>Walk in to Planet Fitness
>6 trillion machines nobody uses
>All 4 smith machines in use, not that I want that crap anyway
>Entire population of my city crowding around the dumbbells
>Reasonable amount of treadmills
I fucking hate Planny Effs
>Walk in to Planet Fitness. >6 trillion machines nobody uses
I despise women
same
I do my quick workout at planet Pizza.
At night, there's almost no one there.
Any equipment they don't have, I supplement at my work's mini gym.
Not bad for $11 a month.
It's like a gym subsidized by fat ppl who enver use it.
LARPing retard who doesn't know about Planet Fatness's annual fees.
>annual fees
It's like $3 extra a month if you want to get anal about it.
Wow $14, crazy money, that's like 3% of my monthly passive income
>Passive income
Sorry beta male, but I’m always active
Active income, that's like wage Cucking right?
>It's like a gym subsidized by fat ppl who enver use it.
Its the most ingenious business model I think I have ever seen.
>right, red pants woman
SNIFFFFFFFFF
>use small boomer owned gym in town
>usually only like 3 other boomers in there all using machines and <5kg dumbbells
>never had to wait for using squat rack or deadlift station ever
>never had to wait for dumbbells
>I’m not even close to beastmode but still mog most people there with my average lifts
Feels good man.
Based. My gym is full of boomers who never use the barbells. Thanks gym boomers
What a dystopian looking nightmare.
Mate I don't think you know what that word means, and if you really are getting a panic attack at this shit you're in for a world of hurt after you leave mom's basement
Even without the moral critique its still shit.
Cope gay.
Your safe space looks dystopian as fuk. The way all the equipment, walls and floor look the same. Everything the same. Some 1984 shit. Im surprised they dont dress all the brap hogs and sodomites in the same cattle costume. Enjoy your pizza.
>go to PF this morning
>only gym within a ten minute drive and only one within twenty minute drive that isn’t 50+ per month
>finish workout and leave
>walk towards car
>homeless dude makes a b line towards me yelling “SIR”
>walk back into gym and wait it out
>the homeless gym boss attacks right as you leave
this is me in East LA every morning.
>PF the butt of jokes for it's entire lifetime
>well known for normies who lift once a month and old gay boomers cruising for sex
>still joins and goes anyways
>gets upset
haha
>YOU BELONG
some cult shit
My gym is closed down this week and I’ve been using the day passes with different emails every day to use this place. What a shit gym, for real