There's no fucking way I'm only half an inch taller than this midget (I'm 5'5.5" without shoes. 5'6" on the morning, but that doesn't count).
There's no fucking way he's actually 5'5", right?? Probably with shoes on he's 5'5". I don't buy it.
Mother fucker
This is what tall people think everyday
I know it’s a joke that short people are obsessed with height but offline the opposite is true.
>inb4 short
I’m 6’6 and think about my height every day
are u that 66 virgin i argued with several months ago?
Yes but I’m not a virgin
I didn't even consider that height could change experiences until I was 20. Now I still basically don't care
6'0
He's 5'3 or below, he's been caught changing his height in different interviews ranging from 5'4 to 5'6.
find a pic of him next to a plate and do the same as picrel
That doesn't account for foreshortening
If you can get a picture of Nippard deadlifting that should be more accurate
how comically short a manlet appears in pictures depends on physique, length of torso, legs, arms, neck, shoe size etc.
not all manlets look the same
>There's no fucking way he's actually 5'5", right?
dr israelite claims 5'6 so probably not
israelite be dammed, he is short
That lying mother fucker. I knew it. And ya I look closer to the guy on the right's height
>I'm 5'5.5"
dire
so mossad mike is probably ~5'4-5" and Nip is around 5'2"
>dire
yep. I got ass fucked, but LL surgeries will fix that. I'll be 5'10" before becoming a corpse
>5'2
Holy fuck that's absolutely tiny. I could probably put that lil guy in my backpack and nobody would notice.
I'm 5'11 and I feel medium sized, can't imagine actually being 5'7 and below like some of you guys. You're basically the human equivalent of a yorkshire terrier at that size.
>You're basically the human equivalent of a yorkshire terrier at that size.
kek
I talked to a turbomanlet yesterday, it was surreal being able to see the top of the head of a grown man. Felt like talking to a kid.
Dr Mike probably on purpose made a video with this fucker so no one will find out how short he is
He's not 5ft 5, I'm guessing 5ft 2 or 3. I'm a manlet at 5ft 7 but look like a giant compared to this guy.
Honestly 5'7 barefoot isn't the worst. Taller than most women and only an inch or two below average in shoes.
>5'7 barefoot isn't the worst. Taller than most women
Depends on the country, really. Here in central europe I'm about as tall as most local women. I can see this not being the case in italy or the balkans
>and only an inch or two below average in shoes.
Everyone wears thick shoes, women even more so. This is not a strong argument, anon.
it helps that you’re dyel and half his width
How do i grow taller
>5'5.5"
You're a seething manlet who has based his inability to look good on his height and has suddenly realized that's not an excuse. Do some lifting.
Uh nagger. I am more swole than the pic in the op and have a better face too.
You're so not-mad that you call me a nagger, a twink, and a homosexual and double-reply to me because you're still mad about it four minutes after your first reply. I clearly touched a nerve.
Your BMI is 29.5. 0.5 below the obese category. You're not posting pic because you know we'd laugh our asses off.
Lol. Lmao, even.
My bf% is below 20%. BMI is for low IQ naggers. Even ronnie coleman would be considered "morbidly obese" when he won mr.olympia despite having single digit bf
>My bf% is below 20%
Everyone on this board gets their bf% wrong. You are not Ronnie Coleman. Nothing about you is lightweight baybeeee. Post body.
nagger. Never said I was on ronnie's level. He has like 5% bf. And no, I'm not posting fap material for you, twink. He fact that you think my weight = auto fat though already tells me all I need to know about your body LOL. Twink build.
Kek okay fatty. Anon here
has a point, you're so angry.
Twink midget. It's obvious by your dickriding that you envy the guy in the op pic. Probably because you yourself are a midget and cope by using that midget as an idol. It's obvious
Did you mean to reply to yourself? You're 5'5.5 (who even counts half inches, what level of cope is that kek). I have no idea who the manlet in the pic is. Your attitude is part of what makes you a manlet
The fact that you call me fatty shows me you fell for the BMI meme and are on fact a skinny twink.
No, I do. I don't like posting my body. That simple.
No, I realise BMI has its limitations, but not everyone with a BMI of 29.5 is muscular, many are just fatties. How have you calculated your bf%
>BMI is for low IQ naggers. Even ronnie coleman would be considered "morbidly obese" when he won mr.olympia despite having single digit bf
No such thing as healthy obese. Also it's not like you can be both obese and lean unless you're taking anabolics
>Calling prime ronnie obese is retarded
The amount of stress on the heart and high blood pressure roidcucks have is comparable to a regular obese person.
That's why most roidfags death are either heart failure or organ failure.
then why so mad, anon?
Figure it out. I promise it's not rocket science. No, I won't spoonfeed you. Think for a second.
>thinks for a second
my thought is that you have short man syndrome. You're a seething manlet, as someone else said, and you don't look as good as the OP pic. you're mad at genetics, mad at the world, but most of all mad at yourself that you realize you could have done so much better and achieved so much more.
No. I look objectively better. Better body. Better face. Looks like I have to dumb it down. What fucks with my head is when other midgets claim my height because then I see their bodies and feel like a super dwarf.
