My wife used to be middle-bottom in your pic. Now she’s left-bottom and although she looks good and healthy sometimes I miss the previous stage.
nta, but the more I look at left bottom I get the feeling this is a 14-15y old. Something is off. Compared to bottom mid which is clearly above 18, rather 20-25, bottom left, the skin, proportions and chest, she appears underage.
And yes, my first gf was 16 when I was 19, so I'm not chasing hags or coping or whatever.
I look at it from the pleasure sex side for me but women with wide hips can easily give birth. 6 is kinda too fat but it could take 4 months of cutting to become sex machine.
Only way for a woman to be thick without a gut is by building muscle under a reasonable layer of fat. Even if she hits the genetic lottery and looks voluptuous without a large belly and without working out, it won’t look good past her 20s.
Waistline and ribs of 1
Muscle definition of
Thigh and tit size of 5
You may say it’s impossible, but I say over 600,000 people go missing in the US every year and that new medical advances are made every day.
Somewhere between 3 and 5. But it depends on the situation. >"It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same."
This individual looks like a man with tits.
Have the male standards fallen so low you actually consider this as a potential mate?
Humanity is doomed, and you've pulled the last straw. /thread
Manface means I'll have chad sons.
Besides, I'd be too busy watching those things flop around violently whenever we'd be making babies (which would be as much as humanly possible).
5, but that is entirely dependent on genetics. A girl at that BF% can look amazing or like utter shit depending on how it distributes. 3/4 is going to be on average the safer bet
>1,2,3
Not even considerable, having that low bodyfat as a woman is not only unhealthy but looks sick, they are likely mentally I’ll too >4
Not bad, smashable but still don’t prefer >5
Absolutely ideal. Great body fat distribution >6
Also great, although a lot of girls don’t get this genetically blessed with bodyfat. Still very smashable, would take king before 1 2 or 3
You and the rest of this board in a nutshell: >eww girls with more than 10% bodyfat? Absolutely hideous, I’m way too good for that >guys why can’t I get a girlfriend I feel like my standards are pretty modest
I imagine you go for high schoolers if you prefer 1, 2, and 3
I know for a fact you don’t weigh more than 200, let alone bench or squat anything even close to that. Makes sense why you like 1 and 2. I wouldn’t want a woman who weighs more than my bench press either.
>I imagine you go for high schoolers if you prefer 1, 2, and 3
You say that like it's a bad thing lmao
Fyi, I don't mind chubby, but I also concede 1, 2, and 3 are objectively superior. Perfection if they have that body with huge assets.
Mostly agree with this, 3 is pretty much right at the cutoff of being “too” thin, anything less and it just looks gross. Petite women just aren’t my thing. Thick women enjoyers are based, high test men looking for childbearers.
all look trash due to muscle atrophy. lower left would be perfect if she lost 10lbs of fat and gained 15lbs of muscle. she would end up looking bit smaller actually
Why do disgusting fatties here pretend they are high test for liking fat women? You're literally low test for being all lard and you like fat women cause it's all you can get. It's such a bad cope
He's not complaining about that though, he's complaining about the fucking fact that fatfags can't just admit "I like obese women", they have to say it's "high test" to like them instead to deal with their shit taste instead of just owning it.
Did you ever consider that they say that because every time anyone finds out they like fatties they give them shit, so they came up with that to return fire, and that being butthurt that people call you low test is exactly what the fat fetishists want you to do?
i like obese women and i'm confirmed high test
t. 1150 ng/dl
Did you ever consider that they say that because every time anyone finds out they like fatties they give them shit, so they came up with that to return fire, and that being butthurt that people call you low test is exactly what the fat fetishists want you to do?
it's also based in truth. you'll find a fatass or skinnyfat wimp behind almost every post who only appreciates 1(god forbid)-3
I won’t say anything disparaging about the woman you posted because that’s not fair to her, but I will just say that she’s not my type.
However, I’m able to feel this way and not feel the need to sperg out about someone having different tastes than me. The fact that you can’t fathom the idea speaks volumes to your mental retardation. People like different shit. Different shit makes different peoples dicks hard. It doesn’t devalue what you like and there’s no need to posture like your standards are any higher because they’re different.
