make you look like low life trash everywhere except the gym. And the kind with giant arm holes going down to the waist look retarded everywhere. Wish I could find the screencap of the thread with an anon pointing out how they were the male equivalent of girls wearing skin tight pants
pathetic losers
if you hate tanks you don't belong on IST
make you look like low life trash everywhere except the gym. And the kind with giant arm holes going down to the waist look retarded everywhere. Wish I could find the screencap of the thread with an anon pointing out how they were the male equivalent of girls wearing skin tight pants
make you look like low life trash everywhere except the gym. And the kind with giant arm holes going down to the waist look retarded everywhere. Wish I could find the screencap of the thread with an anon pointing out how they were the male equivalent of girls wearing skin tight pants
dyel cope
I started wearing them to the gym and I'm never going back. Much more comfortable; especially for cardio. I should have started wearing them sooner, but I let my insecurities get in the way.
make you look like low life trash everywhere except the gym. And the kind with giant arm holes going down to the waist look retarded everywhere. Wish I could find the screencap of the thread with an anon pointing out how they were the male equivalent of girls wearing skin tight pants
I wear tank tops almost all the time because they're comfy and look good on me. I was made fun of for wearing a tank top only ONCE in my entire life by one of my bros for being a skelly dyel way back in high school.
Ever since I got kinda big (~200lbs, 17 inch arms, bretty okay shoulders), I get mires and sometimes people compliment my physique. I also get a fuckton of mires by hobos, gay guys and older guys. When I hang out with women and their gay friends, someone always wants to touch my body too.
So overall my experience with tank tops is that they're based, 9/10 piece of clothing for me.
make you look like low life trash everywhere except the gym. And the kind with giant arm holes going down to the waist look retarded everywhere. Wish I could find the screencap of the thread with an anon pointing out how they were the male equivalent of girls wearing skin tight pants
doesn't work when your hair is brown and it's obvious you removed it in like 2 hours. better off just accepting you're a hairy fuck or getting laser hair removal
for a few hours, never seen it last longer than that and im not about to nair my body every fucking day. it's weird as fuck to have no arm air or to have arm hair that just stops as it gets to your upper arms, shoulders, and chest
>bought a couple tanktops thinking I'd wear them to work out on intense full body days >wife says I'm not allowed to wear them outside the house because I look like a fucking slut
They're so comfortable, it's not fair
I love to wear digustingly low stringers because fuck clothing norms and its fucking hot out. My girlfriend calls me a slut then we fuck and I live my life
>wife says I'm not allowed to wear them
beta male: the post. you know why they call tank tops "wife beaters" anon, you need to show your bitch who's the boss
What he should've said to her is: "If you behave like a good girl, I might consider leaving them at home." Then whenever she steps out of line, don't say a thing and leave with a tanktop.
What he should do is just wear whatever the fuck he wants. My gf wanted me to stop wearing leggings because everyone could see my bulge. Did I stop? No. Not listening to women makes them more attracted to you, not less. Women hate submissive men, they want to be dominated.
Hes been in the exact same shape since forever, hasnt really made any big changes in terms of size or leanness and has mostly just maintained what he always had
You underestimate the complexities of Chechen tribalism and the honour they put upon respecting/avenging (rival Chechens killed him after he sided with Ruskies, so now Kady is stuck supporting that position)
Are we seriously gonna have to start dressing and acting like this once his new movie comes out? I was kind of getting used to my Grey Man look and personality
bleaching hair is awful and can fuck you up in long term
if you want to get into prettyboymode, get highlights like pic related, dye getting to your scalp sucks and damages your hair
Never wear them anywhere unless you are so lean and or jacked that you have visible tricep/rear delt seperation. Otherwise, you just have fatceps and are a disgrace.
You are in a FOREST and there is a PILE of wood behind you.
Instead you choose to awkwardly hunch over and dull your axe.
It's okay, I'm sure lots of people still respect men who don't take care of their tools.
