I’m pretty sure if you take oral minoxidal it grows hair everywhere on your body, not 100% sure though, you might wanna look into that, not sure if dermatology would work
I mean, you've been posting for days and probably weeks about how pathetic straight guys are. One could say you don't really exhibit much personality beyond that.
I actually know a couple of girls IRL that browse SwoleShack. They are quite fun and nice people overall. The biggest critique I have of them is that they verbally use SwoleShack terminology like "kek" quite often, which is both cringe and annoying
If you, and everyone else taking this "survey," saw 4's face you wouldn't rank him near as high. A body that fat has a round and unattractive pumpkin head.
- How old were the women who voted?
- What did they looked like? Were they even hot or was this BuzzFeed HR?
- What were their hobbies?
You will get different results if you ask young women vs old women. You will get different results if you ask fat women vs skinny women. You will get different results if you ask single moms, married women, soccer moms, sedentary women, students, etc.
We need more info next time.
What I want to know is what typical cute brunette girl wants (pic related).
I read the source on that, the study
it was middled aged and college aged women with an average height of 5'3" and waist size of 38 (fat as fuck)
first, the discrepancy was inconsistent, a P value of less than a fucking coin flip. the only conclusion is women dont know what they want becuase the data was so inconclusive. Putting it in graphs like this is extremely misleading
would would would would no no no
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no no would no no no
no no no no no
would would no no would no
It's well known what women want. Just look at the newest heart throb actor, their personal trainers are literally paid to sculpt them into a woman's ideal so the dollarinos come crashing in.
>Trusting what women say
Have you ever had a girlfriend? What girls say and what they really want are two different things entirely.
Why do you think everyone says to treat women like children? Because that's exactly what they act like. They say what they think people want to hear, but as soon as it's up to them to make a decision you'll see what they really want.
Not really 4, it's just a really good angle of him and good lighting. You always want to stay lean, I say this as a ex dirty bulking maniac. You will look better and feel better. Your face will look better too. I'd say the best ones are
3,13,7,11. number 1 seems quite roided out but that's a great physique nonetheless.
Does anyone have a link to the actual study this is from? I've seen it on fit for years and I'm curious if it's actually real. Also pretty surprising more women prefer 10 to 12, but more surprising that 10 and 14 are tied.
I too am sceptical about this "survey" but one thing I can tell you is most women doesn't really like the uber muscular body type especially if said body doesn't match a face that they desire.
though if this survey would be conducted on men, I'm pretty sure that 1, 5 and the other muscular builds would rate extremely high.
Women like strong men, and women like shredded men. Variation is just personal preference determined by genetic and environmental variables. Outliers are fetishes.
This image is why I stopped trying to cut below 12% bf.
What's the difference between 3, 7, 9 and 13? And what's the difference between 4 and 11? What explains the huge discrepancies in percentages found in similar physiques?
>do cardio work every day >eat enough of a calorie surplus to reach body size #10 >devote my life to chasing women at night with the most terrifying physique
It's so easy
Women will say they don't like muscular guys because they make them insecure/intimidated and they have to put forth effort into remaining attractive or they aren't the attractive one in the relationship any more so they have no power. So what they claim they want really doesn't matter. They aren't gonna say and they don't know what actually gets them wet. Any guy who went from out of shape to fit with a GF telling him his body is fine just the way it is, already knows the bullshit they spout.
Its more like they want to feel in control. If the man is better than what they have aka attractiveness they don't have any because she's easily replaceable.
Do you straights have a personality beyond being desperate for women's approval?
