>never cheats on you
>never fusses over drama
>gives you social gains
>forces you to do cardio
>never cheats on you. >never fusses over drama. >gives you social gains. >forces you to do cardio
>never cheats on you
>never fusses over drama
>gives you social gains
>forces you to do cardio
I feel like a piece of shit every day for losing my place and having to get rid of my best friend. She waiting in a kennel for months before she was adopted and they had to amputate her tail cuz "happy tail"
It's a dog. Not your best friend
Holy shit have a nice day
>IESLB
Fix it. NOW.
>Deranged Bestiality fantasies
G.
Go back
>incel
>spongebob reaction pic
yeah i'm thinking you're a giga homosexual
My ex kept the dog and I miss that dog so much. Really fucked with me having having to leave behind that dog I'll admit I shed a lot of tears over it and sometimes still do when I see an old picture of her(the female dog not the cunt that stole her away from me)
>shits everywhere
>stinks up every space it enters
>makes a mess
>heckin wholesome
catfags need not apply
I hate cats as well
Yes I have a cat. I treat it the same way. He is not my friend. He is an animal I care for. As he is an outdoor cat. He fends for himself and catches his own food. All I do is provide a safe place for him to stay during bad weather. In return he deters and catches mice on my property. Cats are much better animals to care for.
Incredibly self sufficient. Incredibly reliable. Low maintenance. And unlike dogs, cats provide something of value
>Yes I am a catfag
>No, I do not understand friendship or bonding
>Yes, everything is transactional
>No, I do not have a soul.
>he doesn't put his dog to work
Dogs want to work. They want to be given a purpose and to try and help out. They view the family as their pack and most dogs don't want to be a lazy layaround fuck who doesn't contribute unless you raise them that way. They're subservient to humans. They were bred to be a tool for us and have been for the past 40,000 years. They can be a murder machine like a cat if that's what you tell them to do too. If your dog is just laying around and exclusively being snuggly without doing anything else it's your fault because that's the purpose you've given them.
Tell that to the millions of people who own dogs in the city/apartment buildings. Dogs are nothing more than decoration to most people. Yes, there are people who use dogs to hunt (their true purpose) or round up animals but that's only 1% of dogs out there.
He doesn't understand cost analysis and money sinks
You should be making friends with people and bonding with family. Not animals. If you don't have a wife and kids and you have a dog as your best friend... what the actual fuck are you doing with your life
As I said, you don't have a soul. Hence why catfags need not apply.
>I have a soul!
Meanwhile
>he torments a dog to a life of gluttony and depression
>Stockholm syndrome
>breeds dogs to enhance cute features at the cost of health and functionality
>feeds dogs tablescraps and processed garbage then wonders why it dies before 10 years and shits all the time
>gives it a name yet treats it like a slave forbidding the dog to even do simple things like bark or sit on chairs
>God forbid the dog wants to walk around. Guess it's forced to wait for its owner to get their lazy ass up
>when it's outside it's on a chain and leash like a slave
>any sign of resistance and the dog is beat into submission
Nice soul there.
I don't do any of those things, you retarded nagger.
You are a sandnagger aren't you?
You can train them to do just about anything in your house or apartment that you want. They have roughly the intelligence of a 4 year old. I trained mine to help me find my shoes, get me beers, entertain guests, all kinds of stuff. I even trained mine to use the toilet by itself. They're not some stuffed animal you feed. They want to work from a young age, they want to be social and accepted by the pack, and they're very willing to learn whatever it is you want them to do. Your cat on the other hand uses (You) as the tool and will eat your body the moment you die.
>I trained mine to help me find my shoes, get me beers, entertain guests, all kinds of stuff
You've raised a servant and a clown. Good job.
>will eat your body the moment you die.
As it should. At that point my body has served its purpose and it's ready to be consumed by animals+microbes. A dog will eat a human body. There have been many reports of dog owners who have died and the authorities entered the home to find a dog and a half eaten body
>In some cases, it's clear that the animals were scavenging to survive. In one 2007 report, a Chow and a Labrador mix survived for about a month after consuming their dead owner's body, leaving only the top of the skull and an assortment of bone shards.
