Agreed
[...] >hideously overfilled lips
That was intented and bitches do it so much that I find it hot. Same with feminism, I hate feminism, but feminists give me such a boner just because. >supervillain eyebrows
That's hot and it always was.
[...]
He IS a beta who lifts lmao, look at that cringe name of his channel ''More Plates More Dates'' and how he keeps using this old picrel in which he looks just like a penis. His veins, pale skin, pink tanktop and ankward face make him look literally like a penis.
He's proof lifting won't help with everything
He's a beta that tried to become an alfa and is looksmaxxing
You notice the small things he didn't change and it makes it uncanny
Is this slightly shipped? There's no way his calves can be that small in relation to his upper body. And if it is real why would he possibly be wearing shorts.
>Plastic surgery should be banned except in the case of disfigurement
If we’re going the genetic route, then I guess exercise should be illegalized as well as it’s manipulation of the phenotype yet perceived by the eyes as naturally occurring rather than something built
Wow, I work at an observatory in Hawaii, our telescopes can see so far and wide the can actually peer into the distant past and not even they can find who the fuck asked.
I was hoping it would end in a car crash. How do these people actually exist in the same universe as us?
People say that on social media people only show the best parts of their life, but even if I showed the best parts of my life, it would not even come close to anything in that video.
It's not that hard dude. Get a girl and go places with her. Millions of couples do this. Literally normies live like this. What you think he's doing some impossible shit? Fucking retard get a hold of yourself
12 months ago
Anonymous
go back to r8ddit. there you can interact with normie npcs and dont turn mad, retard
You forgot to add coming from a wealthy family and owning multiple bars/clubs in Barcelona. This dude has an unlimited supply of pussy and Clara Fernandez
>hideously overfilled lips >supervillain eyebrows
Lmao absolutely not
>hideously overfilled lips
That was intented and bitches do it so much that I find it hot. Same with feminism, I hate feminism, but feminists give me such a boner just because. >supervillain eyebrows
That's hot and it always was.
Why is this guy so uncanny? Hes like alpha and beta at the same type. Never seen such a phenotype.
He IS a beta who lifts lmao, look at that cringe name of his channel ''More Plates More Dates'' and how he keeps using this old picrel in which he looks just like a penis. His veins, pale skin, pink tanktop and ankward face make him look literally like a penis.
What an ugly mothafocka. This retard is the proof that women really are prostitutes. Billions want to have sex with him and he looks like a literal mental retarded person.
As if getting cheated on wan't brutal enough. Having your GF leave you for a AAA celeb must be utter SuiFuel. You'll now always be known as "the guy who's gf left for Messi"
My wife went through a phase where she saw some whore holding a surf board with her vagina, went out and bought a rubber penis and demanded that I fasten a rope to it so she could shove it in her vagina and then hang weights from it.
At first I thought it was funny and made her makeshift weighted dildo but then when we would have sex she'd squeeze me so hard I'd shoot off after a few short minutes. She saw the faster I'd cum as "gains"
Eventually she got bored and threw the weighted dong away.
Eventually she lost her vagainsa and now our sex is normal again.
The squeeze of death is no joke, I had an ex who’d do that to me when we’d have sex and I always busted the fattest ropes within seconds, I could fuck for an hour so she’d wait until she was satisfied and then put an end to me. Sometimes she’d do it to me right in the beginning just to see how fast she could make me cum, I liked it but I also didn’t like how she had the power to end our lovemaking when ever she pleased
gf is built like a shorstack, 5' nothing, 115lbs, tiny waist, big ass, nicely sized tiddies, with gorgeous facial structure, doe eyes. I'm 6', weight 175lbs, dadbod-ish, with a kept beard and long hair, prominent brow, decent jaw and I'm fully aware I look brute-ish. She beauty mogs me and I love the contrast we make as a couple, helped further by our dynamics where I'm the glaring dominant part and she's the delicate submissive that'll take my groping in public with a smile, knowing I'm showing her off as well as marking territory.
I know that’s not the case, but your post made me think you and your gf are like an average white girl and a knuckle dragging neanderthal, like this basic bitch is dating the fucking missing link, she’s drinking her starbucks coffee or whatever while you are wearing a loincloth and menacing people with a wooden club while making grug noises.
