>be in Atlanta for work >I go to different churches whenever I travel just to up my xp >closest church is a presbyrtarian church in a beautiful building >walk over this morning at 10:45am >get there at 11am, it’s all outside, a lot of weird looking people >some guy pulls up a folding chair for me >I sit and the insane homeless guy keeps turning around and staring at me >fat country guitarist singing a Jesus song at the front of the aluminum folding chair assembly >homeless guy turns around again with one eye open, looks insane >he speaks: >”hey man you got some big ass muscles, making me jealous, I wish I had muscles like that man I tell ya I tell ya my friend” >say thanks >start to put it together that there’s a lot of homeless people here for some reason, tho there is a family with young kids and one cute girl sitting next to a visibly homeless guy >guy in front of me turns around again >”hey brother you got anything to smoke” >”no sorry” >watch bald insane woman in front of the guy in front of me say “hey I’ll smoke anything baby”, reveals her smile of rotted black teeth >guy in front of me turns around again: >hey big guy let me ask you this, do you have anything to smoke? Crystal? Do you have any crystal? Be honest big man” >I leave and go to some gay church across the street that makes me wear a mask and the bitch doing the sermon reads an entire essay written by a trans activist for some reason.
>I leave and go to some gay church across the street that makes me wear a mask and the bitch doing the sermon reads an entire essay written by a trans activist for some reason.
I’d rather stay with the crack addicts tbh
Like the other anon said, I'd rather be part of the service with the drug addicts, but this one reminds me of a weird mire I had a while back.
>be walking to the store >some drugged up woman shouting nonsense and pacing sporadically around >have to walk past her while she's raving >as I walk past her raving stops and I feel her hand squeeze my bicep >she resumes raving as I step away
>go to a local coffee shop to meet a friend >stand in line and there's this cute redhead barista >she keeps making eye contact with me >when i get there she asks my order >tell her black no sugar >she giggles and says that must be very bitter >when i get my coffee she wrote my name and drew the bicep emoji >after my friend gets there he says she keeps looking at me >i figure i might as well shoot my shot >go up and ask her for her number >she gives it to me but says she has a boyfriend >accept it and gonna try to see if she'll fuck >she looks kinda like this girl
I know this is an ironic post, but just a PSA to anons:
A girl only becomes a slut when the guy she fucks decides to leave her. A woman cannot be a slut if men refuse to fuck her. Therefore, a man who fucks many women is, simultaneously, perpetrating the degradation of female character.
>>she gives it to me but says she has a boyfriend
it and gonna try to see if she'll fuck
the only thing to do here is to find out who the guy is and let him know his girl is a whore
Yea wtf is this dogshit, I have to look out for my fellow man who's an obese e girl simping gay? Most of our modern day problems are because men are pussies, then that transfers down generationally
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Yeah pussies who look out for weak men who can't keep a dumb barista girl
I agree, but he has to fuck her first. Or else there's no point. She'll make excuses and say "oh yeah I gave him my number but we didn't do ANYTHING babe", and her beta cuck bf will believe her. That's why it's mandatory to fuck cheating whores.
You're pleased with having your ego stroked because a woman with no respect for her partner found you sexually attractive? Repugnant trash, the lot of you.
Yeah right as if isn't easy as shit to pass thsoe tests. Pretty much every professional boxer is on roids, now, Sam is not a pro, but he's most likely on them too, I highly doubt he stopped doing them for the match.
>on date with big booby Korean >go in for the kiss >she pulls away >fast forward 4 and half hours >lying in bed naked with her >asked what made her change her mind >clamps my bicep and says >this >comments on how tired I made her
My first lay without the help of dating apps. Feeling high off the validation. Found out mid date she was in a love triangle and she still let me hit.
>at club for a DJ I like >at the front of the crowd enjoying the opener >chick shoves herself to the front next to me and starts dancing >hands all over the guy next to her >breaks off from him then hands all over me >I dance and get handsy back >she's loving it >DJ set ends and we make out >hands all over my arms and chest >she puts my hand in her bra on her tits
It was a great night but I'm pretty sure she was mega high because she almost passed out after about an hour of dancing. I got her water then she panicked and bolted out of the club so I didn't get laid, but I still touched boobs for the first time in two years
He can be cringey but he gave me a chuckle when he said post-fight that in training he cut back to a better type of cigarette. You could see they were both gassed pretty badly. Zero stamina.
