We have like 30 threads a day about ideal women, what woman you would date, what women should look like, etc. but you have 1 thread about men and suddenly everyone is crying to the jannies about this being a blue board. Go to Reddit I think that's more your speed
Am I gay if I like how the male body looks but the face disgusts me? Like that pic turns me on, but if I saw the guys face I'd totally lose my boner. pls I'm being serious
Yeah i get it. I cant do beards at all, for me its gotta be a smooth and hairless twink. But you gotta come to terms with the fact that you're looking at a guy and he'll never look as smooth as a girl. I came to like the mixture of feminine and masculine features.
Is it gay? Yeah. You're gay. It's ok though, you don't have to make a big deal out of it if you dont want to
Yes you sound like a flaming homosexual
But like if I had to kiss them on the lips I'd feel disgusted, like I can't even imagine myself doing it. Forgot to add that I get turned on by looking at my own body in the mirror. Like maybe it has to do with that? Like I see myself in them and it turns me on, but once I see their faces I realize they are not me and actually another man
You caught the gay anon. Likeing to look at male bodys is usually how it starts, if you continue down this path you won't be disgusted with kissing a man you will even desire it. >t.homo
Bifag here, once I had sex with a man I actually ended up liking women again way more. It was OK but nothing amazing.
I somehow avoided the descent into full homo.
Yeah i get it. I cant do beards at all, for me its gotta be a smooth and hairless twink. But you gotta come to terms with the fact that you're looking at a guy and he'll never look as smooth as a girl. I came to like the mixture of feminine and masculine features.
Is it gay? Yeah. You're gay. It's ok though, you don't have to make a big deal out of it if you dont want to
>Am I gay if
There's no such thing as being gay or not. There is only choosing to do gay things. The idea that you are either gay or not is propaganda, because everyone has the potential to do gay things. They try to trick you into adopting a lifestyle over minor preferences or a single experience.
A fit male body looks good because it's beautiful. Many natural things are beautiful. Even if you got conditioned by porn to like looking at cocks, doesn't make you gay. Mire and appreciate good physiques but find a decent woman to marry and have children. There's no greater happiness in life.
You don't like looking at the face because subconsciously it cements that the body is indeed a man's body, thus making you gay. You hate the realization.
How fat were you? If you never went past like 275 I bet you could recover. Few years, plenty of skin care, fill out with muscle, maybe try dry fasting or microneedling
God, I love the male body so much ita ridiculous. I only want to have sex with women but just imagine feeling the rock hard six pack of a low body fat chiseled alpha male. Imagine moving your fingers in the crevice of his quads and sucking him off after his workout to release pressure so he can workout more easily next time. God, I want a chiseled alpha male dominating me so badly right now.
slept with some guys who look like that and it really just doesnt feel that good having their body pressed against me. its just so boney and hard? i want a huge strong but soft man
Well I'm sun burnt all to shit right now so you're not getting a pic either.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Alright, well fuck you, homosexual.
I don't want to see your anyways cause I'm not gay like you.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Why did you want to see me in the first place you fucking Sasquatch?
1 year ago
Anonymous
FUCK YOU homosexual
ITS NOT MY FAULT IM HAIRY
1 year ago
Anonymous
I like hairy
1 year ago
Anonymous
How hairy, though?
You say you like hairy, but I don't think you've seen hairy like me. My legs look like I'm wearing fur legging.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Are you Italian?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Uh... sorta. Italian-American.
Are you gonna show me or just tease
>Are you gonna show me
No, probably not.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Are you fit? Lots of people like hairy guys if they're fit.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Are you fit?
Reasonably. I'm not fat or anything like that, but I'm not exactly built either. I'm still working on that.
The problem isn't my fitness, it's my maturity. I look significantly younger than I am.
>Lots of people like hairy guys if they're fit.
Nobody likes back hair.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yes I do
1 year ago
Anonymous
No, no you don't.
