>Super cute , young Hapa-looking girl always in my gym
>I don't live in a very diverse area, someone like her is super rare and I love hapas
>She's always super focused, never looking at anyone
>Decide to finally make her smile
>Take two of those pushup-grips with the rotating, circular base
>Wait until she's in-between two sets (smith skwats lemao)
>Turn around towards her so she spots me in her mirror
>Start rubbing the two grips together in a circular motion
>She looks at me confused
>Press the grips on my chest and act as if I gave myself an electric shock
>A gorgeous, bright laugh brightens her cute, tan face
>success.jpg
>Walk up to her
>"I knew this face could smile beautifully.", I say
>She apologizes: "Yeah, I know, I'm always so focused. Is this better?"
>"That's much better.", I smirk at her and introduce myself.
Boys, I'm 37, married and I'm pondering asking her out for a drink next time...
If you didn’t ask her out right then why would you now?
Is your wife a worthless piece of shit? If so, have fun. Just don't make more mutants with this hapa freak.
No, but she's also not the female pole I'd like to have in my life.
So she’s a fat mouthy bitch? Just divorce her.
honestly smooth af anon u need charisma to pull that off
If a girl responds well to the "you should smile line" she 100% wants you bad
I was nyself surprised that she went with it.
Don't cheat on your wife, you creepy uncle.
do it, i hope you ruin your life you creepy fuck
You talk and act like a woman. Why hit on the girl in the first place if being a married man is so important to you? Why come here looking for vindication? Cheat or dont cheat i dont care, but dont act like a fucking 22 year old girl when youre a 37 year old "man". Absolutely pathetic
This story is so obviously fake and all the replies thinking it's real are virgins
>he can’t believe we aren’t all hopeless virgins like him
Cute kitty cat
I made moves on a 21 year old hapa back in 2016. She manage to contain her insanity for 1 month before the night I invited her over for dinner and she smashed a phone to pieces on my floor with a hammer and told me I was acting scary when I said I wasn't in the mood for company anymore. Found a dirty tank top and a raw potato in my bed later, too.
You're playing with fire, anon.
>dirty tank top and raw potato
What does this mean?
It means she had a duty tank top and a potato in her bed.
>her
I'm a man
It's hapa for "kill me"
What voodoo spell is this?
>married
It depends entirely on how your wife feels about threesomes and cuckqueen shit.
>I'm 37
>>"I knew this face could smile beautifully.", I say
>>She apologizes: "Yeah, I know, I'm always so focused. Is this better?"
>>"That's much better.", I smirk at her and introduce myself.
This exchange never happened in human history and anyone who believes this to be real is a basement dwelling virgin who only watches anime.
You don't have to believe me, Anon. This is IST after all.
I also choose to spout dialogue off like I’m in a movie. It has lead to people telling me I should be an actor my whole life and asking me if I used to do porn after sex.