What went wrong on his SwoleShackness journey? Why didn't the surgery work for him?
One of my favorite youtubers resolved to lose his weight and get healthy, but the surgery didn't work and he's hitting rock bottom.
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What went wrong on his SwoleShackness journey? Why didn't the surgery work for him?
One of my favorite youtubers resolved to lose his weight and get healthy, but the surgery didn't work and he's hitting rock bottom.
This guy's life has been a rollercoaster that deserves to be separated in arcs like ChrisChan.
I honestly from time to time I expect to hear the news he put a shotgun in his mouth and blew his head off.
>I expect to hear the news he put a shotgun in his mouth and blew his head off.
Believe it or not people like him live forever off the pity of others. If it makes you feel any better though, he's trapped in a prison he made for himself and even if he lives a relatively "easy" life he will never be happy.
dude... I haven't been to a Qubica bowling lanes in at least 5 years, and I immediately recognized that animation. Those were made in like what, the early 2000s?
I remember enjoying these more than actually bowling.
>Rich
>Eat and game all day
>6.3/10 qt gf always hungry for lil boogie
Why in the world would he kill himself? He's living a better life than most.
He's not rich anymore.
He put all his money in crypto and lost it and his channel cratered.
He's been suicidal before and only got over it after he got married and went to therapy.
I could see it happening if he runs out of money and can't afford sugar babies any more.
How do you lose all your money in crypto? By going all in a bulllrun and doing -99% on a shitcoin?
Cryptocurrency is great because I either have a lot of money or am in horrible debt because it's all magic to normalfags.
He probably bought the top in 2021
Bought when it was in a bubble
A friend told him it was a good investment.
I'm not kidding, that is literally what he says happened in his video. And some of those pathetic cucks actually believe it.
boogie is a very, very wealthy man.
>A friend told him it was a good investment.
Based friend sold boogie his bags
>He put all his money in crypto and lost it
Lol do you actually believe that?
I that fat lying nagger is just lying about his financial situation to get pity donations/handouts.
Excellent analysis and gif
Being fat makes all these things meaningless
>>Rich
49k views doesn't even get you $100. Unless he's getting a shitload of donations there's no way he's making an above average amount of money.
None of that is true except eats and games all day. Which is not a good life btw
Unfortunately he will never do that, because even though he is one of the most disgusting, slovenly people in the world, he is also one of the most narcissistic.
he outlived zyzz. people have been predicting his death on this board for decades now. he will outlive us all. boogie always wins.
I can honestly say I'd rather live 3 years of Zyzz (2008-2011) than all of Boogie's life
this. Zyzz was fucked up, but he was out there living life, trying to live it to the fullest. Clubbing with mid white girls, tons of coke, and being ripped enough to get compliments, (way easier back then) you might say, for a pajeet, Zyzz made it further than us all
Zyzz wasn't the kind of guy who expected to die so young, you could tell he thought he had more time and I have no doubt that if he could forsee that he'd die at age 22, he'd have toned down the drug abuse
hes almost 50 and morbidly obese how many such people do you know whos alive
My grandpa went to 96 like that
Sometimes I wonder if he could've beaten the world's record of longest living man if he took care of his health
Digits and booger is KILL
It's over
The obese has fallen
Boogie must die
'no'
You have swept them away like a flood, they fall asleep;
In the morning they are like grass which sprouts anew.
In the evening it fades and withers away.
You don't get it. This life is the hell he goes to when he dies
>You don't get it. This life is the hell he goes to when he dies
Hell is fucking hookers and eating infinite food on other people's dime?
How does he even have sex. He probably has a two inch dick
he has more sex than most of this board. boogie won
Meaningless shitty sex with women who arent turned on. Hes basically masturbating his microdick and paying for it.
Yet another win for us boogiebros
You can lose at life and still be alive.
By his own admission he's never had penetrative sex with hookers, he can't wipe his ass, he can't stand people having negative opinions on him.
You're either boogie(likely, he shills himself here) or a troll.
He'd never do something that would leave him dead and unable to reap the attention afterwards.
>I honestly from time to time I expect to hear the news he put a shotgun in his mouth and blew his head off.
It sounds strange since he's a 400 pound 48 year old whose 'job' is youtube (?) but he unironically has a better life than most SwoleShack, as funny as that sounds to me.
At some point he did but not anymore, dude is broke as shit and will be deep in debt soon, he had it all and he threw it away.
