If you want to >murica this thread then it might interest you to know that dude in OP is the unironically-brain-damaged guy who's probably going to be a senator next year because trump inexplicably endorsed a sleazy talk show host who shilled for child sex change surgeries to run against him.
High school football coach/ phys ed teacher. Basically a job where you at least teach and drill a bunch of kids exercises as your only exercise, so you get fat top on lean legs.
>be son of rich executive >go to ivy league school >move to destitute town in downtrodden rustbelt >wear "working mans uniform" of too-clean carhart shit fits. >get "elected" to mayors office of small destitute town >literally never be seen doing anything >have bitch ethnic wife extort local business owners for gibs to local heroin addicts >have bitch ethnic wife try to stir up racial issues during summer of love >get elected to state government >try to run for federal office >have stroke
Oy vey what could it be?
He has the physiognomy and dress code of a libertarian conspiracy theorist type like Alex Jones or Jessi Ventura. Isn't he like some normie democrat though?
No.
Norf lad burger edition
Its over..
Was he deliberately trying to look like that guy from DeHispanicable Me?
He’s a fatass tub of goo with rail thin legs literally how is this achievable
>ss will have you lookin like a t-rex brah!
ffs murica
If you want to >murica this thread then it might interest you to know that dude in OP is the unironically-brain-damaged guy who's probably going to be a senator next year because trump inexplicably endorsed a sleazy talk show host who shilled for child sex change surgeries to run against him.
You are fucked in the head
What part was incorrect?
Not the guy you're responding too, but you are unfortunately correctly assessing the situation. Can only hope fman has another stroke.
I didn’t say any of it was incorrect
I didn’t even read it all
You’re still fucked in the head
>when you skip lower body adipose distribution day
High school football coach/ phys ed teacher. Basically a job where you at least teach and drill a bunch of kids exercises as your only exercise, so you get fat top on lean legs.
Cushing Syndrome
>be son of rich executive
>go to ivy league school
>move to destitute town in downtrodden rustbelt
>wear "working mans uniform" of too-clean carhart shit fits.
>get "elected" to mayors office of small destitute town
>literally never be seen doing anything
>have bitch ethnic wife extort local business owners for gibs to local heroin addicts
>have bitch ethnic wife try to stir up racial issues during summer of love
>get elected to state government
>try to run for federal office
>have stroke
Oy vey what could it be?
He has the physiognomy and dress code of a libertarian conspiracy theorist type like Alex Jones or Jessi Ventura. Isn't he like some normie democrat though?
seethe