Share your mires, me first
>my girlfriends friend told me to flex my bicep and then touched it
>kissed her in front of girlfriend
>then kissed girlfriend
>then they kissed
Peak
Share your mires, me first. >my girlfriends friend told me to flex my bicep and then touched it
I’ve gotten mires but will die a virgin. Sad!
Gayest possible mindset.
The quickest way to have everyone love you is to be actually happy for everyone else when something nice happens to them.
>I did the right thing and I didn't get rewarded by life!
>fuck doing the right thing!
Literally every villain
I'M NOT HERE TO LOVE, I'M HERE TO TAKE!!!
really weird but
>benching
>warming up with 1 pl8
>finish the set, look to my side
>zoomie frowned, raised his brows and nodded
>what the fuck?
You're an autist. Quit visiting SwoleShack and touch grass
if he was bigger than you then he's approving
if he was smaller than you he was setting goals
>at work
>talking to 9/10 coworker
>we talk about the gym and she tells me how she’s been slacking
>later the convo ends up at onlyfans
>joke about how much money some people make off it
>”haha we would make a killer onlyfans duo anon”
>haha.exe
>cry internally because she is married and out of my league
no, she is fucking not. that was a very clear hint that she wants your dick
i can assure you she is does not want to fug. she’s happily married and is naturally flirty.
>lots of playful punching, compare hand sizes, random shoulder massage, throws her arm around me, teasing and sex jokes
im just that deep in the friendzone and she is like this with more people. i can practice flirting with an attractive women though it has been helpful. with any other girl her actions would be a sign/hint but not with this one.
You're retarded.
she is the biggest tease i’ve ever encountered. actually had a coworker confess his crush on her lol, she just thrives off attention (why? she is genuinely a 9/10 so she gets plenty?) and loves to flirt 24/7. i don’t mind but i have to prevent myself from thinking i can get with her.
> she just thrives off attention (why? she is genuinely a 9/10 so she gets plenty?)
The hottest ones are usually the most insecure. They often wonder if anyone actually loves them or if they just want to fuck. They thrive off of the attention because it's what people have shown them is important - how they look and the sexual response they get from it. This is why ignoring their hotness works on attractive people - you're showing them you're man enough to handle how hot they are without being blinded by it. You're showing them something different.
Not only could you get with her, she wants you to want her. You not wanting her openly will make her want you more. Your situation is actually very cliche.
We all know you actually want to smash Anon. You're not doing yourself any favors by pretending otherwise to yourself or to us and torturing yourself, "oh I want to smash but I caaaaan't!" It's normal you want to fuck her and that she wants to fuck you.
The real issue is are you man enough to make a decision about this and then stick with it? Several people have given you real talk in this thread. You can smash and deal with the consequences:
>You might feel like shit
>You might get used
>She might play you and act like you came on to her
>Her husband might try to kill you
>You might not be able to look at yourself the same
Or not smash and deal with those consequences:
>You regret not smashing forever
>They break up eventually and you realize you could have smashed and gotten away with it without feeling badly because they broke up anyway
>You could find out some shithead you hate smashed her behind her husband's back and got what you wanted and there were no consequences for any of them
Dont listen to this nigga, he wants your downfall
keyed, stay on track brother
Imagine being so cringe that you type out multiple essays just so you can RP some scenarios that you've been making up for years.
Cringe
if you're not smashing, then someone else is (not her husband)
good on you anon, just letting you know she will get someone killed someday
that is all
So while I don't think you're retarded, I do think you're making a conscious choice and I want you to be prepared for your most likely future. This is what's going on:
>9/10 girl likes attention validation and men
>so she flirts with people
>"teehee I'm just flirty teehee"
She's probably got some good character to her, a "good girl" you might say (though no one is actually a good girl IME). So she probably doesn't want to be complete trash to her husband but is still attracted to men who aren't her husband... like you.
>She's attracted to you. This is obvious. This is why people are calling you retarded for not seeing it.
But she doesn't want to be a trash human being, which is good for her. NOW, here's what's going to happen:
>Eventually her husband is going to either piss her off... or someone hot is going to be at the right time and the right place... and she's gonna cheat.
80% of all relationships involve cheating at some point. 80 fucking percent.
>She's going to cheat eventually.
So let me ask you this... when you're older and don't have access to 9/10 women like her... are you going to OK hearing on the grapevine that they got divorced... that she cheated with some Chad who wasn't you... and it doesn't matter anyway because they got divorced?