Numbers and booget outlives everyone in this thread
You just doomed yourself
Turns out being a huge circus freak is more profitable than being a normal person.
dubs and boogie dies
He will be dead in the next 5 years. I know it's weaksauce to keep predicting and keep being wrong but at this point with him being nearly 50, I'd say this nearly 400lb man dying age 51 to 55 are extremely high.
nope, theres a entire system built around keeping fats alive and hes an expert at extracting resources from it at this point. Sudden cardiac death is rare even for megafats
>What went wrong on his SwoleShackness journey?
mostly him not starting one
>What went wrong on his SwoleShackness journey?
He never started it.
Pretty much. The only fast he did was however long he was kept in the hospital. He was right back to the dew the moment he got home.
Surgery rarely works.
It's better to fix your mind before getting any surgery
he never wanted to get thin, life is just an endless series of grifts for him.
he does the bare minimum that lets him transition to the next grift - the documentary is just an appeal to paypigs to help him continue living his mentally ill lifestyle.
and guess what? there are some rich dudes out there who will fund him just for the lulz.
why is no one talking about how he paid for this softball doc from this guy who makes a living by making softball docs for people who want them.
>softball
Everything boogie does and says in the doc just makes him look worse
This helped Mike far more than it helped Boogie. I'd say he's an even bigger laughing stock now
>softball doc
Half the documentary was spent calling out Boogie for being a covert narcissist who brings his misfortunes upon himself and thrives off the pity and attention of others
>guy who made it had to take a break because Boogie is so fucking pathetic
>literally ends with him saying "you're fucked" and laughing in his face
The doc makes him look like such a worthless fuck/borderline pedo
my nigga he had full creative control, HE LITERALLY PAID FOR THIS DOC YOU MORON
he gets off on this humiliation shit, all he wants is for people to feel bad for him and talk about him so he can get views, he repeats this cycle at least twice yearly you retard
>my nigga he had full creative control, HE LITERALLY PAID FOR THIS DOC YOU MORON
Damn boogie is a kino film maker. This doc was entertaining as fuck. I love when they brought on the hooker to roast him.
>all he wants is for people to feel bad for him
Then he fucked up because the overwhelming response to the doc is "I used to feel sorry for this guy but now he just fills me with disgust"
BOOGIE
>2988
BOOGIE
>The man you love to hate
BOOGIE
>Will he ever lose the weight?
BOOGIE
>2988
>He even has his own theme song
Boogie sitcom when?
there is a YT doc about him
he is more mentally ill than he thinks
dude has not 3 months of reserve money, live almost week by week
buy random shit because he needed it for 5 minutes
gave to prostitutes almost 1/5 million in a span of 2-3 years
he remembers me those litle jaded kids asking for candy at the supermarket and making a scene when the mother say "no"
he deserve the best beating life can give him
I have fucked up before... and had chance to fuck up many more times after that... but pain exists to teach you and looks like he thinks he knows everything and dont need to learn nothing more
a reflex of what happens when you let fame make u forget you are not special
The fact that he had 750k in the bank as savings and still didn't pay off his fucking house is mind boggling
Instead he dumped it into a crypto gamble and prostitutes
Basically, blackjack and hookers
>The fact that he had 750k in the bank as savings and still didn't pay off his fucking house is mind boggling
>Instead he dumped it into a crypto gamble and prostitutes
He's lying, he admits here that he literally broke even, that figure was the theoretical profit
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Ah
Well, to once again quote Futurama, that just raises further questions.
So he broke even on his crypto shit and therefore didn't ACTUALLY lose money. Yet he still did the "I need your help" video?
This just makes me hate him even more holy fuck.
TRIPS ANd BOOGIE DIES NOW
>Thinking mere numbers can take down the baba yaga
estrogenic fatso the estrogen got the better of him
Boogie troon arc when?
Oh God .. I rather him just die at that point
No.
Let it happen.
I want it to be the premise for the sequel doc
don't worry guys he'll stick with his diet this time
Thank God for Boogies asymptotic metabolism that prevents him from crossing the 400lb limit
Its because of his gastric bypass, only reason hes not 700lbs and dead by now
>it's the zero-calorie drinks that are keeping me from losing weight
fat logic makes NO fucking sense holy shit
Gotta be real, I know 0-calorie drinks will not increase the number on the scale, but this fucker is addicted to the dopamine he gets from sensing sweetness in his mouth. Aspertame will fuck up your gut biome and your cravings. Anybody who thinks they can succeed by min/maxing their diet in a way that lets them keep putting bullshit in their mouth is going to fail.