Same. My gf has top 0.5% facial aesthetics. I am not nearly as handsome. Luckily I am her first and only
Boyfriend as I met her when we were very young
Reminder, that the concept of looksmatching doesn’t exist in the real world is just a made term created by virgins from lookism(aka people who know nothing about attraction in general or attracting someone)
Dick size likely a factor, but yes 99% of attraction is proximity and repeated interaction. Whenever you see a guy with some girl that makes you go "how did he land HER?" it's usually because they were in the same friends group, uni class, work together, etc, etc, etc and over time built an attraction. Studies show we find faces that we are repeatedly exposed to more often to be more attractive.
The question anons need to be asking is not, "How do I get girls?" it's "How do I get into situations where I am routinely seeing the same hot girls consistently?" And that's definitely a challenge, but the gym is your best bet if you're past university.
You’re not the only sadfag on Christmas. And if you’re sad for being alone: it could be worse. You could be in the presence of disgusting people as my family. I’ll try as hard as I can to leave this shithole and live by my own, so during next Christmas this one will be just a nightmare. WAGMI
>I’ll try as hard as I can to leave this shithole and live by my own, so during next Christmas this one will be just a nightmare. WAGMI
Good luck fellow family hating anon, I desire to take the Kaczynski pill as soon as I'm done with my party phase and slept with 30+ (hot) women and disappear into the cold wilderness on the outskirts of civilization, I know I can probably hack it, but first I need to get out from under this roof I've been forced into. Merry Christmas, death to Israel, and I hope beautiful bitches show love to all the Ryan Gosling autists that haven't felt it yet
Good luck for you too, fren. I’m taking the plan C as soon as possible too.
I hope you fuck the 30 hot women and I’m sure you’ll make it after escaping from where you are. I’ve realized that most of my problems, including relationships, lands on my abusive parenting. So I expect to fix it when I move from here too. Merry Christmas, Anon. I really wish you the best. Heil Hitler
Good luck for you too, fren. I’m taking the plan C as soon as possible too.
I hope you fuck the 30 hot women and I’m sure you’ll make it after escaping from where you are. I’ve realized that most of my problems, including relationships, lands on my abusive parenting. So I expect to fix it when I move from here too. Merry Christmas, Anon. I really wish you the best. Heil Hitler
holy shit is that MR BEAST?
Mr. Beast would mog hard this retard
His fame and millions would mog this entire board
SHEEEEEESSSHHHH
Literally who
Calves mogged
Why is this guy so uncanny? Hes like alpha and beta at the same type. Never seen such a phenotype.
Because his neck is too slender for his body
His delts are bigger than his head.
Forgot picrel
He's proof lifting won't help with everything
He's a beta that tried to become an alfa and is looksmaxxing
You notice the small things he didn't change and it makes it uncanny
Point me 1 single alpha thing about him. Seriously.
Slouching. No legs.
Is this slightly shipped? There's no way his calves can be that small in relation to his upper body. And if it is real why would he possibly be wearing shorts.
100% unaltered friend
That has to be shopped
>hey guys, Derek here from No Calves, Mo' Laughs here
Stop posting garbage photoshops.
Same bitch
Why does he has a blondie girlfriend and you don’t, SwoleShack?
same bitch
Looks like a tranny in half those photos
Black magic is real
Because brunettes are better
A man of culture, blond hair blue eyes are overrated as shit. Give me brunetes any day of the week.
Lulz
Both look good to be honest
>hideously overfilled lips
>supervillain eyebrows
Lmao absolutely not
The eye brows are fine but the lips are a deal breaker. Plastic surgery should be banned except in the case of disfigurement
>Plastic surgery should be banned except in the case of disfigurement
If we’re going the genetic route, then I guess exercise should be illegalized as well as it’s manipulation of the phenotype yet perceived by the eyes as naturally occurring rather than something built
Either this is gene mogging or he's had much better work done.
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>This is the physique that you need to fuck a sexy fit pole vaulter
last name needed
Clara Fernandez
Thank you
never been a fan of long asses like that.
Wow, I work at an observatory in Hawaii, our telescopes can see so far and wide the can actually peer into the distant past and not even they can find who the fuck asked.
Go back
kys plz
That's a big yikeseroni from me, sir
I'd give you gold if I could!
long asser detected
zased
put me in screepcap 😀
(downvote)
Big heckin up vote for you my good sir!!
Such wit,much wow.Have an updoot stranger 😀
A’OLE TMT
Fag
>physique
Face > Height > Physique, when it comes to physical attributes. Also who is this girl now I need to blow a load to that perfect ass.
Here you go
jesus fucking christ
An appropriate response I fear
I was hoping it would end in a car crash. How do these people actually exist in the same universe as us?
