What would be a good routine for this kind of body? I'm asking seriously, don't do stuff like "hehe don't eat", "eat dicks" etc.
What would be a good routine for this kind of body?
What would be a good routine for this kind of body? I'm asking seriously, don't do stuff like "hehe don't eat", "eat dicks" etc.
>What would be a good routine for this kind of body?
Cockteasing me through most of high school and college and ultimately only giving drunken head twice and half-hearted anal before going back to chicks?
Iktf. Sorry anon
It's cool, he eventually died of autoerotic asphyxiation while being fucked by a whole BDSM community. Meanwhile I have settled down with a younger tradwife crossfit twink.
"Meanwhile I have settled down with a younger tradwife crossfit twink."
god damn thats romantic, god bless you both.
>Meanwhile I have settled down with a younger tradwife crossfit twink.
Based
lmao, breeders win again, homos btfo
God this would be so romantic. Imagine the sexual tension between you and your buddy on a double date while feigning interest in the self-indulgent whores you have to escort around. The short looks in each other's eyes about what you'd rather be doing to the other's body right then. Not being sad to say goodbye to her but to say goodbye to having a homodate via proxy
Prime twink fuaark
Lalo's getting hunky as fuck. Ultra based
That's an old pic and he's dyel as fuck
40 minutes of weight training
20 minutes of cardio
3-5x per week
Lift and eat protein.
that is exactly my goal body but its just so hard to achieve at least for me. Im still stuck at this what should i focus on?
Cardio, unironically
And eat under 2000cal a day, see those cum gutters, you need low bodyfat, with cardio and diet you can achieve that. Not everyone under 12% bodyfat get's abs, especially if you don't work them, and this dude has low % bf
leg raises helped me hit those lower abs. Pretty much the calisthenics routine from American Psycho will do what you want.
Work til failure, don't try and keep up with Patrick.
its all angles bro
You're literally the same size as him. Just do some sprints once a week to shave off that last bit of chub and you're good to go.
Uh, just get a pump on and anglefraud, you're already basically a carbon copy of him.
My friend has this exact body but with slightly more muscle and he's 29, roid in your 20s then come off and start rock climbing is the answer you're looking for
If he actually used roids then he wouldn't look like OP's DYEL twinky homosexual.
kys
>have a fuckbuddy who unironically looks almost exactly like OP pic (curly hair instead of straight though)
>he's into fat guys and only likes me because i overbulked
>if i cut i might get dropped from his rotation
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
this board is full of gays isn't it
Anon you shouldn't say that! The correct term is "homosexuals"
After a certain point you realise that the difference between gay and straight doesn't even matter and you just find happiness where happiness is.
There is a huge difference in brain chemistry and risk taking behavior. homosexuals are NEVER good level-headed leaders, period.
For someone who hates homosexuals you sure love pulling things out of your ass.
Alexander the great built one of the greatest empires in human history. And he was a Greek.
More like the "sexually open-minded"
Also, welcome new fren
Wait, you didn’t actually put a pic of your shirtless body on here, did you?
More like predatory bisexuality. Ancient shit. And quite based
>fuckbuddy
>2 men
>"rotation"
enjoy monkeypox homosexual
Lmao there isn't any in my country. Must suck to be an American hahaha enjoy your third world diseases lol
Im almost like that except my chest isnt as developed. Just eat protein but no caloric surplus. At least thats what I did starting from 60kg at 6' 8 months ago. I'd say its easily achievable with almost any routine if you are super skinny, otherwise it's hard to be as lean.
Sexo con hombres
Honestly I have a pretty similar body to this. Avoid all processes food, remain in a deficit until you're at 10% or less body fat and do some simple calisthenics and light cardio.
No you do not. It's not even close to being similar.
Yeah but I wouldnt fuck you in the ass. Unless its the apocalypse fallout then maybe
Needs tinier waist
Don't eat
Unless it's dicks
INB4 just do pushups and guess what eat nothing!
