tl;dr college professor publicly roasted me for being obese. >Philosophy lecture

tl;dr college professor publicly roasted me for being obese

>Philosophy lecture
>Professor says Camus was being nihilistic
>Make a bad argument about sisyphus because I'm exasperated at his shit take
>Professor says "Not by a long shot. Now apply that level of reductionism to your calorie intake and you'll be able to fit in one seat."
>Whole lecture hall bursts out laughing
>People I don't fucking know laughing at me
>People I don't fucking know talking about me
>People sharing the video on social media

Before you say it I've been trying really hard to lose weight, I go to the gym, I do my research. Matter of fact is I have ADHD and stopping eating is near impossible for me. It kills me on the daily that I haven't weighed under 300 lbs since I was 18.

Surely I can get this old fucking asshole fired? This shits ruined my self esteem and I don't even want to go back in on Monday

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Report him, get him fired. And sue the college, make some money from this incident.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      teacher did nothing wrong

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO he BTFOd your fatass

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based professor
    Get on stims, they help adhd and make you less hungry

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doc offered me but I'm hesitating, I already get out of breath I don't want to fucking die

      sharing the video on social media
      Link to video?

      no. it's humiliating. I want it gone. not like one of you won't find it on tiktok in the next 5 minutes

      Good
      This should motivate you, roly poly

      why do you retards not realize bitterness and misery doesn't motivate anyone? I know you're sitting at your PC thinking you'll gain motivation any second now from destroying your self esteem over and over like your dad did but I ain't falling down that pit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do this

        Beat his ass, show him the power of the permabloat then get shredded

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Except i have gotten lean this year chock a block
        I went from overfat to lean and gained muscle. I had a huge gut and a fat face.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sharing the video on social media
    Link to video?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this or else fake and gay

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trying really hard to lose weight
    >300 lbs
    Lol lmao if you were serious you’d just lose weight instead of trying to sue someone over hurt feeling.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How about I wrap a spiked baseball bat around your head?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My feelings are hurt now I’m suing!

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good
    This should motivate you, roly poly

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beat his ass, show him the power of the permabloat then get shredded

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He called you out for being a fat retard, which you are.
    How about you stop eating food? Don't eat less, just stop entirely.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely can't tell if this thread is filled with gullible newfags or other retards playing along

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm on the clock, I get paid to be stupid.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And that how SwoleShack degrades the quality of your mind over time.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >apply that level of reductionism to your calorie intake and you'll be able to fit in one seat
    Read this in a grentext before
    So sad this is fake

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    image paying $123456 to sit in a classroom and listen to some psudeo-intellectual homosexual talk about ancient capeshit characters.
    Philosophycels have to be the biggest pretentious try-hards around

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It may seem like that but it's extremely important. Think about ethics, aesthetics, logic and how that touches every other academic field.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's for queers
        Take STEM classes and lift

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its still important to STEM

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cope that stuff is a waste of time in reality. You think engineers decide what they work on? Nah the executives make those decisions and they’re business men. It’s important to business not STEM.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      subhuman take
      t. STEM student and 105kgx10 bench

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your professor gave you a good roast. Laugh at it, give him some cred for being cool. People will like you a lot more. Everyone gets roasted and laughed at some point. What separates the dull retards from the rest is that they can't take it while cool people can.

    Keep your weight loss up, think of a good comeback to give him after you lost the weight.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nuSwoleShack doesn't recognize this copypasta

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fit is a place where anons come to leave SwoleShack forever so it makes sence most of us are newblood

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Im gonna go larp as a BTFO fatty on a board that hates fatties.

    This thread is an iq test, reply and you have failed

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He gagged you bad

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People sharing the video on social media
    If you report him he'll get fired. The fact that people managed to record this means he's ultra fucked.
    In my high school 3 teachers got fired in one year for roasting students.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fired in one year for roasting students.
      were they Hamas working at a israeli school?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Germany

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People sharing the video on social media
    Well?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Air hostess said the same to me on a Delta flight, maybe I'll get her fired.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fat people should just stay quiet until they lose weight. Nothing more infuriating than someone saying something retarded and when you turn around to see who said that shit it's a fat lard elemental piece of shit. I want to get up and swing a metal chair at your pudgy face.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Racist

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >obese
    >redditor
    >mentally ill
    >retard
    holy shit have a nice day

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