This sounds like a preamble for rape of underage minors
fat people are objectively unhealthy, preferring them over healthy women is also objectively unhealthy, but by all means keep coping
Where in my post did I say I prefer fatties? How are you so dense and retarded? And to you specifically
fat people are objectively unhealthy, preferring them over healthy women is also objectively unhealthy, but by all means keep coping
, most people don’t base what they find sexually attractive to healthy habits. You’re a human I presume? Then you know there’s not a lot of logic to fetishes and attraction. Like I said, if it gets your dick hard then so be it.
You people need to qualm your autism.
1 looks like a corpse
2 with more weight and big tits, would
3 too flat
4 if tits were bigger
5 yes
6 yes
5 is the most preferable of all the pics here, but just to be clear, I am saying best from the pics so not a 10/10. Also face is highly relevant. A 10/10 face is better than a 10/10 body
I have a 9 inch girth penis and I would only ever consider the whale at bottom right, but I'd probably encourage her natural lazy and gluttonous proclivities and turn her into a hedonistic blob.
Would plap all but 1 tbh
Fatties aren’t visually appealing but i love grabbing all their blubbery tits and legs and arms while practicing my humiliation porno moves.
You're totally forgetting a few bodytypes. I'm miring this gym qt as I type this. Powerlifter by the looks of it. Lifts scarily close to what I can. Little bit of a belly. But fucking legs and arms that could crush me. Its... awakening something in me I didn't know existed. I usually go for skinnier chicks... but this....
>Ellingsen came out to her family and friends as transgender when she was around nine years old.[6][7] As a child she was featured in the Norwegian documentary Born in the Wrong Body which focused on her and other transgender children in Norway.
1>2>3>4>5>6
Because they’re women and they are only going to get fatter as they age. At least with number 1 you have a shot of her not being a disgusting fucking sack of shit by the time she’s 32
Somewhere between top right and bottom left though bottom left is a bad example. Like flat chest, wide hips, slightly chubby? Sure, nice. But those legs are atrocious. Slack, hanging fat with almost no muscle... Gross.
don't care you dyel nagger got back to your fetish subreddit
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
you do care because you're pissing your pants over an obnoxiously photoshopped ass lmao go back to r/blacked or wherever you came from
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Absolutely no one is lusting over that goofy picture except you. Hence why you're taking on this angry antagonistic stance.
What happened? Did the clown ass make you fail NNN?
Upon the contrare, there are 3 excuses to knut in Knovember: >sex with your girlfriend >sex with your wife >involuntary ejaculation/wet dream
If you have a girlfriend, be damned the time of year, fuck her! It is knot heresy to do so.
Having sex with your girlfriend IS heresy you larping retard.
All sex outside of marriage is sinful. Get your facts straight before you pretend to be some based trad cath crusader.
3,4,5
the one that loves me enough to remain loyal and bear me sons
Based beyond all comprehension
so none of the fatties because they have nagger personalities
Thread ended here.
Close tab and move on anon.
Desperate nagger things
Very based
Unbased bucketcrab fags
Amen
>and bear me sons
>
#
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Close tab and move on anon. #
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He wants to rape his sons
better me than the 12 inch dick of society
so none?
Bottom right is only attractive one
>t. Manlet incel
Agreed
>t. Manlet volcel
top right before bearing my children
bottom left after she’s done breastfeeding our child and me
>and me
I dunno I'm not a woman.
Top right and bottom middle
Something simple
between 3 and 4
like
My wife used to be middle-bottom in your pic. Now she’s left-bottom and although she looks good and healthy sometimes I miss the previous stage.
As long as she still has a good hip to waist ratio I wouldn’t really care. Unless her ass shrunk. Not worth it then.
Same. It's weird. I'm happy to have a wife at least
nta, but the more I look at left bottom I get the feeling this is a 14-15y old. Something is off. Compared to bottom mid which is clearly above 18, rather 20-25, bottom left, the skin, proportions and chest, she appears underage.
And yes, my first gf was 16 when I was 19, so I'm not chasing hags or coping or whatever.
3, 2 if she's needy type that always needy physical contact.
somewhere in between 3-4 is peak
Why'd you post 6 obese women?
3,2,4,5,6,1
actually scratch that 4's legs r gross its:
3>>>>>2>>5>>4>>6>1
Heroin Chic we are SO back
I love sticcs so much bros
Based slim pale girl poster.
