i was once in a student party, there was some slut that liked me. I got drunk, vomited in toilet and then made out with her with vomit still on my mouth.
Then I vomited on the floor.
Well isn't that just the most original thought you've ever had. I'm just blown away by your creativity and wit. I mean, how could I possibly come up with the same joke as you without stealing it from your brilliant mind? I mean, seriously, how autistic are you? Do you really think you're the first person to ever think of that joke?
I agree with this anon [...]. Make a discord. We'll talk its realistic.
Do it pussy. I’ll Steve Jobs this shit. I don’t know shit about technology but I’ll Willy wonka some good ideas and start a cult in southern Cali by exploiting your skills.
I'll make the logo
I really appreciate it guys but I forgot to write it down and it's gone now
If you want to come up with an idea worth working on, just go a couple days without the internet. No music, too. You mind starts to wander and eventually you'll imagine something cool that doesn't exist yet.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Thank you for the advice anon.
9 months ago
Anonymous
And then you'll reconnect to the internet and realize that it does in fact exist.
Do it pussy. I’ll Steve Jobs this shit. I don’t know shit about technology but I’ll Willy wonka some good ideas and start a cult in southern Cali by exploiting your skills.
Even steve jobs needed to know something about tech in order to do what he did. If you don't know that tech that your are going to work on, you'll end up like elizabeth holmes.
Tarotbro here, just pulled my new years spread. Two cards per season. Starting March 20th the fool and the king of coins will have domain over my life. Very exciting. The fool I believe will be a sort of metamorphosis for me. I think I'm gonna be different by the summer solstice. The king of pentacles will be my guide to the material. I should be making more mature financial decisions anyway. In terms of fitness I think this is gonna be a technique and maintenance phase. I might end up doing some bodybuilder routine, lots of volume but low stress per excercise. I should learn my cardio as well.
Until then, I will be cutting. My winter cards (starting Dec 21 2022) are the empress and the page of cups. So I've certainly been exploring my relationships and seeking out a deeper connection to my vulnerabile side. But I do thing with the page, encouraging me to be curious about new relationships, and the empress encouraging me to be vulnerable, I may fall victim to heartbreak. So to protect myself I am going to adopt some of the more healthy coping mechanisms I had when I was younger and more socially successful. Anyway, why I am cutting: Currently 215 and wanna be 195 by valentine's, at least 200. If I don't have an interest by then I may fall victim and start participating in social media again (Instagram twitter tinder and so) not certain yet, depends how lonely I get. Currently supping vit d cause seasonal affective disorder lmao, also zinc, magnesium, caffeine, creatine and protein for various reasons most of them lifting.
Currently my lifts are 1/2/3/4 give or take ten pounds with working sets of 5 at 90% of that. Doing shieko style but I'm gonna do 5/3/1 BBB cause it's actually pretty exciting to me. If you want me to pull a card for you let me know and I might make a thread. Last time I did that I caught a 3 day though.
Happy new year bros. I hope your soul can soar!
>. If you want me to pull a card for you let me know
That would be cool.
How did you get into card reading bro? I think it's interesting and would like to learn.
Here bros:
[...]
I spilled champagne on my Cuphead style cards and am still seething. To the anon asking how I got into it: browsing IST I started getting curious about esoteric mysticism and started reading the kabbalah, gave up right after I bought a tarot deck on a whim (to learn tarokka), then I learned more of Thoth tarot and started self reading. Spent some time in ISTdiv/ reading cards and collected a few more deck. Read a bit more about rider waite then started trying to understand my subconscious symbolism. Next I'll probably be getting into Jung and Jungian types to influence my tarot.
>. If you want me to pull a card for you let me know
That would be cool.
How did you get into card reading bro? I think it's interesting and would like to learn.
i once vomited all over some bitches jacket and then wiped my mouth and walked up to some other girl immediately afterwards which no one was very happy about. that experience put me off Wray and nephews forever. even the smell of it makes me sick now
I will. She makes slightly more than me do ill be getting paid
9 months ago
Anonymous
That's not how it works. Things are not split evenly in a divorce. She gets the kids and you get to keep paying child support. She also gets however much the government deems she needs to "maintain her lifestyle." I can see you're uneducated on the subject and you're going in head first about to get raped.