Are you going to be OK if you hear that she cheated and the husband doesn't know and she didn't cheat with you?
Are you going to be alright knowing that she could have cheated with you... or moved on with you.... or just plain fucked you in general but you were too busy being chivalrous?
Do you think you get a gold star or something for being chivalrous?
Coming from a man who has been chivalrous many times... looking back I should have just fucked them. I've never home wrecked.... but I could have plowed women that went on to wreck their own home anyway.
No one gives a fuck that I was chivalrous. Literally no one. And I regret not plowing. Take that for what it is.
best advice in thread
t. 16
>No one gives a fuck that I was chivalrous. Literally no one.
God gives a fuck.
Christ gives a fuck.
I give a fuck.
Proud of you anon. You did a good job.
>No one gives a fuck that I was chivalrous.
Are you sure about that? Right now you think you wish you did fuck them but I wouldn't be surprised if you'd feel differently if you had.
That's ignoring the whole how would you feel if you're cheated on angle.
Can't really blame them, I'm enough of a nympho that I would aggressively counter flirt to escalate.
Real talk. If you want to be chivalrous, do it for self-respect and self-respect only.
Respecting yourself is important. Deciding if it's more important than 9/10 pussy is up to you.
Cheating always runs the risk of the person getting cheated on losing their shit.
>in the military
>had a buddy who fucked married women exclusively
>fucks some 7/10 married bitch he met at a bar
>husband finds out a few weeks later
>kills his wife
>comes to kill my buddy
>buddy smokes him because a ax can't beat a .45
>MPs arrest my buddy, and he gets ass fucked by leadership
I don't talk to the guy anymore but now he has to live with 1/2 murders on his shoulders and a dishonorable discharge.
How the fuck do they figure its murder when the dude came at him with an axe? This doesn't even sound like it deserves discharge, much less murder. I think you are leaving out a few major details.
I would assume the military takes a negative view of someone who fucks married women through the lens of some honor code
And rightfully so. Cheating will bring society down eventually.
Extramarital sex is no worse than premarital sex. Go look at all the women in the service. Sluttiest bitches you'll ever meet but I don't see them getting charged with murder for whoring around. The military does not give two shits about honor.
I think you meant the word pride? They are expected to slut around to keep troop morale happy when they get free pussy on the field.
to you, it's no worse to you.
I would throw acid on a person who cheated on me.
>I would throw acid on a person who cheated on me.
don't forget their accomplice as well
Women can't cheat by themselves, and if they are cheating they aren't married to the person they are cheating with. Get rid of one and you get rid of the other.
Halal pepe
Adultery is a crime in the UCMJ
your buddy got off too easy
good my girlfriend's husband is in the us army
Lmao, the guy did nothing wrong. The military justicesystem must be ûbercucked.
>No one gives a fuck that I was chivalrous. Literally no one. And I regret not plowing. Take that for what it is.
I've had the opposite experience and fucked a married girl. I regretted it and hated myself for it while I was fucking her so I made myself cum quicker and then made up an excuse to leave and never talk to her again.
You have to be able to look yourself in the mirror.
Guy you're responding to.
>You have to be able to look yourself in the mirror.
I appreciate the response and honesty my guy. Allow me to give you another side of the coin.
>Manager at work
>Smoking hot latina underling, beautiful face, thicc beautiful ass, aerodynamic tits (which is my preference)
>Have other men asking me, "Bro, have you seen her Snapchats? WTFFFFF" constantly
>I am not friends with her on Snapchat
>I can barely handle her ass in spandex in the same room; I do not want her Snapchat.
So I'm the manager so I have to interact with her and, every time, she gets nervous and starts talking, saying weird shit, just generally losing her spaghetti. Tells me I make her nervous (please don't tell me that God damn it).
>She has a long-term boyfriend
>Her boyfriend apparently goes to Vegas and starts texting her how lucky he is to have her, how special she really is, all of this
She's just randomly telling me this one day, and I'm just sitting there like "Okkkkk."
>She finally says, "I'm 99% sure he cheated on me."
>I reply, "Maybe he almost did or went halfway and realized he made a mistake."
>She says, "No, he cheated. That's what people do in Vegas."
>Stares at me intently
>*Activate Christ's Shield*
>Tell her, "Well that really sucks if he did. Good luck."
