Has anybody tried eating these? I’m going to order a few online, but I was wondering, is there a way to get them cheap by dealing directly with a farmer? Every butcher I have called only has liver/heart.
Rocky Mountain Oysters
Has anybody tried eating these? I’m going to order a few online, but I was wondering, is there a way to get them cheap by dealing directly with a farmer? Every butcher I have called only has liver/heart.
You can get this for free on grindr you gaynagger
Per 100g
>135 calories
>26g of protein
Alright you have my attention. How much are they online?
ok, but what's the texture like? i can't stomach things that have the consistency of fat or whatever
i can't imagine biting into a testicle would be pleasant.
Swallow it whole like actual oysters then
but will my body be able to digest it well if i don't chew? i'd be swallowing balls for nothing.
yeah that's a deal breaker for me. i'd gag on those balls (lol)
The video I watched said it was chewy and gummy.
>Per 100g
>>135 calories
>>26g of protein
>Alright you have my attention. How much are they online?
Do you legitimately want to eat standalone wild testicles when you could eat chicken breast for
>165 calories
>31 (THIRTY FUCKING ONE) grams of protein
every 100 grams of CB?
I heard that they might ban their consumption in professional sports which piqued my interest. The test boost is the main draw to eating them, though I do not know the extent of the benefits. That’s why I want to eat s bunch of them for a few weeks and see for myself.
If you want a test boost, do cold immersions before working out. I've read a boomer that gained 500% increase in T levels after doing just that. Google eet.
>That’s why I want to eat s bunch of them for a few weeks and see for myself
>he was never going to get bloodwork done
>his plan was to eat a bunch of sheep nuts and decide if he "felt" like his testosterone increased
All I care about is athletic performance increases which are very easy to observe when you have been slowly progressing in weightlifting for years.
based anecdote chad vs cringe bloodwork autist
>OP posts thread and leaves
maybe he really does just enjoy gargling testicles.
>Every butcher I have called only has liver/heart.
likewise.
Where do you plan to get them from online?
Are the insides solid? Am I supposed to cook them?
kek
I’m planning on buying it from a farm in my state. They deliver them on ice I guess. It is $10 for a pair(.4-1.25 lbs) They don’t specify which animal you get it from and charge for shipping.
>don't specify which animal you get it from
Like, you don't know the animal's name, or you don't even know the animal's species?
They say it will either come from a lamb or bull, you don’t get to pick. To be fair, they might add more than 2 to the order if they are small or something. They aren’t very clear on it.
Sol Brah are you about to sell us Sol Brah's Hyperborean Auroch Testicles?
They're not bad if prepared properly.
I had them once at a restaurant in Nevada. They were very good. They were prepared almost like a country fried steak. Flattened and breaded and it came with a really good BBQ sauce. I don't know how they'd taste prepared differently, but it just tasted like meat to me.
Imagine being memed into eating literal balls lmao
You're seriously gonna PAY to eat actual balls?
Are these like Prairie Oysters, and sourced from emasculated castrated buffalos / bulls ---> steers???
My dad is 79 and has eaten them most of his life.
cute garloids
Get brain. Its super delicious.
>muh protein-packed "Sweet Breads"
uhhh ... visually and conceptually revolting asf ... just no.
Get prion diseases you mean.
way too fatty. We only use brain to grease pans with before cooking in my 3rd world
>testicles covered in fibreglass
>eat
asiatics are weird brah
/fit/
>Can I swallow balls (testicles) (literal balls) for testosterone boost?
next youll be drinking whale sperm
bros the only place that sells organ meat online is a pet food shop. Is it safe?
this is the site btw. Would you buy these?
https://specialdogsshop.dk/500-g-1000-g-barf/3831-kalve-testikler-1-kg.html
I’d be arraid that the standards pet food is held to would be lower than those for human consumption.
The best way to eat them is not healthy. I prefer fried with calamari sauce.
Granted I only eat elk/deer rocky mtn oysters after my kill for that year.