People say that on social media people only show the best parts of their life, but even if I showed the best parts of my life, it would not even come close to anything in that video.
This fucked me up ngl. I had the same thought when thinking about friend. Dude has lived my life 10x over, for better and worse
*my
It's not that hard dude. Get a girl and go places with her. Millions of couples do this. Literally normies live like this. What you think he's doing some impossible shit? Fucking retard get a hold of yourself
go back to r8ddit. there you can interact with normie npcs and dont turn mad, retard
who keeps recording them
Guy is rich and will probably cheat on her, she's like 18.
imagine fucking Clara. truly the mog of our times
Would eat her ass. If you know what I mean. Verification not required.
I do actually know what you mean. Thank you for being clear the first time around
You forgot to add coming from a wealthy family and owning multiple bars/clubs in Barcelona. This dude has an unlimited supply of pussy and Clara Fernandez
I hope she lives far away from me because I would do disgusting things to her.
This isn't mogging this is just ugly bastard lite.
ugly bastarding a hot woman should be considered a mog all on its own.
Agreed
>hideously overfilled lips
That was intented and bitches do it so much that I find it hot. Same with feminism, I hate feminism, but feminists give me such a boner just because.
>supervillain eyebrows
That's hot and it always was.
He IS a beta who lifts lmao, look at that cringe name of his channel ''More Plates More Dates'' and how he keeps using this old picrel in which he looks just like a penis. His veins, pale skin, pink tanktop and ankward face make him look literally like a penis.
Don't know how this fucker got this chick
Because they are aproximately looks-matched, but he has good social skills.
I'd fuck them both tbh, also all tall skinny white boys have above average dicks, probably because all white women are whores
It’s nose size not height
Being skinny maximizes length
Stacy quit posting your ex
7 getting a 9 is perfectly doable. Also Stacy post your tits on /b/ and link it here.
Both hot
They’re both good looking, no one is mogging
You don't get it
What an ugly mothafocka. This retard is the proof that women really are prostitutes. Billions want to have sex with him and he looks like a literal mental retarded person.
>looks are all that matters
Top kek, is this the lookism cope?
Why the fuck do you think comedians are all ugly?
>Why the fuck do you think comedians are all ugly?
'cause israelites are all ugly
Messi has a giant schlong though
>billions
this man had the whole world (minus south America) rooting for him a couple days ago. That is a level of mog no human can compare to
Minus South America?
everyone hates Argies down there
It was pretty divided here in Brazil because it's our natural state to hate Argentina, but Messi is a cool dude and Mbappe is ass.
Só viados e putas torcendo pro Messi retardado.
Only literal naggers would support france over Argentina.
Kys, monkey
não apoia autista = bixa suprema
i am sure everyone hates everyone there, and the most hated ones are difinitely the chileans
kek i did a fucking snort laugh when i saw the shop, good shit
Messi is the one getting mogged here
hilarious that this guy got cucked by an autistic manlet just because he can kick a ball well
absolutely brutal
I don’t think it’s about him being an athlete
Messi probably makes more money than that other dude
He didn’t really get cucked, her old boyfriend died in a car crash and Messi was there to console her
jfl if you don’t think she would have dumped him for the millionaire famous athlete
>be Messi
>became a millionaire
>got used good
As if getting cheated on wan't brutal enough. Having your GF leave you for a AAA celeb must be utter SuiFuel. You'll now always be known as "the guy who's gf left for Messi"
That won't be a problem,because Messi got him killed in order to be with Antonela in the first place
blokes clearly got a big munga
This. When there isn't anything to see but woman is too happy its usually a 8+ inches.
he brain / skull mogs her hard
She's heavier than him for sure
Are they dying?
they look like a malnourished couple from the 30s
>look at the boyfriends any average or attractive women
>they’re just skinny or otter mode guys with decent faces
>Otter mode
>Decent face
have a nice day, DYEL skinny fuck.
My wife went through a phase where she saw some whore holding a surf board with her vagina, went out and bought a rubber penis and demanded that I fasten a rope to it so she could shove it in her vagina and then hang weights from it.
At first I thought it was funny and made her makeshift weighted dildo but then when we would have sex she'd squeeze me so hard I'd shoot off after a few short minutes. She saw the faster I'd cum as "gains"
Eventually she got bored and threw the weighted dong away.
Eventually she lost her vagainsa and now our sex is normal again.
Interesting.
