>wear glasses
>have a beard
>balding profusely
how do I pull this off without going ultra onions overload? I'm just about to roid the fuck out to compensate
>wear glasses. >have a beard. >balding profusely
>wear glasses
>have a beard
>balding profusely
how do I pull this off without going ultra onions overload? I'm just about to roid the fuck out to compensate
Just get contacts, you can choose two of these and not be onions but all three is a deadly combination
Contacts. Tbh you need hair transplants and should’ve gotten on finasteride when you had the chance to use topical or a low dose.
Buy a wig
>wig
i know this is bait, but surely there's not such pathetic self respecting man that wears one, right?
If you were srlf respecting would you feel the need to hide your body? Wigs are for hylics.
Was good enough for Burt Reynolds and Alex Trebek who both went bald late twenties.
alex trebek was not bald from his 20s... he had to wear a wig starting in 2018 when he had brain surgery, and then again during chemo for pancreatic cancer
His book says otherwise
it's clearly wrong or lying
>Autobiography is lying about… needing a wig?
If Donald Trump and Frank Sinatra can wear a toupee so can you.
Trump would look much better without the clown wig.
Right looks like an aging redditor.
Alex Jones 2
>he isn't wigmaxxing
ngmi
You have no idea how many dudes wear wigs now, and you'll never be able to tell
>get contacts
>have a short well groomed nonsơy beard
>grow hair
Some faces look better with glasses
and those faces do not include bald millennial soicucks
And all of them belong to women.
Yours is not one of them
Only women and old men look decent in glasses.
Use contacts, shave your beard or get a wig.
Longer beard, contacts/metal glasses
Just don't do the full, relatively short beard, combined with extremely thick black plastic glasses :O
>metal glasses
this is the secret.
silver or gold frames.
Aren't thin metal glasses supposed to be incel attire too? You can't win if you have myopia these days
Do a blue frame if you have blue eyes, green for green eyes, etc. Get frames that make your eye color show up
Arent longer beards more onions though?
What about a moustache with a short trimmed beard; that looks like the less onions option
Jus wear nice clothes and be well groomed. Also get some nice glasses.
Either be JL Holdsworth or shave your beard and don't get hipster glasses.
>he didn't take fin
Sad. Maybe you could try some Maori style face tattoos.
Going bald is better than going on homosexual juice. Nothing less heroic than hopping on transvestite meds.
I'm sure you look great with the bald + epic beard combo. Don't forget to post a photo on /r/bald!
I'm sure you look cute in your skirt + 5 o'clock shadow hiding cuck mask. Don't forget to upload your photo to grindr.
The fact of the matter is that I take a pill in the morning and then go about my day, experiencing no side effects.
You on the other hand go through the day obsessing about ways to make yourself look just a little bit less like a reddit loving basedmonster.
Imagine being so insecure about your body on a fitness forum. Just leave
NTA but isn't the whole point of this thread that the OP is insecure about his appearance?
The irony
This whole "fin is a tranny drug" thing you always hear by coping baldies shows such a total lack of understanding of basic human endocrinology, lmao. Finasteride literally INCREASES free testosterone by preventing the conversion to DHT. The only reason why it can have temporary estrogenic side effects in rare cases is because the body converts free testosterone into estrogen via aromatase - an effect that occurs with every increase in T levels. So the very same thing could happen to you if you just ate healthier, slept more and lost unnecessary body weight, all things that increase testosterone. You might as well say that trying to increase your T levels as a man makes you a tranny, kek
Don't go full egghead, that's what the s*yim always do. Just keep "head stubble" or something.
I don't know what advice to give about the glasses though. Either get contacts or at least wear glasses that look cool. Not hipster bullshit like wearing buddy holly glasses
>onions
Holy kek
Meant s*ym fuck the filter
>Just keep "head stubble" or something
Activate:
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He should shave his dome, those "hairs" he has left are taking him down at least one point. As handsome squidward has shown us, you only need a gigachad jawline to off-set a bald head. Statham has that.
Go full powershitter
This guy wouldn't even look soi if it wasn't for how ridiculously thick his frames are
LASIK
Had an uncle have his lasik butchered he lost an eye
Did he get any compensation?
No. Not america though so maybe not even possible here due to laws.
I think it's more about your expression and the way you carry yourself.
Contacts or don't wear shitty hipster glasses
he still looks like a niñosoja
Get a face or neck tattoo, say you got it from prison
Have a good physique and get contact lenses.
>wear contacts
>use finasteride/min, or use a hairpiece
>shave beard
Why do baldies feel the need to compensate for their hair loss with having a big beard? It's just... way too obvious what's going on in their head. Just go bald and show off your jawline peacefully
Most of them don't have a jawline.
top g bro
How do I know for sure if I'm going bald? My hairline looks the same but the past few months I've noticed my hair seems slightly different and my scalp is more visible in the front like it's thinning there. I'm almost wondering if it's all in my head though and real balding is way more obvious than this.