Then you will have no problem posting body. I'm a straight dude who's been married for three years, I don't intend to jack off to some midget on SwoleShack kek
If you really were swole anon you wouldn't be raging like this, you'd be confident in your own looks.
That's not how it works, midwit. More muscle still = midget which is an embarrassment. Nothing about that is worthy of being prideful over
I'm saying that we have no evidence that you're anything other than that you're a little person with a BMI of nearly 30 and you're super pissed off. Post body.
Okay. I'll post body. But only if you do first
Read above
Calling prime ronnie obese is retarded
>Calling prime ronnie obese is retarded
>literal definition of obese
>NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
lmao a midwit, a manlet, AND a fatty
>retard fell for the BMI meme
kek
It's because of ped abuse and shit diet. Probably lack of cardio too i.e. unhealthy heart
My lack of abs is less bf related and more so that I don't typically do abs. No pump either.
go back to /plg/ little piggy lmao
Okay, twink
i’m just joking brah you look huge and attractive to women
>Fatass posing behind his plates
Poetry
Another angle. Overall tiny as fuck all things considered actually. Yes, fat can be trimmed, but overall muscle mass is lacking. All this to say that 180lb at my height is a bitch weight aka BMI is a meme
here you appear less fat. Your abs probably also are a 4 pack it seems.
I think they are a 4 pack too, but too early to say tbh.
I have a similar body to you and it appeared to only be a 4 pack. My arms also look pretty weird compared to torso from the front. Sideways looked good as they were ok in thickness/wideness, but that shows more from the side. From the front they were no match to torso.
Dude your bf% is probably 20-25%, there's no way you're under 20%. How did you calculate it?
>25%
Anyways, lack of abs makes people look fatter even when they aren't. It makes or breaks aesthetics. If I trained abs properly and had defined ab striations, you wouldn't be saying this crap. As for what I did to "calculate" it. I eye balled it based off of google image estimates. Not hard science, Ik, but better than nothing and no, that's not 25% lmao
>I eye balled it based off of google image estimates
Yeah I think you got it wrong. Perhaps not 25% but certainly not under 20%.
Sorry, but you are a bit too fat for abs. But on the other hand your body is absolutely enough for hot girls. Face is way more important anyways.
Abs are like any other muscle. They need to be trained. The thing is I've touched abs maybe like 3 times in 4 months. My bf is sufficient. I just need to actually do the training for them
>My bf is sufficient
I'm glad your boyfriend is sufficient, but what about you?
>It's because of ped abuse and shit diet. Probably lack of cardio too i.e. unhealthy heart
No, it's quite literally because of the amount of mass they acquire, it puts extra strain on the heart because it has to pump blood around all that excessive tissue, that's why roidfags often have issues with blood pressure management and take shit like cialis to bump it down.
You look like you don't train at all bro.
Post body
I was just being honest bro, if I saw you on the street, the thought that you work out would never cross my mind.
Kek okay I'm the anon who posted body earlier and holy shit dude. You think you're more swole than the guy in the OP pic? Come on, bro, that's just delusional. Trips were wasted on you.
He's 163lb. He's just more cut. If I were to cut to that same weight, I'd look smaller. In conclusion he's capping about his height. So actually I take back what I said about the swole thing. He looks more full because being shorter allows him to get the more swole look. Like come on. Compare my height to his. His body looks more stubbier. There's no way it's the same height. I don't buy it
Well, it's good that you admit you were wrong about the swole thing. I can't tell from your photos how tall you are, or from his photos how tall he is. Why does it matter to you so much?
Because I have a napoleon complex and don't want to feel shorter than I actually am
Sure okay, here you go. Your turn
And another.
You there, OP? I posted body. You said you would. I think you didn't think I'd actually post body and never planned on doing so yourself, am I right?
>That's not how it works, midwit. More muscle still = midget which is an embarrassment. Nothing about that is worthy of being prideful over
Thats not very nice
Also I think it's funny when some bitch twink lectures me. I'm 180lb, homosexual. No, it's not lard, homosexual. No, I'm not posting a pic either, twink.
If he’s frauding height then so is the guy next to him
they probably are just going by this pic:
If LL surgeries weren't a thing, I'd have roped by now. Fuuuuuuck thiiiiiiis. Mother fuck. Even though they are both liars and closer to 5'2"-5'3", 5'5.5" ain't much better. Fuck them for lying though because it fucks with my head
Those legs are comical
Bald for a man who's 5'5 to call other people midgets.
I ain't bald. On a serious note, I know I'm a midget, but every inch matters when you're short
those who are bald shouldn't throw stones at manlets
That’s the downside of getting wider when you are short. You’ll look even shorter
You're just digging yourself a hole, OP. Although I guess that's what dwarves do, so carry on
OP here. Okay fine I'll post a video instead, you fuckers happy? This is me at work.
I just did the forensics on this image and he's approximately 5'5" unless he's deadlifting with heel inserts
I think that image might be shooped, anon
There's a guy in my gym who's 5'3 I'd guess. Decently sized for how small he is and has a bit of strength but I feel so bad for him. I'm 5'11 and I utterly mog him. I've never seen an adult man that small.