10/10 body
10/10 thighs
would
Wooould
thanks, kek that image is from a gif, had 2 censor it 4 blue board
absolute goddess
I don't care if it's a dude, saved
6
Top right but with slightly bigger boobs
Massive quads, hams and ass
unironically 1
ana gfs are peak
You can't compare these with different panties. 5 and 6 are cheating.
5, 6, 4 - in that order
I look at it from the pleasure sex side for me but women with wide hips can easily give birth. 6 is kinda too fat but it could take 4 months of cutting to become sex machine.
Tits of 5 on the body of 3 with a penis.
100% achievable.
tits on 1 is insane, imagine she recovers and goes to 3
3,4,5. The rest just looks filthy unhealthy.
how can a woman achieve 5 (or even 6) without getting a round belly?
by angle frauding and posing
6 has a belly, it's covered by her knickers
Only way for a woman to be thick without a gut is by building muscle under a reasonable layer of fat. Even if she hits the genetic lottery and looks voluptuous without a large belly and without working out, it won’t look good past her 20s.
3 by miles
Bros I can fix top left
For me it's 5 and 6
Slam pig with huge tits
5 or 4
2,3
i think the jump between 3 and 4 is too drastic.
otherwise, 3 and 4
Upper right is the ideal female form
Anybody who disagrees is a literal nagger
low t
4 is better
>ogga bogga, bix nood mufugga
What did he mean by this?
>more greentext than actually written
Ogga bogga, box nood mufugga
>Sheeeit bix nood. We wuz kangz
WTF?
We wuz kangz fr fr no cap, yo Timmy
3 doesn't even exist in america.
It definitely does, but they're from better off families.
5
3/6 tied depending on mood
4
-POWER GAP-
2
1
Big tits and a soft belly
2 or 3 with a little more breasts.
Based
Bottom right
Guys with small Dicks 1,2,3
Guys with big Dicks 4,5,6
you mean guys with no foreskin 4,5,6
>guys without options 4,5,6
Fixed
6th one is for guys with test over 1000 ng/dl
How the fuck does 1 have ribs like prominent and tits that large
Saline or silicone
Tits aren't just fat, but also breast tissue. Could also be surgery, but these unicorns do exist
Midsection of 1,ass and legs of 6
3 with big tits, next thread
This one.
That's a cartoon anon.
The only one with actually good taste in this thread.
>>>/a/
>>>/h/
This is a bestiality hentai isn't it anon...
Bimbomaxxed roidmonkey with massively swollen botox lips
Waistline and ribs of 1
Muscle definition of
Thigh and tit size of 5
You may say it’s impossible, but I say over 600,000 people go missing in the US every year and that new medical advances are made every day.
too lean and not hydrated enough
bitch looks like recycled paper
321456
anything else is american fatty loving degeneracy. kys
1>4
Hand in your balls
>super anorexic skelly
>still has noticeable booba
I'm in awe at those genetics
3, but leaning towards 2 or 4 is permissable.
Top-right
>gave the last 2 fatties a pair of tits
You ain't slick, OP.
3, 4, 5 depends if shes hot or fat
3,4,5
woman needs to be soft and healthy looking with some fat to bear babies. fuck roid trannies and cutting boards.
6
3 < 2 < 4
5 > 4 > 6 > everything else
nagger and/or american
i'm german retard
Your ancestors would be ashamed of your shit taste
Between 3 and 4 but with more muscle.
2-3 only. The rest can be disposed of via conveyer belt into incinerator
1 but with natural K cup tits
Nice
Ah yes the unicorn, only been with one close to that, and her tits were only C's
>pic
Good Lord almighty you made a beautiful woman.
>lord all mighty
nope, surgery and photoshop did, that's man made
bueno
That woman doesn't have C tits. That's a bad bra measurement
fake tits
They're not, you're just autistic, a virgin, or underage, possibly all 3
Lacking in musculature and likely fake tits but regardless: neuron activated you win
>knower
5 and 6 for me. I love those chubby mommy type bodies.
None.
They all have tiny tits.
Breeding factory
BBL is not conductive to breeding
The entire bottom row.
5 > 4 > 6 = 3 >>>>> 2,1
Somewhere between 3 and 5. But it depends on the situation.