It's a shame that the only thing of value your dog can do is make your guests laugh. That's like graduating college to be an engineer and your first year you're nothing more than the coffee boy. I doubt this is the "work" your dogs primal instincts want to do
I'm actually not poor. Dogs require upwards of 3000 per year to maintain
>According to a Synchrony study, the average annual cost of dog ownership is $1,270 to $2,803
2000x15=30000 spent over the dogs lifetime
>Dogs require upwards of 3000 per year to maintain
If $250/month sounds like a lot to you, you have cashflow problems
My dog is way more than that.
$22/day for dog daycare * 20 weekdays = $440
Food (you don't just feed your dog straight kibble right?) = $60
$500/month
>dog daycare
Dude what even
Again. It's a money sink. 250 dollars for 0 dollars in return. It's the same people wasting money on fur babies who won't get married and have kids because "children are expensive"
Children are more expensive than dogs, by a lot.
Not really. It's about the same price. Kids eat what you eat, a couple snacks a day, clothes every 6 months. In the end you're raising your legacy continuing your blood instead of raising a fur baby who will die in 10 years. 15 if you're lucky
Have you ever looked up how expensive childcare, private school, college tuition, travel sports, etc. are
>private school
public school or homeschooling
>college tuition
just don't go to college, or they pay it themselves if they want
>travel, sports
going to outdoor places are almost always free, and all they need for sports is a $5 ball
don't reproduce
a father that teach his kids useless luxury are absolutely necessary to live a good life is worse than if he was not present at all
>childcare
Wife isn't a stay at home mom
>priivate school
Wife isnt homeschooling his kids
>college tuition
In state tuition and scholarships
>travel sports
Unnecessary
Half of those can be mitigated by having a trad family/grandparents. Anything else, the kids can actually fund their own lifestyle as they grow up. After all, any kid over the age of 12 should be mowing lawns for money. Then shoveling snow at 14
Nice way of saying you're irresponsible with money
>having more disposable income than me is le irresponsible! you need to buy 0.5 shares in google every month!
Digits status: undeserved
>dogs and kids cost the same
Your posts were bait the entire time weren’t they. Well congratulations anon you had me fooled
kek this is like one of those button memes
>I'm not a poorfag
>I can't spare $250/month for entertainment
Which one you wanna push peasant boy? I'll wait for you to finish sweeping my chimney before you answer.
Lmao. And the 3rd option? Saving that money to invest in stocks
What about the 4th. Spending that 250 on taking care of actual human children
And a 5th option. Having a source of entertainment that doesn't come with 30 major cons
>Saving that money to invest in stocks
>What about the 4th. Spending that 250 on taking care of actual human children
Imagine still not getting it. Ok, I'll try one last time. Imagine it was $5. Would you still go "zomg I can't buy my heckin fragmental stockerinos! I can't buy 0.0000000001 BTC this month!" Do you get it yet? I wipe my ass with $250. If you don't you're poor, sneed and chuck, tyvm.
I would pay $2500 a month to never have to hear, see, or smell a dog again. Dogs are naggers and should all have a bullet put in their heads.
your opinion is only valid if you're white which you aren't go cry about dead muzzie babies in the gaza or whatever the new blm is
have a nice day dogfucker
how about a birb
How much for maintenance?
The amount of attention and time a bird needs is relative to the intelligence of its species and they tend to be a lifetime commitment if you get a parrot there is a good chance it'll outlive you and be like having a screaming biting toddler forever.
>I'm not poor...
>250 heckin dollarinos a month?! I'm going insaaaaane!
That 250 can be used to do literally anything more beneficial than having a fur slave. Maybe if you saved that money you wouldn't complain a 50 dollar dinner first date
Soulless bugman, you're probably a chink right? No cat owner in history has ever amounted to anything worthwhile. They die alone, and their cats do not hesitate to consume their corpse, before promptly forgetting their existence, just as history will
My dog is racist and barks at naggers.
I have a cat and it's actually really nice to have a pet that I can leave alone for the day without it being a huge messy issue when I get home, I always had dogs and still love them but my roommate has several and they are a handful already so I don't need my own.