Marriage is a scam. You are signing a government contract for which there is no winning for you.
That's not how it works. Things are not split evenly in a divorce. She gets the kids and you get to keep paying child support. She also gets however much the government deems she needs to "maintain her lifestyle." I can see you're uneducated on the subject and you're going in head first about to get raped.
You don't have any family values either, quit coping. You are both a victim and willing participant in a technocracy. It's not everyone else except you it's everyone else and you.
Marriage is not a scam. Marriage: to the wrong person, for the sake of marriage, with the idea in mind that there is such a thing as unconditional love, etc. IS obviously an issue.
Don't conflate the two. There are happy marriages in the world that benefit both parties.
First 4-6 months for me is going to be money focused.
I'm starting a new job, and maybe some side hustle to make as much as I can.
Then starting in may I'm gonna start using that money to invest in my looks and go party like an animal during summer. I want to fuck as many bitches as I can during that time, and then forget about bitches, and autistically focus on lifting and training BJJ (getting my black belt, competing ect.). Like no life, just job, and training and that's it.
>Like no life, just job, and training and that's it.
I also settling down for this. A humble and simple life, just training and working in a simple yet decent job. I want to live chill while keep forging my body until i die, as well as read more and cook better. Looking foward to end college and just be water my friend. Good luck btw
>buy a house
Basically a no brainer for me, sick of this goddamned apartment.
>find a data science job
I'm not necessarily unhappy in my current role (business intelligence engineer) but I've been learning Python in my spare time and feel that this is what I want to be doing the rest of my career.
>spend more time with my parents
They're getting older and they seem to be more tired and frail every time I visit them.
>get a gf
I hate being alone all the time, I used to view being silent as some sort of achievement but I've missed out on a boatload of relationships because I was unwilling to break out of my shell and socialize with people. I catch girls at the gym eyeing me up and down, I'm going to start talking to them even though it's taboo.
>Empty bank account >Get copies of diploma/transcripts >Sell a few of my guns >Sell car to my uncle >Move to Cambodia (near pub street) >Get meager job >Lift daily and leave behind this bullshit in the West and live a simple life
That's about it. Packing it up and heading out east.
You teach English to kids/teens. You need a bachelor's and I guess a TEFL will help. I intend to make my best effort at learning the language. I have a passport that expires in one year, kek, I should probably renew it before I go. I chose Cambodia because it's the bottom of the barrel in the area they even accept teachers with no degree. I don't care about money you hustle for more in China (lol) and Vietnam but I'm not going for money. Also Cambodia uses American currency so there is no exchange bullshit. Withdraw 5-10 grand and give it a shot. What went wrong with the kid and marriage? My brother has a 2 year old and he was one of the only things worth sticking around for.
>100 lifting sessions >finishing my masters thesis >put in enough effort at my new job to get a huge raise in november
also go to more museums and shit
>Read 1 book a week
Unless you're a gigaspeedreader or are only going to be reading 50 page short stories this is nigh impossible unless you're a NEET.
If you read quite long in the evenings every day it shouldn't be a problem. I read a normal book, ~350 pages, in like three days when out tanning and in the evenings.
Get divorced and keep 50% custody plus keep the house.
Hopefully become general counsel or at least get a road map for getting there.
Compete in shooting matches monthly.
Learn how to airbrush and 3D print.
File for a patent.
As far as ISTness goes I need to get down to 12% bodyfat and get some strength back.
Keep resisting the urge to put the barrel of my shotgun in my mouth and splattering my brains all over the ceiling. I think about my mom and siblings whenever those thoughts come, I don't want to hurt them
Get fucking beautiful for summer. Less time working, more time with family and friends.
Gf the introvert teen girl I have chasing me at the moment and take her out on summer dates and activities.
Just enjoy life for the first time in many years.
>Gf the introvert teen girl I have chasing me at the moment
Better act quick on that. Remember how slow time goes when you are young. Doe you the summer might be a blink of an eye away, for her it will feel long.
No stress mate. Whatever happens happen. >How do you get teen girls to chase you?
