now... oh boy... the ammout of flirts and compliments she gave me is insane.
I didn't deserve her.
>talking shit in class with friends
>notice a few girls staring at me
>autismengage.exe
>sorta trail off and focus on my books
>hear one of them speak up in weird sort of dreamy voice
>keep talking
>tfw turns out they thought i had a nice deep voice
no one cares about my physique but still get voice mires. ill take it
chegged
Having a big tiddie tomboy rim me while I came on said tiddies was my proudest moment in life. I have found eternal inner sunshine through it that will last until the day I die
can you illustrate the position that this happened in? I can't imagine how it's possible
fucking based. bless you tomboy boob creamer anon
Happend a few months ago and posted it back then:
>final day of student CS job
>have to turn in company laptop
>expect the usual grumpy old guy in that department
>go into his office
>qt I've never seen before is filling in for him
>she looks up while greeting me, first freezes for a second and then completely lights up
>starts processing my laptop and some other stuff
>messes up the first thing she has to fill out on some form
>giggles "omg sorry hihi"
>fuck up another thing
>apologizes again
>finishes and hands me sheet where she filled out some stuff
>I start going over the form to make sure everything is in order because this was kinda important stuff actually
>she jumps up while I am listing the items
>stands right next to me so close her boobs are touching my arm and I can feel her breath on my neck
>when I'm finished she just keep standing there not moving
>I leave while she is still gaping at me
This felt so fucking amazing because this wasn't some drunk slut at a club. But a shy nerdy girl in a professional environment who got so flustered by my presence she stopped functioning and clearly got embarrassed over it.
Bonus mire:
>walk across courtyard coming back from different department later that day
>look up
>see the IT chick literally standing the window of her office staring at me
>jumps out of view as I notice her
She wanted your cock why didn’t you send it
She was not really my type, I'm autistic enough. Don't need a similarly autistic gf
>he didn't list "your number"
one job
You should've sealed the deal anon. Wasted mire.
That's fine though, I've wasted many opportunities like that. There will be more (probably).
Just learn from it and aim to seal the deal next time.
> have water in one of my balls
> go to hospital, get it removed by surgery
> dont shave before
> doctor gets angry as anestesia starts working
> laugh while drifting to sleep
> be in bed after surgery
> qute young female doctor comes in
> wow your ripped
> kinda shy
> directly asks if she can see my junk
> tells me she watched the surgery
> wanted to see it again
> asks for my number
> fucked her a month later
You should have reported her for sexual harassment
i'll have you know it's futaba
Wasn't a physical mire, I'm still working on not being a fat fuck, but more an emotional/moral mire.
>Backstory
>Father is a money-obsessed sociopath piece of shit.
>Married my mother because she had esteem issues and he needed an arm piece at social events.
>Never wanted kids, doctors told mom she was infertile. Surprise here I am.
>Left to start a new family when I was 5.
>FUCK that guy.
Fast forward to about a year ago.
>Be me
>Get a call at 1 in the morning
>It's my estranged sister and her boyfriend is beating her
>We haven't spoken in months, so I know this call means her life is in danger.
>Book it over there, beat the shit out of the geriatric gay (she has daddy issues, no surprise)
>Sister's in a bad way, but still responding.
>Take her to the hospital
>Explain to the very nice and concerned nurse and then the police she called that goddammit no I'm not the one that did this.
>Get it sorted, I inherited my piece of shit father's silver tongue.
>Make sure sister is alright, leave her as much cash as I can spare to find a motel room until we can figure something out.
>She gets released the next morning, immediately spends the cash on booze and goes back to her boyfriend.
>Cool, guess I'm not talking to her for a few more months.
>Call up Mom to let her know what happened and tell her her daughter is a stupid cunt.
>"I know, I know. But thank you for trying. I'm so proud of you."
>"You've become the man your father always pretended to be."
Nothing anyone has ever said to me has been more meaningful.
I’m sorry anon. Your dynasty of a good family can always start with you
I dont lift for woman
At this point I can't tell.
>ex gf family used to call me "Hulk" behind my back
>airport security asking me if I had the time to lift today, then telling me I'm in insane shape
>gf constantly fawning over my fizeek
>IST accusing me of roids
>IST calling me adonisbro
I think my greatest mire will be if I ever get accused of roiding by a medical professional, but I doubt it'll ever happen.
>if I ever get accused of roiding by a medical professional
they'd only accuse you if you show clear signs (shrunk testicles, bloated stomach, etc.)
they will probably compliment you if you took care of your health though
Post body
Why, think I'm LARPing? Why would I lie on the internet, anon?
i was gonna ask for you to post too i just wanna see your body
Nah you look natty, but top tier. Wish I had bicep veins. Fuck genetics
>Admit that you are on gear, anon.