The squeeze of death is no joke, I had an ex who’d do that to me when we’d have sex and I always busted the fattest ropes within seconds, I could fuck for an hour so she’d wait until she was satisfied and then put an end to me. Sometimes she’d do it to me right in the beginning just to see how fast she could make me cum, I liked it but I also didn’t like how she had the power to end our lovemaking when ever she pleased
>Eventually she lost her vagaina
Marfan_syndrome.jpp
photo taken before we were a couple hence the distance
in love with my girl
Post her ass now.
why do you shave your arms? wait actually you kinda look trans
i just don't have a lot of hair on my arms, it doesn't bother me, and it didn't bother the girls i dated
yeah she's got some big ass hips but I'd never do that 🙂
brown eyes detected
Giant dick makes them even.
>jaw-mogged by gf
ngmi
As if the jaw was the only thing mogging in that pic. Look at his arms and hers. I'm cocksure she can bench more than that weak pathetic homosexual.
gf is built like a shorstack, 5' nothing, 115lbs, tiny waist, big ass, nicely sized tiddies, with gorgeous facial structure, doe eyes. I'm 6', weight 175lbs, dadbod-ish, with a kept beard and long hair, prominent brow, decent jaw and I'm fully aware I look brute-ish. She beauty mogs me and I love the contrast we make as a couple, helped further by our dynamics where I'm the glaring dominant part and she's the delicate submissive that'll take my groping in public with a smile, knowing I'm showing her off as well as marking territory.
I know that’s not the case, but your post made me think you and your gf are like an average white girl and a knuckle dragging neanderthal, like this basic bitch is dating the fucking missing link, she’s drinking her starbucks coffee or whatever while you are wearing a loincloth and menacing people with a wooden club while making grug noises.
Not gonna lie, you seem super cringe
Same. My gf has top 0.5% facial aesthetics. I am not nearly as handsome. Luckily I am her first and only
Boyfriend as I met her when we were very young
If not LARP, how did you meet?
>couple
What did anon mean by this
BFBUFWGC (built for big ugly fat white guy cock)
Reminder, that the concept of looksmatching doesn’t exist in the real world is just a made term created by virgins from lookism(aka people who know nothing about attraction in general or attracting someone)
GIWTWM
test
This hottie's boyfriend looks like
this, not ugly but pretty average and he's not rich. Being funny and sociable go a long way
Dick size likely a factor, but yes 99% of attraction is proximity and repeated interaction. Whenever you see a guy with some girl that makes you go "how did he land HER?" it's usually because they were in the same friends group, uni class, work together, etc, etc, etc and over time built an attraction. Studies show we find faces that we are repeatedly exposed to more often to be more attractive.
The question anons need to be asking is not, "How do I get girls?" it's "How do I get into situations where I am routinely seeing the same hot girls consistently?" And that's definitely a challenge, but the gym is your best bet if you're past university.
That belly button is disgusting
Homo
life is mogging me right now what's the point of working out if I'm going to die to a unavoidable sad death
You’re not the only sadfag on Christmas. And if you’re sad for being alone: it could be worse. You could be in the presence of disgusting people as my family. I’ll try as hard as I can to leave this shithole and live by my own, so during next Christmas this one will be just a nightmare. WAGMI
>I’ll try as hard as I can to leave this shithole and live by my own, so during next Christmas this one will be just a nightmare. WAGMI
Good luck fellow family hating anon, I desire to take the Kaczynski pill as soon as I'm done with my party phase and slept with 30+ (hot) women and disappear into the cold wilderness on the outskirts of civilization, I know I can probably hack it, but first I need to get out from under this roof I've been forced into. Merry Christmas, death to Israel, and I hope beautiful bitches show love to all the Ryan Gosling autists that haven't felt it yet
Good luck for you too, fren. I’m taking the plan C as soon as possible too.
I hope you fuck the 30 hot women and I’m sure you’ll make it after escaping from where you are. I’ve realized that most of my problems, including relationships, lands on my abusive parenting. So I expect to fix it when I move from here too. Merry Christmas, Anon. I really wish you the best. Heil Hitler
God bless both of you
Ty
Salt Bae mogged the fuck out of the Argentina soccer team after the World Cup finale.
MOG INCOMING
Jesus, I'd feel bad for the girl on the left if she wasn't likely an insufferable cunt. What's the hot girl's OF, she obviously has one.
>Grabbing ass while showing off a cross
Why do we have to respect these ugly perverts? I want to break their fingers and butts!
>being affectionate with your girlfriend?
>THAT’S NOT HECKIN ALLOWED