I honestly don't even know. However I do my best to always stay positive, happy and have fun even when life beats you into the ground. These traits rub off on everyone around you and in turn make you likeable as a person.
Other than that I guess its cause I'm older and stable, got my adhd under control without medication and enjoy cheering people up.
Wagmi anon
the french may be in a rough state, but the mind of burgers has been so utterly warped that I literally pray this does not happen, for the sake of humanity
it just means more broken women
Gonna get my bachelor's in May
Hopefully get my book published (currently at 84/150 pages)
Build my abs (at 11.6% body fat, but still need to exercise)
Get into modeling as a means of gaining a following to advertise my book
>in the first 6 months of 2023?
Gonna hopefully put on another 15lbs of muscle.
Start hanging out with some people at my new job, hopefully these friendships will help me meet my next girlfriend who might become my wife.
Buy a motorcycle and learn to do wheelies.
>Buy a motorcycle and learn to do wheelies.
you will not impress anyone and you will not die but end up an invalid for the rest of your life. You want to impress people - get money.
>you will not impress anyone
Not trying to weirdo.
They were fun on my bike as a little kid, they will be fun on an adult bike too!
>You want to impress people - get money.
oohhhh I see you ride Andrew Tate's dick for a hobby. I have a comfortable life and understand that materialism / money is not the key to happiness.
Now is when you ask me what color my Bugatti is right? lol
This picture is satan
It represents everything that isn't real, doesn't exist for you, it's a figment of the imagination that leads you down the road to hell. It's a false road sign.
>I just lazed around and cuddled with three models while eating like shit when I was a youth tee hee
Unless that's literally you in the (staged) photo, no one believes it.
This picture is satan
It represents everything that isn't real, doesn't exist for you, it's a figment of the imagination that leads you down the road to hell. It's a false road sign.
What the fuck? I'm 27 and haven't even kissed a girl, yet I don't feel that there's anything unrealistic about the photo. It's just a goofy pic taken at a party.
You are right in that it's "staged" though. But as a funny pic for social media/some group chat, not to demoralize incels.
>isn't real, doesn't exist for you, it's a figment of the imagination
That's a lucky guy but the setting looks like a pretty normal house party man, sorry you haven't been at one.
>gaslighting and demoralization
>I just lazed around and cuddled with three models while eating like shit when I was a youth tee hee
Unless that's literally you in the (staged) photo, no one believes it.
>models >staged >no one believes it
Huh? They look like average teens?
https://i.imgur.com/Xz1BMna.jpg
>literally me when I was still into that shit
don't know what you are talking about, bucko
I guess they were right about the improoovers, they can never really cope with the lack of the normal experiences.
I had a threesome with two girls and they weren't really into it and had no interest in doing anything with each other, so after the foreplay it really was just like having sex with one girl first and then with the other and there was nothing special about the sex either. You're gonna need some that are at least a little bit bi, are experienced and like "worshipping" a dude if you want it to be special. I also had a strong preference for one of the girls so I guess I may have ruined it a bit myself.
1. Achieve Reeves proportions
2. Finish coding course I began by 2/28
3. Jump jobs to make 20% more
4. Build a sports betting model that wins consistently enough to justify time spent
5. No porn the entire year
6. Read 1 book / month
7. Work on deluding myself in positive ways (aka mindset shift)
1K points of Black Templars
nice, show us what you got
i was once in a student party, there was some slut that liked me. I got drunk, vomited in toilet and then made out with her with vomit still on my mouth.
Then I vomited on the floor.
Ngmi
AIDS
What the fuck I wanted to say the same thing
YOU STOLE THE JOKE FROM MY HEAD BEFORE I THOUGHT OF IT REEEEEE
Well isn't that just the most original thought you've ever had. I'm just blown away by your creativity and wit. I mean, how could I possibly come up with the same joke as you without stealing it from your brilliant mind? I mean, seriously, how autistic are you? Do you really think you're the first person to ever think of that joke?
I have a GOLDEN app idea and some poor coding skills. I have a feeling I'm going to make it.
Ill help you if you need it. Im looking for a project currently.