>Walk off
She got really made at me after that and started shit constantly. I eventually had to sit her down and forcibly remind her to stop acting like a cunt. She and I both moved on shortly thereafter from that job.
>She's still with her "cheating" Vegas boyfriend years later
... I should have smashed. I should have smashed so hard. It's interesting how we're on different sides of the same act Anon. Best of luck to you.
Damn, didn't think it would get this many replies.
Thanks man.
Well thanks. I believe in God but I'm not so sure about heaven and the afterlife and all of that. I don't expect to be "rewarded in heaven" or anything. But we will all get to find out someday.
>Are you sure about that?
Yeah. Yeah I am. If anyone does give a fuck, it hasn't tangibly affected my life in any positive way of which I'm aware. In anything I've been punished for being chivalrous. Story time.
>Had a best friend since 14
>Always had his back
>His parents were like my second Mom and Dad
>We've been through some serious shit together, shot at, running from police, etc. Thick as thieves.
>He's thinking of marrying a woman
>I tell him don't do it [insert legit reasons here]
>He screams at me
>He marries her
>I serve as best man and give it my blessing because he's my best friend
>His wife and I are attracted to each other
>The sexual tension is thick
>Shit starts going downhill between them; divorce is imminent
>We all move in together
>The tension comes to a head one night when we're alone
>She has her arm around my shoulders and is staring into my eyes
>I don't do it; I don't let it go farther
>She tells me she loves me... and I actually love her too
>We both separate
>*Thank you God. I passed the test. I didn't covet my buddy's wife.*
>They divorce soon after
>I tell my best friend
Great right? Chivalrous.
>Years go by
>My buddy's behavior changes towards me
>I finally discover he fucked my (at the time) girlfriend behind my back and lied to me about it for years
>This ex girlfriend made my life a living hell for years, cheating, gaslighting, etc.
>My "best" friend could have saved me from that pain by telling me
>instead he lied to me for *years*, let me live with him, let me bare my pain about her to him, probably told her all about it
>I ask him multiple times
>He gaslights endlessly
>I have to cut contact with him
That's the price of chivalry.
I'd be honored to have a friend like you were anon. Your only problem was your failure to discern people deserving of chivalry, as it is not for the serfs
Thanks Anon.
I know it probably doesn't mean anything, but I respect the hell out of you Anon. I respect the choices you've made thus far in your life.
Autism
Find God
She is for the streets
Replies to this post are sex starved virgins that have never encountered a flirty woman in their lives.
That's true, I had this friend who was very flirty with me, I was sure she was into me
Turns out she was into my friend
>sex starved virgins that have never encountered a flirty woman in their lives
literally me fr
>happily married
>flirty
Pick one. She's 100% a cheater.
Which means you can definitely fuck her, just don't be dumb enough to fall in love with her.
>she's out of my league
Always remember that the average woman is a 7/10 at best withought their make up
If a women is 7/10 she’s above average. I still agree with your sentiment though
Shouldn't the average woman be a 5/10 by definition?
Men are 3.5 on avg women are 5-6.
fucking idiot, shoulda replied
>ok when do we start
gauge reaction and proceed accordingly, women are whores especially married ones
Imagine your wife talking to people like that
Think it, dream it, do it!
report the roastie to hr
>Squatting
>Popped rib and my legs don't want to work well lately + covid lockdowns has me back at lmao2pl8
>Do it for a few reps
>Deload to 90kg
>Zoomer comes over, asks for plate
>Asks me how much is on the bar
>"This is 90"
>"And you rep that? ._."
>Yeah mate, this isn't even my main set
>O_O
Ngl, felt good. Also notice people already start to stare again when you deadlift more than lmao3pl8. Especially funny when people get impressed when you're not even at your max yet.
Bro I squat my body weight and think I'm a badass. People who squat more than 1 plate are god-tier compared to the general population.
Kek thanks for being positive anons. NGL, it felt good and it's good that the zoomers have manners and are friendly. I try to help the shy ones out when they are looking for something. We are responsible for following generations after all.
I squat well over 2pl8 in my garage and I refuse to even open garage door because I'm embarrassed by it. Normies are weird.
I squatted 3pl8 at my gym and felt good, but turned around to find a dude benching it
I used to look at others like that too until I realized that 90% of those who lift that much more than me all roids.
Didn't notice them much more afterward.
