>zealot dyel keeps pestering the newbies at the gym with his demoralizing sermons >tipped the gaurds a few septums and whispers >they nodded >he should be taken care of in the next few days
>been eating conjured chicken breasts for half a year now, bought on the cheap from the lockerroom conjuror. >he fucking dies >15 minutes later all my gains are gone.
personally I'm a bazette fan. I like how she was willing to beat children to death in prisma illya, though the luck of the irish is real, whole story of fsn came about because she sent cu away to kill the guy who would have reported anything bad happening to them to the mage org, before getting killed herself.
>be 6' skellymode warlock >barwench says jacked guys are hot >commit to getting swole >patron is a cardiofag and shrinks me
sent to the pit of manletdictum
>out of the corner of my eye catch gym MILF (Mage I’d Like to Fug) staring at me and biting her lip while she’s wear a ring of X-ray vision.
WAGMI bros
Nah. Zoomers are all discussing sarms in the lockers. Like those for 300 euro are good but expensive. They don't even know the names of those research chemicals and call it vitamins.
There’s no such thing as a mage gym you made that up
>zealot dyel keeps pestering the newbies at the gym with his demoralizing sermons
>tipped the gaurds a few septums and whispers
>they nodded
>he should be taken care of in the next few days
>never been invited to a mage gym
Is this a hidden scene in Sengoku Rance?
Fsn my dude
>he doesnt recognize rin
>in need of water after finishing tough set
>gym mage refuses to trade
wtf is this guys problem?
>been eating conjured chicken breasts for half a year now, bought on the cheap from the lockerroom conjuror.
>he fucking dies
>15 minutes later all my gains are gone.
Why is magic so fickle, bros?
>be oathsworn paladin
>forced to kill another rogue who didn't put the weights back
I just want to lift in peace
>powerlifter gym priest refuses to give me absolution after doing cardio
>dyel mage casting low gravity spell on the bar
>chad mage casting high gravity spells on all the weights
>gym alchemist claims he's natty
is Tohsaka your waifu?
personally I'm a bazette fan. I like how she was willing to beat children to death in prisma illya, though the luck of the irish is real, whole story of fsn came about because she sent cu away to kill the guy who would have reported anything bad happening to them to the mage org, before getting killed herself.
I dont go to the gym I do 200 pushups every morning in the taiga dojo
BASED bazette chad
>be 6' skellymode warlock
>barwench says jacked guys are hot
>commit to getting swole
>patron is a cardiofag and shrinks me
sent to the pit of manletdictum
>out of the corner of my eye catch gym MILF (Mage I’d Like to Fug) staring at me and biting her lip while she’s wear a ring of X-ray vision.
WAGMI bros
OHOHOHOHO
EVEN AS YOU DEVOLVE INTO A ROIDTRANNY, I STILL MOG YOU
>try to deadlift
>the gym necromancer keeps reviving them
undeadlifting just isn't the same
>tfw started using crest worms
I'm still considered natty right?
>Goldschmidt dealing snake oil
VVWWWV
Nah. Zoomers are all discussing sarms in the lockers. Like those for 300 euro are good but expensive. They don't even know the names of those research chemicals and call it vitamins.