depends what day it is, if it's tuesday or friday I'd walk to the bench press bench. Wednesdays and saturdays would be pull-up bar, sundays would be squat rack
Make sure no one is looking and spear her as hard as I can in this part of her neck with an EZ bar, paralyzing her then as her limp body stops down to the floor kick her in the head to shut her up, pick her up and place her over my shoulder and walk with her out the door, throw her in the bed of my truck and drive off to the woods, park my truck, unload her, slap her until she wakes up then play with her titties through her shirt as she comes to. When she realizes what's going on and starts screaming I'd put my hand down her pants and start rubbing her pussy. she wouldn't be able to feel anything but I'd want her to know what I'm doing so I'd get my fingers nice and wet with her pussy juice then wipe them over her face for her to smell. I'd then flip her body over and strip her naked, hard as a rock as I hear her screams. I'd fuck her pussy then pull out and nut on her face, trying to get as much of it on her nose and mouth so she sucks it up as she gasps for breath. Then I'd fuck her ass and play with her body. When I'm done I'd run her over with my truck, slowly, leaving the back tire on her back then take out my shotgun and blow her head off.
>spear her as hard as I can in this part of her neck with an EZ bar,
Nope thats not gonna happen as she is crazily strong. She can easily dumbbell press 25 kg both hands with ease
Is it just me or does anyone else feel weaker and lift less when they use TechnoGym equipment?
I feel like my lifts are much better when I'm working out in a dungeon-type gym.
You bitch. You fucking pussy bitch. Who do you think you are bro posting that sick fucking shit? You ever try to touch that girl me and boys would drop your ass.
What does it say about me that i audibly laughed at this? I always read this in the tone of some stand up comedian that is talking in an satirical way. Still, sometimes i wonder if something is broken i my brain that i laugh at that shit.
you'd kill her with a neck shot doofus. Ideally you want to aim no highter than the t1 and no lower than the l5. That way you're hopefully paralyzing at least her legs, maybe arms if lucky. I mean I guess if you're as much an expert as you sound like you are, if you struck the C7 thats pretty much guaranteed paraplegia with lowest risk of death but man I wouldnt risk it. If she's paraplegic you should be able to control the arms easy enough
I get the feeling that this is probably the type of girl that gets mad at ugly and looksmatched men for staring, even though she has intentionally fixed the back of her shirt to show off her fraudshorts-compressed ass.
I would literally stare right at her ass and imagine myself shrinking down as if I was Antman and entering into her hole and I’d say “holy sneed it smells great rn” and I’d coom all over the place and I’d crawl out of her mouth nostrils and then I’d come back out and be full size and then I’d hit my supersets like nothing a botta bing a botta boom
Turn 360 and walk away
>360
Why r u dumb?
no he's doing the moonwalk, 5head
fuck off zoomer
newfag zoomer
Lurk moar
Go be stupid somewhere else
Some things never change
dumbass
Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?
You'd be walking the same direction you zoomer retard.
Lurk more before posting moron-gay
An hero, newfag.
learn to speak proper english retard
>hurr an hero stands for suicide
i know, you still sound like a retard
nice trolling attempt, but I see right through you
you mean walk into her ass?
Get a raging erection cause I took some Cialis as a preworkout
He wouldn't if he is electron. Or any other fermion for that matter
Meant for
What if he had a raging electron from cialis
Btw I'm trans, not that it matters
It doesn't matter to YOU*
*SNIFFFFFF*
depends what day it is, if it's tuesday or friday I'd walk to the bench press bench. Wednesdays and saturdays would be pull-up bar, sundays would be squat rack
If mon/thu, cable crossover
if tues/fri, scott curl
if wed/saturday, hack machine
Make sure no one is looking and spear her as hard as I can in this part of her neck with an EZ bar, paralyzing her then as her limp body stops down to the floor kick her in the head to shut her up, pick her up and place her over my shoulder and walk with her out the door, throw her in the bed of my truck and drive off to the woods, park my truck, unload her, slap her until she wakes up then play with her titties through her shirt as she comes to. When she realizes what's going on and starts screaming I'd put my hand down her pants and start rubbing her pussy. she wouldn't be able to feel anything but I'd want her to know what I'm doing so I'd get my fingers nice and wet with her pussy juice then wipe them over her face for her to smell. I'd then flip her body over and strip her naked, hard as a rock as I hear her screams. I'd fuck her pussy then pull out and nut on her face, trying to get as much of it on her nose and mouth so she sucks it up as she gasps for breath. Then I'd fuck her ass and play with her body. When I'm done I'd run her over with my truck, slowly, leaving the back tire on her back then take out my shotgun and blow her head off.
You're dangerous. I feel bad for you. Get help
Shut up, pussy.
>touching a woman
Ngmi
Ok this is a bit much. You sure you don't live in mexico?
You are definitely on a fed watchlist now. Congrats, and enjoy the glowie gangstalkers anon.
The feds that you have to worry about find this shit hilarious
>spear her as hard as I can in this part of her neck with an EZ bar,
Nope thats not gonna happen as she is crazily strong. She can easily dumbbell press 25 kg both hands with ease
Thats 25 lbs
Wait a fucking second
Is this barbell to the face bitch that got pinned by it?
