I used to have these amazing 12 hour play sessions with a prostitute, we would dump a shit tonne of meth and sweat our ass off and we both be too tired so leave so the head mistress would come and wake us up and would even suck my dick to get me up again man I lost alot of weight and braincels doing crazy shit with girls
If nnn was just some stupid shit that didn't matter, then why are they so against it? Instead of shrugging and leaving it be they actively hate it. There must be a reason.
because you spam them literally everyday
you are mentally ill
also post body mr "masturbation hinders your gains"
surely you have gains worth showing with all that abstinence
>sperm contains
well thats nice and all but uh.. someone forgot to tell you fomo retards that when you don't ejaculation your balls just shrivel up and suspend themselves after a few weeks. You need to be sexually active for your sexual desire to function. Otherwise it just shuts off to save resources. You don't just keep constantly making semen when you're not using it.
Actually that may be how they are calculating. Instead of kilocalories, which is the accepted physiological "calorie" they may mean actual SI calories. Disingenuous israelite bullshit, either way.
>NoFap propaganda
It's obvious that NoPorn is good for you, but why do people hate nofap so much? Is it because jacking off is actually good for you? Is it because they shill it to the point of annoyance?
>Is it because they shill it to the point of annoyance?
this mostly
like the schizo itt that spams the same images on literally every single porn and nofap thread
it's obnoxious
Fake news
COPE
>no source but israelitegle
Disregarded
Based. This must be why my metabolism has always been so high
Looks like someone couldn't make it 24 hours on NNN kek slave loser
You can masturbate without cumming, you two pump chump
>I've been burning 500-750 calories every day without knowig
Fake, or all the coomers here that edge for 3 hours straight would be shredded.
U wish
I think almost everyone of this board can prove this is bullshit
The only time I am that consistently horny is when I am lean and eating well and don't need to cut.
I used to have these amazing 12 hour play sessions with a prostitute, we would dump a shit tonne of meth and sweat our ass off and we both be too tired so leave so the head mistress would come and wake us up and would even suck my dick to get me up again man I lost alot of weight and braincels doing crazy shit with girls
damn Zyzz was cute
israelite post.
Why is there an entire organisation dedicated to encouraging masturbatory habits in young people?
israelite hands typed this post
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If this was true I would have lost a lot more weight than I have been losing
So. . . how many calories am I burning when I edge to an eroge for 3 hours?
Damn bro, time to get my week's worth of cardio in a 4 hour edging session.
>Fap threads in no nutt November
REALLY makes you think
just have sex
>
If nnn was just some stupid shit that didn't matter, then why are they so against it? Instead of shrugging and leaving it be they actively hate it. There must be a reason.
I can't believe coomers have shill posts
Nobody even pays them to do it
is bulk season bois
>people are obsese because they dont masturbate enough. We have to change that.
>t. Dr. Nosestein
i fucking hate ((them)) so much what is this thread
I fap simply because I find it funny how angry nofappers get about what other people do with their willies
Masturbation destroys my will to fast/cut. It makes me super fucking drianed and tired and I have to eat because I lose my will.
Be le epic smart watch 9gag sucking cocks
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!?!??!?
Lmfao hahahaha
>your brain on nofap
You can hang with me
It says cal no Kcal
In what universe does stroking your hand up and down burn 100 calories. This is grade A cope
There is very little caloric composition in semen itself and masturbation is not strenuous enough to have a meaningful effect as cardio.
That's weird, why would you have a nice day in the back of the head
do you earnestly believe that replacing porn with spamming nofap propaganda is somehow healthier?
two sides of the same deranged coin
because you spam them literally everyday
you are mentally ill
also post body mr "masturbation hinders your gains"
surely you have gains worth showing with all that abstinence
>no body
gosh how did I know that was going to happen
>still no body
I love this because it tells me everything I need to know about you dyel schizos
have fun talking into the void, man
>sperm contains
well thats nice and all but uh.. someone forgot to tell you fomo retards that when you don't ejaculation your balls just shrivel up and suspend themselves after a few weeks. You need to be sexually active for your sexual desire to function. Otherwise it just shuts off to save resources. You don't just keep constantly making semen when you're not using it.
>t. reproductive biologist
Damn, I gotta run like 30 minutes for burn 100 calories. This is the best cardio ever
no nut November is gonna save my bulk
>300 kcal in 5 minutes
>of anything
Fucking kek
Actually that may be how they are calculating. Instead of kilocalories, which is the accepted physiological "calorie" they may mean actual SI calories. Disingenuous israelite bullshit, either way.
No way it burns that many calories I'd be a fucking spaghetti.
>NoFap propaganda
It's obvious that NoPorn is good for you, but why do people hate nofap so much? Is it because jacking off is actually good for you? Is it because they shill it to the point of annoyance?
>Is it because they shill it to the point of annoyance?
this mostly
like the schizo itt that spams the same images on literally every single porn and nofap thread
it's obnoxious
>Young People's Reproductive and Sexual Rights Organization
Leftists love kids so much, so wholesome
This must be why I'm always starving after a 2 hour goon sesh.