I'm not. But I'm not thinking about it.
>on and off texting a girl I met in class over the summer
>haven't texted her for a while because military work
>on leave, take camping trip with the boys
>tarpsoff.mp4
>post shirtless pic on the gram
>she strikes a convo right after
>"anon you're more fit than I thought"
Natty life i guess
>biking outside, it's summer
>stop at red light
>suddenly surrounded by a group of teen girls
>they are drunk and giggling and all asking me for some donut shop while laughing and starting at me
>aks if I am arab
>say no
>ask if I am turkish
>Say no
>light turns green
>say that I'm latino and bike away
I hentai mindbroke some slut off of tinder once
>apologize to this girl before i fuck her bc i was kinda inexperienced, i had only had sex with one girl before too so i thought maybe i wouldnt have the same good experience
>end up fucking her better than her husband ever could (they were in an open relationship and he literally had not given her one vaginal orgasm for 5 years)
>afterwards she calls me a literal "olympian sex god" and literally started taking birth control just so she could take me raw
>literally will go out of her way after work to come suck me off and ask for nothing in return other than touching my arms and my butt
>they were in an open relationship
ppl should be hanged for this
>Still a skinny gay dyel, but lean and have a pretty nice and proportional physique
>wear a tanktop to my friends apartment
>”Dang your arms are looking big man”
>Feelsgood
>Meet up with other friend and his gf and her brother to get some food
>wearing tanktop again
>get mired by friends gf and mog friend in the process with my presence
>also nicely tanned from bathing in sunlight
Not huge victories, as us fit bros know normal people who don’t train their bodies admire anyone’s physique if it looks aesthetic and fit, they’re not sticklers on size and strength like people in the hobby are. Feels good anyways though to be a role model for people to want to be like in their body building journey.
>At 1st semester of med school
>Doing some first aid drills where you gotta carry a fellow student pretending to be injured
>They match me with two thicc girls, one´s all ass and the other is all tits
>"Shit they look heavy" think to myself
>Big ass one says "Sorry anon i´m kind of heavy, hope you don´t struggle too much"
>"Nah it´ll be fine" tell them
>"Manhandle" them one at a time through 30 yards making good time while every now and then accidentally touching their asses or tits because im just focused on pushing through and not looking like a dumbass while carrying/dragging them
>"Damn anon I think you´re the buffest in class" while she feels my pecs
Afterwards some other people mired when they heard her compliment me. Sounds cheesy af but it was at a time where I was finally starting to feel actually strong and comfortable with my physique so it definitely gave me a huge confidence boost. A mire I´ll cherish forever
told this one a while ago, but i'll post it again for this dying thread
>get put into a group with a girl for one of my classes
>she tells me she likes my hair and my shirt
>shirt is a death metal band with some corpse like entity on it
>she keeps giving me other compliments, trying to talk to me
>few days later, we're working together
>after we're done, she leaves, i notice she forgot her ruler
>next time we meet up, tell her i having something long and hard for her
>surprised pikachu spaghetti
>later asks if i can walk her to her car
>she offers me a ride to my car
>accept
>we both get in, start talking for a while
>she wants to show me something on her phone
>unlocks her phone
>last thing she was looking at was my facebook
>busted
>in this time, she's figured out i'm not mysterious chad, but rather a handsome buff autist
>starts asking me personal questions
>at this point she figured out that if anything were to happen, she'd have to take charge
>asks me if i've ever seen/felt a pussy
>no, tfw
>takes my hand, puts it down her pants
>says this entire time i've been making her wet and horny. can confirm, was very wet and slimy
>tells me to finger her, i begin to fingerblast her
>after the blast, my hand is covered in her slime
>kinda grossed out at it, don't want to wipe it on my clothes so i put my hand in her mouth and she licks it all off
>don't want to wipe it on my clothes so i put my hand in her mouth and she licks it all off
why come up with stuff like this when trying to shitpost?
no shitpost friend, this was a true story. what is hard to believe about it?
not unbelievable at all last girl i was with did this. nearly shot a load to the ceiling
this guy does not fuck
many women enjoy licking their own juices off your fingers
Why is that?
> After working out for about 6 months- hard bulk + creatine
> Hadn't seen my parents in a while and gave my mom a hug.
> "Ohh.. Wow! Omg you feel so big and strong."