>thinks lmao3pl8 takes roids
>not two years of dedicated natty lifting
ngmi
most people repping 3plates on bench are either bloatlords, or roiding. I'm sure there's exceptions but it's pretty accurate.
I haven't known a single natty who lifted 3pl8s. Hell, I've had comments before because I was benching a little over 2pl8. Regardless, I don't think it matters either way, the anon I replied to originally shouldn't see others that way. Doesn't matter if someone is stronger than you, roid or not, only matters if you yourself are stronger than you were before.
3pl8 is extremely rare indeed. People will start to mire at 2pl8 already which is decent strength after all
>I haven't known a single natty who lifted 3pl8s
Are you surrounded by literal teenagers? I don't know a grown man who does less than 2pl8s. I'm actively not training chest so that the rest of my body can catch up but I can still put up 315 with relative ease
>every man lifts 3 plate
Post body immediately
Second
You're full of shit
My wife has been on my dick at every turn this week. She hasn't verbally said anything, but she's giving my muscles a lot of attention.
Feels good, but hard to stay hydrated.
not sure if this counts as a mire but it gave me a boost of confidence like you wouldn't believe
>four years ago
>use tinder before lifting as a fat nerd
>barely get twenty likes in year and mostly from bots and solid 2/10s
>start lifting, only dating one girl I met at the gym which didn't last
>week back
>make a tinder profile due to acute horniness
>thirty likes in the first day, steadily gotten over ten a day for the past week
>get matched with women that still feel completely out of my league
>people who would have ignored me completely a few years back are now taking the initiative and messaging me first
>I can literally pick and choose instead of going for the scraps
>the only thing left is not to act like a sperg
the gates of making it are slightly opening and I'm finally seeing a glimpse of the light bros
Being fit has many benefits some consider to be...natural.
You're healthier, you look better to others, and you have more confidence in yourself because you know you look better. I used to be a skinny fat nerd, little did I know being confident and toned will EASILY grab you 8/10s if you just strike up a convo and be nice.
Keep going, and you'll never have to settle for scraps even in your late 30s
Must be nice to have a good face.
Cry
;_;
matches dont mean shit plenty of women use apps just for the attention lets see the lays for it to matter
based, similar thing happened to me, feels good right?
>On the gym girls on front of my bench
>Ask them to let me pass to load a plate
>Firts she look at my chest then she looks at my face looking up.
Cute womanlet.
>party at friends house
>girl talks about diet
>shes a diatery adviser
>tell her what she says is nonsense
>shes really pissed at me
>next day help cleaning up
>do it shirtless cause its warm
>shes just standing there watching me pick up bottles and used plastic cups for 3 minutes
did I end her career?
>tfw i hate mires because i don't like attention
>Go to the corner of the gym on purpose, not to look like a poser
>Teenage girls try the exercises with just the bar
>"That's so heavy"
>Other gymdudes there too
>Everyone visibly stops and stares if you load anything over lmao3pl8 on diddlies
LEAVE ME ALONE OR GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER REEE
>tfw years of rejection has psyoped me into recoiling at mires.
>don't be me
>an absolute fatass, 150 kg heavy
>my granpa always loved me, especially because i'm firstborn
>also granpa is visibly let down by my increasing lard storage
>covid hits, lockdown follows
>can't see granpa for two years even when lockdowns are lifted because he is paranoid about getting the coof
>i lose about 70 kg
>start working out
>finally see granpa
>when we are about to leave, this 93 old man hugs me and starts sobbing in to my shoulder
>anon, your change makes me so happy. you remind me younger self so much
no mire from any roastie will make me feel so good
good on you for losing that much. doing ur gramps proud.
Dude you lost 150 lbs?
That's fucking insane. Proud of you man.
