>things only dyels do

>things only dyels do

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/m9zD0lQ.jpg

      Fuck you, I wear gloves so my calluses don't hurt my boyfriends hand when I hold it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sub 60IQ fatty

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/vmePQsF.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/NdI8EV8.jpg

      These are all true

      I would add supersetting exercises.
      Everytime I see dude moving some 12kg dumbbells to the bench so he can curl while recovering from his weak ass benching its a boomer with dadbod and sticks for arms.
      Fucking homosexuals ruining my lift by being so inferior

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Try supersetting barbell skull crusher with close grip bench at the end of your chest/tricep day, homosexual. Go as heavy as you can. Then you will realize the value of supersets

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you use the original purpose of superseding to hit opposite muscle groups like tricep extensions and curls, you can easily lift what you normally lift while cutting your time resting in half. Some of us anons have jobs and families and time is important.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ash ketchum wears gloves tho

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/m9zD0lQ.jpg

      people wearing these give me the ick
      >doing BSS with the smith machine
      >smith machine has a mirror so you can form check
      >some glove-wearing cunt picks up the ez bar from the nearby preacher station
      >stands directly behind me and stares into the mirror
      >pretends to do curls with the ez bar
      cheers you creepy glove-wearing fucker

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pretends to do curls with the ez bar
        wait so he was just lifting the bar or what?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/m9zD0lQ.jpg

      [...]
      Fuck you, I wear gloves so my calluses don't hurt my boyfriends hand when I hold it

      I was always known to have really nice hands. Girls would compliment them, guys who say they were nice but not too nice as to be feminine. People comment on how soft they are ect. People on SwoleShack would go L O N D O N if my hand was in frame. When I started lifting I got callouses on my hands easily. So did my brother and he hated it. I however feel so proud of my hands now. My work manifesting onto them. I look at my callouses and think of my hard work.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/m9zD0lQ.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/vmePQsF.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/NdI8EV8.jpg

      I cannot dispute these.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My friend kept trying to get me to do kettlebells with him and I told him no because I want to look like I lift. He just kept saying “but this is lifting?”

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kettlebells are fine if you know what you want from them. They are not so good for hypertrophy though.
        I currently got into hr monitoring and shit like that and trying to see what effect will some kettlebell training have. Picrel is just 10x10 70lbs swings EMOM style.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is true, I mostly use kekklebells and I am DYEL after 3 years.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to use this and now my squats have gotten so heavy I can't not use it. I fucked myself over at the start not learning how to squat without this shit.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these make women seethe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not burpees

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But everyone's favourite virtual trainer loves jumping jacks. Is he DYEL?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with this aside from the hand position?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally my belt. what the fuck is DYEL about it nagger?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you need a belt you can't lift the weight you weakling nagger homosexual. That's what's DYEL about it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but what is the belt even supposed to do?? Seems like a completely pointless accessory,

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how old are you

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              27, why, the belt on my pants has never helped me lift heavier stuff so why would a belt slightly higher change anything

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >27
                >still doesn't lift
                ngmi
                >y belt work
                bracing, spinal stability, greater neuromuscular power output

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who said I don't lift?
                >bracing, spinal stability, greater neuromuscular power output
                Just stand straight=

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Who said I don't lift?
                me
                you don't know shit even the average broccoli haired zoomer dyel in the gym knows
                look, you're not legally allowed to say that you lift unless you have had a gym memebrship for at least 6 months
                sorry, I don't make the rules

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >gym membership
                >he doesn't have a home gym
                that's a yike from me

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's another episode of skinnyfat anon buys a pair of dumbbells from amazon thinking it'll make him SwoleShack

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have a 550lb barbell nigga get on my level, not my fault you're so weak you can't even hold your back straight

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah I deadlift 6 pl8s without knowing what bracing is, trust me bro
                kekking hard at dyels in this board who might believe this shit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know you're supposed to use your legs not your back, right?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong retard

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if you think your back shouldnt do anything you are the biggest dyel of them all. The Back should be strong, use it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The Back should be strong, use it.
                >uses a cope belt to compensate for his weak back
                lol

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    starting strength

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well duh, once you’re no longer DYEL you move on?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post skin colour

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Facts

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's not rust on the equipment

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do as many reps as possible with matched grip and switch to mixed grip when my hands start to give out. Am I DYEL?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're right, double overhand is the preferred DL grip.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your mom

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont you fucking call my dad dyel he's doing his best

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can he really not do a pull-up holy shit hahaha

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        at his weight (190 kg) that'd be like your average calitwink doing a 6 pl8 pull up

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it would be like a calitwink doing a body weight pull-up. Because he’s doing a body weight pull-up. Use your noggin

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're retarded

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He is also 206cm so a huge range of motion

        • 4 weeks ago
          I ignore women

          retards who repeat this shit are retard

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you actually think bodyweight exercises are equivalently difficult across a massive range of bodyweights when strength does not linearly increase with bodyweight? Are you stupid?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His form is fucking garbage, has he not done a proper pull up in his life?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forehead to bar pull ups

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Phone posting on SwoleShack

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing more DYEL than deadlifting in running shoes I aggree

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i run to the gym in my weightlifting shoes and then lift in my running shoes.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not tipping the receptionist is peak DYEL

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only dyels do
    train a muscle per day
    junk volume

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      compoundlet detected

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the fuck

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you bench with a back as flat as your chest with your weak ass pec gains while making fun of anyone with even the slightest arch.

      Seriously, arching is proper form, puts your back in a proper position to set your lats into the bench, lets you have a solid lower body and core to lock your entire body in so you can optimally use every fibre of your chest. We get it, the powershitter competition arch is stupid. Nobody argues that, the rules need to change. But if you're lifting and your elbows are getting to 90 degrees or lower, you're good.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the picture clearly shows an outrageous arch. your inventing something nobody said to get mad at

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what are you talking about? This image is clearly doing a neck bridge while also doing a decline bench, this image is a terribly dangerous idea

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    high volume low weight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weird. I only see big guys doing that whereas only dyels are working in the 1-5 rep ranges,

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        roidmonkey can only do pushups and they'd still get big

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's over

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      look again homie. those big guys are moving a lot of weight, they are just able to do a lot of reps with it as well

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >superset exercises
    >except they spend a minute resting between each set anyway
    so really they just hog both machines for 4x as long as they should

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. The Deadlift is a DYEL movement.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hook grip feels so fucking good, why would anyone even use mixed

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I pull 650 mixed grip.
    Hook grip hurts my thumbs.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im new on SwoleShack whats a dyel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a nazi dogwhistle
      DYEL = Do You Even Love to kill israelites

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DYEL = do you even lactate
      people who lactate from their gyno usually get called this slur

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    on SwoleShack

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Easiest way to spot a dyel is to watch them freak out over 1 meal. They don't take into consideration what they ate the whole week, thinking food from sit down restaurants are okay. But add 1 mcdonalds meal into it and they assume they got fat from that

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