> Went through a bit of a slut phase and got plenty of complements from girls, but that one really hit me
>be me
>lifting for a couple of months
>monday, leg day
>my legs are long so i always sumo
>"heh, anon you do squats like a girl"
>waiting to finish my set while thinking what to say back
>out of nowhere i hear "hey, thats a great compliment"
>one of the biggest guys on the gym
>"have you seen women weight on squat? damn i wish i can train like a woman" he says after
>smile at him
>he said i have bigger legs than him
>is true
>everyone start to mire
>guy making jokes is silent
>"w-what's your routine"
i train like a girl
>do hip thrust right after
>girl that never talk to anyone come asking if she can do them with me since there is no more bars around
>while we are at it she says "i hear your conversation over there, you have big legs for a guy and your chest is huge
>i have gyno
>realize that women cant tell
>get the biggest confidence boost since i join the gym
just this morning while i was training a girl from the staff told me she never saw me more happy and confident in the gym
thank you chad
>realize that women cant tell
you wish
Two MILFs demanding sex with me to cuck their husbands in the same week.
You did sex them, right anon?
>be in app
>sends picture of body naked
>sometimes get the 'wow you look amazing" reaction
>sometimes get the 'lmao your dick is too small"
I think this resume my life.
hadnt seen my friends in a while and one of them said i look like todo from jujutsu kaisen with my traps and shoulders being big
also one of my mom's milf friends said i look like khal drogo. i dont have long hair and im not brown so i think it is mostly to do with my face/body
>getting told you look like toudou
Made it
>don’t see girlfriend for 6 months due to LDR
>she tells me I’m much bigger than when we last saw
>and I’m more cut
>and my hands are bigger
>and wrists
Just mogged myself from 6 months ago.
>LDR
not gonna last anon
>LDR
Lord of Da Rangs?
I was leaving my workplace and two girls were just walking by. One turned around to look at me and the other did too in the sense of "Hey look at him".
I was too autistic and quickly looked away and then justified it with "I was just being cool and ignored them".
I'm shy...
>Go on rainy hike with gf at the time
>come back to her place with clothes drenched
>her mom gives us fresh clothes to change into
>Both watch me as I change shirts and shorts
>gf and mom both miring hard
Felt really good bros
>Both watch me as I change shirts and shorts
why are you changing in front of them?
Foreplay so he can sex into inside of their vaginas later of course cumpie duh were agma gonna make it brojs gumb a
best one so far, good job anon
Skinny short dude
>Meet ex in the streets 5 months after breakup
>Been a regular at the gym
>Gymbros healped me through breakup
>She is amazed, forgets we broke up
>Gropes my pecs in broad daylight
>I clear up my throat, she backs off and apologizes
>Keeps texting me, wants to come over
feels good brehs
watch your feels anon
The autistic girl at the school told me "you got bigger"
my friends at my hometown told me the same after I came for summer break
Feelsgoodman
>roommate invited mutual friend for drinks
>I don't drink, am playing vidya in my room
>eventually leave my door open as they're in the kitchen outside, participate in the conversation
>they move into my room
>eventually roommate leaves to throw up
>She sits near me, points vaguely at me
>"Can ..?"
>I autistically pass her the controller
>"No, I meant can I touch you bicep?"
>>I autistically pass her the controller
May Allah bless you anon
Kek
Her perspective:
>I autistically ask to touch his arm
AGGGHHH OOOOUGH
>forgot girls like big arms
I’m going to keep lifting daily due to this post
Also thread give me advice as a 6’5 male cutting down from 277lbs, currently at 226
My wife complained for like two years when I started working out, then bought a peloton and started working out almost every day too. She apparently also told her co-workers that I'm in-shape and good looking now. It's not a direct mire, of course, but it can be inferred that she felt like I was getting out of her league and she had to better herself to keep up with me.
>she felt like I was getting out of her league and she had to better herself to keep up with me
she's either a shitty person or you're making her feel like that would change anything
either way either one (if not both) of you are shitty human beings
literally go back to instagram you fuckin cunt
Wtf retard. He inspired her to better herself and you think that's shitty? NGMI
>He inspired her
no, he made her feel insecure
there is just as much of a chance that she'd start putting on the pounds to ease her insecurities if he treats her like this
if he wanted to actually inspire her he'd have gotten her to work out with him
mire threads are best threads on fit, no cap. it never fails to disappoint when it comes to autistic humor
>Be me
>khv
>go to a sporting event
>just help out with organization n shit
>at the end catch one of the photographer girls taking pics of me
>go to after party
>chat with her
>tells me she wants to fuck me
>wtf.jpg
>whatever go back to mine
>we fuck for the next 24 hours
>ask her why
>cus I like your wide shoulders and big chest
>tfw reading shit like this, knowing full well the chances of this ever happening to me are next to nil
Reality has a cruel sense of humor, eh?
unironically just go out more
I need to work on my physique and my social skills, then maybe, probably a situation like that might happen.