thats awesome
>at the gym working out when I see an old friend I hadn't seen since high school
>walk up to him and start a conversation
>he says "Wow Anon, you've really blown you"
>"You too bro, you look athletic"
>"Nothing like you haha"
Also
>always walk to the gym and work out at night when lots of women are on their way to party
>get honked at several times a week while on the sidewalk
You guys would probably call me dyel but it's enough to impress normies
*blown up
I'll share a few
1/5
>out with a thicc blonde israeliteess who I thought was white when I first approached her
>she’s yapping about qualifying for Israeli citizenship or some shit and she’s going to visit with her mom
>change the topic to tattoos
>she asks me if I were to get a tattoo, what would it be and where
>With a cheeky grin I lean my neckpilled neck back flexing it and motion saying “ I’d get a Swastika right here”
>she becomes visibly aroused as her mouth drops open and her eyes light up
>she then playfully slaps my arm and squeezes my muscles “you’re bad”
>an hour later I’m balls deep
>bust in her mouth and she swallows
2/5
>Spot one of the hottest girls I’ve ever seen – very fit latina, great ass, curves, tall, glowing gorgeous face, nice hair and style. non-sticc model tier
>Approach solo her and her cousin
>She has a confused look on her face. Turns out she’s from Mexico and says guys don’t approach random girls there, they only meet thru friends
>upper class white mexican who speaks English well and went to university
>She asks me to bring up a chair so I can sit with them. Let’s go
>chat em up. She’s thrilled, hunting for the BWC
>less than 2 days later on a date with her. She looks even better
>pick her up from East LA (shithole) where she stays visiting with her cousin . ”I don’t like it here, it’s just like Mexico”
>take her out to a nice dinner and begin to escalate and she starts showing me all of the pics of her life. “you are so American” in the context of my background/name, a cute way of saying only whites are real Americans, and that’s what she wanted
>move to a bar for more escalation and she starts groping me and holds on to my arm walking. she agrees to go to my place for wine
>I kiss her and makeout then SHE proposes first to go to my room
>”wow you look like you workout all day long”
>smash and gush her. her ass smelled/tasted divine btw
>she says “we look so good together” and thanked me dearly for the perfect night, BWC fantasy fulfilled
>she goes back to Mexico but will be back again (was recent)
bro you licked a strangers ass? thats disgusting
based brap sniffer chad
>he thinks picking up latinas as an amerimutt is some kind of accomplishment and doesnt know they just want to go live there and a green card and will divorce rape you as soon as they get those
imagine being such a dumb cuck lmao
>9/10 white upper class latinas with a college degree = border hopping goblinas
smelly brown fat spcimuttcope
3/5
>pick up Latina ex from her co-worker happy hour
>pull up and firmly say Let’s Go to not waste time
>her co-worker says “aye homie don’t talk to her like that”
>Who the fuck are you? Stay out of it
>nah dawg you treat her bad
>I said STAY THE FUCK OUT OF IT, posturing for throws
>you a bitch homie
>get out of the car right in his face and his body language turns beta and he breaks eye contact and looks down
>”nothing to say now huh so do something”?
>you better watch yourself I’m part of the westside crips
>yeah haha real gansta working retail
>a-actually I’m studying business
>yeah ok I’m going to smash that pussy now while you jerk off
>take Hispanic ex home and she’s already wet from watching everything
>smash the fuck out of her raw and cum inside as she drenches my sheets in her cum
>gets pregnant
>have her abort that mutt instantly
>break-up with her
>still blows up my phone years later begging for the BWC
4/5
>in Europe
>meet a girl who looks like Rose Byrne
>fucked her few times
>last night in Rome
>chilling by the Coliseum
>take a stroll by Palatine Hill
>no one around
>ask her "feeling risky?"
>maaayyybe 😉
>start making out
>proceeds to start sucking my dick with such an enthusiasm of lust and desire it was the best head ever
>oh my god you're so thick *deep throats* *gags on balls* worships dick
>sucks my dick for 30+ mins nonstop as I'm chillin here looking at the Roman night sky full of stars and the ruins of the heart of western civilization
>she says "you're the boss, do whatever you want"
>proceed to fuck for 45 mins raw
>nut in her mouth
>she says "I'm glad you *came* on this trip. that was the best sex ever"
5/5
>fucked a thiccc as fuck latina for months
>mind blowing sex, amazing ass, total freak
>felt I was getting complacent with her and ghosted for a few months
>hit her up again
>says she's in a relationship now
>she says she wants has something "really special" with some Hispanic beta who does everything for her, when I did nothing for her and let her pay for dates. For Valentine’s Day I had her bring over a pizza and wine and we just fucked
>her beta bf buys her everything and already invited her to his sister’s wedding and he’s into comic book movies and shit fucking KEK
>she only agrees to meet up for a drink after I say “we’re not having sex” knowing full well we are
>start gaming her and telling her about times we fucked when I wore a tie naked that made her go wild and turn into a waterfall
>wear a fitted V neck to show gainz and I slowly escalate touching her
>she starts touching me now and feeling muscles and says “you just wore this shirt so I can see your muscles. You work out a lot”
>nah, I just go to Zumba class
>back to my place
>I know just what gets her going: eating her thicc ass like a mad man
>get the pants off and torpedo her ass with my face
>braps are so goood I nearly cum just from that
>eat her ass for 20 minutes straight tonguing and licking every millimeter like an animal
>smash it doggy and she's tighter than ever like her beta bf did nothing
>"omg you're so deep"
>finish her off missionary smashing her possessed as she claws my back
>smashing with a fury locked right on her face nose to nose
>she pulls me in and says “cum inside me”
>both cum at the same time as she convulses
>she rolls over to snuggle with me and whispers “that was amazing”
>she later says that she almost never has sex with her bf
>still smashing when I want years later. And she’s still with the beta
RP harder lmfao
>wear a fitted V neck to show gainz and I slowly escalate touching her
FITTED V NECK LOL. And using cringe PU terms like "escalating" to physical touch.