>"It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same."
Bottom middle is ideal. All 3 on top are mediocrity, bottom left is average and bottom right is not thick but legit obese.
5. 6 would be good too, but 5.
Quick side note, is youtube broken?
Why the fuck are cartel gore vids, hentai and a gentleman standing over a jar in my recommended?
what how are they even on there for that long
All of them. Variety is the Hispanice of life.
4, but depending on fat distribution 3 and 5 can be ideal too
5 and 6
3
sticc is best
33333
1 and 2
3 is the only right answer
3-4
Between top right and bottom left.
Cassie0pia pre-pregnancy body with post-pregnancy tits.
This individual looks like a man with tits.
Have the male standards fallen so low you actually consider this as a potential mate?
Humanity is doomed, and you've pulled the last straw. /thread
Who said anything about face retard?
We're talking about bodies.
maybe he's facially a 3/10 himself and this is his looksmatch
do you really want ugly men marrying pretty girls?
I certainly don't
Manface means I'll have chad sons.
Besides, I'd be too busy watching those things flop around violently whenever we'd be making babies (which would be as much as humanly possible).
None of those, thats a total of 6 images of skinny, skinnyfat and 3 big fat pigs.
5, but that is entirely dependent on genetics. A girl at that BF% can look amazing or like utter shit depending on how it distributes. 3/4 is going to be on average the safer bet
definitely 6
4>5>3>6>2>1
>1,2,3
Not even considerable, having that low bodyfat as a woman is not only unhealthy but looks sick, they are likely mentally I’ll too
>4
Not bad, smashable but still don’t prefer
>5
Absolutely ideal. Great body fat distribution
>6
Also great, although a lot of girls don’t get this genetically blessed with bodyfat. Still very smashable, would take king before 1 2 or 3
>they are likely mentally I’ll too
IF A WOMAN DOESN'T FIT MY PERSONAL PREFRENCE SHE'S MENTALLY ILL
get filtered shorty
Not only are you a fat fetishist, you cope by putting down conventional beauty and associating it with mental illness.
This is textbook projection.
You and the rest of this board in a nutshell:
>eww girls with more than 10% bodyfat? Absolutely hideous, I’m way too good for that
>guys why can’t I get a girlfriend I feel like my standards are pretty modest
I imagine you go for high schoolers if you prefer 1, 2, and 3
i don't imagine i know you are dyel kek
I know for a fact you don’t weigh more than 200, let alone bench or squat anything even close to that. Makes sense why you like 1 and 2. I wouldn’t want a woman who weighs more than my bench press either.
post body i wanna see how dyel you are kek
You first. I have a bunch I can share, including me on the scale a few days ago at the end of my cut. Let’s see it. I’m a man of my word
>no u
ok dyel fuck off back to your fetishist subreddit
>I imagine you go for high schoolers if you prefer 1, 2, and 3
You say that like it's a bad thing lmao
Fyi, I don't mind chubby, but I also concede 1, 2, and 3 are objectively superior. Perfection if they have that body with huge assets.
Lose some weight fat whore
>3
>unhealthy
yep it's american hours. that's the body of a woman that lives to 105.
Mostly agree with this, 3 is pretty much right at the cutoff of being “too” thin, anything less and it just looks gross. Petite women just aren’t my thing. Thick women enjoyers are based, high test men looking for childbearers.
you realize you're dyel no amount of word salad you throw out there means anything to anyone but your redditors you are raiding with
all look trash due to muscle atrophy. lower left would be perfect if she lost 10lbs of fat and gained 15lbs of muscle. she would end up looking bit smaller actually
Name of top left?
Small waist, large hips, some muscles but with a nice layer of fat
bottom left.
3 is too skinny, 4 could lose a very very slight amount.
big tits, wide hips, fat but not obese
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyBGc97LAF0/?igshid=dHlvNTF0MXhrMjU4
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzGsb7mgzCM/?igshid=MWxuMGs3aDgybzRheg==
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwlQ8iyKmcr/?igshid=dXQ1cm5jMG9ucnAx
>tfw no big titty necromancer gf
I'd cook delicious food for her evety day...
Anything on the top row.