>be me >former fatty, still around 22% bf but some muscle now, leaner face showing off Chad facial bones >never got attention from women before, fucked a few chubby chicks over the last year but nothin crazy >live in college town so fresh delivery of young ripe pussy for the taking >hit the local club with my boys >at the pregame buddies gf introduces me to this kinda weird but pretty sexy girl, compliments my face, body, and eyes, says she wants to marry me and is all over me all night, she got too drunk to fuck though >girls staring at me all night >had 3 fuckable girls walk up to me and ask for my snapchat >danced with a bunch of different girls, couple pretty good looking ones >as we’re dancing one of them says she wants my baby and puts my hand on her bare pussy and tits >at local pizza place for a slice after the club, Latina milf walks by me but grinds on me before blowing me a kiss and leaving
Didn’t score as I had to be up early but holy fuck boys, the ego boost from that night alone has me feeling high. I still kinda act like a retard around women but god damn, I’m feeling like I’m making it for real this time
>at local pizza place for a slice after the club, Latina milf walks by me but grinds on me before blowing me a kiss and leaving
that's that organ harvesting bait
>be me >returning on a ferry from the islands >10/10 qt walks up to me >says I have the best jawline and eyes she's ever seen >talk for an hour >give her my number >she's an actress >don't hear from her for 5 months >yesterday: strange number calls and says "hi it's Julia, you're the handsome guy with the crazy beautiful eyes right?" >lies and slander >wants to go island camping with me next weekend, >gonna fuck a millionaire 10/10 actress for several days due to eyes and height >working out is pointless
>taking this girl back to my place after we had a couple drinks and danced all night >put on some dumb movie and tell her "since I can, I'm going to get more comfortable" >start taking off my shirt and put on a tank top, she's miring the whole time >she says "I can get comfy too" as she takes off her dress >I grab her and she grabs me back >we kiss and she feels my sides >she says "ooo you have those big muscles on your sides" >"you mean my lats?" >"whatever they're called they're hot" >feelsgoodman
>got catcalled by chud hooker again today
My mom is the only other person who somewhat mires me and tells me I have a better physique.
The hookers weren't even proper women.
>Doing curls >Skinny androgynous zoomer who looked indonesian or hispanic tells me i have nice biceps and a good physique >He asks how long ive been working out >Tell him i started a few days ago >We laugh and i give him the ShoulderPill >Made a new gym friend today
LOOK AT MY V-TAPER
LOOK AT MY PERFECT ABS
I'M CUT
I HAVE BODY DYSMORPHIA
IM DRIPPING
IM DRIPPIIIIING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I fucking lost it when he started yelling LOOK AT MY V-TAPER
I've been repeating this as a mantra since he said it.
IM FULL OF ILLEGAL DOLPHIN HORMONES
Where to buy dolphin hormones pls
t. jotaro
HORSE
BLOOD
I'm going to kill Hasan Piker. In Los Angeles, at his house.
You mean in the ring?
No, in real life.
Why does he insist on looking like a fat hobo?He is like 6'5,it should be easy to be ripped and lean
because he's an artist and comedian. most artists and comedians, especially alternative ones , dont always take care of themselves
being ripped and lean isn't funny and is also very womanly
>be in Atlanta for work
>I go to different churches whenever I travel just to up my xp
>closest church is a presbyrtarian church in a beautiful building
>walk over this morning at 10:45am
>get there at 11am, it’s all outside, a lot of weird looking people
>some guy pulls up a folding chair for me
>I sit and the insane homeless guy keeps turning around and staring at me
>fat country guitarist singing a Jesus song at the front of the aluminum folding chair assembly
>homeless guy turns around again with one eye open, looks insane
>he speaks:
>”hey man you got some big ass muscles, making me jealous, I wish I had muscles like that man I tell ya I tell ya my friend”
>say thanks
>start to put it together that there’s a lot of homeless people here for some reason, tho there is a family with young kids and one cute girl sitting next to a visibly homeless guy
>guy in front of me turns around again
>”hey brother you got anything to smoke”
>”no sorry”
>watch bald insane woman in front of the guy in front of me say “hey I’ll smoke anything baby”, reveals her smile of rotted black teeth
>guy in front of me turns around again:
>hey big guy let me ask you this, do you have anything to smoke? Crystal? Do you have any crystal? Be honest big man”
>I leave and go to some gay church across the street that makes me wear a mask and the bitch doing the sermon reads an entire essay written by a trans activist for some reason.
It was a weird morning.
>I leave and go to some gay church across the street that makes me wear a mask and the bitch doing the sermon reads an entire essay written by a trans activist for some reason.
