Seriously, these are cross country runners. Their workout is run. For like, 10 miles. Every day. My towns HS team is ranked nationally and it's because they run literally all year. The little twinks run down the sidewalks in the middle of January.
injecting synthesized hormoned made in some chinks bathtub because you are insecure and lonely and need validation from others, even if it includes fucking up your health for life like a literal tranny >
Why are steroids the subject of ridicule on /fit?
A lot of roiders are retarded and get abysmal results, this is quite notorious with zoomers, then there's the newer body dismorphia/inceldom guys that transition into "w*men" after getting good results
i remember in high school chicks clamoring over this dudes abs and i said i bet i could punch through those abs, he said go for it
so in front of everyone chicks included i punched this dude in the stomach and fucked my hand up. he had a big bruise there later but it was like hitting a wall i was actually baffled when i felt how solid his abs were, they didnt look anything like OP's pic though this guy did like core exercises all day every day and had the genetics for it. the rest of his body was just as DYEL skinny as me but still, i learned a valuable lesson about bullshit genetics that day.
>i punched this dude in the stomach and fucked my hand up
You don't know how to properly punch people. Also, if you wanted to humiliate him (which I assume you wanted or at least raise your own social status), you should have aimed for the plexus. No amount of muscles would have helped him there. And when he squirms on the floor you could have ridiculed him that he is nothing else but a poser and fuck all the chicks.
yeah if i had known a little more about anatomy and to keep my fist straight, thumb tucked and ofc the biomechanics of throwing a punch and using my feet planted to get better leverage
man i just looked no different in that situation i was still the crazy "bad boy" but he definitely made some teen panties wetter when that happened. literally backfired on me.
at least that wasnt super bad, theres another story about a dude who was a competitive boxer and i jacked him in the jaw in front of everyone and he just said "that was stupid" and walked away. later on in a giant crowd of ppl he literally 3 combod me and i just stood there dazed af, not everyone cared enough to pay attention but god damn did he get me with that one. and it was stealthy af too he walked up behind me, grabbed my shoulder, i turned around and boom boom boom i was seeing stars lol
For a while in highschool I did 100 situps a day. I still had a bit of fat but I had strong abs. Let a few guys try punching them but my defense was unbreakable.
https://i.imgur.com/300bNLw.jpg
>i punched this dude in the stomach and fucked my hand up
You don't know how to properly punch people. Also, if you wanted to humiliate him (which I assume you wanted or at least raise your own social status), you should have aimed for the plexus. No amount of muscles would have helped him there. And when he squirms on the floor you could have ridiculed him that he is nothing else but a poser and fuck all the chicks.
When I let people fight I used my hands to block outside the strike zone (covered lower ribs and crouch). If you did this you would be a cheating cunt, not a cool bad boy >let me punch you in the abs >punches you in the balls instead >look, it hurt him, he's weak lol
yeah if i had known a little more about anatomy and to keep my fist straight, thumb tucked and ofc the biomechanics of throwing a punch and using my feet planted to get better leverage
man i just looked no different in that situation i was still the crazy "bad boy" but he definitely made some teen panties wetter when that happened. literally backfired on me.
at least that wasnt super bad, theres another story about a dude who was a competitive boxer and i jacked him in the jaw in front of everyone and he just said "that was stupid" and walked away. later on in a giant crowd of ppl he literally 3 combod me and i just stood there dazed af, not everyone cared enough to pay attention but god damn did he get me with that one. and it was stealthy af too he walked up behind me, grabbed my shoulder, i turned around and boom boom boom i was seeing stars lol
fucker beat me at my own game
Your game is starting shit with people better than you. Fun as a teenager but plenty of adults are psychos and will just fuck you up for life.
yeah i quit starting shit when i met some people who were complete insane fucks, one guy came over to the garage we used to chill in after his mother passed away and got out of his car with an almost empty bottle of vodka.
the guy i was chilling with said dont start anything because this guy has literally killed someone and we had a great time, the guy was like a 10th master dan in taekwondo and we were telling him to do all these crazy jump spin kicks and backflips and shit. he started talking shit about my family though and i started getting pissed so the guy whos garage it was grabbed a smith and wesson and sat down and said i should probably go home and the other guy should just chill
i just went home lol, the crazy guy said he felt bad later on for being a dick and i realized he had gone through a lot more shit in life than i ever had
Yeah, never met anyone too crazy as an adult but one of the guys I know has a brother, former drug dealer, been kidnapped by Albanians and shit like that. Dude bit a bouncers ear off because he wouldn't let him in a club. Some people walking around are just straight up monsters.
This reminds me of the time some of the popular girls in our class made us boys to into a penis measuring contest and the winner would get "alone time at the WC". I didn't play(for obivous reasons) but a popular bully had a monster cock so he got to fuck the class slut and the prettiest girl hanged the rules and fucked the chad.
