>try juicing a lemon in lemon squeezing device. >break the device with my grip strength

>try juicing a lemon in lemon squeezing device
>break the device with my grip strength
have I made it?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no youre just retarded

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no you just purchase cheap chinese plastic crap

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no you just purchase cheap chinese plastic crap

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you "made it", just sqeeze with your hands and stop buying useless shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but then the seeds fall into whatever I'm squeezing into

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so? what do you thinks gonna happen if you swallow a lemon seed? You think a tree is gonna grow out of your ass?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          seeds are toxic

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you shit them out whole you dum dum

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This. We don't rail against seed oil for nothing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was making mayonnaise. seeds don't belong in there

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Squeeze them elsewhere, then filter the crude juice into whatever you want to add it to

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One hand squeezes lemon
        One hand holds the sieve
        Seedless juice passes through
        You CAN squeeze a lemon with one hand, right Anon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. Buy a hand gyro, and if you can make it skip from going too fast, then you're getting somewhere.

        Use a strainer when you squeeze it.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://voca.ro/1iDMvsOq0mK3

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not buying a chieftains of squash lemon juicer

    ngmi.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not simply pissing your lemons gay

      hahaha JOKE COMEDY

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why don't you get one of these?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just chinesium.
    I have already broken two garlic presses, even though they were made from steel. But yea, I have strong forearms.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Happened to me with the metal garlic crisher thingy. These things just break easily.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have I made it
    no a chink did

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no a chink did
      Hee hee hee oh hee hee hee hee good show

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No it was probably made by some 5 year old Chinese factory worker. You did break it though.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    protip
    microwave lemons/limes for 20 or 30 seconds before juicing for maximum liquid gains

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No those things are just dogshit. Happened to me with our garlic press too

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