I don’t care as long as she doesn’t have a penis
Give me one of everything
Top left is a work of art
>Skelly body with huge tits
none of these, what the fuck?
top right is the best out off all these abysmal choices
6. That's all I'm gonna say.
3.5
6>>>5>>>>>>>>3>4>>>>>>>>just jacking off>>>>>2>1
fuck off homosexual dyel fatty fetishist
>Bunch of whales in this selection.
>1, but she could lose some weight.
Imagine 1 with M cup tits and a 50in dumper
Aha an architect thread
6
EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
4,5,3,6 [>>>> power gap] 2,1
Why do disgusting fatties here pretend they are high test for liking fat women? You're literally low test for being all lard and you like fat women cause it's all you can get. It's such a bad cope
its all cope and they are redditors
Did she just litter?
fat people legitimately have lower brain function
>NO YOU CAN'T HAVE A FETISH, IT HAS TO BE A COPE
Now this, ironically enough, is an actual cope.
its the fact that its always fatties who relate being high test to liking fat girls despite having the opposite. good try tho
He's not complaining about that though, he's complaining about the fucking fact that fatfags can't just admit "I like obese women", they have to say it's "high test" to like them instead to deal with their shit taste instead of just owning it.
Did you ever consider that they say that because every time anyone finds out they like fatties they give them shit, so they came up with that to return fire, and that being butthurt that people call you low test is exactly what the fat fetishists want you to do?
I don't get butthurt, I'm one of them but the high test shit is just pure cope.
i like obese women and i'm confirmed high test
t. 1150 ng/dl
it's also based in truth. you'll find a fatass or skinnyfat wimp behind almost every post who only appreciates 1(god forbid)-3
back to your containment thread powershitter
cope
>using a military tent as dress
I won’t say anything disparaging about the woman you posted because that’s not fair to her, but I will just say that she’s not my type.
However, I’m able to feel this way and not feel the need to sperg out about someone having different tastes than me. The fact that you can’t fathom the idea speaks volumes to your mental retardation. People like different shit. Different shit makes different peoples dicks hard. It doesn’t devalue what you like and there’s no need to posture like your standards are any higher because they’re different.
another fattie with no reading comprehension
Where in my post did I say I prefer fatties? How are you so dense and retarded? And to you specifically
, most people don’t base what they find sexually attractive to healthy habits. You’re a human I presume? Then you know there’s not a lot of logic to fetishes and attraction. Like I said, if it gets your dick hard then so be it.
You people need to qualm your autism.
you need to go back
This sounds like a preamble for rape of underage minors
fat people are objectively unhealthy, preferring them over healthy women is also objectively unhealthy, but by all means keep coping
1 looks like a corpse
2 with more weight and big tits, would
3 too flat
4 if tits were bigger
5 yes
6 yes
5 is the most preferable of all the pics here, but just to be clear, I am saying best from the pics so not a 10/10. Also face is highly relevant. A 10/10 face is better than a 10/10 body
the one that clearly marks her as a woman with no doubt
I prefer 3
Where are my 3bros?
ALL
FUCKING
WEAK
NONE OF THEM CAN SPRINT
prob 3
LOOK AT ALL THESE LAZY BODY
You don't even lift, calm down
Women are weak you tranny lover
I have a 9 inch girth penis and I would only ever consider the whale at bottom right, but I'd probably encourage her natural lazy and gluttonous proclivities and turn her into a hedonistic blob.
This one
This one
The most gorgeous woman on this site and she never did porn it seems, bros I think she can save us.
She certainly saved us from a certain poster...
Wheres the mother fucker that did this to her!?!!
Right here
Lmao he did stop posting after this came out didn't he.
That little belly in the dress is very cute ngl
Don't scroll down further
You have impeccable taste, sir.
no it isn't you homosexual weirdo go back to r/incels
This is thicc, not obese, tits are well past tummy. Easily a slampig. Plus the pit hair scores extra points. I’d fuck and then brag about it.
4 > 5 > 6 > 3 > 2 > 1
None of yours even approach the ideal physique
I prefer my women to have a face that doesn't look like a catchers mit. Thats just me though, you do you.
I'm looking at the physique. OP's pic doesn't have faces either.
>the physique
>manly body
>twig
>manly
Legitimately looks like a man with a sports bra.