Are you really retarded enough to share pics of your gf as she works out here?
Fuckin autism has no boundaries.
god damn that bench is nice. how much do I wish my home gym had that for a million years
Where the fuck is her penis??
Is it just me or does anyone else feel weaker and lift less when they use TechnoGym equipment?
I feel like my lifts are much better when I'm working out in a dungeon-type gym.
Same for me, I think its because all the pads are weirdly shaped so you end up out of balance etc, like you're being forced into compromised positions
>no paul benis
later nerds
true!
Put me in the screencap.
That would set off the lunk alarm you idiot
she'd last like 3 mins before asphyxiating because she couldn't protect her airway
That's nice dear.
You bitch. You fucking pussy bitch. Who do you think you are bro posting that sick fucking shit? You ever try to touch that girl me and boys would drop your ass.
Nearly got a semi reading that. But you need help dude.
check'd
Keyed post
Or You just ask her for sex idk, bitch like that give it for free in some cases.
why are serial killers always such massive gays
Based. I also can't get off unless my sexual encounter meets all those meticulous requirements.
Or should i say... RAPEquirements! Hehe
Oh dear, someone stop me before I make a darn fool of myself.
hell yeah, man
you seem well adjusted
bane?
>spear her as hard as I can in this part of her neck with an EZ bar
She would die instantly, 0/10 rape fantasy. Not realistic in the slightest.
You gotta write more of these
There are tons of these actually
you have to live it
Pls post name of the preworkout you took?
One teaspoon of peanut butter, a banana, and a cup of coffee
stop i can only get so erect
Not bad
find god
don’t mind me, just visiting for my daily dose
average indian
What does it say about me that i audibly laughed at this? I always read this in the tone of some stand up comedian that is talking in an satirical way. Still, sometimes i wonder if something is broken i my brain that i laugh at that shit.
It says that you're one of the few people who laugh at "the aristocrats" joke.
Which I didn't find it that funny.
Sir, I can only coom so much
Digits and you get raped in your fat ass instead for writing this mess
Seems like he’s raping you
The funny part is women are gonna read this through a little meme page and find it arousing lol
>autistic womxn screeching
you'd kill her with a neck shot doofus. Ideally you want to aim no highter than the t1 and no lower than the l5. That way you're hopefully paralyzing at least her legs, maybe arms if lucky. I mean I guess if you're as much an expert as you sound like you are, if you struck the C7 thats pretty much guaranteed paraplegia with lowest risk of death but man I wouldnt risk it. If she's paraplegic you should be able to control the arms easy enough
Let me guess: you’re white
yeah same
visualize actualize realize
Jesus fucking christ. I was kinda waiting for a post like this.
Damn bro, and i thought i had some pretty sick ideas.
lelelelel
Same as every trip to the gym. Only make eye contact with the floor or ceiling and hope that there are no influencers with cameras.
Buried by Anon's autism, but this one is great.
I legitimately have no chance of attracting women and I want to know how do I forget about them.
Remember they all get old. Look at old women. You don’t want to fuck 90% of them. These young thots all turn into that old hag. Literally all of them.
>Look at old women. You don’t want to fuck 90% of them.
Imagine not being Franklinpilled in the year of our Lord (45^2)-4
Remove pants then lick butthole
Hey, o do t know if you are new around here or not. This forum is anti-analingus. Please refrain from such obscenity.
Get to my fucking workout you weirdos
Made for big white incel cock.
It pisses me off that I'm with a Latina sometimes, I want a white girl. But I guess grass is always greener
heh im with the whitest country girl, and i cant stop fantasizing about shiny black haired sweaty beaners
I think we'll just never be content
It's called strange pussy phenomenon
Roll my eyes and shake my head.
MADE FOR _ _ _
Shut up, gay.
Walk up to the squat rack, load up 5pl8 and start repping out without paying any mind to the thot
test
I get the feeling that this is probably the type of girl that gets mad at ugly and looksmatched men for staring, even though she has intentionally fixed the back of her shirt to show off her fraudshorts-compressed ass.
I'll come inside.
Try not to stare. Work out but sneak a peek her and then, like i always do.
Test
>hey bby girl, need a spot?
Same thing I always do... some cardio then head to the sauna to rapebait guys who are post workout horny
Take a mental screenshot and jerk off to it later, but apparently somebody else already took a photo so I don't have to. Thanks OP.
i see girls like this every day bro
its called living in southern california
flyovers cant handle LA beauty standards
I would literally stare right at her ass and imagine myself shrinking down as if I was Antman and entering into her hole and I’d say “holy sneed it smells great rn” and I’d coom all over the place and I’d crawl out of her mouth nostrils and then I’d come back out and be full size and then I’d hit my supersets like nothing a botta bing a botta boom
Get in
Get my sniff
Get out
Her ass is kinda small yet it looks very breedable? Why is that IST? Would you prefer an ass like this or a moron tier ass?
SNIFFA
drag her screaming into the bathroom where I'd remove her shorts and suck her butthole hard until something comes out
R4YP