>oh my god you're so thick *deep throats* *gags on balls* worships dick
Come on man lmfao, do you have any idea how unhinged you are
Hyper cringe
says the guy who hate read all of it hoping it's not real. Imagine thinking any of that is far fetched lmao
Her name? Albert Einstein.
big if true
6/6
and then I woke up
>make eye contact with female
>they smile at me/don't look disgusted
I know it isn't a mire, it's just nice that people are no longer repulsed by my presence. It's wild how much friendlier people are as well. I had a random dude in a carpark just start complaining to me about the weather for just a few moments as we walked in the same direction today. Last week an old lady asked me if I could drive her down the road because she walked to the shops but bought too much and wasn't confident she could carry it all back home. Checkout girls also now speak to me more than the polite "how was your day?" There was a time when such interactions would die an awkward death as they bagged my groceries. Now there is some basic form of casual conversation. It feels like I've become visible after who knows how long of being invisible.
Jesus Christ tho, I'm absolutely terrible at casual conversation. I've been unsocialized for so long that when people start talking to me I genuinely have no idea what to say.
Same here bro 100%. Feels great. Keep going my dude.
Yeah, when people talk to me it takes a second to register that they’re actually talking to me. Still feels out of place but it’s getting there, keep it up anon
>at nephew's bday party
>randomly picked to play a party game with 9 other people
>separated into two teams, male & female
>game is just chill, just mental stuff
>asked by hostess to pick names for our teams
>huddled up and one dude came up with "the muscular men" or some shit, wasnt listening just wanted this over with
>hostess asked that guy for our team name, we're lined up since the game reqs that
>"hmm are you sure?"
>am last in line
>she peeks and looks at all of them, then me
>"yeah you're right"
was paired up with skinnyfat 30+ year olds, was worth going there and getting free food
i aint reading your wall texts, niggas
On date mires
>your face has such great proportions
>your skull is shaped so nicely
>you're handsome
>that's ok, it's a good thing you're pretty (context of disagreement on politics and her giving a shit test compliment)
>your parents did a good job
>you look like you workout every day all day
>you have nice eyebrows
One sees my ID when I was bulked with a bloated face. not even fat, just carry weight horribly in my face normal or above weight
>it's like you're a different person
being lean is really everything. Fit gives garbage advice and browsing here for 5 years I was not properly dosed with the leanpill
>your skull is shaped so nicely
this was never said
and now you're an edgelord
These are strange. Sometimes things aren't RPing or Edgelording... sometimes it's just real life. Are you OK?
>running around outside without a shirt
>getting more and more dudes who give me a thumbs up or other encouragement
>nothing from the women so far
oh well, one day I guess
women hate hard work. they want you to be an ubermensch inherently.
Probably, I'v never in my life gotten a compliment from women, while with guys, if you put in enough work they will respect or give you mires for what you have achieved.
Frankly women are so greedy with giving any kind of positive attention while only wanting it for themselves that I'm inherently disgusted by them. Slowly I began to hate them.
Women get compliments for every minor shit they do, that's why they don't value them
and thats why I no longer value them.
Their cowardice disgusts me, their greed disgusts me, their lack of backbone and inability to stand up for anything that requires self sacrifice disgusts me.
Women disgust me. It's a shame I'm hetrosexual and only find the female body attractive.
keyed
I cannot tell the difference between mires and sarcasm
>look at girl
>she looks back
>i smile
>she smiles back
it aint much, but ill take it
my 1st mire
>walking out of gym just finished with my workout
>as i walk out older lady walks in
>catch her staring at my arms
felt kind of nice :]
>Look at girl
>Smile at girl
>Girl looks back at me with disgust
At least they look at me with disgust after I smile to them.