Would plap all but 1 tbh
Fatties aren’t visually appealing but i love grabbing all their blubbery tits and legs and arms while practicing my humiliation porno moves.
After 3 kids my wife is still somewhere between 2 and 3. God I love that woman.
We're all gonna make it bros.
holy shit
how
for me? it's sticc+toned
Pass the butter please.
For me, it's either 1 or 6
3, 4 only if really good genetics
disgusting
homosexual
no he's right they are lardasses you dumb dyel nagger
You're totally forgetting a few bodytypes. I'm miring this gym qt as I type this. Powerlifter by the looks of it. Lifts scarily close to what I can. Little bit of a belly. But fucking legs and arms that could crush me. Its... awakening something in me I didn't know existed. I usually go for skinnier chicks... but this....
3
why are tifags so fucking retarded?
Bro spent all that time clicking all those posts when he could've just typed "I'm a virgin" kek
Best to worst
2
3
[gap]
4
1
[Massive power gap]
5
6
But we all know that 4, 5 and 6 are for people who are to insecure o approach 1, 2 and 3
Body of lower left with boobs of lower right
the jump from 3 to 4 is too much. give me 2.5-3.5
tremendously faggy webm
homosexual
Mamma mia!
>nationality not ethnicity
who cares?
Isn't the German girl the one we have discussed here to be autistic?
retards keep posting this shitty webm, with the top left girl being trans and not even swedish.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Ellingsen
>Ellingsen came out to her family and friends as transgender when she was around nine years old.[6][7] As a child she was featured in the Norwegian documentary Born in the Wrong Body which focused on her and other transgender children in Norway.
that portuguese lady is still the most beautiful and cute person I've ever seen
I'd rather stick to my own
Are you from Germany or Turkey?
What's the difference?
ITT: hugless kissless virgin anons pretending 2 and 3 are ideal and larping they could pull, when they wouldn’t even have the confidence to talk to 6
I grew up in a farm, I most definitely can talk to pigs like 5, 6 and to a lesser degree 4.
bottom row > top row
why? because top row has 2 revolting women and bottom row only has 1
Perfect
5
This is cringe, explains why games are such trash these days, and makes you a pedophile
weeby shit no thanks
She doing motion capture for Jinx from leage of legends btw. Tfw no mocap gf
I haven't seen the couch girls in years. I wonder what they're doing now.
1>2>3>4>5>6
Because they’re women and they are only going to get fatter as they age. At least with number 1 you have a shot of her not being a disgusting fucking sack of shit by the time she’s 32
Somewhere between top right and bottom left though bottom left is a bad example. Like flat chest, wide hips, slightly chubby? Sure, nice. But those legs are atrocious. Slack, hanging fat with almost no muscle... Gross.
6 easily
From a more civilised age
Neverending Nut November going strong! Last night I shot my load into my gf’s armpit.
Nut Now November bros have some help
balloon booty/tits
best ITT
>t. a nagger
You're no fun anon.
ok roastie get the fuck outta here with you haas women nobody except naggers and low t men want that shit
It's clearly a comically photoshopped image you dumb nagger lover.
don't care you dyel nagger got back to your fetish subreddit
you do care because you're pissing your pants over an obnoxiously photoshopped ass lmao go back to r/blacked or wherever you came from
Absolutely no one is lusting over that goofy picture except you. Hence why you're taking on this angry antagonistic stance.
What happened? Did the clown ass make you fail NNN?
2,3
3 >>> 2 >>> 4 > 1 > 5 >>>>>>>>>>>>> 6
All of them(except landwhale)
>NOOOO! You can’t just fuck your tomboy gf because…because you just can’t!!!!
Upon the contrare, there are 3 excuses to knut in Knovember:
>sex with your girlfriend
>sex with your wife
>involuntary ejaculation/wet dream
If you have a girlfriend, be damned the time of year, fuck her! It is knot heresy to do so.
Apologies good knight, I misinterpreted your post. Blessed be your crusade.
And blessed be yours, brother.
Having sex with your girlfriend IS heresy you larping retard.
All sex outside of marriage is sinful. Get your facts straight before you pretend to be some based trad cath crusader.
6+
2,5
Bro why did you quote me
My post was illustrating a point, not provoke lust.
top left, not even kidding. I love skellies
Mewtwo > *
Bottom center.