Why are gay dudes absolutely shredded low bf 80% of the time with minimal effort? Is there some kind of androgenic advantage from consuming cum
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Why are gay dudes absolutely shredded low bf 80% of the time with minimal effort? Is there some kind of androgenic advantage from consuming cum
Buff gay guys are always on roids.
this
theyre on meth and roids. age like shit. get aids and monkeypox. never have a family or real friends. then kill themselves at 40. but it's just like sex and the city!
pass the copium
be careful dude he's taking a strong dose
He's right though. They even have the so-called "gay death" at 30 or 35 where you're no longer young and sexy enough to go out and about with all your gay friends and have gay orgies and stuff, you're not invited anymore, nobody wants you. Nobody will set their grindr age range that high. Roids and drug abuse will also all catch up with you as a double-whammy.
Only saving grace I could think of is some gays do admittely look after themselves better than a lot of heteros for some reason and actually care about more than aesthetics and sex. If you're one of those it could be doable.
gay death is like over hyped.
its like a thing that trannies say is a thing in order to bully gay people into becomming trans.
in reality, its like hard to be a "twink" or a "femboy" past twenty eight, but you can just switch over to a twunk or an otter and still get fucked and even find older gays who will still want to dress u up in girls clothes and fuck the shit out of you, its all just about selling your self right.
>like like like like
You talk like a retarded teenage girl, you insufferable gay
I really really hope he gets aids
Gay death is a myth by heteroshits to cope with being literal cattle for the female species.
Its like their only purpose in existence is
to reproduce and keep the slave cycle going, heteros are primitive animals incapable of
forming their own desires or goals.
gays will rant like this for an hour and then confess that their biggest fantasy is to get turned out by a straight man who uses them like a woman and then never speaks to them again.
My biggest fantasy is to have a harem of twinks who are also secret agents.
Why? Because having agents to protect you who are also submissive and beneath you would mean you'd never have to be vulnerable again, and then you can finally put that time that older man touched you as a kid behind you?
Nah it's a whole Charlie's Angels kinda thing.
Oh, yes, slaves to our desires. That's us.
>That's us.
It truly is, the difference being that women dont want you as much you want them, hence why most of you end up depressed or spending your entire lives trying to to get a whiff of their axewomb. If you work hard enough and be a "real man" you'll get the reward of providing for her and her offspring at least
damn this is downright schizoposting.
the gay death at 30 thing is a trope that started because young gays were afraid to fuck anyone who looked ''old'' because they might contract a yet to progress case of HIV. It then became a twink culture thing because they are obsessed with youthfulness, and now it's just history because AIDS is over with the advent of PREP.
You just described aging in general though, retard.
Most straight men start balding and get fat in their 30s and stop getting pussy. Assuming they didnt get tied down by a woman and raising kids for the next 20 years or so
>He's right though. They even have the so-called "gay death" at 30 or 35 where you're no longer young and sexy enough to go out and about with all your gay friends and have gay orgies and stuff, you're not invited anymore, nobody wants you. Nobody will set their grindr age range that high. Roids and drug abuse will also all catch up with you as a double-whammy.
This more applies to bottoms and pretty boys. If you're a bear/daddy type you can get along fine. Better to just snag a college boy in your mid 20s and longhaul it straight style, though.
>Better to just snag a college boy in your mid 20s and longhaul it straight styl
I did this, do recommend. He's so fucking smol and cute. 8 year age gap.
They dont eat as much for obvious reasons when you use you intestines as a place to insert other peoples penis and pump you shit up and down the rectun
in the past it was illegal to make gay porn so they disguised it as fitness magazines
so gays and fitness are one and the same you cannot separate the two
>minimal effort
The fuck gave you that idea? They work out to get muscles the same as anyone else. The main difference is that every gay man knows exactly what an attractive man should look like and often work to become that atttactive man. A lot of straight men are absolutely clueless.
Also fitness is an ingrained part of gay culture like said.
Jesus christ
It's a side effect of AIDS.
No, it goes back a century.
Top = high test = more muscle, low body fat
Bottom = low test = eating disorder, skelemode
>tfw no skelemode bottom twink bf with a goth/emo aesthetic
Explain why bottoms are always so fucking tall.
dunno its weird tho
>t. 194cm bottom
oh? whats your cock like?
18cm when super horny
so, roughly proportionate. interesting!
Low test = longer growth phase since test closes growth plates.
Yes, that means low test=taller height in general. As seen in eunuchs, for example.
Roids
A lot of gays don't have to worry about kids or never worry about what their family thinks about what they do.
So it's easier for them to be convinced to take roids by having less social pressure.
because we are horny and we want to fuck shredded guys and we can only do that if we are also shredded because gay guys have higher standards then WAMEN
Like everyone else said, roids. They’re rampant amongst the gays. Most don’t really have the discipline to get a nice natty body (constant party lifestyle and drug use) and the uber masculine stereotype is popular and they have different standards to women Women prefer tall and toned/muscular, whereas fags like 5’7 beefy manlets. Being tall is actually a negative as you scare them.