>though this guy did like core exercises all day every day
Then it's not genetics you tard. You can be an olympian in an ab-heavy event like wrestling or pole vaulting and if you're not cutting like a bodybuilder you won't have abs.
>have a swim team buddy in 9th grade >his family has a beach house >they invite me in the summer between 10th grade >me and buddy share a room >he's a smallish, brown haired and tan >we spend the first few days at the beach and see girls >at night i talk to him about the girls i wanted to fuck >he stays quiet >the next night he asks if i saw any girls today >tell him all about them >he then confesses that it makes him really hard to hear me talk like that >we end up jerking off under blankets next to eachother >the next night he asks the same question >but instead of letting me say anything he says i can be your girl if you'd like? >tell him yeah and he sucks me off >he then asks if i'd like to make him a girl for real >ask what he means and he says he wants me to fuck him >we find olive oil in the kitchen and use that as lube >my paleish cock looks amazing in his tan body >the next couple of days i fucked him like a rabbit on speed whenever we had a moment
basically swimteam was amazing
this is the difference between ottermode kids these days and fat kids, most kids should be so crazy and bouncing off the walls trying to get girls etc they dont have time to eat
on the flip side its like playing video games all day and eating unhealthy food or being a slug lying around using social media
i miss being a kid, the internet was new, video games werent as prevalent as they are, riding bikes across town to hang out and play basketball was like a normal thing. trying to get girls to meet you places when you talk to them at school and call em on the old corded landline
This reminds me of the time some of the popular girls in our class made us boys to into a penis measuring contest and the winner would get "alone time at the WC". I didn't play(for obivous reasons) but a popular bully had a monster cock so he got to fuck the class slut and the prettiest girl hanged the rules and fucked the chad.
man i feel like i missed out on so much but i guess i kind of was autistic when i was younger. i remember hearing a story about 2 girls who pulled their pants and underwear down after a volleyball game riding the bus back to the school and showed some middle aged guy driving behind them their teen asses and pussies. they got in a lot of trouble for it
when i heard it was like on a spy mission to find out what their pussies looked like, i was asking everyone about every detail of the rumor i wanted to know if they had bush yet, were their assholes brown or pink, i was asking if any of the other girls got to see it lmao
100% this. I swam competitively my whole life. Even the twinkiest long distance male swimmers have larger triceps and delts. Also less likely to have visible 6 pack for whatever reason.
Roids are for eating 10k calories a day and compacting 90 years of life into a 50 year testosterone fueled fight and fuck fest. Roiding to make the natty limit easy is fucking retarded.
Not eating meat and eggs, not lifting, hormone disruptors in water and food their whole lives, poor father figures, I could go on but there’s a lot
do you have a reputable source for any of these claims?
Pretty sure they’re just high school cross country runners, anon.
They're like 14 you fucking retard
>hmpf when i was 14 i was a 300lb powershitter
What guy probably wanted to say lol
thread but at least they're lean
8th period cross country practice and public school lunches
Seriously, these are cross country runners. Their workout is run. For like, 10 miles. Every day. My towns HS team is ranked nationally and it's because they run literally all year. The little twinks run down the sidewalks in the middle of January.
God, they are just begging for it.
Lol my nephew makes a shake with this daily and weighs 126lbs at 5'11
That boy better double dose it in addition to eating more
get him this book too
Does he also do powerlifting training with you?
That's not a BBC
single moms
>single moms
in your area, click here
Hell, I'd like to have atleast that body while I was in highschool I was just skinnyfat
They got buffed
brutal
these guys look like roid trannies lol
Why are steroids the subject of ridicule on /fit?
SwoleShack makes fun of everything including shit that actually works. The hard part is figuring out what's retarded and what's a shitpost
injecting synthesized hormoned made in some chinks bathtub because you are insecure and lonely and need validation from others, even if it includes fucking up your health for life like a literal tranny
>
Why are steroids the subject of ridicule on /fit?
Yeah, that's pretty much me, minus the steroids.
A lot of roiders are retarded and get abysmal results, this is quite notorious with zoomers, then there's the newer body dismorphia/inceldom guys that transition into "w*men" after getting good results
These guys look retarded. Man I'm glad I wasn't born a manlet
David Laid is 6'2"
king of the manlets, nice.
this, zoomers nowadays start off at 6'4-6'6, anything below that is unfuckable and invisible
too bad the ones that actually are that tall all weigh 150lbs
they know
Is it possible to be shaped like the guy on the right, but smaller, as a natty?
Right is literally stretch Armstrong wtf
Why do so many good looking young men ruin themselves like that?