I really appreciate it guys but I forgot to write it down and it's gone now
can I join ? I'm first semester of CS and I need some project to work at. My coding is shit so I'll probably not be that much help but idk
Sorry man, I plan to make money from it and I don't want to share
No problem fren
If you want to come up with an idea worth working on, just go a couple days without the internet. No music, too. You mind starts to wander and eventually you'll imagine something cool that doesn't exist yet.
Thank you for the advice anon.
And then you'll reconnect to the internet and realize that it does in fact exist.
I agree with this anon
. Make a discord. We'll talk its realistic.
Do it pussy. I’ll Steve Jobs this shit. I don’t know shit about technology but I’ll Willy wonka some good ideas and start a cult in southern Cali by exploiting your skills.
Even steve jobs needed to know something about tech in order to do what he did. If you don't know that tech that your are going to work on, you'll end up like elizabeth holmes.
I'll make the logo
I'll do the marketing
And my axe!
Loose 12 kg and get a bit of muscle, loose nail fungus and get second gf to maybe have threesomes.
Lose*
Get fitter
Publish my short story collection
Try my hand at modeling
What kind of short stories?
Lewd fanfics.
It's a mix of weird bullshit and horror, ideas I couldn't expand on further.
Im also working on a screenplay and two novels
Godspeed anon, make sure to plug them when you're done
Nice trips too
Based.
I'm getting fit and publishing my scifi epic book. Then writing the sequel.
have sex
how do you plan on doing that
> rape
poop my pants my pants
Tarotbro here, just pulled my new years spread. Two cards per season. Starting March 20th the fool and the king of coins will have domain over my life. Very exciting. The fool I believe will be a sort of metamorphosis for me. I think I'm gonna be different by the summer solstice. The king of pentacles will be my guide to the material. I should be making more mature financial decisions anyway. In terms of fitness I think this is gonna be a technique and maintenance phase. I might end up doing some bodybuilder routine, lots of volume but low stress per excercise. I should learn my cardio as well.
Until then, I will be cutting. My winter cards (starting Dec 21 2022) are the empress and the page of cups. So I've certainly been exploring my relationships and seeking out a deeper connection to my vulnerabile side. But I do thing with the page, encouraging me to be curious about new relationships, and the empress encouraging me to be vulnerable, I may fall victim to heartbreak. So to protect myself I am going to adopt some of the more healthy coping mechanisms I had when I was younger and more socially successful. Anyway, why I am cutting: Currently 215 and wanna be 195 by valentine's, at least 200. If I don't have an interest by then I may fall victim and start participating in social media again (Instagram twitter tinder and so) not certain yet, depends how lonely I get. Currently supping vit d cause seasonal affective disorder lmao, also zinc, magnesium, caffeine, creatine and protein for various reasons most of them lifting.
Currently my lifts are 1/2/3/4 give or take ten pounds with working sets of 5 at 90% of that. Doing shieko style but I'm gonna do 5/3/1 BBB cause it's actually pretty exciting to me. If you want me to pull a card for you let me know and I might make a thread. Last time I did that I caught a 3 day though.
Happy new year bros. I hope your soul can soar!
Release 6 songs
keyed
Do my cards fag I want to have the gods blessing
Here bros:
I spilled champagne on my Cuphead style cards and am still seething. To the anon asking how I got into it: browsing IST I started getting curious about esoteric mysticism and started reading the kabbalah, gave up right after I bought a tarot deck on a whim (to learn tarokka), then I learned more of Thoth tarot and started self reading. Spent some time in ISTdiv/ reading cards and collected a few more deck. Read a bit more about rider waite then started trying to understand my subconscious symbolism. Next I'll probably be getting into Jung and Jungian types to influence my tarot.
>Accidentally made the thread on IST
Seething.
if you're doing cards, put me on that list anon.
Can I have a reading, tarot Anon?
>. If you want me to pull a card for you let me know
That would be cool.
How did you get into card reading bro? I think it's interesting and would like to learn.
Bumping for more resolutions bros. How will you become better this year?
what are parties like that like?
i once vomited all over some bitches jacket and then wiped my mouth and walked up to some other girl immediately afterwards which no one was very happy about. that experience put me off Wray and nephews forever. even the smell of it makes me sick now
She could have stood up
Impregnate my wife with my firstborn. We are ready.