Enough about you. The thread's about dogs
>hr lives in an APARTMENT without a PATIO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>he let's his dog shit and piss in a non biodegradable environment
Oof. Imagine the smell
>ruins your sleep by wanting to pee at 5am everyday
>ruins your budget by requiring food and hospital bills
>ruins your yard by digging/peeing/shitting on it
>ruins your furniture by scratching/biting it
>sheds hair everywhere
>licks it's ass then licks your mouth
>smells. Even worse when wet
>is a living incubator for pests
>can turn on you at any moment
>can kill your newborn at any moment
>if you gf is white she is constantly tempted to have sex with it
>has a multi 1000 dollar start up cost for any dog worth its shit
>can't go on vacation unless you find someone to watch it
>incapable of doing anything of monetary value to offset costs
We've had 5 family dogs and besides the money and white women parts, every one of those things won't happen if you just train the dog and aren't a retard
>ruins your budget by requiring food and hospital bills
Tell me you're a disgusting poorfag without telling me you're a disgusting poorfag
>not sleeping at 8:30 pm
>not keeping it healthy
>caring about muh lawn
>letting it in the house
>licking its mouth after it licks its ass
>being an overtidy homosexualsexual
>owning a nigbull
>getting cucked by an animal
>not getting a smart mutt for free from your cousin's ex
>not taking it on vacation
>being poor
cool it with the racist remarks, this thread is about dogs
literally none of this is true except shedding hair if your breed does that
>t.browncel
>t.browncel
your sleep by wanting to pee at 5am everyday
You should only own dogs if you own a piece of land, however small it is (just a tiny yard is enough). Bugmen begone.
your budget by requiring food and hospital bills
Mine eats what I eat (carnivore), which is inexpensive. And just imagine giving any single cent to ~~*veterinarians*~~
your yard by digging/peeing/shitting on it
Train it
your furniture by scratching/biting it
Train it, you slack
hair everywhere
Not if they eat only meat, fish, and eggs. Unironically. Everyone I meet comments on how shiny and healthy my dog's fur looks and feels
it's ass then licks your mouth
If only you knew how much shit you put in your mouth daily...
. Even worse when wet
Only if fed a goyfeed diet.
>>is a living incubator for pests
Nope
>>can turn on you at any moment
Only if it's a nigdog
>>can kill your newborn at any moment
x2
>>if you gf is white she is constantly tempted to have sex with it
...
>>has a multi 1000 dollar start up cost for any dog worth its shit
What?
>>can't go on vacation unless you find someone to watch it
Bring it with you
of doing anything of monetary value to offset costs
You should make enough money to sustain yourself and your pets. If you're incapable of that, don't have them. You can also train your dog to do shit that impresses retarded NPCs so you can make money off it on ~~*social media*~~, but that's in exchange for your soul.
protip only browncels talk about white women fucking dogs because white women don't like brown peolle
Oh, right. Thanks, almost-Satan.
every dog owner smells like dog shit. they get used to the smell and never realize it but it's true.
God gave us dogs as a way to show his unconditional love, just as having a good wife can be a sign of God's favor, so do dogs embody and represent the love God has for his creation.
the adoration we have for our own dogs can not come close to the love God has for us, a dog requires a strong guiding hand, just as every man does, we ought to learn from the master and subservient relationships we have with our pets and understand the importance of hierarchy.
not only that but
dogs are a reflection of the owner, a good strong man will raise a healthy, strong, subservient dog
shitty people, who are fat lazy and weak, who have pets, have fat, unhealthy unruly pets.
definitely social gains, women love dogs and it definitely helps your social image/standing, its a kind of social proof almost.
If you have a well behaved Golden Retriever or Border Collie it's TSA Pre-Check for pussy.
>be unattractive to women
>get dog
>be attractive to women
It doesn’t really work like that but it is an “in” for a guy who is already attractive
>be already attractive
>no real reason to talk to anyone in public
>get dog
>people will approach you and start conversations
>socially acceptable to simply walk near people and approach them with your dog
That’s more like it.
It helps if it's a really cute dog that's on the small side. Women love cute little things.
They must love my dick
Fitness?
Dogs are the most SwoleShack pet
>shits on my floor sometimes
just get real friends instead
I love my dog bro. He's 9 years old and very mellow now
The only thing I don't like is how expensive he is: food, daycare (I work a 9-5 and can't take him out for a potty break nor do I own a house with a yard), and a dogsitter for when I go on vacation out of country,
Love my dog. Best friend for 15 years. I look forward to seeing him this holiday because I've been lifting a lot now I want to pick him up
>literally man's best friend for over 20,000 years
>loyal and actually loves you unconditionally
If you dislike dogs, you are literally subhuman and soulless
>autistic cat owners seething so fucking hard because nobody ever loved them
It's incredible.