>Do you straights have a personality beyond being desperate for women's approval?
no, now fuck off
i want midsection like this, what do i need to do
Train abs and don’t get too lean
what do I do for body hair. can i derma roll my chest and abs
also that chest looks huge
I’m pretty sure if you take oral minoxidal it grows hair everywhere on your body, not 100% sure though, you might wanna look into that, not sure if dermatology would work
Just roid like the guy in the pic
>roiding for that
I'd say that's a pretty nice physique to roid for
Brutal. Imagine being gay and ugly. Men are very direct in telling you you're an ugly fuck
I mean, you've been posting for days and probably weeks about how pathetic straight guys are. One could say you don't really exhibit much personality beyond that.
yes, being despwrate for the approval of our fathers, something you homos lack
me on the left
4 is closest to my ideal, yes. 6 with some muscle tone is alright too. I just like some chub and not pure muscle low bf %
YWNBAW
I'm a married woman, but okay.
Post proof then
Imagine the type of woman who goes on SwoleShack.
Now imagine marrying her.
Why does his face look so fucked up in this image
Because he's imagining the type of woman who uses SwoleShack and the poor low T guy who shacked up with her
Been here since 2007 and he used to browse as well, I'm still around to piss off dumbasses like you by merely existing. It's great entertainment.
post bobs siress
post milk
Embarrassing.
I actually know a couple of girls IRL that browse SwoleShack. They are quite fun and nice people overall. The biggest critique I have of them is that they verbally use SwoleShack terminology like "kek" quite often, which is both cringe and annoying
That's fair. I tend to say "rip" a lot to replace "I'm sorry". Closest internet speak problem. Easy to catch on and keep saying.
If you, and everyone else taking this "survey," saw 4's face you wouldn't rank him near as high. A body that fat has a round and unattractive pumpkin head.
>tfw im a 7 but still get 0 pussy
Fuck this
Maybe you’re just ugly
I am 6'4 with an average face but the truth is I dont have much opportunities to meet women atm and Im too lazy to go on dating apps or such
Stop complaining if you're just treading water
- How old were the women who voted?
- What did they looked like? Were they even hot or was this BuzzFeed HR?
- What were their hobbies?
You will get different results if you ask young women vs old women. You will get different results if you ask fat women vs skinny women. You will get different results if you ask single moms, married women, soccer moms, sedentary women, students, etc.
We need more info next time.
What I want to know is what typical cute brunette girl wants (pic related).
If you look at the results, you will notice that there weren't many women asked to vote.
I read the source on that, the study
it was middled aged and college aged women with an average height of 5'3" and waist size of 38 (fat as fuck)
first, the discrepancy was inconsistent, a P value of less than a fucking coin flip. the only conclusion is women dont know what they want becuase the data was so inconclusive. Putting it in graphs like this is extremely misleading
Even men have different tastes. I bet no man here will agree on the top 3 of pic related.
3, 17, 32
Top 3 from worst to best:
15
12
2
Fuck, I meant 3, 17, 22
no shit you posted 37 options. Try actually running a real study on it
I'll take three 37's please
Finally a man of taste
would would would would no no no
no no no would would would no
would would would would would no
no no would no no no
no no no no no
would would no no would no
5 8 18
16,23,24
33, 1, 11
Top 3:
19
33
36
3, 12, 18
Give me one!
objective top 3
23
36
33
8
18
33
12, 8, 3
12
13
8
10, 20, 30
Unhappily rolling. It's personal.
8, 14, 20
Especially 14
3, 18, 33
32, 33, 36
Imagine dominating them. Imagine your sons.
18>5>36
I would also remove every combination of "fat" from existence.
2, 3, 16,18, 19, 15,32, 33, 36
I found them
My top 5
>curvy & Fit
>amazon
>strong and petite
>fit
>hourglass
Im objectively correct, cope and seethe
rollings
>SEXO CON 33
SEXO CON 33
>SEXO CON 33
SEXO CON 33
>SEXO CON 33
SEXO CON 33
>SEXO CON 33
SEXO CON 33
>SEXO CON 33
28, 22, 25
third could also be 23, 24, 14, or 4. most difficult.
3 and 12 >>
>would 19/37 in the pic
i love women
>i love women
Gay
beats being a raging homosexual like yourself
>raging homosexual
What’s wrong with being angry and gay?
creates cortisol which is not good for your body.
also the aids thing
Fair point.
