*mogs you with no effort*
Why so sad bro?
He read the double standard comments on Gym Shark's Instagram page and is now feeling conflicted emotions, for the first time in his life.
he's under so much pressure to keep his body at perfect condition. I bet he reads all the comments on every instagram post he does
Magnus Carlsen looking good!
Haha, here have an upvote!
EDIT: alright guys enough with the DMs
Edit: Sorry I didn't know the origin of that being a SwoleShack alt-right antisemitic dog whistle, I'll be careful next time I post internet lingo without researching what it means, sorry guys, I will do better next time, sorry to anyone I offended.
Magnus is a certified naggerhomosexual after this past week
Cheating scandal. Just Google it
He makes my dick hard with no effort either
>lifting for 10 years + blasting roids
>poses in the most tryhard way possible
Beat me to it
Absolutely no ass.
I got cake tho, with *no effort*
*walks into a room with shitty lighting*
lol, is that the same dude?
Yeah. Same as this dude too
I'm checkin em anon
I'm checkin em
Christ he looks so small, also 5" dick lol
Isn't that exhibit A for roid use?
>Isn't that exhibit A for roid use?
small testicles you mean
def probably 6. gotta remember he's 6'2
Most people don't realize these photos are mostly lighting and dehydration.
Sp you're saying he's a fraud who put no work into his physique?
>watch his vlogs
>clearly a himbo
>reads entry level philosophy and all his friends think he's a deep genius
>blasts roids but pretends to be natty
>only dates bogged fitness whores
literally worst type of person
I do think he's one of the most intelligent fitness influencers, but seems to have some bad mental issues
my analysis is narcissistic and bipolar
>I do think he's one of the most intelligent fitness influencers
not exactly a high bar to clear
oh shit I remember you! weren't you that guy from every highschool ever, moderately attractive and shapely, sitting in the back of the classroom with a dark hoodie, listening to music alone at recess, always walking by himself home. that was you, right?
you were so fun to bring along when parties were had, wonder why we actually hung out so rarely ... probabily we just forgot about your existance XD
anyway, did you know that every single girl was into you but then thought you were gay because you never approached them?
but seriously Laid is a dumbass with good business sense. He cashed in his body and just worries about making money by shilling products now.
Literally me but I married an italian woman 3 years older than me right out of high-school to piss off all the roasties lol
>narcissistic and bipolar
literally 90% of fitness influencers, mainly the ones who claim natty
I understand narcissism but where does the bipolar diagnosis come from?
He's cringy as hell when he starts acting like a wordcel and shoehorning big words into what he is saying, but his zoomer audience thinks he is so smart.
Getting those muscles took no effort?
>*mogs you with no effort*
he is shit at the sex. i mog him at fuck time.
I don't get it, are you mildly implying some penile condition?
David Laid’s cock points to the fucking moon when erect
>with no effort
except all those years in the gym
he needs to surgically alter the asshole on his stomach
>juicy looking thumbnail
>click on the video
>Davie looking at me like he's gonna ask me out to the high school dance
>imblying you wouldn't say yes
I would but still
holy shit is that him now?
Since when do any of these IG super cut fuckbois look big outside of workouts? They get a big pump going, take a bunch or pre and citralline, and show off a pump. No one ever looks big at rest.
I love men so much it's unreal.
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