What if I have no desire and no money to afford martial arts? How would I confidently defend myself without it?
What if I have no desire and no money to afford martial arts? How would I confidently defend myself without it?
What if I have no desire and no money to afford martial arts? How would I confidently defend myself without it?
be strong and be smart
>i have no desire to be good at something and am not willing to even train it
>how do i become good at thing?
you should go fuck your mom
You could practice beating me up
Look so weak and fragile that you'ra a threat to no-one
My strategy is just to bite. Bite their fingers or face. Bite. Then they won't want to fight. You have teeth ight? Rip a chunk out of them
if someone bites me i'd literally just break their skull
Not if I hit you somewhere hard enough to start spurting blood everywhere. Then I'd bite some more. I'll bite your eyeballs off. Sure you'll kill me but you will never forget me. Ever. It will be on your face.
>Not if I hit you somewhere hard enough to start spurting blood everywhere
>My strategy is just to bite
nigga you already have CTE
Thanks for that, my phones covered in water now.
You can get a cheap handgun or even just a knife for a fraction of the cost of spending multiple years learning to be good at hand to hand fighting. The rest of the issue is avoiding fights, which should be easy if you're poor because you won't be able to go to bars or sports games where people get into fights.
Only poor people enjoy sports games and going to bars
Rich people do the same except that they watch tennis and go to expensive 5 star hotel bars
here you go bro
Just learn actual self defense which includes identifying and recognizing signs of danger and when and how to disengage safely.
Just google
>mma champ stabbed to death
And you'll see dozens of results. Despite the fact that these guys can whoop 90% of people who train they're still powerless against an armed attacker.
Just carry a knife. 5 inch blade in your pants and you can take on any bullshido master.
>dashes 800m in 2:30
Nothing personnel lad
If I wanted to fuck you up with my knife you'd feel it and never see it.
>t. ninja
get a pepper spray. cheap, easier to use than a knife, less chance of being accused of murder when defending yourself
Nobody would tell you this, but go for the knees and go for the eyes
I hate living in a cucked state when to comes to self defense. There is no CC where i live (though i think that may be changing slowly), but things like batons are illegal. You know, something that might give you some distance.
Make a smiley (padlock with a bandana tied around it. Bandanas and padlocks aren't illegal are they?
Honestly I hate when fags say u can't learn martial arts over the Internet thru yt
I mean ya it's not ideal, but I've learned a a good bit of BJJ and some striking and used it against others in Muay Thai and wrestling even though they had been training longer than me
Gaining some strength and muscle is also a huge help just have these set ups and routines in your head and go over them yk that's what I did
>What if I have no desire and no money to afford martial arts? How would I confidently defend myself without it?
Look. this isn't rocket scienc, you build an apparatus that trains the thing you want to be good at. This can be as simple as Ed "Strangler" Lewis' Headlock Machine.
https://slamwrestling.net/index.php/2022/04/12/strangler-lewis-headlock-machine-goes-home/
Working with dummies may be inferior to sparring with a partner, but not by much.
Honestly just carry a metal object or something, make sure it fits within your pants. I was weak as shit in elementary school and when I would be bullied then using my phone or whatever first object I could get my hands on got me out of confrontation or made sure the fucker doesn't deal with me anymore.
I did win a fight once just because I used to watch MMA. This guy I was boxing in the middle of the street was bigger than me and fucking up my face so I ended up having to choke him out.
the bar for being able to beat up random normies is absurdly low
>just
My plan is zombie mode. Literally just larp as a zombie and leap onto your attackers face and start ripping his face off with your teeth. I chew mastic gum daily and I'm a hefty lad so it's an effective strategy. Plus it would be pretty fucking terrifying and unexpected.
I just keep a brick in my backseat
What if you need to brake hard?
Just live in a high trust first world country, simple as.
If american, buy a legal weapon.
If european, let the criminal beat you so you don't go to jail lmao.
This is what happen weak nerds get elected as lawmakers.
Look for an escrima, Hema, judo, or sparring club usually those are free or very inexpensive. Also, You could just look online for a sparring and training partner to meet up locally.
>Mcgavyer a phone stand
>Live in mutual combat state
>Challenge people to fights
>Record
>Critique form by comparing it to free Jackie Chan movies on YouTube use free McDonald's wifi