I'm not chopping logs on a pile of already chopped wood. I sharpened the axe after, the only other place to set the logs upright was a flat rock, I'd rather dull the blade than chip it, the trees we were cutting were not big enough to make good enough stumps to place the logs on, and I wasn't going to carry all of the wood to go find some random stump in the woods, a soft patch of dirt worked fine, fight me lol.
Since I'm a dyel, tank tops are the only way I can show off my leanness without being shirtless. Also I have nice shoulders so I get complimented pretty regularly if I wear a tank top. Only downside is people think I'm gay since I have no gf...I also get hit on by gays in the gym.
My tinder profile pic is me in a tanktop while hiking and I get a lot of comments on my muscles even though I'm dyel by IST standards.
Also, everything this anon said applies to me too
I'm too hairy for a tanktop, I'd have to shave my shoulders. I'm not interested in doing that unless I'm not popping my shirt off at the beach or when I'm getting ready to lay pipe
>or very casual settings
What are examples of that?
I wear it when I go to the gym, groceries shopping, and once when I went to a breakfast restaurant with my friends on a hot august morning
Around the house, yard work, chilling with the bros at someone's house. Grocery shopping you can get away with it because people basically wear pajamas to the store. Unless your "breakfast restaurant" was McDonald's you probably should have put on something with sleeves.
They're to me what you could wear whenever it would also be socially acceptable go to shirtless. So for example in a park I might take my shirt off and wear a tanktop instead.
I wore them (and the mentioned sloppy metal t-shirts with cut out sleeves) when I was fat, and I since I'm lean and have nice shoulders now, I do it even more.
In fact, I'm wearing a black one with a punk band logo right now while shitposting at work. No one dares to say anything.
I didn't start wearing them until I got sufficiently fit, because I was a skinny guy and they always look like shit on skinny dudes imo. But now? I wear them all the time when its warm, they look nice if you're fit, and t-shirts feel oppressive in the heat once you get used to tank tops. Nothing like stringers ever though, those just make you look like a massive tool in my opinion.
Tank tops are much better for working out than t shirts. You don’t have to worry about sleeves and puts being too tight, you can focus entirely on the exercise.
They’re also good for running, but shirtless running is even better, peak comfy.
When I get a home gym I’ll work out naked exclusively, the ancients had it right from the start.
normies for some reason LOVE Slayer merch, I've probably seen more Slayer shirts than Metallica in the wild
1 year ago
Anonymous
Slayer have that edgy satanic look on much of their merch, might be the reason?
1 year ago
Anonymous
I guess, it's not like they had some huge, semi-mainstream hits other than Raining Blood and maybe Angel of Death
1 year ago
Anonymous
damn it, why am I such a fucking npc, its not even le stranger things I've genuinely loved them for most of my life, first 4 albums are dope, the rest apart from a few cherrypicked songs can fuck off but idk man, it scratches that itch for me, always get self conscious about liking them as irl no one but peoples dads like metallica
1 year ago
Anonymous
>mfw I live rent free in someone's head
Feels good man. But there's nothing wrong with liking something popular, or something that peoples dads (or whatever other group) like.
1 year ago
Anonymous
is the true solution to just embrace my inner metallica and stop giving a fuck?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Sounds good to me.
>inb4 ridiculed in public for a Metallica tank top
Beach, boating, pool, gym, park, maybe hiking or something. Also wearing ironically for the luls. Ohh and the entire state of florida. > these are acceptable use cases
Gay
either you are high bf or dyel. tank tops are patricial if you look like you lift
Oh sorry, I meant to say closet gays and men feeling insecure about more than just their own body.
being afraid of how you’re perceived wearing a tank top is insecurity in itself
I'm high bodyfat but wear tanktops.
pathetic losers
if you hate tanks you don't belong on IST
coping dyel fatceps
women have eyes too
dyel cope
I started wearing them to the gym and I'm never going back. Much more comfortable; especially for cardio. I should have started wearing them sooner, but I let my insecurities get in the way.
