[srs] what is your morning and night routine?

Not having a good start to the day throws everything else off, I want to see examples of other guys's routines. What time you go to bed, when you wake up, etc. Respect the srs tag please.

  1. 1 year ago

    I go to bed when tired and wake up when I wake up

  2. 1 year ago

    What the fuck are those three letters doing there at the start you little gay. Sirs, perhaps? Are you Indian? Are you a pooey Indian little gay?

  3. 1 year ago

    I wake up around 6, make coffee and eggs, then stretch for 20 minutes after I eat eggs. Clean teeth and face, get dressed, go to work. Come home from work, eat chicken or some shit, read for an hour, workout for an hour, then shower, read some more or watch a movie and go to bed around midnight.

    • 1 year ago

      good goy

    • 1 year ago

      6 hours sleep? Damn I need my 8 hours

  4. 1 year ago

    Wake up to two year old crying. Take out of crib.
    Change diaper.
    Refill bottle.
    Bring into bed with wife.
    Do 10k on the rower.
    Eat 1 c oatmeal cooked with 1/2 c whole milk
    Get 4 year old ready for school
    Jerk off while wife brings kids to school
    Play AOE 4 for 3 hours
    Pick up kids
    Watch east coast baseball game
    Send a few emails
    Bath time
    Bed time

  5. 1 year ago


  6. 1 year ago

    >wake up
    >lay in bed for 15 minutes
    >get a cup of coffee, my first of five
    >reheat some oatmeal
    >sit down at bitchmade wfh computer job
    >get maybe 3 hours of work done in between phone scrolling and absentmindedly pacing around my house

    yeah, I'm thinking based

  7. 1 year ago

    I go to bed around 10PM and read until I'm tired and fall asleep. Been doing it for years now and it relieved a lot of sleep "anxiety". Before I'd go to bed, toss and turn, never fall asleep, etc.
    Now I know that when I'm not tired, I can just read a good book and usually I'll be tired within 30 minutes max and fall asleep. This rarely ever fails me.
    I think the lack of blue light/screen light also helps.

  8. 1 year ago

    >Wake up at 6am, coffee, breakfast, poop then gym
    >Get home and wife is getting our two kids ready
    >I go into my office to "work from home", shut and lock the door.
    >Wife goes to work and drops the kids to daycare/school on the way
    >I don't actually work, I quit my job 2months ago and have just been staying home playing video games all day
    >Dad left me $50,000 when he died 6 months ago, I told the wife we didn't get any money. I've just been slowly putting this money into our shared bank account so she thinks I'm getting paid.
    >I ussually buy takeaway for lunch
    >Wife picks the kids up when she leaves work, grabs some groceries and cooks dinner when she gets home
    >We watch a movie with the kids and wife's puts kids in bed and is in bed herself by 8:30pm
    > I stay up a bit longer to smoke some weed, watch some YouTube and jerk off. I ussually fall asleep on the lounge, but wake up and go crawl into bed at like 2am

    I've got the fucking life boys! Literally everything I've ever wanted. Not sure what I'm going to do when my inheritance runs out, have maybe 2 months left, any ideas? Maybe I could be a stay at home Dad

    • 1 year ago

      I can’t tell if all you fuckers are trolling or just the worst people ever. Get a fkn job or at least train for one you’d like as a cope.

      • 1 year ago

        Why would I do that? I'm the happiest I've ever been right now

        >Go get a job which will make you miserable

        Lol no

        • 1 year ago

          >Nonexistent sex life with wife
          >Financially ruining family

          Yes this seems much better

          • 1 year ago

            Also pathetic
            Amazing to me how having the discipline to work out rarely translates to other aspects of life with deadbeat gays like yourselves

            Lol you two are mad asf
            This is the life you wish you had, be honest.

            >I lift
            >Have a wife and 2 kids
            >Don't have to work
            >Get to play video games all day
            >Smoke weed

            You'll never have this life and that fact is eating you alive

            • 1 year ago

              >This is the life you wish you had, be honest
              The life of a compulsively lying, drug-addict vidya gamer who would rather jerk off instead of fuck his fat wife and let’s the daycare system raise his own children for him? Do you seriously think there’s a person alive who envies you?

              • 1 year ago

                Have fun being a wage cuck.
                I'm done with this discussion

    • 1 year ago

      Fuck I'm jealous

    • 1 year ago


      Fuck I'm jealous

      Also pathetic
      Amazing to me how having the discipline to work out rarely translates to other aspects of life with deadbeat gays like yourselves

  9. 1 year ago

    Wakeup brush teeth take a shit, cook eggs, take vitamins wash them down with fiber
    Take shower brush teeth go to sleep.

  10. 1 year ago

    >wake up after 8-10 hours of sleep
    >chug 24 ounces of water mixed with apple cider vinegar
    >not for any health benefits, I just hate myself
    >on even days: run for 30 minutes. 9 minute mile
    >on odd days: lift for 45 minutes
    >every day: walk for an hour after either of the above
    >home. four eggs. spinach. garlic.
    >i haven't had a single thought so far. thinking tends to be the enemy of action
    >work from 10 AM to 4 PM

    >no electronics after 7 PM
    >one hour of bible study
    >30 minutes of philosophy books
    >30 minutes of culture books
    >journal and pray until 9:30 PM
    >at 9:30, fall asleep instantly

    • 1 year ago


  11. 1 year ago

    >wake up at 4 on workdays on 6 hours sleep
    >start coffee, cold shower, piece of fruit with coffee
    Days off:
    >wake up around 6 after ~7-7.5 hours sleep
    >cold shower and coffee
    >morning walk/jog or heavy bag sesh

  12. 1 year ago

    >wake up at 3:30
    >gummy multivitamins
    >drink pre-workout while shitting and browsing /fit in my phone
    >home gym in basement, 15 minutes on treadmill to warmup
    >lift 45 to 60 minutes (ppl)
    >some variation of egg breakfast
    >get a little high on sativa and spend my hour drive to work in deep philosophical contemplation (still dark outside).
    >Arrive at work an hour before most other teachers, do a few laps to get towards my 15k step goal.
    >audio book on hour drive home
    >spend evening with wife and son

  13. 1 year ago

    I wake up at 4am to jack off. After I Jack off 2-3 times to hardcore internet pornography it is 6am. Now I get back in bed before my wife wakes up at 7am. I then sleep until 7 and get up to eat breakfast. Always Eggo waffles. After a good corn syrup breakfast I commute to work. I masturbate to hardcore pornography on the way to work. My car is a Tesla so no worries there. I then slave away for my gnomish overlords all day at work and repeat similar rituals at night, including avoiding my wife and cooming like a leaky pump.

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