If you're thinking about whether you're blading or not, you're most likely balding. Go see a dermatologist.
Shit, it's over.
Try NoFap. It'll help making your hair thicker again.
the look isnt onions the personality is. dont be an estrogen filled cunt and youll be ok
This its 10000x more about how you carry yourself
Trim your beard into a van dyke. Get glasses that fit your face. There you go
Shave the beard. Beards don't look good. Glasses can be hit or miss so look up a couple pairs and see what fits. Maybe get contacts if you can and/or look better in them. If you need to have facial hair grow a goatee. If you're extremely based get a whimsical mustache/facial hair and take the steampunk pill. :]
How did he not rope lol.
He lost 3 smv
I would rope if I were bald lol
Tate has stunningly ugly eyes
tate has a subhuman face and intellect but somehow overcame all that by beating the shit out of people for a living and then farming clicks from 12 year old boys, truly a modern medical miracle
source
Saved by the car and his physique. His face looks ridiculous.
You can't fix those though
You can, you just have to answer the Bogdanoff call.
Dat nigga ain't got no chin doe
God, what a fucking homosexual
Is that Andrew Tate?
That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Luton Premier Inn. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Andrew Tate screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Tate and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Andrew Tate, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.
That nigga Tate stole my heart and drank my sneed
literally who
>Workout
>Get jacked
>Have stubble beard
>Wear contacts
>Wear nice fitting clothes
It's that easy
Get masculine looking glasses, wear clothes that properly fit you and be muscular.
what makes a frame masculine looking? I understand something like a cat eye frame would be more feminine
You can't, that's pretty much the recipe for the søybøy look
>how do I pull this off without going ultra onions overload?
It's all about your aura. And I'm not quite sure how you would fix it. I guess you have to just not be a homosexual. Patrick Stewart is an interesting example, because you can find pictures of him looking like an absolute söyboy, and then in a different picture he'll look like he's bursting at the seams with testosterone. Picrel is neither imo, but he definitely doesn't look like some söy.
looks like a söy+ or supersöy variant in that pic
>Let's take a top tier Hollywood actor as an example
Don't wear shitty thick rim glasses and lose the beard
Beard and glasses doesn't work until you're older. It just looks like a dirty/dusty combo on a younger guy, especially if they have a s 0 y face. If you want a beard, do contacts. If you want glasses, clean shave.
That's my 2 cents.
The Chad embrace and sleazemaxxing is the way to go.
I'm Fuck It with thick chevron mustache
Where's the waiter one? That one was always my favourite.
Be jacked with a thick neck. The answer is always getting jacked
Get a good frame for the glasses. Also keep your face looking masculine without glasses.
Stuble+moustache, get contacts or surgery if you really care that much. The best way to not look like a reddit soi boi is to not care and don’t do shit to cope with the fact your bald, because no one really cares.
You will need: Contacts, facial hair that balances test and good jawline, thick neck, confidence, mad pussy eating skills
Tom is attractive. test has nothing to do with looks. Idiot
the ability to grow good facial hair as well as having a nice jaw on top is a good trait?
do the chad embrace
>I'm just about to roid the fuck out to compensate
You're already going bald. Do it, homosexual.
Keep facial hair down to stubble. Any longer is jawfraud redditfag territory. Don't wear thick rim glasses, again, redditfag territory. Train your neck, don't get too lean and gaunt.
Saying this as a bald guy with facial hair.
Shave beard, keep mustache. Glasses are fine.
The beard has to be a real beard, or shave it entirely. Nolly Getgood is the closest I've seen to Chadlike with the classic Redditor setup, and even then he's on the precipice. Unless you have eyes that look more ambivalent about human life, or an enourmous jaw, this is the best you could achieve
>Unless you have eyes that look more ambivalent about human life
That's a massive part about it. The average söyboy has a very submissive and feminine look in their eyes. I'm not saying to go around frowning all the time, just don't look like a total homosexual.
>I'm not saying to go around frowning all the time
Still, you could and there's nothing wrong with that.
Ehh, you run the risk of looking like some LULZ fag trying to not look like a LULZ fag.
Get head tattoos
Also pictured,
>no glasses
>(fake) warlike mindset
Good luck with any foreseeable employment
>beta mentality on display
oh no! I won't be able to work at 7 eleven for junkies and retards to shoplift shit at 4 a.m!
You really shouldn't be working any of the jobs that require a specific look by the time you start losing hair.
Why? I'm 27 with an increasing amount of thinning. I'm employed however as a Civil Servant.
>Civil Servant
Time to go into the private sector and use all those back channels you've established to make some fucking money.