They make me feel sexy and also
I wear tank tops almost all the time because they're comfy and look good on me. I was made fun of for wearing a tank top only ONCE in my entire life by one of my bros for being a skelly dyel way back in high school.
Ever since I got kinda big (~200lbs, 17 inch arms, bretty okay shoulders), I get mires and sometimes people compliment my physique. I also get a fuckton of mires by hobos, gay guys and older guys. When I hang out with women and their gay friends, someone always wants to touch my body too.
So overall my experience with tank tops is that they're based, 9/10 piece of clothing for me.
>tank top
>thanks top
Gay
make you look like low life trash everywhere except the gym. And the kind with giant arm holes going down to the waist look retarded everywhere. Wish I could find the screencap of the thread with an anon pointing out how they were the male equivalent of girls wearing skin tight pants
Jokes on you I wear skin tight pants and a tank top. Must suck to be so insecure.
Hey, if you dont let some anons influence your clothing attire, how will you IST in?
Lmao
Tanks are fine with a casual outfit if you have the arms for em. Stringers are always gay as fuck.
>35°C outside
>"NOO YOU CAN'T WEAR COMFORTABLE CLOTHING THAT LOOKS GOOD ON YOU THAT'S WROOOONG"
You have clearly never lived in a tropical or summer climate
>anon pointing out how they were the male equivalent of girls wearing skin tight pants
So you mean they're extremely sexy.
>they were the male equivalent of girls wearing skin tight pants
That's the point, retard. Showing off your body.
Only DYELs and fat fuck bloatlords hate on vests/tank tops.
You're like fat girls seething about crop tops lmao.
i like them because they allow me to passively mog dyels
Not everyone can pull it off and look good
I wear them around the house. My arms and back are so hairy I can’t wear them in public. Yes it is pussy self consciousness, I can’t get over it.
just get rid of the hair
I put nair on my back and trim my arms up a bit
doesn't work when your hair is brown and it's obvious you removed it in like 2 hours. better off just accepting you're a hairy fuck or getting laser hair removal
I'm ethnically greek, nair works fine. Just smells a bit.
for a few hours, never seen it last longer than that and im not about to nair my body every fucking day. it's weird as fuck to have no arm air or to have arm hair that just stops as it gets to your upper arms, shoulders, and chest
Chad hairy italian grandpa is best aesthethic anon
>bought a couple tanktops thinking I'd wear them to work out on intense full body days
>wife says I'm not allowed to wear them outside the house because I look like a fucking slut
They're so comfortable, it's not fair
the sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a tank top
And know how to cook
>letting your wife slutshame you
I love to wear digustingly low stringers because fuck clothing norms and its fucking hot out. My girlfriend calls me a slut then we fuck and I live my life
>wife says I'm not allowed to wear them
beta male: the post. you know why they call tank tops "wife beaters" anon, you need to show your bitch who's the boss
post body
and then your girlfriend go for the girls night at a club with a sports bra and a mini skirt.
>sports bra to a club
is this girlfriend a sims character
that you dressed yourself lul
grow a pair man
>wife says I'm not allowed to wear them
This better be bait, you fucking cuck.
most based woman on the planet holy shit
>letting your woman boss you around and tell you what to wear is based
This board really is filled with gays and betas.
It's a good thing she wants to mate guard, but ofc you should do whatever you want
What he should've said to her is: "If you behave like a good girl, I might consider leaving them at home." Then whenever she steps out of line, don't say a thing and leave with a tanktop.
Yeah no that's gay.
t. beta
What he should do is just wear whatever the fuck he wants. My gf wanted me to stop wearing leggings because everyone could see my bulge. Did I stop? No. Not listening to women makes them more attracted to you, not less. Women hate submissive men, they want to be dominated.