Hey, she looked at you. That's a start.
>last month
>walking to the bench I usually eat lunch on
>walk across qt3.14 from one of my classes
>she does not immediately turn revolted and we locked eye contact for half a second
>spend the rest of the month in elation
Was at a neighbors house for a fire pit recently and the girl that was with him said I had a manly and fit shape to my shoulders and hips lmao. She asked to see my tattoos inside and then said she's not one to home wreck (I mentioned my gf) but that she and the guy aren't an item and if things don't work out with my gf to look her up. Was very weird. I used to be super obese so being normal BMI and novice lifting this is the closest I can get to mired
>said I had a manly and fit shape to my shoulders and hips
>my sides lol
>she's not one to home wreck
She was asking for your permission to homewreck. If you had wanted to hit it that night you could have.
Yeah I know but you gotta give me a better compliment than "nice taper" to ruin my life. Also id never do that but its at least half a mire
>Yeah I know but you gotta give me a better compliment than "nice taper" to ruin my life.
I lol'ed. Good man Anon, good man. I just wanted to make sure you know what you're about.
The only mire I got from my 24 years of existence was from a total stranger 65-70 dude when I was 14 telling how beautiful my neck is. I didnt understand what was going on until much later. He also kissed me on the cheek too. Might have made me a bit gay that day from trauma.
>be me
>Work function
>Talking shit with my colleagues
>Office twink comes over to our table
>Drunk off some girly cocktails
>"Heeey Anon, i've been looking for you all night :3"
>Starts feeling up my biceps
I'll take it.
>only mires I have so far are from gross old men
I hate this
stop hanging out around old men and start hanging out around fucking women, i swear to god neo-SwoleShack is next level retarded
Got a few this weekend but this one is my favorite
>go to pool party at a dayclub in the entertainment district of my town
>hot chicks everywhere
>also lots a dudes mogging me
>whatever I'm dancing in the pool and getting drunk
>dance around
>mfw
>notice a girl looking my way
>point at her while dancing then face the stage again
>notice her still staring after a bit
>wave her to come over
>she does
>talk a bit and ask her if she came with someone
>she said she did but just a tinder date
>tell her to give him a chance but if she's still interested come find me after the show
>wideeyednod.gif
>dance around some more chatting with bunch of people, real fun time
>mfw
>end of the show
>waiting for uber to show up
>same girl walks up to me
>ask her "no luck?"
>she says "not yet" and smiles
>I tell her my uber is 3 mins away and ask if she needs a ride
>she says I'll call one at your place
>my place, we fuck, she leaves, still texting me
That one felt pretty good guys, too bad she's a total slut or else I'd see her again, oh well, find excuses to show gains bros, that one might as well have fallen from the sky.
>pool party at a day club
wut
disgusting
>kissing your girlfriends friend in front of her
Both of you need to die
Why? It's natural for a high status man to have multiple girls.
Not sure if a mire
>in gym
>training pull ups in corner sort of area in gym, basically no reason to come over unless you're doing pull ups or to get yoga mats
>grill walks up to me think she probably wants a yoga mat
>make eye contact
>she says "sorry"
>she turns around and walks away without getting anything
I'm used to be on the other side of the spaghetti. But what the duck was her problem?
prob looking down and didnt realize you were there?
Do you have a israeli nose? That could explain it
>nah, I just go to Zumba class
A coworker was measuring my blood pressure and she said I had big arms
>doing lateral raises
>in between sets a guy comes up to me and asks
>"hey so you are a trainer right?"
>i answer that no, but that was the best thing anyone has told me
>proceed to talk a bit
Felt pretty good. Maybe not a mire, but a recognition at least
Don't have any personal mire, but I like this webm.
I really like it too, idk why, but it makes me happy inside
Is this a blind girl "miring" the only way she is physically able to?
Very wholesome
goes for one last grab at the chest after the hug, kek
lately I have been mirin myself, best boost in confidence i've had in years.
>be me
>on a date with hinge catfish
>still being a nice gentleman
>excuse myself to pee
>drunk bachlorette party at a table eye fucks me as I walk past to bathroom
Feelsgoodman
If a girl catfishes me bad on a date from an app, I'll straight up go to the bathroom, unmatch them and leave lol. Feels great everytime.