Depends where you live. Somewhere like Sydney is full of cliche ripped gays, but they’re easy to spot from the straights on the beach because they’re all under 6’
>Women prefer tall and toned/muscular, whereas fags like 5’7 beefy manlets. Being tall is actually a negative as you scare them
this is the most retarded post I've ever seen. It's not true in the slightest.
lol my boyfriend is 5'10 and a beefy manlet hahahaha i feel personally attacked hahaha
>Women prefer tall and toned/muscular, whereas fags like 5’7 beefy manlets.
bs, women and gay bottoms like nearly the same shit: tall, dominant, athletic
if anything gays enjoy more hairy fuckers like picrel than women do, while women prefer men who are masculine, but not as hairy
holy god damn is this man attractive.
are you gay? my point is that compared to gay men, straight women often have higher odds of calling someone like Fight Club's Brad Pitt the ideal, but compared to straight women, gay men are more likely to prefer hairy builtfat dudes like that one
but in general both straight women and gay bottoms are deeply attracted to picrel: tall, atheletic and dominant
i am gay lol, and i don't even remotely find that bro attractive, built fat all the way. i don't need them to be hairy though, just tanned caramel skin and not red hair ( i have red hair) and preferably not blonde either.
if the hair is long enough that you can wrap it around your finger then its too long imo.
ikr, he could use me like a fleshlight
Gay men often have really high standards, so there's a lot more incentive for the aspiring fag to look like a god.
>Why are gay dudes absolutely shredded low bf 80% of the time with minimal effort?
This is what happens when you lead a life free of female bullshit. Women are the ultimate gains goblins.
>gays
>life free of female bullshit
anon i..
>gays have the happiest relationships
>lesbians have the unhappiest relationships
I fail to see your point? Double female double the bullshit. No female no bullshit.
inb4
>nooo le heckin queens can do no wrong
While that guy's been fucked on film in the past, isn't he a mainstream model now?
Who is him?
Gays take way more drugs than normal people. Steroids are just another drug. Are you aware that the life expectancy of queers is around 20 years less than normal people?
It's almost as if locking down a partner and then being responsible for their wellbeing while maintaining a high stress office career makes you fat.
Also dancing/fucking for 12 hours on extasy and meth every weekend while spending every weeknight in the gym.
No that can't be it, it must be the gay gene.
this
my ladyboy escort fuck buddy and i just hit the gym 5 days a week and then fuck for like 6 hours while doing coke and other drugs on the weekend. then she goes out dancing later at night, i typically just stay home tho
jelly
im going to do it bros. im tired of being an incel. how do i take the gaypill? i would prefer to be a top i think
it's better to be an incel. you don't want to see the things i've seen.
nice false flag post
>t. twink with bf and extremely happy
Do you live in the real world? I have literally only ever seen obese gay guys. Are you basing this belief off of what you see in your "personal computer time"? Try going outside, maybe the exercise will let you get buff like those gay men you watch.
Gay men are generally less obese than heterosexuals. This is confirmed by every study on the matter, common sense, firsthand observation etc. if you're a fat gay man you are 100% sexually invisible. You can't compensate with money or status like a straight man. Lesbians are fatter than hetero women (of course).
https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/gay-guys-really-are-thinner-study-says-flna1c9446808
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3910028/
Kind of an asinine claim for multiple reasons. To begin with, my common sense and firsthand observation doesn't agree with you so you lying about that doesn't impress me.
In regards to the studies there are clearly multiple issues... Most obvious is the blatant conflict of interest any lgbt involved members interested in studying that would have, you don't honestly expect me to believe a non-lgbt research would voice interest in that, do you? Given that, there is virtually no reason to trust their surveyed data. Even still, poor people tend to be more fat than wealthier people but would risk their lives actively acting gay given their socioeconomic position, so even if the results were fairly sampled, it wouldn't make them accurate to that population's actual dispositions. You have prison-going men having gay sex while behind bars, yet they claim they aren't gay. That's the kind of issue that ruins your data.
There are other issues but you get the point. I'm not seeing the non-fat gays you claim totally exist, nor do I find it believable they exist in large quantities.
look, man. you hang around gamers, nerds and anime dweebs, you’re going to find the lowest of tier gays. go to any gay social setting whether it’s nightlife, rave, or tinder and you find the top of top fags peacocking for dick and boy pussy.