She's trying to mate guard you, based
Based wife, just do it anyway and remind her they’re for her while your using her like a mid century plow in the bed.
>HARD manual labor.
Is goose natty?
He probably is tbh
Hes been in the exact same shape since forever, hasnt really made any big changes in terms of size or leanness and has mostly just maintained what he always had
I wear them around the house, when I'm cutting the grass or doing other yardwork, etc.
I wear them in the gym because I sweat like a pig. Don't really give a shit how I look like
Free vitamin D and i don’t have hairy shoulders or horrendous body odor. Plus who gives a fuck wear whatever you want
I recently moved to Taiwan and I was almost forced to wear them due to temperatures of 34ºC with high humidity.
They're based if you're actually in good shape, but most guys who wear them aren't
Beginners who just started lifting a month ago and think they're huge always wear them, in which case they're mega cringe
I like 'em.
kill
God I fucking hate twinks so much.
this such a cuck gay
how could you simp for someone who massacred your people
You underestimate the complexities of Chechen tribalism and the honour they put upon respecting/avenging (rival Chechens killed him after he sided with Ruskies, so now Kady is stuck supporting that position)
Killed his dad*
are hawthorn and aspen the same thing? I thought you killed vampires with aspen stakes.
Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
I'm not sure but these guys might be gay
How does the shape of their thighs change?
I like them, its hot here and they are comfy.
My girlfriend doesn't like when I wear them but wont tell me why.
Other girls miring you just dont notice it
Are we seriously gonna have to start dressing and acting like this once his new movie comes out? I was kind of getting used to my Grey Man look and personality
Kek it's a based look
I'm 100% bleaching my hair and getting the outfit
>Life is precious, don't waste it
Says the lifer
bleaching hair is awful and can fuck you up in long term
if you want to get into prettyboymode, get highlights like pic related, dye getting to your scalp sucks and damages your hair
I know a guy that works with geeksquad at Best Buy that can jailbreak your court ordered ignition lock DUI breathalyzer for $50
I don't think I can bleach my hair and keep my job, I'm NGMI Barbie-bros
What job is it lol? I work as a java developer and work doesnt give a fuck how I look, I even showed up with my hair pink before lmao.
I've had a few other jobs in the past too and they didnt care either
i mean, that’s typical when you’re serving coffee haha!
They care, trust me. They just don't want to risk you going all LGBT LAWSUIT MY BODY MY CHOICE on them
Just do it. Most likely they won't fire you.
where do you buy KEN KEN KEN KEN briefs?
>start
>implying I'm not already there
They're cool but I'm too dyel to wear them tbh
Never wear them anywhere unless you are so lean and or jacked that you have visible tricep/rear delt seperation. Otherwise, you just have fatceps and are a disgrace.
I wear them and I'm an invisible Hispanic manlet so I can get away with wearing anything seeth more
>invisible
how did you into this mode??
can you switch it on and off
you're born with it son you either got it or you don't
who fucking cares
wear whatever you want
I get mires from girls/guys when I wear them but I don’t wear them often because I usually have a shoulder pimple
tank tops are fun and easy to wear, plus I get more mires in them
Still splitting directly into the dirt I see.
Seriously. Set them on a stump.
there wasnt a good stump you boomers
You are in a FOREST and there is a PILE of wood behind you.
Instead you choose to awkwardly hunch over and dull your axe.
It's okay, I'm sure lots of people still respect men who don't take care of their tools.
I'm not chopping logs on a pile of already chopped wood. I sharpened the axe after, the only other place to set the logs upright was a flat rock, I'd rather dull the blade than chip it, the trees we were cutting were not big enough to make good enough stumps to place the logs on, and I wasn't going to carry all of the wood to go find some random stump in the woods, a soft patch of dirt worked fine, fight me lol.
>writing all this to please some nerd complaining about what you're doing
Just ignore him man
>85 words
you are right though, I got dubs on that whine post so kek is with me lol
cry about it lmao who gives a shit?