Based
Based
Cringe. Get your gayy lack of family values the fuck out of this place.
I have family values. The women these days don't.
Sure hope she's a virgin.
>I have family values
how many japanese cartoon dolls do you own and how fat are you?
0
I'm 6'2" 195lbs never been over 14% bodyfat in my life. Never not had abs. About to go lift now.
Post body?
My gargantuan cock doesnt fit in virgins. Ive tried. She has been with 3 other men, I've been with over 20 women.
Enjoy your divorce I guess.
I will. She makes slightly more than me do ill be getting paid
That's not how it works. Things are not split evenly in a divorce. She gets the kids and you get to keep paying child support. She also gets however much the government deems she needs to "maintain her lifestyle." I can see you're uneducated on the subject and you're going in head first about to get raped.
>I have family values. The women these days don't.
Which means that you don't have family values. Women don't have agency.
>Women don't have agency.
They do and they have way too much. That's why the west is collapsing lol.
The problem is that they're given freedom when they don't have agency. They just do what the media they consume tells them to.
>Always blame women
You don't have any family values either, quit coping. You are both a victim and willing participant in a technocracy. It's not everyone else except you it's everyone else and you.
Maybe ask my gf to marry me so i can start putting babies in her
Marriage is a scam. You are signing a government contract for which there is no winning for you.
this
marriage is for low IQ, low SMV simp betabuxxers
Marriage is not a scam. Marriage: to the wrong person, for the sake of marriage, with the idea in mind that there is such a thing as unconditional love, etc. IS obviously an issue.
Don't conflate the two. There are happy marriages in the world that benefit both parties.
pregnancy #4
my protein shakes have been lacking for far too long
Human milk is undigestible to adults.
This sounds like the biggest bullshit I have heard today. Are you gnomish perhaps?
the chiky nuggies always get me
1/2/3/4 for rep reps and learn how to code python.
Getting under 200 lbs
I was 300 in 2021
Either i become a firefighter OR a car salesman and pro wrestler
Pray for me brehs
Nice digits. Hope it is fire fighter, this year is going to destroy car dealerships.
>drop 16 kg
>see my abs
>do 10 unassisted pullups with perfect form
>get a pay rise at work
>save up 3000€ (poorfag)
>unironically have sex
WAGMI
>>do 10 unassisted pullups with perfect form
So far the greatest achievement you can wish for
I can do 6 and I sure hope I'll do 10 in 2 months
WAGMI
money, more muscle, a motorcycle and side pussy
Honestly I don't want to share them because it might jinx them
First 4-6 months for me is going to be money focused.
I'm starting a new job, and maybe some side hustle to make as much as I can.
Then starting in may I'm gonna start using that money to invest in my looks and go party like an animal during summer. I want to fuck as many bitches as I can during that time, and then forget about bitches, and autistically focus on lifting and training BJJ (getting my black belt, competing ect.). Like no life, just job, and training and that's it.
>Like no life, just job, and training and that's it.
I also settling down for this. A humble and simple life, just training and working in a simple yet decent job. I want to live chill while keep forging my body until i die, as well as read more and cook better. Looking foward to end college and just be water my friend. Good luck btw
That is a good life. Simple in nature, but challenging.
I would like to compete
Going to get Goblina's phone number
>fix sleep schedule
>succeed with my cut
>eat better
>work out consistently
>get a job
>try some dating app
Abs.
freedom
>buy a house
Basically a no brainer for me, sick of this goddamned apartment.
>find a data science job
I'm not necessarily unhappy in my current role (business intelligence engineer) but I've been learning Python in my spare time and feel that this is what I want to be doing the rest of my career.
>spend more time with my parents
They're getting older and they seem to be more tired and frail every time I visit them.
>get a gf
I hate being alone all the time, I used to view being silent as some sort of achievement but I've missed out on a boatload of relationships because I was unwilling to break out of my shell and socialize with people. I catch girls at the gym eyeing me up and down, I'm going to start talking to them even though it's taboo.
