Thanks for taking me out for tea, anon. How's your whole lifting weights thing going?
Thanks for taking me out for tea, anon. How's your whole lifting weights thing going?
Thanks for taking me out for tea, anon. How's your whole lifting weights thing going?
Wouldn't you like to know. Can you hurry up I got an appointment for the deprivation tank.
It’s going great. Now how about I take you home and eat your pussy.
gay
that is literally a man.
even better
>”Kim hold on. Did you wear shoes without socks as I asked?”
>”YES I know it makes them smell…”
Fine, how's your hairline?
It's alright.
How's your gender surgery going?
good, good... tiring but still manageable.
>painted on freckles
I love freckles bros but this doesn't feel right.
why do you have fake freckles?
>Shh, save your words you fat cow
>Tell me the macros on that sugar-laden beverage
>"Why are you being so mean anon?"
>TELL ME COW
>You know what, fuck it I'm outta here, enjoy remaining a powerless skinny fat sad cunt phaggot
>walk over to GNC next door and hassle the cashier for free samples
Had sex with a girl just like that the other day.
SHUT UP YOU STUPID BITCH ILL LITETALLY FUCKING GUT YOU FAT FUCKINNNNGGGG PIG REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
…haha yah, it’s g-going go-great. I change to front squats more than b-back squats haha
I'm gay now
Me in the back :^)
That's me in the corner
That’s me in the spotlight
losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said enough
When I was stationed in Korea my gf took me to one of that chain in Dongdaemun. I got the black tea with cheese foam and it was incredible.
gong cha sucks, royal tea or ding tea is better.
Yeah it's going well, but the reason I asked you here is....have you heard about this pill called finasteride?
>Personally for me? It's the McChicken.
how do i reply bros?
>"no u"
>Why you sniffing my butt
not as stinky as yours ____
>Mine sure might be stinky but I bet it's no match for the absolute BRAPS yours can produce
I struggled yesterday with a basic lift, left the gym dejected, jacked off to hentai all night till my dick refused to get hard, switched to grool vids of real women instead, jacked it once more and my body was no longer able to at all, did the same lift today and hit a new PR for three.
THE GYM IS CLOSED FOR RECONSTRUCTION I CAN'T GO IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE PLEASE MAKE IT STOP MY GAINS ARE VANISHING IN FRONT OF MY VERY EYES WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA T_T
Its going good you balding elf whore
>inviting a girl out for tea so you can insult her
ok incel
Typical camouflaged whore
If you are over 20 and find this girl attractive you have some serious problems
non-ugly
non-fat
non-old
what's the issue?
>REAL men have this specific interest and desire
If you were over 20 you wouldn't believe this nonsense. Let me guess, what you consider a REAL MAN is conveniently exactly all your own aspects?
That guy's a homosexual and I'm not him but
Yes
>That guy's a homosexual and I'm not him but
>Yes
Don't you see how fucking jacked I am? What kind of question is this?
what is that
a dick
its some estogen thing right? whats the name
pretty sure it's an elbow but i might be wrong
Pointy elbows
Going great, once we get home i'll help you squat that Bussy over my face (to failure)
>No problem. Thanks for coming out with me. It's going well.
>Huh? Flex my biceps?
>I don't see any biceps, only these sick fuckin' pythons *flexes 'ceps*
>Haha. I'm glad you found that funny.
>Thanks. I love you, too. <3
>Flexing 2 (two) 'ceps
ngmi is you need to flex more than one 'cep for a start
Anon, the joke is entirely dependent on the plural usage of the word. Please stop bullying me, you meanie.
>fake freckles, heavy makeup
Ugh
>Skinny
Alright
It's better for me then ruining my skin with layers of make-up, that's for sure
SHUT UP YOU FUCKING BITCH
It's boring. Meeting a cute girl was my goal, and now that has been achieved, I don't need to do it anymore.
The State of Israel still exists, so I am going to have to lift even harder tomorrow.