This is such a professional-neet-i-haven't-left-the-house-in-years response. Idk where you live but a lot of countries literally trim all trees for insurance reasons (people climbing then falling and suing)
Why do you make up bullshit? No one is falling out of trees and suing for damages. And who would they even sue? God? For growing the tree? Get your head out of your ass.
idk if they sued or died or whatever but its true in my experience. not to mention good luck finding a tree in most cities. sometimes i get lucky and have some rails like pic related to use but its far from common
I need to buy/make some kind of collapsible gymnastic bar that I can take anywhere. Inverted rows are essential cos I so rarely get chance to do pullups
Where tf do you live that has trees that you can just do pullups on with grip-size boughs or branches a safe and accessible height from the ground?
What a retard take
Where tf do you live that has trees that you can just do pullups on with grip-size boughs or branches a safe and accessible height from the ground?
What a retard take
Literal retard.
Do Americans really have to trees they can do pullups on?
I'm english, we have trees everywhere if you're not an urbanfag, but I wouldn't do pullups on them.
Branches boughs are either too high, too low, too thick to grip, too thin to bear weight, suggesting trees as gym equipment beyond climbing them is genuinely retarded.
Climb up and back down again sure, but you aren't gonna be doing pullups on tree branches, not here anyway
Do you not have doors in England? Or a playpark? Also post body.
1 year ago
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>wtf dude do you weigh 10kg or something? >playpark lol yeah just hang out in a playpark like a pedo bro it'll be fine bro no one will call the police bro
1 year ago
Anonymous
Go at 6am then Jesus fuck it's not hard.
1 year ago
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>6am
Dude here is a british playpark schedule; >6am-7pm children >7pm-6am drug dealers and stabbings
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Pick up some drugs at the same time then. Fine whatever don't do pull ups, idgaf. I still want to see someone who got buff from only push ups.
Where tf do you live that has trees that you can just do pullups on with grip-size boughs or branches a safe and accessible height from the ground?
What a retard take
you can see his lil soi underwear under the fucking WHITE PANTS. who dresses like this? orange sleeveless top. fucking kek.
My trash pressed industrial wastewood and carton paper door would break in half under my weight and Im barely 170lbs but the door hinges might give out sooner.
Jesus christ people just buy a portable pull up bar and put it in your hallway. The only thing you need are 20 dollars and two walls. As long as you're not an obese monster weighing over 250 pounds it'll hold up fine.
Bro, this dude in the camp gym in staying at was doing these as part of a circuit in the squat rack along with bent over dumbbell rows resting his hand on the bar
just use the edge of a table. same fucking effect without the risk of killing yourself with in the stupidest way possible
https://i.imgur.com/qkmPyPB.png
This is rowing, not a pull up.
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Just do them like pic rel
you are going to break the hinges on the door. trust me, that has happend to me. you even have to be careful if you put the towel on the doorhandle to make some kind of row...
When I was younger there was this guy who was buff as fuck when all of us were dyels. Not a very strong back, but godly pecs, arms and shoulders. He just did one exercise: 200 push-ups every morning.
literally all you need to get a body that most women find desirable are push ups, pull ups/chin ups, squats, and ab exercises. none of you can convince me otherwise.
further than that, they got big on weights, then swapped to calisthenics. Calisthenics does build muscle, but not significantly, and it's msotly just enough to keep your current muscles in shape since more mass = more work.
>be me >join the Army >do like a million pushups in three years >do like 55 pushups on 2-minute PT test >score never improves no matter how many pushups I do >no muscle gains either >leave army >lift weights >2plates >try some pushups for the hell of it >can do like 100 pushups in couple weeks
I ate like a pig.
Pushups are for manlets and fags.
If you're a 5'4 Hispanic I guess the small amount of muscle you get from pushups is noticeable on your tiny bird chest
its all i do and im buff as fuk
i wish i could do pullups but i travel a lot and its hard to find a consistent place to do them
Never heard of trees?
This is such a professional-neet-i-haven't-left-the-house-in-years response. Idk where you live but a lot of countries literally trim all trees for insurance reasons (people climbing then falling and suing)
Why do you make up bullshit? No one is falling out of trees and suing for damages. And who would they even sue? God? For growing the tree? Get your head out of your ass.
idk if they sued or died or whatever but its true in my experience. not to mention good luck finding a tree in most cities. sometimes i get lucky and have some rails like pic related to use but its far from common
I need to buy/make some kind of collapsible gymnastic bar that I can take anywhere. Inverted rows are essential cos I so rarely get chance to do pullups
in the city you can do pullups on scaffolding, crosswalk signs or at the park.
>cityfags don't even know what trees look like or how they work
Lmfao wut
City slickers on suicide watch.