This isn't Barnum & Bailey's. I'm not showing you freakshow that is me.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I said yes I do
I dunno what Barnum and Baileys is
I am going to sulk
1 year ago
Anonymous
>I said yes I do
No, no you don't. >I dunno what Barnum and Baileys is
A circus that once existed in the US. PT Barnum was the (in)famous leader of the former. It later merged with its competitor as circuses went the way of the dodo.
One famous story holds that he was mad people were spending to much time in his gallery. To get people moving he put up a big, enticing sign saying "This way to the EGRESS." His patrons excitedly hurried to see this """egress,""" unaware that egress is just a fancy word for exit. >I am going to sulk
Sulk about what?
Bros I like the female body but their personalities are fucking shit, they are annoying and I cannot relate to them at all. Also, vaginas look a bit disgusting to me. The other day while in a pharmacy class in college a bunch of my female classmates started discussing about vaginal flora and candida or some other shit and it fucking repulsed me, like they don't even feel ashamed of their holes being ridden with bacteria and fungi
god I wish that were me
bruhhh thought i was in /hm/
It should be there.
Jannies pls
We have like 30 threads a day about ideal women, what woman you would date, what women should look like, etc. but you have 1 thread about men and suddenly everyone is crying to the jannies about this being a blue board. Go to Reddit I think that's more your speed
Because they are homosexuals in denial
Whats wrong with looking at male body
Hell i have even jerked off to it couple of times nothing wierd about it
lol fucking homosexual. the gayest shit I have ever done is letting a straight dude suck me off while getting off.
I didn't get hard, of course. Because I am not gay.
>letting a straight dude suck me off
>Because I am not gay.
beautiful. i'm straight but i really like watching
this but unironically nothing gay about admiring idyllic male physiques.
Get rid of the hair and im thinking sex
Am I gay if I like how the male body looks but the face disgusts me? Like that pic turns me on, but if I saw the guys face I'd totally lose my boner. pls I'm being serious
You’re attracted to beauty not men maybe just a tad bit gay
But like if I had to kiss them on the lips I'd feel disgusted, like I can't even imagine myself doing it. Forgot to add that I get turned on by looking at my own body in the mirror. Like maybe it has to do with that? Like I see myself in them and it turns me on, but once I see their faces I realize they are not me and actually another man
You're gay
You caught the gay anon. Likeing to look at male bodys is usually how it starts, if you continue down this path you won't be disgusted with kissing a man you will even desire it.
>t.homo
Bifag here, once I had sex with a man I actually ended up liking women again way more. It was OK but nothing amazing.
I somehow avoided the descent into full homo.
Just have to find the right guy who will make you lose your mind and forget about everything.
Yeah i get it. I cant do beards at all, for me its gotta be a smooth and hairless twink. But you gotta come to terms with the fact that you're looking at a guy and he'll never look as smooth as a girl. I came to like the mixture of feminine and masculine features.
Is it gay? Yeah. You're gay. It's ok though, you don't have to make a big deal out of it if you dont want to
Yes you sound like a flaming homosexual
Nothing is wrong about appreciating the beauty of this world.
>Am I gay if I like how the male body looks but the face disgusts me?
Anon, there is literally a own genre for this
>Am I gay if
There's no such thing as being gay or not. There is only choosing to do gay things. The idea that you are either gay or not is propaganda, because everyone has the potential to do gay things. They try to trick you into adopting a lifestyle over minor preferences or a single experience.
A fit male body looks good because it's beautiful. Many natural things are beautiful. Even if you got conditioned by porn to like looking at cocks, doesn't make you gay. Mire and appreciate good physiques but find a decent woman to marry and have children. There's no greater happiness in life.
o cool a woke person. If only this board knew it's all a meme.
You don't like looking at the face because subconsciously it cements that the body is indeed a man's body, thus making you gay. You hate the realization.
Another male body.
Goddamn. That shit is like my goal body brought to life. I'm both hyped and demotivated to make the attempt, brahs
I am now diamonds
I wanna kiss their abs
no homo but that is a really aesthetic body
Like a sculpture. Excellent. Purely motivating.
n-no homo
NIGGA GOT A 4 PACK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Post your abs if they're better
Im fat
How do I attain this, I just want to be beautiful dammit
Why is /fit. always complaining about muh wide hips. This is kino.