Hey look bro, your strawman attacks aren't convincing to anyone but yourself. You act like you're trolling, but subconsciously showing your hand making it obvious there is a pre-existing reason for these impulses of yours. I think this is the point I need to tell you IST isn't your free-therapy tool. No matter what's causing it, that cloud over your head won't be lifted by addictions like attempting to troll others online.
honestly man, didn’t even read. any of your posts. not even the guy you replied to
>I'm not seeing the non-fat gays you claim totally exist
if you’re average or ugly, you’re bound to surround yourself with similar looking people. sorry pal
>Why are gay dudes absolutely shredded low bf 80% of the time with minimal effort?
stop watching gay porn dude
it isnt low effort. gay men are vain and obsessed with their appearance - and judge each other accordingly. they have the same social pressures as women to be thin and attractive.
>Why are gay dudes absolutely shredded low bf 80% of the time
because they're gay men, they are attracted to the male physique and seek to have sex with men that are attracted to the male physique
kind of a no-brainer
>with minimal effort
this is imagined on your part and the sooner you abandon this kind of thinking the sooner you will start accomplishing your goals
please.........
I just need ANY EXCUSE..........
I love how almost not a single post in this thread is accurate
So what is accurate?
>inb4 "gay guys are just like everybody else XD"
Yes, stress contributes to weight gain and lack of muscle gain as a result. Ditch the chick, make the switch, anon.
Gays are fitter than average but not crazily so. The fit gays you see in social media are like gay models and gay porn stars. It's like looking at the top porn Instagram models and wondering how all women seem effortlessly pretty.
For every swole shredded gay body builder there are a couple dozen skinny fat homos working shit jobs.
They have more testosterone
its all vanity
Because they are pickier than women
AIDS medicine is steroids, on YouTube there's a video of a jacked French homeless dude who is HIV+. Insulin can also be used as a roid
What's this fitness icons name again?
Dude there are infinitely better brazillian twunks I almost feel bad for your with this chud looking shit.
I'm not gay though. I'm just intrigued by his pretty face.
>Dude there are infinitely better brazillian twunks
Like who? Asking for a friend.
Zé Longuinho
Ugh, he would look so much hotter if he didn't shave all the hair off his torso and some more fat. As it is I wouldn't let him anywhere near my butt.
internal parasites
This is a meme. Walk through your nearest metro's gayborhood on a Friday night and you'll see for yourself that they're just as ugly as everyone else in this dump. Most of them look absolutely busted. Dumpy, skinnyfat little shits.
the cum they receive in their ass gives them a massive test boost
You might be watching too much gay porn. Most gay dudes I know are not shredded. They may have better hair and trim their beards more often. All the ones I know were obsessed maybe with thinness first, then maybe some muscle tone.
I have a skinny fit bottom f+
Everytime im at his place he buys me food and starts cuddle at me. I Always lift him up when He starts making me horny to his bed and unload myself on him.
Doesnt even feel gay but his dick is bigger than mine
Any and all stress in life is created by women. Stress, as everyone knows, is a gains goblin. The gay man has an advantage in never having to deal with women or their bullshit essentially never having to deal with any stress at any point in their lives maximizing their gains.
Incel cope
Guys that have good genes are more likely to be hyper sexual. Guys who are hyper sexual are more likely to be into homo sex.
most gays are disgusting fatasses, same as everyone else.
t. bichad who plows twinks
Only twinks bang other twinks.
Post body
chud cope, twinks love muscles. I also hear on good authority that they like thick cock fat guys.
You've somehow confused twinks with hispanics.
Queeny twinks like other thinks, artboys and punk guys generally go for more masculine dudes. Jockboys are pretty universally bottom sluts so their opinions don't matter.
>artboys and punk guys generally go for more masculine dudes.
Those aren't twinks, they're twunks - possibly otters.
No, it's a social, not a physical difference.
Right, those big buff feminine dudes are socially twinks but physically hunks.
...that's how this works...
We're talking about skinny art boys and punk/eboys. Your inability to get laid by anyone less than 300 lbs if your own problem.
My inability to get laid is brought on by body dysmorphia because of my body hair and childhood abuse.
You can be skinny and still not be a twink.
>get broken up with by the gf
>barely give a shit
>get broken up with by the bf
>become quasi-suicidal from it
Yeah nah I'm just gonna go back to being straight thanks
Gays don't have wives and families to take care of, they have lots of time on their hands to focus on themselves. The gym is where a lot of gays hook up, so they are highly incentivized to go every day.
Also, the "buff gay dude" is not at all EVERY gay. In fact, most gays are fat or scrawny or just regular looking guys.
They do other things that make them look fitter like dye their hair, shave their chests, get spray tans, get liposuction, wear makeup - they have more disposable income and time because they live only for themselves.
But if you ever go to a gay bar that has a "no shirts on the dancefloor" policy, you'll see that there will be like two or three roided out guys in the middle and then a bunch of normal to fat guys all around them.
It's not any different than a straight club where the few "hot chicks" are what draw your eye
Gays have high impulsiveness and high time preference which makes them prone to promiscuity and drug abuse. So using roids is nothing to them.
They've embraced a degenerate life so they have less hesitation when it comes to roiding. It should go without saying that many gays put zero effort into fitness and look absolutely disgusting.