>dog owners have to force an innocent animal to find love
>dogs fall in love with it's source of food.
>Men fall in love with their source of sex.
>Women fall in love with their source of status.
cat is for the rest day
Women like dogs and other pets so much because they have a natural urge to completely be in control of something, they can rarely do this with members of their own species so they adopt a dog so they can feel like they have power over something
Why do men like dogs then?
Same reason
To be loved
All pet owners are mongoloids. Especially citycucks who own pets.
>dies
>makes you the most miserable you're even been
fusses over drama
I can tell you don't have a husky
have you tried walking it?
Okay I just tried wanking it and it’s even more dramatic than normal. I don’t think this is ethical
How are most modern day dogs even legal?
It's basically a conditioned inbred human slave for when the human is bored, with some of the """dogs""" barely even breathing their entire life like pic related. Dogs at least had some purpose back in the day, while today they are literally just living suffering inbred toys for human entertainment. I mean we even chop their balls off the day we get them
The ONLY issue I can find with having a dog companion is
>Soul crushing heart break after about 10 years, worse than losing any relationship with a woman or a friend
I just can’t go through it again. I feel like I don’t deserve to get another dog. I promised myself that if I ever find a stray and it chooses me, I’m giving that dog the best life it cna possibly have. But I will not seek out a dog. MAYBE, when I’m moved out and doing better financially I will revisit this and consider getting one from a kill shelter.
>be 14, dads GF hated me and insisted on rescuing some poor dog that was abused by a man and therefor hated men and would bark at any man. Big golden retriever mix, barked bloody murder at me when we stopped by it’s cell at shelter so she automatically chose that one
>get barked at daily, to point no longer leave room, just as the cunt wanted
>she doesn’t even take care of the damn thing and I’m the one feeding it half the time, it still hates me anyways though despite many attempts to befriend it
>6 months later beg my father to let me get a dog of my own, beg and beg and beg and prove myself by caring for this cunt dog
>get my own dog from shelter, that’s my nigga
>happiest dog ever, just loving and wants to be loved and is relatively chill, smart learns tricks easily, flat coated retriever that was dwarved by his previous owners who created him too long but otherwise great dog
>develops tear duct issue, have to give him eye drops daily
>FF year, dads GF has gone off rails and is making my life hell, telling my father random bullshit like I’m violent and I’m a serial killer and crazy BS
>frequently spends her time searching for documentaries on kids who killed their parents, cherry picks the ones who looked like me (long uncut brown skater hair, not hard to do) and sits there gawking at the TV yelling to my dad “SEE! SEE! I told you! Tell me you don’t see it!”
>fights daily, end up being forced to live with mother
Cntd
>bitch got her way, leading u pro me being forced out she would say shit like “your father will never live you as much as me and my daughter haha” developed OCD issues from the whole thing
>father promises to take care of my dog for me, mom promises to take me to visit often
>few weeks of new custody arrangement, finally get to see dog again
>father confined him and the other dog to a 8x10 section, no food and dirty water
>his eyes are all crusty and fucked up
>ask wtf, dad snaps at me and yells at me
>start walking to this house from school to take care of the dog, spend time with it walk it make sure he’s fed and gets his eye drops
>can’t do it for couple months
>see him again, skin and bones, eyes are super fucked up all dried to shit and crusted over, have to spend time cleaning his eyes just to get the drops in them
>in tears the whole time, the dog won’t even look at me anymore, averts his gaze
>mother has to console me handful of times over this
>one day get news my father got rid of the dogs
>no further details on if he surrendered them and they got the live they should have had, or if he had them euthanized
I’ll never forgive anyone involved in this. I’m not sure if I can forgive myself even though I understand I did all a 15 year old could do and I was fucked over. I would love nothing more than to see my fathers now ex Gf IRL, I would love to donkey punch her into a lifelong coma and then visit her in the hospital to slap her around and whisper scary shit so her coma world is fucked.
But that’s why I can’t do it again, get another dog.
that's really sad, can i ask why your father dumped the witch?