I’d rather stay with the crack addicts tbh
>church
Lol
Get in touch with God in the middle of nowhere, completely alone, mountain style
So sick of pastors trying to grift me
this is way better than some gay israel loving pastor telling you what he thinks god would want you to do
gnomish larp
Like the other anon said, I'd rather be part of the service with the drug addicts, but this one reminds me of a weird mire I had a while back.
>be walking to the store
>some drugged up woman shouting nonsense and pacing sporadically around
>have to walk past her while she's raving
>as I walk past her raving stops and I feel her hand squeeze my bicep
>she resumes raving as I step away
wtf is that picture god almighty
miscarriage, looks like she didn't handle it well. Spooking me since my fiance is due in 2 days
Congratulations man I'm sure it will be a happy healthy babby
Be prepared to be scared shitless in the hospital, because there's always something out of the order. Enjoy the trip, brother.
Be prepared to be scared shitless in the hospital, because there's always something out of the order. Enjoy the trip, brother.
Hope you don't let them circumsize and chop off your baby's ding dong tip for no good reason. They will ask at least 5 times.
Goodluck and Godspeed. Don’t circumsize him. Praying for you.
put that thing back in the oven is not ready yet
I unironically wish to look like sam hyde
it exudes power
threatening presence
the weak should fear the strong
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
The greatest mires are when people think you can’t hear them.
>go to a local coffee shop to meet a friend
>stand in line and there's this cute redhead barista
>she keeps making eye contact with me
>when i get there she asks my order
>tell her black no sugar
>she giggles and says that must be very bitter
>when i get my coffee she wrote my name and drew the bicep emoji
>after my friend gets there he says she keeps looking at me
>i figure i might as well shoot my shot
>go up and ask her for her number
>she gives it to me but says she has a boyfriend
>accept it and gonna try to see if she'll fuck
>she looks kinda like this girl
nice story until you decided to bang a girl whos in a relationship
who fucking cares moral fag
I thought fags like you were into cuckold?
Shut up cuck gay. It's every man's DUTY to fuck other people's girls, thus exposing them as whores.
I know this is an ironic post, but just a PSA to anons:
A girl only becomes a slut when the guy she fucks decides to leave her. A woman cannot be a slut if men refuse to fuck her. Therefore, a man who fucks many women is, simultaneously, perpetrating the degradation of female character.
GOOD
I'm not ironic in the slightest though
the embodiment of slave morality
How did you ask for her number?
Sperg here trying to leave that life behind
isn't this girl the one who's absolutely ripped, e. g. where she's in front of the bed and her serratus is just popping?
Yeah the pic girl is a pagan on a carnivore diet who competes in pole dancing competitions, name Kaitlin Carkula (might have spelled it wrong)
>>she gives it to me but says she has a boyfriend
it and gonna try to see if she'll fuck
the only thing to do here is to find out who the guy is and let him know his girl is a whore
you have absolutely zero moral obligation to let him know. it’s survival of the fittest out here.
Decayed society.
Exactly fuck that guy he's probably a consoomer who doesn't lift he doesn't deserve the redhead
>he doesnt look out for the boys
>why yes i care about what happens to weak effeminate men
ok gay
Yea wtf is this dogshit, I have to look out for my fellow man who's an obese e girl simping gay? Most of our modern day problems are because men are pussies, then that transfers down generationally
Yeah pussies who look out for weak men who can't keep a dumb barista girl
I agree, but he has to fuck her first. Or else there's no point. She'll make excuses and say "oh yeah I gave him my number but we didn't do ANYTHING babe", and her beta cuck bf will believe her. That's why it's mandatory to fuck cheating whores.
You're pleased with having your ego stroked because a woman with no respect for her partner found you sexually attractive? Repugnant trash, the lot of you.
kek a tripfag who cares about muh honor when thinking about a cumdump
what a whore
>tattooless tradcon larping cottagecore scottish maiden barista
>probably doesn't even know shit about coffee, just hired as a pretty face
no thanks
>why yes, i chose women based on their coffee knowledge, how did you know?
Mirin the Irish Candyman.
THINK IT
DREAM IT
DO IT
I hope he runs for office
Why did you post that picture? Sam uses TRT, he has admitted it in the past.
You gotta get a clean test to fight in the ring, one of the many reasons Piker won't fight him
Yeah right as if isn't easy as shit to pass thsoe tests. Pretty much every professional boxer is on roids, now, Sam is not a pro, but he's most likely on them too, I highly doubt he stopped doing them for the match.