Social media is a huge practical joke made by he elite for ultra lulz.
>right
yet their faces still scream “assfuck me” kek. Roids usually fix that but nope.
>I can't carry the ring for you, but I can carry you.
>All the retards who don't even begin to think this is photoshopped
I never thought being the smartest man on SwoleShack would feel this bad
It's lonely at the top.
Those look like cross country runners outfits. So I'm guessing they did shit tons of cardio
Being a young endurance athlete (girls their age consider this “ripped” btw)
middle school cross country dumbfuck. Nothing wrong with it (but staying that way is)
i remember in high school chicks clamoring over this dudes abs and i said i bet i could punch through those abs, he said go for it
so in front of everyone chicks included i punched this dude in the stomach and fucked my hand up. he had a big bruise there later but it was like hitting a wall i was actually baffled when i felt how solid his abs were, they didnt look anything like OP's pic though this guy did like core exercises all day every day and had the genetics for it. the rest of his body was just as DYEL skinny as me but still, i learned a valuable lesson about bullshit genetics that day.
fuck people with good genetics
Twinks cant stop winning
he doesnt even exercise anymore and married one of the hottest girls in school, still looks lean and athletic
>i punched this dude in the stomach and fucked my hand up
You don't know how to properly punch people. Also, if you wanted to humiliate him (which I assume you wanted or at least raise your own social status), you should have aimed for the plexus. No amount of muscles would have helped him there. And when he squirms on the floor you could have ridiculed him that he is nothing else but a poser and fuck all the chicks.
yeah if i had known a little more about anatomy and to keep my fist straight, thumb tucked and ofc the biomechanics of throwing a punch and using my feet planted to get better leverage
man i just looked no different in that situation i was still the crazy "bad boy" but he definitely made some teen panties wetter when that happened. literally backfired on me.
at least that wasnt super bad, theres another story about a dude who was a competitive boxer and i jacked him in the jaw in front of everyone and he just said "that was stupid" and walked away. later on in a giant crowd of ppl he literally 3 combod me and i just stood there dazed af, not everyone cared enough to pay attention but god damn did he get me with that one. and it was stealthy af too he walked up behind me, grabbed my shoulder, i turned around and boom boom boom i was seeing stars lol
fucker beat me at my own game
damn you're weak
not as weak as you weeb
For a while in highschool I did 100 situps a day. I still had a bit of fat but I had strong abs. Let a few guys try punching them but my defense was unbreakable.
When I let people fight I used my hands to block outside the strike zone (covered lower ribs and crouch). If you did this you would be a cheating cunt, not a cool bad boy
>let me punch you in the abs
>punches you in the balls instead
>look, it hurt him, he's weak lol
Your game is starting shit with people better than you. Fun as a teenager but plenty of adults are psychos and will just fuck you up for life.
>when I let people fight
Retarded. Just woke up.
When I let people punch me*
yeah i quit starting shit when i met some people who were complete insane fucks, one guy came over to the garage we used to chill in after his mother passed away and got out of his car with an almost empty bottle of vodka.
the guy i was chilling with said dont start anything because this guy has literally killed someone and we had a great time, the guy was like a 10th master dan in taekwondo and we were telling him to do all these crazy jump spin kicks and backflips and shit. he started talking shit about my family though and i started getting pissed so the guy whos garage it was grabbed a smith and wesson and sat down and said i should probably go home and the other guy should just chill
i just went home lol, the crazy guy said he felt bad later on for being a dick and i realized he had gone through a lot more shit in life than i ever had
Yeah, never met anyone too crazy as an adult but one of the guys I know has a brother, former drug dealer, been kidnapped by Albanians and shit like that. Dude bit a bouncers ear off because he wouldn't let him in a club. Some people walking around are just straight up monsters.
This reminds me of the time some of the popular girls in our class made us boys to into a penis measuring contest and the winner would get "alone time at the WC". I didn't play(for obivous reasons) but a popular bully had a monster cock so he got to fuck the class slut and the prettiest girl hanged the rules and fucked the chad.
Lmao based chad destroying an incel loser. Stay eternally mad.
>though this guy did like core exercises all day every day
Then it's not genetics you tard. You can be an olympian in an ab-heavy event like wrestling or pole vaulting and if you're not cutting like a bodybuilder you won't have abs.
should've hit him in the liver
>I bet I can punch though your abs
>Throws a punch blatantly at his ribs
Wow, that'd impress everyone.
nobody would notice you moving your punch over a couple inches and the dude still drops to the ground
This is what having good genetics as a highschool freshman looks like.
20-40 miles a week for several years as well.
running distance track and cross country
Being a very young man with low fat.