I’m not sure how he came to his senses. He used to side with everything she said, because it made his life easier to have his only son feel like shit than have some obese sow who brought nothing of value to our lives pissy with him. But he eventually had a heart attack, and she up and moved away didn’t even come to the hospital to visit him. My mother, the dudes ex wife, was the first person at the hospital. He has admitted in recent years (unprompted, I can’t speak to him about these things due to the issues it’s caused me) that she was a nut case and he regrets it all. The only reason we have any form of a relationship today is because he unprompted expressed that regret a few years back. Like a year ago I went to him for advice on my ex at the time and he told me how he had to block his because she’s genuinely that nuts, he said to this day he has her friends reach out to him on her behalf and they split like 10 years ago.
He’s expressed remorse and guilt, so I at least got closure about some of the situation regarding the cunt in that regard. Not the dog though unfortunately.
If she was still in the picture idk where I would be right now. Staying with my sister? Friends couches? Shit, even my mom? Idk, I try my best to let go of pain and not hold hate for anyone in my heart but that cunt, that dirty bitch of a sow, I won’t rest easy until I’ve pissed on her gave and sent footage of that action to everyone in her life. I will have a framed video playing on my wall of me pissing on her grave one day.
Not your fault buddy, but you shouldn’t let that stop you from getting another dog. The way you should look at it is you saving another dog from the same shit your first dog had to go through
Sorry anon. You have to let that trauma go. Get yourself another dog. You deserve it. Be the best dog dad you can be to it, and never take it for granted. I believe in you
humans should have never owned pets
they are the most israeli thing ever and money holes
incoming seething kneejerk responses from petfags in denial because you have parasites in your brain where you get all emotional and soiface when someone says they don't like dogs or cats
grow up you little boy and get a child already
anon, which would you rather have. A gf who is honest,loyal, unfussy, sociable, etc.
Or one who is hot.
At this point neither. I refuse to lower my standards just for the sake of having a woman. And after my last few exes I learned that is not just about looks. Either way it’s compromise, you lose either way. Broke up with my ideal woman, physically speaking, because she was fussy, a bitch, I suspect borderline, dishonest, and I didn’t trust her after seeing more and more of who she was personality wise.
It makes no sense either way. Especially in 2023 where a fat 4/10 believes she’s a 10/10 and still acts like one anyways. The whole “if you want a happy life get an ugly wife” thing no longer applies. Even literal crippled fat fuck dogfaced bitches are like that these days, I have a friend who’s bending over backwards to provide a life his girl(crippled ugly fatty) would never have dreamed of. Dude cleans, cooks, works, and in return she maybe lets him fuck once every few weeks and lays around doing nothing all day, flirts with other dudes, treats him like shit, and probably cheats. Like the dude literally wipes the woman’s ass for her and she does nothing.
So getting a hot bitch is the only option. But even then, 90% aren’t an option past anything other than sex, not relationship material.
TL;DR:
Get a dog, love it, use it as a chick magnet to fuck hot bitches, maybe meet an actually attractive girl who isn’t a total cunt in the process.
The last chick I fucked was a slightly hot insanely fat 40 something year old hairdresser who wanted to take care of me so id be there when she got back and fuck her. So I'm positive you're wrong, especially cuz I'm short and ugly lol.
>best icebreaker for speaking to women
Dogs are the ultimate way for you to approach women or them to approach you and both parties not seem awkward.
I've gotten lots of numbers and swizz because of my hound.
It does become a bit of a crutch at times, though.
Pet ownership is cope for not having children. The only people who should he buying pets is christian families for the sole purpose of teaching their children how to care for another life.
What about hunters or blind people or emotionally needy crippled or mentally ill people or people with a pest problem or people with sheep or people who need a guard dog or police officer k9 units?
Police officer k9 units shouldn't exist. They train those dogs to pick up on a cue and hit you like they smelled something, no way do I think a humans freedom should be in the hands of a dog anyways. Plus I've had them show up with a k9 during a traffic stop and I've already been hospitalized by a dog attack, I'd hate to have to get an assault on an officer for defending my face from being torn back open by an animal.
Lol they also hit on things with the scent of drugs. But yeah I agree that dirty cops will judge people based on looks and instigate a search.
I've heard from meth heads that they can't smell meth which cannot be true.
>barks 24/7
>destroys everything they get a hold of
>bites
My dog isn’t like that but the internet generally overestimates dogs
>Is a burden with no tangible benefit
cuks you behind your back with your new white blonde girlfriend.
Mans best friend(?)
Rare Pepe xD