>tfw when you're a 6'+ virgin
I'm 6'0 and I'm basically that build fat dude that gets posted around with wider shoulders but smaller arms
You have to go out and develop social skills as you get fit
I have wide shoulders and am strong thanks to work at my family business.
But I'm way too fat due to my eating habits and am a social retard when it comes to woman.
>But I'm way too fat due to my eating habits and am a social retard when it comes to woman.
There's your problem
Cut bro
I WILL CUT AND EXERCISE FOR THE SAKE OF GETTING SOME ASS 'N TITTES
AS GOD AS MY WITNESS I WILL ENDURE AND PERSIST
>I WILL CUT AND EXERCISE FOR THE SAKE OF GETTING SOME ASS 'N TITTES
That's just the bonus, cut so you can look like a sick cunt
Lady that owns a breakfast place near my gym stopped me today to make me dio some juice she was making, in shirtless on mynway home but stopped by because o love juice and It was free, afrer drinking o shake her hand and as I was leaving she calla me gorgeous, felt pretty nice NGL, especially since she's kinda hot.
holy fuck proofread your posts
I just went to a oftalmologist and the guy gave me eye drops to expand my corneas, i cannot read for shit right now and I'm basically praying for the autofill to autofjll correctly, it wasn't enough for the original post lmao
>letting some woman expand your corn hole
I am chronically bit bless this means a lot to me because usually all i get are men and trannies
been working out for about a year, worked out pre covid so had quick gains
gf been giving some mires, and recently decided to also start going to a nearby gym
she is skinny but with very low muscle mass, can already notice her getting more defined, and the belly side fat disappearing, I'm so happy anons
Thread is suicide fuel
What a thread lads
>Start lifting for 18 months.
>was big fat fatty
>now normal BMI have all my noob gains
>best friend of over 20 years son has a birthday
>i go there
>his grandfather introduces himself to me like he's never met me before
The guy is completely lucid, he literally just didn't even realize who I was. Almost a mire
That’s called Alzheimer’s, anon
Thats why I said he's completely lucid. He still works and everything he's a normal old man mechanic he has all his marbles still
In college. I had these pants that had a small hole in them and at the bar one night it got hung on something and ripped wide open. The open spot was around my crotch but nothing was hanging out. I was drunk with the lads no big deal. At one point in the night I went to the bar to grab some drinks and I’m leaned up waiting for the bartender to make her way to me. I feel someone reach their hands in my pants and start playing with my dick. Look up and it’s a 6/10 with a nice bod, small tits and athletic ass who I didn’t know. She was there with what appeared to be her BF so I stayed the hell away and never saw her again. Weird mire but my best.
I don't know if this counts and probably you won't believe me but one time I was bench pressing and I noticed that the woman that was in the room (we were the only ones) went to the bathroom and came back clearly without a bra (I think I would have noticed if she had not worn it before) and started doing dumbell bench press in front of me before she stretched on the floor. She was thin with nice tits.
She WAS looking in my direction a lot, so I guess it was a mire.
The one I recall the most:
>Starting out at new job as photographer at a school
>take some photos of daily activities, design social media posts, etc
>at midday stop and drink some coffee in the sun
>wearing a polo shirt
>some 15-16 year old girls surround me and start asking stuff
>two of them straight up start rubbing my arms and chest and saying that I have a nice body
>this goes on for the next six months
>never fucked any of them because I'm 25 and needed the job
The best part is that I had only been lifting for like 5 months
Recently an elderly hippy couple came up to my table at a business lunch and kept giving me nonstop compliments about my arms, then the woman swolested my bicep. I assume they were high on medical Marijuana or something. It was one of the most surreal experiences of my life. I tried to play it off after they finally left by asking the vendors if they planted the couple there to flatter me. I get douche chills just thinking about it.
>dinner with gf and a friend of hers
>leaning on counter with back
>palms on counter, arms straight, so triceps naturally flex
>her friend says i have big arms
must have triggered gf because she sucked me off the moment her friend left
>at doctors office because of some issue with wrist
>doctor assumed I did it lifting since according to him I've got big arms
the truth is because I was playing path of exile a lot
>got eye irritation from playing with cat earlier
>go to the bathroom to have a look in the mirror
>"man... am I that handsome? Wow..."
I'm fucking finally having a good self-esteem, sometimes the best mires are self-mires
yay :3
>last 7-8 sexual partners slap my ass
>lots of comments on my arms
>got "come fuck me" eyes from a bar thot
>squatting next to another dude whose also squatting
>quickly have double his weight racked
>then triple
>"i wish i was as strong as you"
>do deadlifts right mid january
>lock out 455 deadlift
>make eye contact with a normie
>he quickly leaves the freeweight area and never see him again
Got a mire from gym crush I and haven't seen her since. I should haved talked to her now all I feel is pain