GOD I JUST WANT TO BE A FUCKING THIN TWINK SO FUCKING BAD. WHY DO I HAVE TO BE CURSED WITH MESOMORPH BODYTYPE
>have a swim team buddy in 9th grade
>his family has a beach house
>they invite me in the summer between 10th grade
>me and buddy share a room
>he's a smallish, brown haired and tan
>we spend the first few days at the beach and see girls
>at night i talk to him about the girls i wanted to fuck
>he stays quiet
>the next night he asks if i saw any girls today
>tell him all about them
>he then confesses that it makes him really hard to hear me talk like that
>we end up jerking off under blankets next to eachother
>the next night he asks the same question
>but instead of letting me say anything he says i can be your girl if you'd like?
>tell him yeah and he sucks me off
>he then asks if i'd like to make him a girl for real
>ask what he means and he says he wants me to fuck him
>we find olive oil in the kitchen and use that as lube
>my paleish cock looks amazing in his tan body
>the next couple of days i fucked him like a rabbit on speed whenever we had a moment
basically swimteam was amazing
Larp
nope i jizzed buckets into that kid until i got a gf in 11th grade kek
Right and I fucked cleopatra before Ceasar did
>this homosexual dodged aids, as he had coming to him
t-thanks for sharing anon..
Is it even possible to not have abs when you're this skinny?
CUTE!!!
Nonce
Step 1: be teenager
Step 2: don't eat much
Step 3: do some sports every once in a while
And there you go
this is the difference between ottermode kids these days and fat kids, most kids should be so crazy and bouncing off the walls trying to get girls etc they dont have time to eat
on the flip side its like playing video games all day and eating unhealthy food or being a slug lying around using social media
i miss being a kid, the internet was new, video games werent as prevalent as they are, riding bikes across town to hang out and play basketball was like a normal thing. trying to get girls to meet you places when you talk to them at school and call em on the old corded landline
*crack*
*siiippp*
Now those were the days
based
man i feel like i missed out on so much but i guess i kind of was autistic when i was younger. i remember hearing a story about 2 girls who pulled their pants and underwear down after a volleyball game riding the bus back to the school and showed some middle aged guy driving behind them their teen asses and pussies. they got in a lot of trouble for it
when i heard it was like on a spy mission to find out what their pussies looked like, i was asking everyone about every detail of the rumor i wanted to know if they had bush yet, were their assholes brown or pink, i was asking if any of the other girls got to see it lmao
>do some sports every once in a while
20-40 miles a week, hard, is not "sports every once in a while"
Most posters here were fat kids in high school and have no concept of what high school sports training regimens are like.
Being thirteen
being a teenager
They are clearly swimmers. So swimming. You retard
They’re clearly XC runners.
100% this. I swam competitively my whole life. Even the twinkiest long distance male swimmers have larger triceps and delts. Also less likely to have visible 6 pack for whatever reason.
That's basically how I looked as a HS CC runner doing 30-40 miles a week
Jeans (genes)
Kek holy shit, this pic was floating around SwoleShack when I first started coming here summer 2011.
>summer 2011
What were the reactions to the death of zyzz when it was fresh?
what happened to tinytrip
Does anyone have sauce on these guys, especially Brazil shorts
Some anon a while back claimed he went full ladyboy and got breast implants. Can’t verify it of course.
Absolutely abominable. I wonder if other pre transition photos exist.
jfc they all look so tryhard compared to the one on the left.
i wanna marinate his insides with my cum
same anon
the one on the far right looks like rumpelstiltskin from shrek lol
the one on the left did actually become a tranny, i remember even seeing a pic of him as one but this was years ago
Being a high school cross country runner.
A healthy lifestyle
Being this lean is a hundred times better than being bloated
Starving
skinny legs
THIS TYPE OF PHYSIQUE WILL GET YOU BIG TIME LAID! EVERYTHING ELSE IS COPE
>figured out why swimmer boys don't drive lifted trucks very much
Single moms
not overeating and cardio
Those kids have a winning lottery ticket in front of them and I hope they cash it in
By roiding to hit 25ffmi?
They would actually have a good shot at being healthy roiders since they have better cardio/diet than people like zyzz.
Roids are for eating 10k calories a day and compacting 90 years of life into a 50 year testosterone fueled fight and fuck fest. Roiding to make the natty limit easy is fucking retarded.
>Roiding to make the natty limit easy is fucking retarded.
Why? Every actor does this, and plenty of athletes too.
>idolatry
It's a pragmatic choice. Women and normies in general will admire you more if you look more like their media figures.
Okay. Have fun with the admiration of homosexuals.
>Have fun with the admiration of homosexuals.
I'm shure he will.
pederasty
Compare those fags to how a twink looked in the 60's
Is that supposed to be good looking? Looks gay.
looks fuckable to me
if you want aids, maybe.