Some people can consoom that stuff in moderation. But people like Boogie are like complete retards when it comes to food. People who are that fat could just eat clean, reasonably calorically dense food (i.e., not the processed stuff with nuclear caloric density), and he could stuff his face to satiety every day and still end up losing 100+ pounds from that alone. Boogie's version of "keto" no doubt included Dominoes and Buffalo Wild Wings
that's not how it works. its a shit ton of fat to burn, which means going hungry for a very long time.
High-protein foods and foods with low caloric density are good for increasing satiety and helping people maintain a caloric deficit. Though these studies tend to be done on relatively normal people and not morbidly overweight turbo-lards like boogie so who knows
I am sure it helps, but I have never cut any weight without feeling hungry. and I have never been properly fat enough to have to do it for long time.
I'm 30 pounds into a 50-pound cut and I'm honestly shocked with how full I've felt this whole time. Clean food is just really good at inducing satiety. Maybe it will get harder once I'm below 20% bodyfat or something.
Only retards think weight loss equals hunger. Eat a low fat, WFPB and drink plenty of water, and you'll feel full. If you are hungry, eat a potato. Still hungry? Eat another.
You never have to go hungry again. Ever.
They confuse hunger with craving. Someone eating chicken breast and veggies isn't going to go hungry, but they're still going to crave sugar and fat.
you will die or at least feel like death without fat and carbs
obviously, but very few people are eating so little fat and carbs that the fat and carbs they're craving are a necessity for life.
pov of someone who does not have abs
how did people get plants in the winter before modern transportation?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Granary
>your granary stocks are low sire!
>Eat a low fat
TERRIBLE advice.
Not only is dietary fat from dairy/meat/eggs satiating, the lack of it will fuck up your hormones which will in turn make leanness (with any decent muscle mass) an improbability if you're not roiding.
The fact that he’s so fucking fat means it’s easier to burn because his calorie needs to sustain such a weight are so high. He could probably cut on like fucking 2500 calories and still lose weight. The skinnier you are the harder it is to cut
I put Boogie's weight and height into a TDEE calculator and it says he'd burn approximately 3200 calories a day while being sedentary. So yeah, he could "restrict" himself to 2500 calories and still end up losing well over a pound a week
Yeah. It’s honestly impressive that people like him manage to get to such a weight. A mental illness to be sure, but I doubt I or most normal people could even if they tried. Maybe if they just drank ice cream shakes all day or something
There's no way that's accurate. Dude is a 500 pound balloon and barely above maintenance mode for a 160 pound guy?
Bet he could stuff himself with 5000kcal a day and easily drop a hundred pounds before he stabilises.
>3200 is maintenance for a 160 pound guy
lmao what the fuck? maybe if the 160 pound guy is a marathon runner
no idea how my mind would cope with me being such a loser, barely being able to go a few days without a soda
Mentally ill
Fuck off boogie, we won't click, we won't buy, we won't donate. You will have to work some job
If Boogie is so broke, why won't he sell his fucking house and downsize?
Also, how was it not paid off when he was making 500k a year in 2018?
you don't get that fat by having control over yourself
He is not nearly as broke or pathetic as he makes himself out to be. Its obviously he does all of this shit for pity and apparently it works on small minds because he has been doing it for years now.
Yeah I fucking hate how this is his new source of income, deliberately make himself into a lolcow so people will laugh at how pathetic he is and give him ad revenue. He doesn't deserve any of this
Seriously though
Is there any way Boogie can salvage his YouTube career?
what is going on here
If he somehow does a complete proven 180 and starts a self improvement channel.
Maybe he hasn’t realized that would stroke his ego even harder than pity
He could get more views if he actually made high effort, well produced videos. Vlogs aren't as popular anymore. WheezyWaiter is an example of someone that went from being a vlogger during the vlog boom to making more produced videos, and became more successful that he ever was as a vlogger before
If he wants too keep making low effort, shitty vlogs, then he needs to prove to people that he has changed. People watch vloggers for their personality and opinions, if you are a homosexual no one will want to watch you.
Imo, the best way to do that is to actually lose weight and become normal size. If he were able to do a documentary vlog series of him going from 400lbs to like 200lbs he would get a lot of love and respect back.
There are probably other ways to fix his career, but as long as he keeps putting minimum effort in his life, his channel will never grow again
I couldnt stomach the documentary, it was just too much
was there a way he could've fixed his weight problems? man my life aint perfect but it sure beats his god fucking damn it
He had gastric bypass and still failed.
Should I try psychedelics? I want to feel happiness and in control for once too and if it worked for and didn't kill Boogie, how bad could it really be?
