This, fucking this. I've had so many arguments with my sister because she says that her bf has a dadbod when he has almost no gut and like 20% bf. He's 5'3 and like 155 I think.
"Dad bod" originally meant a body like pic related. This was peak sex appeal before bodybuilding and roids hit hollywood and warped both men and women's expectations of the ideal male physique. Fatass men took "dad bod" to mean their lumpy potato body must be sexy.
A daddy body allows you to eat as much as you want. I mean real food.
with a shirt ppl notice that I lift
I am almost 37yo and I am 22 months in... My back used to hurt so fucking much. I had to jump around for hours until I could sleep from being too much tired to be awake. Back pain is hell
My husband calmly called Me a worthless spaghetti maker because I confronted him about his diet. My husband is 6’6 and 230 pounds. (Big typical dadbod). He has never done drugs nor alcohol however he consumed a gigantic amount of sugar and I simply told him to stop and I’m scared he won’t be able to pass his medical for pilots since he’s an airliner. Last night after coming home from an 11 hour flight he grabbed 4 tall classes and 4 Coca Cola cans and poured each one into a glass. And I’m not even kidding, he put 3 scoops of high premium vanilla ice cream into each glass (almost the whole bucket of ice cream). He put them into a fridge and before going upstairs he told me to make him his two filet mignon (almost raw) while he takes his shower. After he ate, we went to bed and he drank those glasses in 20 minutes and he didn’t stop complaining to me how stupid his uncle was for not putting him in his will because he wants to purchase a pt6 thing. He gets 1-3 hours of sleep. Doesn’t drink coffee. Like I don’t want him to die at 24. He’s never gotten sick. He’s developed a god complex ever since he flew an a320 at 20 years old. But he’s crazy, he’s like that crazy gta character but behaves super calmly. He threaten a flight attendant that he would do a barrel rolls if he didn’t get his lasagna and ice cream in his cherry coke. My family hates him since we are Roman Catholic and he’s orthodox Christian
people have different frames. I'm 6'4" and look muscular at 220-230 lbs. I was a home gym chad before joining a commercial gym and the front desk guys would compliment my physique sometimes lol. Quit the gym since it's just much easier to lift at home though
>thinking women know what they want >thinking women would express their true desires even if they knew what they wanted >not knowing women are prone to say total bs for the sole purpose of sounding agreeable with their peers
Kek. Poor guy didn't know what hit him. Many such cases. Dadbod also means visibly buff with a small layer of fat. Not round like this fatso
dadbod was a just a way for w*men to rationalize ending up with some fat basedfuck who made good money. I got out of the Marine corps while this shit was trending and fucked a lot girls whose husband's had dadbods. probably fathered a kid or two.
W*men will also marry these men because other w*men don't find them attractive and thud the risk of cheating (for the man) is less
Only brokies think women care more about a man's body than his income. High income = provider. If you're in shape but rent an apartment over the age of 28, you might as well be gay
imagine peaking at fucking 19 lmfao
>trusted a woman meme buzzword
good job now cut
dadbod effectively means gymrat with 15%-20% bodyfat, dunno how people got psyopped into thinking it means sedentary [skinny]fat guy
This, fucking this. I've had so many arguments with my sister because she says that her bf has a dadbod when he has almost no gut and like 20% bf. He's 5'3 and like 155 I think.
>The hype around dadbods was such a fucking mistake
this nigga really fell for the "caring about what women think" meme
If you have dad bod and hype got you mires then no, the hype was not a mistake.
"Dad bod" originally meant a body like pic related. This was peak sex appeal before bodybuilding and roids hit hollywood and warped both men and women's expectations of the ideal male physique. Fatass men took "dad bod" to mean their lumpy potato body must be sexy.
Sean connery literslly lifted weights
Yes, people have been exercising for 3000 years. Bodybuilding didn't become a thing in Hollywood until the 80s.
here's sean connery in a bodybuilding contest prior to 1980
you also have to be at least dad age, like 30+. going for this at 19 makes no sense
You should look like a twink at 19. Lots of girls like that around that age and younger.
A daddy body allows you to eat as much as you want. I mean real food.
with a shirt ppl notice that I lift
I am almost 37yo and I am 22 months in... My back used to hurt so fucking much. I had to jump around for hours until I could sleep from being too much tired to be awake. Back pain is hell
how do you guys not see he’s catering to gay guys on twitter. don’t even have to look at his profile to confirm, but i’m right
I’ll do it for you
i’ve never seen these tweets in my life and i can just tell it’s a gay person
My husband calmly called Me a worthless spaghetti maker because I confronted him about his diet. My husband is 6’6 and 230 pounds. (Big typical dadbod). He has never done drugs nor alcohol however he consumed a gigantic amount of sugar and I simply told him to stop and I’m scared he won’t be able to pass his medical for pilots since he’s an airliner. Last night after coming home from an 11 hour flight he grabbed 4 tall classes and 4 Coca Cola cans and poured each one into a glass. And I’m not even kidding, he put 3 scoops of high premium vanilla ice cream into each glass (almost the whole bucket of ice cream). He put them into a fridge and before going upstairs he told me to make him his two filet mignon (almost raw) while he takes his shower. After he ate, we went to bed and he drank those glasses in 20 minutes and he didn’t stop complaining to me how stupid his uncle was for not putting him in his will because he wants to purchase a pt6 thing. He gets 1-3 hours of sleep. Doesn’t drink coffee. Like I don’t want him to die at 24. He’s never gotten sick. He’s developed a god complex ever since he flew an a320 at 20 years old. But he’s crazy, he’s like that crazy gta character but behaves super calmly. He threaten a flight attendant that he would do a barrel rolls if he didn’t get his lasagna and ice cream in his cherry coke. My family hates him since we are Roman Catholic and he’s orthodox Christian
Just take out a fat life insurance policy on him and encourage his risk taking behavior
>6’6 and 230 pounds
nothing wrong with this per se.
>bmi 26.6
He is fat, not obese yet, but overweight
Yeah it's fat. I'm 6'5 and 205lbs and getting 10lbs more would make me look fat.
I'm 6'5" 255. Get mogged
people have different frames. I'm 6'4" and look muscular at 220-230 lbs. I was a home gym chad before joining a commercial gym and the front desk guys would compliment my physique sometimes lol. Quit the gym since it's just much easier to lift at home though
you're dyel
>thinking women know what they want
>thinking women would express their true desires even if they knew what they wanted
>not knowing women are prone to say total bs for the sole purpose of sounding agreeable with their peers
Kek. Poor guy didn't know what hit him. Many such cases. Dadbod also means visibly buff with a small layer of fat. Not round like this fatso
dadbod was a just a way for w*men to rationalize ending up with some fat basedfuck who made good money. I got out of the Marine corps while this shit was trending and fucked a lot girls whose husband's had dadbods. probably fathered a kid or two.
W*men will also marry these men because other w*men don't find them attractive and thud the risk of cheating (for the man) is less
nice role reversal for a marine to be fucking another mans wife for once kek
I'll take "Shit that never happened" for $1000, Alex. But thanks for playing.
>disgusting chicano
Worst group of people on earth
Only brokies think women care more about a man's body than his income. High income = provider. If you're in shape but rent an apartment over the age of 28, you might as well be gay
please don't try to act badass for being a beta provider
I'm not the step-dad. I'm the dad that stepped up CHUD