>girl looks in my general direction
>”they are constantly eyeing me up and down”
Lel
Yes and?
This list looks similar to mine. Best luck to you on your path, brother. It won't be easy, but it's worth it.
Go back to school for a further degree. I got just one year of classes and boom I make 20 to 30k more a year. I'd also like to get a bf.
>Empty bank account
>Get copies of diploma/transcripts
>Sell a few of my guns
>Sell car to my uncle
>Move to Cambodia (near pub street)
>Get meager job
>Lift daily and leave behind this bullshit in the West and live a simple life
That's about it. Packing it up and heading out east.
How will you survive?
Do you know the language? Have passport?
I'm getting suicidal after having marriage and kid, hate my job, hate everything.
I cant kill myself without trying something new.
You teach English to kids/teens. You need a bachelor's and I guess a TEFL will help. I intend to make my best effort at learning the language. I have a passport that expires in one year, kek, I should probably renew it before I go. I chose Cambodia because it's the bottom of the barrel in the area they even accept teachers with no degree. I don't care about money you hustle for more in China (lol) and Vietnam but I'm not going for money. Also Cambodia uses American currency so there is no exchange bullshit. Withdraw 5-10 grand and give it a shot. What went wrong with the kid and marriage? My brother has a 2 year old and he was one of the only things worth sticking around for.
Solve the JQ
>100 lifting sessions
>finishing my masters thesis
>put in enough effort at my new job to get a huge raise in november
also go to more museums and shit
Get fitter for my soon first born son (due 6 months). Got my wife to eat healthier and do cardio, next up is introduced some light calisthenics.
WAGMI
Take the anal virfinity of a girl
Get defined obliques
Bulk to 220 pounds
Read 1 book a week
Date that girl
Officially launch my startup
>Read 1 book a week
Unless you're a gigaspeedreader or are only going to be reading 50 page short stories this is nigh impossible unless you're a NEET.
If you read quite long in the evenings every day it shouldn't be a problem. I read a normal book, ~350 pages, in like three days when out tanning and in the evenings.
Not killing myself
Also being able to do 1 arm push ups
Get divorced and keep 50% custody plus keep the house.
Hopefully become general counsel or at least get a road map for getting there.
Compete in shooting matches monthly.
Learn how to airbrush and 3D print.
File for a patent.
As far as ISTness goes I need to get down to 12% bodyfat and get some strength back.
>Loss the weight and become ripped
>Get my college degree
>Date
I am also working on a mobile game, but developing games takes a lot of time.
Keep resisting the urge to put the barrel of my shotgun in my mouth and splattering my brains all over the ceiling. I think about my mom and siblings whenever those thoughts come, I don't want to hurt them
Get fucking beautiful for summer. Less time working, more time with family and friends.
Gf the introvert teen girl I have chasing me at the moment and take her out on summer dates and activities.
Just enjoy life for the first time in many years.
>Gf the introvert teen girl I have chasing me at the moment
Better act quick on that. Remember how slow time goes when you are young. Doe you the summer might be a blink of an eye away, for her it will feel long.
How do you get teen girls to chase you?
No stress mate. Whatever happens happen.
>How do you get teen girls to chase you?
I honestly don't even know. However I do my best to always stay positive, happy and have fun even when life beats you into the ground. These traits rub off on everyone around you and in turn make you likeable as a person.
Other than that I guess its cause I'm older and stable, got my adhd under control without medication and enjoy cheering people up.
Wagmi anon
Spartan Ultra race. Begin my Triathlon training.
Uh, anon, how old are these people?
17 years, 11 months, and 30 days you sick pedo fuck.
in april ill have worked out for a year consistently
then we just keep going
get a job
find someone I care about and that cares more about me and have sex with her
I will marry the french girl I just met
the french may be in a rough state, but the mind of burgers has been so utterly warped that I literally pray this does not happen, for the sake of humanity
it just means more broken women
Gonna get my bachelor's in May
Hopefully get my book published (currently at 84/150 pages)
Build my abs (at 11.6% body fat, but still need to exercise)
Get into modeling as a means of gaining a following to advertise my book
same here anon, excited to graduate. looking to try to get my own apartment this year too
Another bump, we need more fitness goals to achieve toward!