>on date with big booby Korean
>go in for the kiss
>she pulls away
>fast forward 4 and half hours
>lying in bed naked with her
>asked what made her change her mind
>clamps my bicep and says
>this
>comments on how tired I made her
My first lay without the help of dating apps. Feeling high off the validation. Found out mid date she was in a love triangle and she still let me hit.
>love triangle
Hope you used a condom, bro.
>at club for a DJ I like
>at the front of the crowd enjoying the opener
>chick shoves herself to the front next to me and starts dancing
>hands all over the guy next to her
>breaks off from him then hands all over me
>I dance and get handsy back
>she's loving it
>DJ set ends and we make out
>hands all over my arms and chest
>she puts my hand in her bra on her tits
It was a great night but I'm pretty sure she was mega high because she almost passed out after about an hour of dancing. I got her water then she panicked and bolted out of the club so I didn't get laid, but I still touched boobs for the first time in two years
What did they feel like?
bags of salty coins
Not him but soft flesh with spongyness
They felt nice 🙂
like a bag of sand baby 😉
I genuinely hate sam hyde aesthetic and humor and do not get ISTs obsession.
he looks like shit. I don't care about seppo politics.
>sam hyde posted
>assblasted nerds feeling the need to countersignal
You're either a former paypig or a trannoid.
He can be cringey but he gave me a chuckle when he said post-fight that in training he cut back to a better type of cigarette. You could see they were both gassed pretty badly. Zero stamina.
CARN THE SAINTS
i NEVER thought i would masturbate to Sam. but here I am.
just a cooomer for the MASTER of layered irony.
No woman has ever looked at me
>be me
>former fatty, still around 22% bf but some muscle now, leaner face showing off Chad facial bones
>never got attention from women before, fucked a few chubby chicks over the last year but nothin crazy
>live in college town so fresh delivery of young ripe pussy for the taking
>hit the local club with my boys
>at the pregame buddies gf introduces me to this kinda weird but pretty sexy girl, compliments my face, body, and eyes, says she wants to marry me and is all over me all night, she got too drunk to fuck though
>girls staring at me all night
>had 3 fuckable girls walk up to me and ask for my snapchat
>danced with a bunch of different girls, couple pretty good looking ones
>as we’re dancing one of them says she wants my baby and puts my hand on her bare pussy and tits
>at local pizza place for a slice after the club, Latina milf walks by me but grinds on me before blowing me a kiss and leaving
Didn’t score as I had to be up early but holy fuck boys, the ego boost from that night alone has me feeling high. I still kinda act like a retard around women but god damn, I’m feeling like I’m making it for real this time
>at local pizza place for a slice after the club, Latina milf walks by me but grinds on me before blowing me a kiss and leaving
that's that organ harvesting bait
>they wanted my organs because I look healthy
Pretty solid mire imo
>22% bf
>leaner face
How? I can hardly tell the difference in how my face looks until I get below 14-15%
Coworker said “dude I can see your back definition through your shirt holy fuck”, I’m not jacked but at least I’m impressive to skinnyfats
>be me
>returning on a ferry from the islands
>10/10 qt walks up to me
>says I have the best jawline and eyes she's ever seen
>talk for an hour
>give her my number
>she's an actress
>don't hear from her for 5 months
>yesterday: strange number calls and says "hi it's Julia, you're the handsome guy with the crazy beautiful eyes right?"
>lies and slander
>wants to go island camping with me next weekend,
>gonna fuck a millionaire 10/10 actress for several days due to eyes and height
>working out is pointless
her name was albert einstein
you look like the polish/slavic cooking retard from youtube that punches his fridge lmao
>taking this girl back to my place after we had a couple drinks and danced all night
>put on some dumb movie and tell her "since I can, I'm going to get more comfortable"
>start taking off my shirt and put on a tank top, she's miring the whole time
>she says "I can get comfy too" as she takes off her dress
>I grab her and she grabs me back
>we kiss and she feels my sides
>she says "ooo you have those big muscles on your sides"
>"you mean my lats?"
>"whatever they're called they're hot"
>feelsgoodman
That's a good line anon, show her your body while making her want to change into comfy clothes as well, you're pretty slick boy.
Stacy why haven't you messaged me yet?
i want to see alex jones and anna kasparian in a all nude wrestling match
ring girl is mirin his flabby back
>got catcalled by chud hooker again today
My mom is the only other person who somewhat mires me and tells me I have a better physique.
The hookers weren't even proper women.
>Doing curls
>Skinny androgynous zoomer who looked indonesian or hispanic tells me i have nice biceps and a good physique
>He asks how long ive been working out
>Tell him i started a few days ago
>We laugh and i give him the ShoulderPill
>Made a new gym friend today