Do Americans really have to trees they can do pullups on?
I'm english, we have trees everywhere if you're not an urbanfag, but I wouldn't do pullups on them.
Branches boughs are either too high, too low, too thick to grip, too thin to bear weight, suggesting trees as gym equipment beyond climbing them is genuinely retarded.
Climb up and back down again sure, but you aren't gonna be doing pullups on tree branches, not here anyway
>im english
Do you have a pullup license yet?
I've nowhere to do them so I haven't bothered applying.
If I was a paki though I'd just use my cousin's, but pakis also don't do pullups
I do pullups on tree branches just fine and i live in the city
Do you not have doors in England? Or a playpark? Also post body.
>wtf dude do you weigh 10kg or something?
>playpark lol yeah just hang out in a playpark like a pedo bro it'll be fine bro no one will call the police bro
Go at 6am then Jesus fuck it's not hard.
>6am
Dude here is a british playpark schedule;
>6am-7pm children
>7pm-6am drug dealers and stabbings
Pick up some drugs at the same time then. Fine whatever don't do pull ups, idgaf. I still want to see someone who got buff from only push ups.
Where tf do you live that has trees that you can just do pullups on with grip-size boughs or branches a safe and accessible height from the ground?
What a retard take
Literal retard.
Holy shit, this has to be one of the most retarded ideas I've ever seen on this board and that's saying something. Just buy a fucking pull up bar
Meh. Before I built my pull-up bar, that's what I did.
You can really focus on the full RoM and hold at the top to really get the most out of the movement. It's not that bad.
This is rowing, not a pull up.
Just do them like pic rel
Don't you end up grinding your balls on the door latch with this
Which is a good thing.
That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen
Jej do poorfags really
you can see his lil soi underwear under the fucking WHITE PANTS. who dresses like this? orange sleeveless top. fucking kek.
My trash pressed industrial wastewood and carton paper door would break in half under my weight and Im barely 170lbs but the door hinges might give out sooner.
Jesus christ people just buy a portable pull up bar and put it in your hallway. The only thing you need are 20 dollars and two walls. As long as you're not an obese monster weighing over 250 pounds it'll hold up fine.
Thats a great way to rip a door from a hinge. If its a hollow core door, it could destroy it.
Bro, this dude in the camp gym in staying at was doing these as part of a circuit in the squat rack along with bent over dumbbell rows resting his hand on the bar
some kind of weird ass super set?
just use the edge of a table. same fucking effect without the risk of killing yourself with in the stupidest way possible
you are going to break the hinges on the door. trust me, that has happend to me. you even have to be careful if you put the towel on the doorhandle to make some kind of row...
Post physique
Post weight
Ever heard of trees?
>buff as fuk
Post body
Post body homosexual
post pic I dont believe you
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When I was younger there was this guy who was buff as fuck when all of us were dyels. Not a very strong back, but godly pecs, arms and shoulders. He just did one exercise: 200 push-ups every morning.
Yep, fittest kid in my highschool basically just did the typical push-ups, sit-ups, and running. It was just consistency and having a decent diet.
push ups get a bad rep because of all the retards banging them out with absolute dog shit form
BOOBA
Push ups are the single most comprehensive exercise for aesthetics. Just do them you little bitch...everything else will come.
And thats a good thing
literally all you need to get a body that most women find desirable are push ups, pull ups/chin ups, squats, and ab exercises. none of you can convince me otherwise.
if you can keep 0% fat yes.
You say that but also post a guy with clearly developed shoulders and traps
Exercising for women is only done by fags. None of you can convince me otherwise.
think clearly about what you said anon
all the people that are big sized that advertise "calisthenics" either do weighted movements or are actually doing weight lifting off camera.
further than that, they got big on weights, then swapped to calisthenics. Calisthenics does build muscle, but not significantly, and it's msotly just enough to keep your current muscles in shape since more mass = more work.
You don't need to do the pull ups on a tree branch if you take some oly rings with you
>be me
>join the Army
>do like a million pushups in three years
>do like 55 pushups on 2-minute PT test
>score never improves no matter how many pushups I do
>no muscle gains either
>leave army
>lift weights
>2plates
>try some pushups for the hell of it
>can do like 100 pushups in couple weeks
tdr: pushups are for gay retarded skellys
more like you didnt eat properly in the army and/or burned everything on the mandatory cardio and couldnt grow muscles
I ate like a pig.
Pushups are for manlets and fags.
If you're a 5'4 Hispanic I guess the small amount of muscle you get from pushups is noticeable on your tiny bird chest
My best was 78.
Then again, I got smoked a lot lol
I lift to titmog and assmog women.
is that disgust or a mire
envy
I got pretty respectable triceps doing just diamond pushups.
homosexual.