Should have ditched her and gone to The bachelorette party
Bumping so I can keep living vicariously through a bunch of internet frens
based "living vicariously through anons' experience" poster. Whenever I see you post this, it always puts a smile on my face, that you fren for making my day from time to time
I've gotten a few genuine smiles that I can no longer deny not being towards me, mostly while grocery shopping and since I lost a lot of body fat and became more muscular.
Weird after going a whole life without any attention like this. I noticed a woman checking me out from a distance and then a bit later after crossing paths in the aisle she looked me in the eyes and gave me the brightest smile, made my heart flutter for a moment
Conflicted feelings, not sure how to feel about it after being invisible for so long but I'll take it
This one time a girl I was seeing came over to my place before a party we were going to and while we were kissing she started sucking my neck and gave me a hicky.
I asked her why and she just said
>I wanted to mark you so other girls wouldn't hit on you
We were just starting out and both knew different groups going to the same party.
I think about that a lot.
>Walking out of gym
>Random lady in her 40s drives past me in her Subaru Outback
>”Excuse me you’re handsome”
>Drives away
Made me feel pretty good actually
>be me
>overweight, down from morbidly a beast
>I've been lifting more and doing cardio less
>feel like I hit a plateau because I've been at the same weight for months
>friends tell me they still see a difference
>I don't believe them
>babysitting 3YO nephew
>wearing workout fit so I can start as soon as he gets picked up
>"uncle anon, you have big arms. Will I get strong too if I wear your shirt?"
>immediately go hard on that days workout
>going harder on cardio since then
That was 2 weeks ago, I'm down about 7 pounds since then. Thanks little man, you have no idea what that meant to me.
>uncle anon
OH NO
GODDAMMIT. I need to work on my syntax. We're Hispanic, it's pretty common to refer to your aunts and uncles as strictly that, tia/tio.
>pick up a 3 year old child
>"immediately go hard"
anon....
>be me
>full moon tonight, thought it looked pretty
>decide to take a brief night walk around my neighborhood
>almost done when a truck drives by, going the same way as me
>thinking about things until I notice he stopped up ahead
>odd...
>the truck starts backing up
>wtf?
>maybe he just wants directions, but I grip my concealed Ruger LCP anyway
>Hispanic tries to talk to me, can't really understand him
>I hear him say "Are you married?" a couple of times
>"No," I said
>I keep walking, wondering if I'm going to have to shoot this guy
>he says "I want to suck your dick" several times as I walk away
>eventually he drives away
>think, "I should post this in a mire thread"
This happened about 2 hours ago. I wish homosexuals would repent or neck themselves.
>at highschool
>One of the kids asks if I'm a body builder
Dyel af, but I felt good to get a compliment.
Make sure you remember to mire others.
Everyone in these threads always talking about how good some small interaction made them feel.
When you see that bloke in the gym who has been working hard for months make an effort an say something like "hey man looking good", "you lost a heap of weight" "you're getting heaps stronger".
Will make you and them feel better for the day an maybe some of you will make an actual real life friend for ince
I've legit thought about making a mirin thread, where you pay tones you mired people.
An angelic young woman (around 17 years old, I think) did a double take when she saw me in Sainsbury's today lads
>Be at shitty hole in the wall gym, with old rusted equipment that reeks of vape juice
>Loading up an 10kg at the squat rack
>Fuck this place, there's no 2.5 kg microplates, a 10kg increase is too much for me
>Stare at it, doubting that I will be able to finish even a set
>Suddenly two boys, around the age of 9, that were playing in the street walk in, there's no reception at the desk to stop them.
>They start playing around with the dumbbells and do dumb kid things
>One of them sees me leaning on the barbell
>"Sir can you really lift that?"
>"Uuuh, yes?"
>"Do it!"
>Waste no time, get under the barbell immediately no, time for those pre-lift rituals
>Start squatting
>I'm in pain, but I don't want to disappoint these kids
>Finish the set with a very shaky last rep
>Lean on the squat rack for support to catch my breath
>The boys are wide-eyed with amazement, "Sir you are so strong!"
>I give a smile and wave, "Thanks"
>The kids resume playing around
>I start my rest period timer and continue the rest of my sets
It was only lmao1pl8, I was recovering from an injury. But damn that felt nice. Makes me want to become a dad someday.