You did network extensively and compile folders of blackmail and profiles on your current and future former colleagues you can exploit to get government contracts, right?
LARP
So that's a no then. Imagine approaching 30 and still being required to look a certain way. Meanwhile I'm playing vidya in my underwear from home and getting paid for it.
>he's a work from home autist
kek, definitely won't regret that when you're older
Regret what, office gossip? Cheap coffee and bitches from HR? Pass.
Yea man that's what it's about. Enjoy it until it hits you.
I can't say that I have.
Sounds like a good motivator to not be a wagie
get a swastika tattoo on the top of your head
Shave your beard and enter gay-baby mode
Just dont have a beard
get rid of the beard and train your eyesight with eyepatches
Go for the Walter White look
Unfortunately they'll turn out looking like Hal from Malcolm in the Middle instead.
Shave off the beard and take up swimming. Then you can tell people that you shave all your body hair and head hair off because it helps with your swimming times.
Also get a conical cosmetic implant on the top of your head to go full torpedo mode
nobody outside of SwoleShack really gives a shit
live your life, prosper and have kids
Don't wear big frames, don't grow the beard out past a quarter inch, actually trim and shape the line, wear nice clothes.
The problem with the bugman look is part of it is settling into a comfortable, no effort look that makes them look unkempt. Dress sharp and your head won't really matter
Don't get bald. It's the male equivalent of hitting the wall.
The moment you hit the male wall life is over. Take fin asap.
>Take fin asap.
I'd sooner take a bullet
Get contacts and shave.
Grow it out a bit and style the goatee portion into a point, also grow out the mustache a bit if your's looks decent. Wear form fitting clothing. Wear a hat if it bothers you (I don't).
Enjoy the mires. I've caught a couple cuties full-on checking me out when on my walks. Like, completely turned to watch me then hilariously spun around the other way when they saw me look at them lol
>ANOTHER zoomer balding thread
Shave beard (or maybe keep a goatee or something, but not the full soγ beard), have hair stubble and don't wear thick-framed glasses, go for a 90's aesthetic hacker frames (you know what I mean).
>cares about not coming off as a soi
>let himself go bald
Shave eyebrows. Don't question it, just do it. Achieve psycho cunt
>the chad embrace
>get jacked and wear tight clothes
>don't wear graphic tees
You only need one.
get really good at playing bass guitar
For all the people recommending contacts here: I wear glasses but am considering switching to contacts. I’ve heard weird stories of people that fall asleep while forgetting to take off their contacts and then they have trouble taking them off or their eyes get super dried out. For some reason these stories evoke an irrational fear in me and freak me out to the point where I’m paranoid and don’t want to get them. That and also it seems to be a huge inconvenience having to remember to take them off every night and storing them in a jar of liquid. Am I just being a pussy? How much of a problem is this really?
It’s not bad.
Is this that guy that has like 15 different youtube channels?
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This dude pulls it off pretty well.
No glasses, though. Get contacts or lasic, the thing that makes you look more beta than anything are fucking glasses.
that's a woman anon
>how do I pull this off without going ultra onions overload?
The real key is to get the fuck off SwoleShack and realize that real people are not judging you based off a meme template.
that is just an internet meme
people who actually see you in real life are not the same people who spend all day on the internet and talk in memes
All about your dress. Fat bald glasses fucks tend to look like toddlers, wearing cargo shorts and a green lantern t-shirt. Be in shape, well kept beard, wear fashionable clothing (fitted button down, quality pants and belt) and people will take you seriously
stache skullet minoxidil
>stop wearing glasses
>get tattoos
>roid
>commit crimes
thugmaxxing is the only way to compensate for balding
I'm unironically going chad embrace.
I would if I wasn't thinning + unilaterally receding.
honestly doesn't look too bad but I'm only a 6' manlet and I don't have the money to wear 20 thousand dollar watches.
Shave and get contacts.
get a giant swastika tattoo on your chest and walk around shirtless
go romper stomper mode.
>Get contacts
>Shave the homosexual s.o.y pubes off your face
>Shave your head then balance a decent 1-3 day stubble
See: Jason Statham.
contacts are so much better than glasses
Alright lads. Going to be the best man in my buddy’s wedding in about 40 days and looking for any more ginger bald tips before I’m front and center. Not fit yet, but outfitted my shed with a power rack and have lost a good 35lbs in the last few months. Honestly in the best shape of my life currently. I’m not usually a beard guy, but giving it a go again. I mainly stick to 2-4mm stubble + mustache. Stop the beard or see it through and get it barber trimmed just before? This is about 3 months growth.
Also looking for input if I should just razor the dome. Been doing 3mm/#1 buzzes for a long time, so I’m mostly there anyway I guess. I’m 28 years old for reference.
Thanks fit
It’s too late, the only way out is to rope