>personal trainer >gym owner >strength and conditioning coach if you can place in some competitions >equipment and supplement sales >nutritionist >fitness apparel designer >physical therapist/physical therapist assistant if you want to go to college
trainer
50k salary at best >>gym owner
Takes too much start up money
and conditioning coach if you can place in some competitions
Requires roids
and supplement sales
Also requires roids to really sell
Requires a degree to be professional
apparel designer
Possible but this is the least fit option you've listed
therapist/physical therapist assistant if you want to go to college
Also requires a degree
Do you think that your supposed career paths that require roids would be any better than what I listed? What exactly are you sad about that you can't achieve?
>nutritionist >Requires a degree to be professional
You're thinking of a dietician retard. Working as a nutritionist only requires a certification and a friendly attitude
What's wrong with just wanting to leave humanity behind? I turn 35 next year. If I'm not in a serious relationship by then I'm just saying fuck it and I am going to cycle till my heart fails. At least I'll die thicc tight and solid.
Being a PT is like any other type of self-employment or consulting: you're as good as your clients. If you're a bang-average PT, with mediocre marketing + management, you make peanuts and work with nobodies. If you're an intelligent, savvy person, you can make serious money in PT'ing. A friend of mine from college (very bright, one of the more articulate people in our class at a top 10 global uni) was going to be an engineer but got seriously into outdoor sports. He worked with an engineering firm in Utah for a little while but after 2-3 years jumped fulltime into PTing mountaineers and elite endurance athletes. I think he only has 5-8 clients, but gets paid handsomely, and routinely flown-out to places to support on record-attempts, the Olympics, etc. A couple of his clients are organisations (national sporting bodies, etc.) and he has a couple of minor sponsorships with outdoor brands too. He comfortably makes >£200k - which really isn't bad for a Brit. Of course, he's an outlier, but the grim reality is: if you aren't an outlier, your career's going to be shitty in 99% of professions.
>personal trainer
>gym owner
>strength and conditioning coach if you can place in some competitions
>equipment and supplement sales
>nutritionist
>fitness apparel designer
>physical therapist/physical therapist assistant if you want to go to college
trainer
50k salary at best
>>gym owner
Takes too much start up money
and conditioning coach if you can place in some competitions
Requires roids
and supplement sales
Also requires roids to really sell
Requires a degree to be professional
apparel designer
Possible but this is the least fit option you've listed
therapist/physical therapist assistant if you want to go to college
Also requires a degree
Do you think that your supposed career paths that require roids would be any better than what I listed? What exactly are you sad about that you can't achieve?
I want to be a social media fitness influencer but I also want to be natty
There are already a lot of those, social media influencer is an oversaturated field
holy fuck nothing but excuses
Zoomers are so fucking entitled it’s not even funny. This is what happens when you do everything for your kids.
>nutritionist
>Requires a degree to be professional
You're thinking of a dietician retard. Working as a nutritionist only requires a certification and a friendly attitude
>asks chatGDP or google
its obsolete boomer a degree of that kind is useless these days
Which of these can I do as a part time job?
>requiring a degree is somehow an insurmountable obstacle
are you stupid or just poor?
>you have to be fit to design fitness apparel
>nutritionists actually know what they’re talking about
>OP asks for ways he can work in fitness without doing porn or roiding
>I provide options
>(You) waddled into my post and huff your own farts
Just get ripped and then use the internet to convince lonely women to send you money.
Oh that's illegal?
Weird.
What's wrong with just wanting to leave humanity behind? I turn 35 next year. If I'm not in a serious relationship by then I'm just saying fuck it and I am going to cycle till my heart fails. At least I'll die thicc tight and solid.
Sure you can, it's called construction.
what's the problem with doing porn?
Being a PT is like any other type of self-employment or consulting: you're as good as your clients. If you're a bang-average PT, with mediocre marketing + management, you make peanuts and work with nobodies. If you're an intelligent, savvy person, you can make serious money in PT'ing. A friend of mine from college (very bright, one of the more articulate people in our class at a top 10 global uni) was going to be an engineer but got seriously into outdoor sports. He worked with an engineering firm in Utah for a little while but after 2-3 years jumped fulltime into PTing mountaineers and elite endurance athletes. I think he only has 5-8 clients, but gets paid handsomely, and routinely flown-out to places to support on record-attempts, the Olympics, etc. A couple of his clients are organisations (national sporting bodies, etc.) and he has a couple of minor sponsorships with outdoor brands too. He comfortably makes >£200k - which really isn't bad for a Brit. Of course, he's an outlier, but the grim reality is: if you aren't an outlier, your career's going to be shitty in 99% of professions.
I've always wondered... what does ass waiter do, exactly?