I'm going to call OP a gay
>in the first 6 months of 2023?
Gonna hopefully put on another 15lbs of muscle.
Start hanging out with some people at my new job, hopefully these friendships will help me meet my next girlfriend who might become my wife.
Buy a motorcycle and learn to do wheelies.
>Buy a motorcycle and learn to do wheelies.
you will not impress anyone and you will not die but end up an invalid for the rest of your life. You want to impress people - get money.
>you will not impress anyone
Not trying to weirdo.
They were fun on my bike as a little kid, they will be fun on an adult bike too!
>You want to impress people - get money.
oohhhh I see you ride Andrew Tate's dick for a hobby. I have a comfortable life and understand that materialism / money is not the key to happiness.
Now is when you ask me what color my Bugatti is right? lol
>Start hanging out with some people at my new job
lol
Sub 1:30 half, hopefully.
Women are nothing but wet holes. Stop idolizing them.
Hey man that's not true! They got tits too.
This picture is satan
It represents everything that isn't real, doesn't exist for you, it's a figment of the imagination that leads you down the road to hell. It's a false road sign.
>literally me when I was still into that shit
don't know what you are talking about, bucko
>gaslighting and demoralization
>I just lazed around and cuddled with three models while eating like shit when I was a youth tee hee
Unless that's literally you in the (staged) photo, no one believes it.
What the fuck? I'm 27 and haven't even kissed a girl, yet I don't feel that there's anything unrealistic about the photo. It's just a goofy pic taken at a party.
You are right in that it's "staged" though. But as a funny pic for social media/some group chat, not to demoralize incels.
I never said it was specifically taken to "demoralize incels", I said that's what it's being used for. As evidenced per the two larpers who showed up.
>yet I don't feel that there's anything unrealistic about the photo
Even though you admitted yourself that it's completely fake?
>all these words just to cope
The picture is fake.
4 words
>isn't real, doesn't exist for you, it's a figment of the imagination
That's a lucky guy but the setting looks like a pretty normal house party man, sorry you haven't been at one.
>models
>staged
>no one believes it
Huh? They look like average teens?
I guess they were right about the improoovers, they can never really cope with the lack of the normal experiences.
>doubling down
0/10
Bros what's it like to be with two chicks at the same time?
I had a threesome with two girls and they weren't really into it and had no interest in doing anything with each other, so after the foreplay it really was just like having sex with one girl first and then with the other and there was nothing special about the sex either. You're gonna need some that are at least a little bit bi, are experienced and like "worshipping" a dude if you want it to be special. I also had a strong preference for one of the girls so I guess I may have ruined it a bit myself.
Well that's no fun. I want the "three people all having fun with each other's bodies" experience.
I want one sitting on my face and the other on my dick.
All I need is one good woman
I could run through a thousand thots and it would never satisfy my heart like the warm tender touch of my beautiful woman
Thots are temporary, love is forever.
Run regularly again (>3 days a week)
Boulder 6C consistently
Get over my fear of heights, at least a bit
I would like to start going to bed earlier and become a morning person.
1. Achieve Reeves proportions
2. Finish coding course I began by 2/28
3. Jump jobs to make 20% more
4. Build a sports betting model that wins consistently enough to justify time spent
5. No porn the entire year
6. Read 1 book / month
7. Work on deluding myself in positive ways (aka mindset shift)
WAGMI brahs.
same as last 10 years, wait until my parents die so I can stop pretending to try to be a functioning member of society whatever the fuck that means
Any year can be your year to change anon.
Losing 30-40 lbs.
Pinning my first steroid injection. I have all the stuff I need in my desk, waiting on a doctor’s visit to make sure my heart and lipids are ok
2pl8 bench and visible abs
I am going to take bigger and harder shits, and I will give them each their own name.
I'm throwing away my humanity
I don't want this thread to die.
Everything must come to an end dear anon.
1) be top 10% in company
2) max out my commissions monthly
3) hit 80kg bodyweight
4) increase average dating pool frm 6/10s to 7/10s
Everything
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