Ronaldo da vinci

What kind of routine do you recommend to acquire pic related kind of body?

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    weigh 40 kilos

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >weigh 40 kilos
      It's funny because he's only like 5kg lighter than Cristiano Ronaldo

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    don't have sex and have your wife's ex boyfriend fuck your wife instead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lol didn’t she reject Messi when they were younger and then come back around when he got famous

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yep, thats the one.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ronaldo da vinci
    that's Pissi Cuckitini, famous chocker

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Look at those forehead veins on the lady, damn

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jesus my veins aren't even that big on my forehead

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    be born with hgh deficiency so doctors can pump you full of steroids legally since age 9

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pushups 5 days a week, pullups 3 days a week, walk 2 miles outdoors 5 days a week, sprints 2 days a week.

    Eat 3 meals a day, maximum 750 calories each, no snacks in between.

    That’s basically it, he’s lean but I’ve known plenty of people who look like this that don’t even exercise.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hgh since 8 years old
    >Guardiola's nandrolone
    >Dr Fuentes special
    wala, OP now has 7 Balon d'Ors and gets paid 1 million euro every week

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Ronaldo bro, that's the other guy.

    Mpabbe.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Lionelli Messi?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        thats not messi in the pic, thats clearly Haaland. The Lebron James of soccer.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One set of childhood friend to wife.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nagatoro?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >MY NAME IS PISSIVS KEKITTINUS MAXIMUS, CAPTAIN OF THE CHOKERS OF PARIS, COMMANDER OF THE ARGENTVN PECHOS, LOYAL SERVANT TO THE TRUE EMPEROR, OILVS SHEKELS. FATHER TO THREE RETARDED SONS, HUSBAND TO A BICICLETA OF A WIFE. AND I WILL HAVE MY CROSSBAR SHOT IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >HUSBAND TO A BICICLETA OF A WIFE
      kek
      where do I recognize this from?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Messi > maradona
    Vengan de a 10 manga de putos

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pissi «pecho frio» Cucktini Messhart

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Footballers are pathetic, I will never understamd why theyre paid so much money. Money laundering or something, gotta be.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Footballers are pathetic, I will never understamd why theyre paid so much money. Money laundering or something, gotta be.
      Sports is in the entertainment industry, everything’s scripted and the masses pay a shit ton for tickets and Merch among other things. If you had a star actor in your production house, wouldn’t you pay him a retainer to stay on board?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Eurofags and beaners are cultic about their soccer players, it's like americans and football teams, or zoomers and homosexual ecelebs. Basically hero worship and idolatry

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      biggest and most populair sport in the world. Everybody in the world plays that sport. Why would they pay footballers for playing worlds biggest and most populair sport?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    everybody is miring TSUUU in that picture. Only gaymar loosk jealous because TSUUU is sitting next to his boyfriend

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they could make a movie called brokeback football dressing room

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    w2c shorts

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