Who is that
lalo
wii fit x failure
PLEASE FUCK ME oh my god sorry
>PLEASE FUCK ME
Bad anon! Twinks are only for fucking, not for being fucked by.
im a twink and im into huge muscle guys and
is not a twink? he looks very huge or maybe its the lighting
>not a twink
Well he's not huge.
I guess you could call him a twunk but that would be stretching it.
If I had to put it in words, twinks might have definition but they are "flat". Their muscles don't "bulge". Whereas people who are jacked have muscles which "bulge".
This is easiest to see in the ass, pecs, or shoulders. Twinks will have a shapely but petite ass (most of the time), a flat chest, and bony shoulders. Jacked guys will have a bubble butt, a gropeable chest, and their shoulders will be bone-free.
Ultimately how you distinguish the two will depend on your tastes and expectations, of course, but when I think "muscular" I think pic related. Anon is much more of a twink than he is close to this.
Steroids and their consequences have been a disaster for homosexuals tbh, tho. Even entry-level big in the gay community requires steroids, let alone actually big.
>posts roidtranny
retard
im more like OPs photo but this is what i want someday
although maybe not such a huge chest im only 5'8(9)
you could simply stop being gay
>Steroids and their consequences have been a disaster for homosexuals tbh, tho
Big disagree. It's a godsend. Without it we wouldn't have guys like you posted.
Imagine how tight his bussy is. That shit would probably grip your penis with the force of an anaconda snake choking out its prey.
op here, I'm trans btw
You're transitioning into Griffith?
Who the fuck is lola?
Laloisok on twitter.
Reposting because fuck you, OP.
I want to fuck twinks and femboys. I do. I really really do. But when you mentally ill fuckers have 3 goddamn threads in the catalog at any given time and attention whore worse than fucking women I lose all interest. And I'm a degenerate coombrain, FFS. How the fuck do you homosexuals manage to make me, a guy who follows several artists on e621, several of which draw futa, stop and go, "Hold on, maybe this isn't the right thing to do... this kid needs genuine psychological help".
Anons loved traps for the longest time and you naggerhomosexuals have made everyone on this website hate you because you refuse to stop spamming your shit outside of your containment board. Die in a hole slowly already. If/when I fuck a twink again, I'm going to punch him in his head violently until his daddy issue are resolved because of this thread. I hope it's you, OP. I really really do.
The rest of this thread we will roll for how OP dies. I roll for the parasites in his ass to chew through his stomach slowly 1 night.
Rerolling for OP to be raped by zombie Epstein.
Rerolling for OP to be decapitated the next time he tries to bench.
Rerolling for OP to have lives bees shoved into his anus.
Rerolling for OP to die alone in his shitty dwelling at 50 after months of starvation and loneliness
Rerolling 1 last time for OP to die a fiery death. By fiery I mean that his guy STDs feels like his skin boiling.
Sadly the only that cures twink daddy issues are older men or team sports.
Pathetic.
I will give you my routine, I'm a bit bulkier rn, however my physique used to look eerily similar to this guy (picrel is me rn).
Day 1 Push:
4x8 Incline Bench
4x5 Weighted Dips
4x8 Tricep Push Down
4x8 Overhead Press
3x8 Rear Delt Flys
3x8 Chest Flys
4x8 Side Lateral Raises
Day 2 Pull:
4x8 Cable Rows
4x10 Lat Down Pull
4x6 Weighted Chin Ups
4x8 Hammer Curls
4x8 Barbell Curls
4x10 Machine Rows
Day 3 Legs:
4x10 Machine Leg Press
4x15 Weighted Calf Raises
4x8 Hamstring Curls
4x12 Hip Abductors
4x5 Trap Bar Deadlift
Ab Routine (At least 4 days a week)
3x2 min Planks
3x15 Captains Chairs
3x15 Decline Crunches
Picrel is me a couple of months ago when my physique was more comparable to OP's pic. (Please ignore retarded looking face)
jerma?
hehe dont eat anything but dicks
homosexuals should be thrown from roofs.