*mogs all other sips in your path*

*mogs all other sips in your path*

  1. 1 year ago
    Your thread sucks

    *drops herbs in the thread*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *passin herbs in the thread*

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reign is so much better than monster it's not even funny

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's your bmi?

      Seriously, bang/reign/whatever they fucking call it are so excessively artificially sugary flavoured that you have to consume 1kg of normal sweets a day to be able to drink one and not gag to death

      Even some monster zero flavours are bad, especially the fucking watermelon one.
      White, orange, black, gold, and pink are fine

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the only sugar i consume is from fruit and sweet potatoes, the rest is artificial

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lul cry more bitch nagger fuck

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Also monster will always be the drink of ball licking eunuchs. Have sex incel and die

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're not White if you consume artificial sweeteners.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This one was great for like three weeks then suddenly mediocre, I wonder if they changed the recipe

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >drinking acid
    enjoy destroying your teeth, or even getting an ulcer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. The problem is coffee destroys your teeth too. What's the solution?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Crack cocaine

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Matcha?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            warpstone

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >vidya
              ngmi

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ulcers are caused by bacterial infection.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dont even bother with that guy, he probably takes horse meds instead of one little shot

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Obvious troll is obvious

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Watermelon is by far the best Monster flavor. Reign's orange Dreamsicle and XYience grape are GOAT energy drinks

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I swear I can't drink any of the zero calorie monsters any more after having Reigns, they put crack cocaine in it or something. Energy drinks are fucking doomed if they don't start tasting like them

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    are you the guy that shit posts on SwoleShack too? what edgy teenager makes posts about an energy drink? you aint special bitch. kys.

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