Damn. Extra breedable.
Holy sex
Like so?
I want to drain my balls inside you
mail body
i wish i was never fat so i could have skin this tight
How fat were you? If you never went past like 275 I bet you could recover. Few years, plenty of skin care, fill out with muscle, maybe try dry fasting or microneedling
My max was 245 and I'm in the 230s at 6ft. I hope I don't have any loose skin.
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Ugly face
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u r all gay as fuck
just saying
idc anymore
>You will never live in an all male homo society
Straightoids ruin everything.
God, I love the male body so much ita ridiculous. I only want to have sex with women but just imagine feeling the rock hard six pack of a low body fat chiseled alpha male. Imagine moving your fingers in the crevice of his quads and sucking him off after his workout to release pressure so he can workout more easily next time. God, I want a chiseled alpha male dominating me so badly right now.
Wait! Is SwoleShack gay?
seems kinda gay anon ngl
slept with some guys who look like that and it really just doesnt feel that good having their body pressed against me. its just so boney and hard? i want a huge strong but soft man
Contributing to the thread in the least gay way possible
Would be way better if you contributed in the most gay way possible...
Where'd you get that shirt?
I would let him use me as his personal toilet.
eliot?
Im getting /greek/pilled everyday and its getting kinda weird
The beauty of SwoleShack.
ngl I thought it was a meme but mirin at this bodies
Oh god I want a boyfriend so bad.
homosexual go meet some girls
Girls are obnoxious and vaginas are gross.
Dumb homosexual, stick your dick in female ass then. You can do that and not be a fag
I'm a bottom, I like penis.
BASED
i have a penis
post body.
You first.
No, I'm hairy and haven't shaved recently.
Well I'm sun burnt all to shit right now so you're not getting a pic either.
Alright, well fuck you, homosexual.
I don't want to see your anyways cause I'm not gay like you.
Why did you want to see me in the first place you fucking Sasquatch?
FUCK YOU homosexual
ITS NOT MY FAULT IM HAIRY
I like hairy
How hairy, though?
You say you like hairy, but I don't think you've seen hairy like me. My legs look like I'm wearing fur legging.
Are you Italian?
Uh... sorta. Italian-American.
>Are you gonna show me
No, probably not.
Are you fit? Lots of people like hairy guys if they're fit.
>Are you fit?
Reasonably. I'm not fat or anything like that, but I'm not exactly built either. I'm still working on that.
The problem isn't my fitness, it's my maturity. I look significantly younger than I am.
>Lots of people like hairy guys if they're fit.
Nobody likes back hair.
Yes I do
No, no you don't.
This isn't Barnum & Bailey's. I'm not showing you freakshow that is me.
I said yes I do
I dunno what Barnum and Baileys is
I am going to sulk
>I said yes I do
No, no you don't.
>I dunno what Barnum and Baileys is
A circus that once existed in the US. PT Barnum was the (in)famous leader of the former. It later merged with its competitor as circuses went the way of the dodo.
One famous story holds that he was mad people were spending to much time in his gallery. To get people moving he put up a big, enticing sign saying "This way to the EGRESS." His patrons excitedly hurried to see this """egress,""" unaware that egress is just a fancy word for exit.
>I am going to sulk
Sulk about what?
I'm busy sulking, sorry
Are you gonna show me or just tease
Bump
Shut up
No homo I'm seething with jealousy. Need to do some fork put-downs x till failure.
Bros I like the female body but their personalities are fucking shit, they are annoying and I cannot relate to them at all. Also, vaginas look a bit disgusting to me. The other day while in a pharmacy class in college a bunch of my female classmates started discussing about vaginal flora and candida or some other shit and it fucking repulsed me, like they don't even feel ashamed of their holes being ridden with bacteria and fungi
guy has a nice build