8-14
>11
26 is closer to average than 1 is.
Would
1,2,3, 5, 6, 8,11, 12, 13, 15, 16, 18, 19, 22, 32, 33 36
Dream girl would be 32, 11, or 1
It's well known what women want. Just look at the newest heart throb actor, their personal trainers are literally paid to sculpt them into a woman's ideal so the dollarinos come crashing in.
Isn't that because they just don't prioritize lats when training guys because the front is more important for the shirtless scenes
I think it's helpful because it shows you don't have to be a roid tranny
Makes me seethe every time
>tfw you look like 4
>tfw you're 5'7
Post body
>tfw you look like 4
> tfw you're 6'4
> tfw you have a ugly face
>tfw look like 4
>tfw 6’2
>tfw handsome face
>tfw cripplingly autistic
>semi powershitter physique is ideal
doubt
>Trusting what women say
Have you ever had a girlfriend? What girls say and what they really want are two different things entirely.
Why do you think everyone says to treat women like children? Because that's exactly what they act like. They say what they think people want to hear, but as soon as it's up to them to make a decision you'll see what they really want.
So youre telling me this is wrong and that what women really want is 12????
Not really 4, it's just a really good angle of him and good lighting. You always want to stay lean, I say this as a ex dirty bulking maniac. You will look better and feel better. Your face will look better too. I'd say the best ones are
3,13,7,11. number 1 seems quite roided out but that's a great physique nonetheless.
Does anyone have a link to the actual study this is from? I've seen it on fit for years and I'm curious if it's actually real. Also pretty surprising more women prefer 10 to 12, but more surprising that 10 and 14 are tied.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SampleSize/comments/52w3ne/results_whats_your_ideal_male_body_type/
NH can't stop winning
how does he do it brehs?
Nh?
I asked my white gf which are top3 for her, cropped out the percentages and picrel was her answer
>"idk whats my 3rd best"
>slavs
>white
ok
how the fuck is 1 that low??
all the nearly identical stuff gets huge scores
I too am sceptical about this "survey" but one thing I can tell you is most women doesn't really like the uber muscular body type especially if said body doesn't match a face that they desire.
though if this survey would be conducted on men, I'm pretty sure that 1, 5 and the other muscular builds would rate extremely high.
i look like 8
1, 3, 4, 9, 13, 7
in that order
I'm 9 but want to be 3, tips?
Women like strong men, and women like shredded men. Variation is just personal preference determined by genetic and environmental variables. Outliers are fetishes.
This image is why I stopped trying to cut below 12% bf.
What's the difference between 3, 7, 9 and 13? And what's the difference between 4 and 11? What explains the huge discrepancies in percentages found in similar physiques?
I like 1, 3, and 4. my bf is around a 9 so I have a soft spot for that one too
>do cardio work every day
>eat enough of a calorie surplus to reach body size #10
>devote my life to chasing women at night with the most terrifying physique
It's so easy
>Redpill on the ideal physique
Ascended ottermode at 10-12% bodyfat (pic related).
Women will say they don't like muscular guys because they make them insecure/intimidated and they have to put forth effort into remaining attractive or they aren't the attractive one in the relationship any more so they have no power. So what they claim they want really doesn't matter. They aren't gonna say and they don't know what actually gets them wet. Any guy who went from out of shape to fit with a GF telling him his body is fine just the way it is, already knows the bullshit they spout.
so they want a powertrip
Its more like they want to feel in control. If the man is better than what they have aka attractiveness they don't have any because she's easily replaceable.
I achieved #4 with slightly smaller biceps, and women did not flock to me.
Only seen one guy here who had a mirin ideal
bros how do I achieve 4 mode, just started lifting last month
isn't #4 kinda high bf%? but fit told me low bf is good
>obese fatsos still higher than the skinny dude (#12)
dubs always win, dont give a fuck what women think or want.