That poor Fiskars does, do your job properly you cunt
Did you ever fuck your cousin or whoever that was miring you?
Since I'm a dyel, tank tops are the only way I can show off my leanness without being shirtless. Also I have nice shoulders so I get complimented pretty regularly if I wear a tank top. Only downside is people think I'm gay since I have no gf...I also get hit on by gays in the gym.
My tinder profile pic is me in a tanktop while hiking and I get a lot of comments on my muscles even though I'm dyel by IST standards.
Also, everything this anon said applies to me too
>he doesn't use compliments from gay guys to fuel his narcissism
you'll learn
Most comfortable thing next to being topless. Makes nerds from rebbit seethe too so that's cool.
quads of truth
Based and 4 pilled, random digit cucks are seething with sweat trapped on their armpits
at least for the US, if you're on the west coast everyone wears them, east coast only gays do
I'm too hairy for a tanktop, I'd have to shave my shoulders. I'm not interested in doing that unless I'm not popping my shirt off at the beach or when I'm getting ready to lay pipe
I used to be that way but that's just being lazy. It takes like 20 minutes to do it, and then you are always ready to be shirtless.
one day I will get this
I have it and enjoy wearing it to planet fitness. Have not yet managed to set off the alarm but that's probably because I don't cause actual problems
Can only be worn in athletic or very casual settings. And only if you have good arms. Otherwise, they're cringe.
>or very casual settings
What are examples of that?
I wear it when I go to the gym, groceries shopping, and once when I went to a breakfast restaurant with my friends on a hot august morning
Around the house, yard work, chilling with the bros at someone's house. Grocery shopping you can get away with it because people basically wear pajamas to the store. Unless your "breakfast restaurant" was McDonald's you probably should have put on something with sleeves.
Obeying arbitrary social norms is so heckin epic bro haha!
They signal understanding of basic etiquette and therefor self preservation
Same reason a naked homeless guy with garden gnomeS!? written on his stomach approaching you is frightening except to a much lesser extent
All things have a reason, natural human behaviour isnt arbitrary
nah you’re just an insecure fag trying to be all philosophical lol no one cares what you wear brainwashed fag only boomers live with that mindset
>no one cares what you wear
You must be 17 and/or extremely low class.
weak ass bait go diddle some kids or something with your free time it’s more productive than this
>it's bait to assert that people will judge you and it's a reflection of your class based on what you wear
Cope, trailer trash.
>t. 17 year old trailer trash
Epic.
Are you saying you're actually a ghetto moron and not trailer trash? I don't think that's better, sweaty.
Only the monkey one is acceptable
How much do you think the goose can bench?
All the feels
Ok this may be kind of based but I don’t care about what I wear to the gym or what other men wear to the gym
In the gym: worn by either dyel thinks or dudes who eat tren-bologna sandwiches each meal
Out of the gym: mix of people
"Everyone bigger than me is on roids" energy right here.
its currently 102 where I live, tanks are essential
AZ?
>answer is 4231 by the way
i’d put 2 above 4 solely because i like that quirky Harley Quinn look eyes
what filter did you use for this?
none. just a photo app that can alter skin tone
it's funny how much better they all look when they're white kek
Chandler crew checking in. Go to Mountainside on Alma School and Germann.
nice I knew it, I'm at the LA fitness on Palm and Scottsdale, maybe our paths will cross one day fellow desert anon
I hate it here
Where to buy good quality tank tops in Europe? I got a couple from H&M and they're trash quality even if they look gooz
Yes if you have wide shoulders.
Why is this the cutest thing I’ve ever seen though? Straight men need to learn from this man.
we try, ok? He makes it look easy
I live in Mississippi so I just go shirtless and shoeless unless I'm going to work.
I live in rhode island and I wear tshirts 🙂
Its cheap and feels comfy to wear, i just buy a bulk of 20 for 40$ from china
>grow beard
>naturally hairy body
>bulk hard
>wear wife beaters at the dollar store
>get guaranteed attention from single mothers every time
I hate tank tops because I'm not muscular enough to wear one yet.