You're not going to die from psychedelics you tard. They're basically not even as harmful as weed. The worst that could happen is you could have a bad trip and/or they just end up not helping you
>it worked for Boogie
Lol he ate some mushrooms and woke up the next morning going "oh wow I get it now everything is nothing is everything, mission accomplished I'm all better now".
He just wants an easy answer.
An LSD trip like 7 years ago played a big part in turning my life around.
Oh sure it can work for people. The point I'm making is that, as in all things, there is no magic pill.
The conclusion Boogie came to after his trip isn't that he should solve his problems, but that he should stop caring about them and continue being a fat depressed broke nigga because "it's all just star stuff maaaan". Anyone hoping to eat a mushroom and wake up the next morning with all the answers is only gonna get the same answers Boogie found; do nothing, fuck it, who cares.
Why do people act like Boogie should make sound longterm financial decisions like investments and paying off his house? This dude has no progeny and will die within the next 10 years since theres 0 chance of him getting in shape. Best thing he could do was blow his cash on hookers and drugs. Only mistake was not buying a lambo and more hookers instead of crypto.
>buying hookers when you can't get hard
Because he publicizes his entire life and begs for pity for his actions. It's not like he's saying "yeah I'm gonna die anyway so let me have fun" he is crying about his finances and making documentaries about it. Otherwise no one would care, do whatever you want with your money
>Because he publicizes his entire life and begs for pity for his actions. It's not like he's saying "yeah I'm gonna die anyway so let me have fun" he is crying about his finances and making documentaries about it. Otherwise no one would care, do whatever you want with your money
Thats actually a really good explanation.
>Can't get over the fact that this fat fuck can get a gf and most of us won't. Like holy shit, what's wrong with women?
>he thinks its hard to get a gf
Shut up Boogie and get a fucking job
Can't get over the fact that this fat fuck can get a gf and most of us won't. Like holy shit, what's wrong with women?
Women care about charm more than anything. Even a pathetic land whale like boogie could get pussy because he charms and manipulates women
You aim too high and you know it
Women if you’re playing in your league are easy.
I don't lift daily to fuck fat women
He has infamy
He has an oh poor me fetish the fucking guy makes millions online regardless of if he spends it all everything he does is so he can get in front of a screen and have some ho hum ass fucking oh sorry guys im sorry im such a fat pathetic idiot loser then he goes a jerks off about it. Hes a whore for money worse than most youtubers and online ghouls and when he started losing weight he started losing subs and views so now he keeps his weight high so he doesnt lose the one thing he loves even though this fat ass nigga will tell you up and down youtube is ruining his life. Fatass retard.
>What went wrong on his SwoleShackness journey?
What fitness journey? He's still 400 pounds of bird shit.
>Literally turns a hoe into a housewife because she was so disgusted by having sex with Boogie.
Imagine that. Imagine being such an unpleasant creature that a hooker decides to turn over a new leaf. It's actually impressive in a wird strange way.
Imagine marrying a prostitute that slept with Boogie and having kids with her.
They should do a documentary on the husband next.
>Imagine that. Imagine being such an unpleasant creature that a hooker decides to turn over a new leaf. It's actually impressive in a wird strange way.
Is it weird that when I went to japan a hooker asked to take a photo of us together to remember me? No, I havent been blackmailed and this was months ago.
Quads and boogie makes it
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
Deep down he wants to fail
dubs and boogie takes semaglutides and still fails
Nice try, dumbasses but digits will never kill the Boogmeister. Whether you like it or not, Boogie is strong willed and can withstand anything that comes my way.
Better luck next life
fuck you Tom, don't impersonate boogie. Dubs and juji beats your israeli ass half to death
Dubs and boogie kills himself
Dubs and boogie gets teletransported to an underground gay night club during a lights off fuck fest with no rules, locked doors and no mercy
>What went wrong on his SwoleShackness journey?
He kept eating. It's so simple.
STOP EATING FATTY
Didn't read any of the posts.
The answer is inner unhappiness. Any post after this or before this is wronf
This, boogie hates himself more than the entirety of this board combined
His content is shit now.
All about a fat guy who has amazing lows in his life.
Does he even still play games? He used to play games and trash them, right? There is so much AAA garbage out there he could trash. I don't give a fuck about his private life. Sure a video here and there about important stuff... like married... turned 50.. woman died... etc.. That is enough.
But I guess being fat and sad in every video is the easier content. Fuck this guy. Soon he will make this lazy content only when he needs money instead of getting a job.
>Now