Get big brah. Tank tops are the bees knees. My pits cannot handle the prison that is sleeves
dyel as fuck
I take shits bigger than you gays
aww dont be mad bb come on, show me your bussy baby. ill make u feel so good.
twink twig
Looking good brah, most fit gays don't even lift so pay no heed to these scrawny jealous boys
You're a big guy
I wish I could wear one and not look retarded. I am fat.
They make me feel naked & exposed. I don’t like it.
I wear tanktops because I sweat like a moron during summer, also to show off gains
They're to me what you could wear whenever it would also be socially acceptable go to shirtless. So for example in a park I might take my shirt off and wear a tanktop instead.
I have acne on my shoulders so its a no go, trying to tweak it, also hairy shoulders
No.
If it's over 80 degrees out I will wear a T-shirt, but that's the least amount of clothing I'm willing to wear.
Comphy, doesn’t have to be nice, just don’t be an armlet and have some shoulders. Ladies love it almost as much as they love a suit.
I wore them (and the mentioned sloppy metal t-shirts with cut out sleeves) when I was fat, and I since I'm lean and have nice shoulders now, I do it even more.
In fact, I'm wearing a black one with a punk band logo right now while shitposting at work. No one dares to say anything.
You must be 17 and/or extremely low class.
>You must be 17 and/or extremely low class.
t. 18 and extremely upper class
t.
My only complaint about this edit is that no one made then all the same exact height.
I'm working class and still better in latin and ancient greece than you.
>Verification not required.
You must be latin and/or extremely ancient greek.
I didn't start wearing them until I got sufficiently fit, because I was a skinny guy and they always look like shit on skinny dudes imo. But now? I wear them all the time when its warm, they look nice if you're fit, and t-shirts feel oppressive in the heat once you get used to tank tops. Nothing like stringers ever though, those just make you look like a massive tool in my opinion.
Tank tops are much better for working out than t shirts. You don’t have to worry about sleeves and puts being too tight, you can focus entirely on the exercise.
They’re also good for running, but shirtless running is even better, peak comfy.
When I get a home gym I’ll work out naked exclusively, the ancients had it right from the start.
imagine wearing a thrash metal tank top in public h-ha who would do that, so fucking cringe right guys?
Depends on what band.
t. IST
>IST
nope not telling you, it will be your most hated thrash metal band from the 80s I promise you
My recreational cannabis smoking ass loves to sit in my beanbag chair and stare at my trippy ass lava lamp while being unemployed
In that case you certainly should not be wearing it in public.
I know, I know, go on, guess
Metallica seems like the obvious choice.
normies for some reason LOVE Slayer merch, I've probably seen more Slayer shirts than Metallica in the wild
Slayer have that edgy satanic look on much of their merch, might be the reason?
I guess, it's not like they had some huge, semi-mainstream hits other than Raining Blood and maybe Angel of Death
damn it, why am I such a fucking npc, its not even le stranger things I've genuinely loved them for most of my life, first 4 albums are dope, the rest apart from a few cherrypicked songs can fuck off but idk man, it scratches that itch for me, always get self conscious about liking them as irl no one but peoples dads like metallica
>mfw I live rent free in someone's head
Feels good man. But there's nothing wrong with liking something popular, or something that peoples dads (or whatever other group) like.
is the true solution to just embrace my inner metallica and stop giving a fuck?
Sounds good to me.
>inb4 ridiculed in public for a Metallica tank top
Or if you meant MY most hated 80s trash it's Testament. But of course I would have lied if you revealed what band it is.
If IST hates it, that means it's probably good.
I won't never use it no matter how big my arms
Beach, boating, pool, gym, park, maybe hiking or something. Also wearing ironically for the luls. Ohh and the entire state of florida.
> these are acceptable use cases