Just turned 29 last month. Didn't want to be a 30 year old virgin so bit the bullet and paid a girl $60 for a BJ. Wanted real sex so paid another hooker $120 for a BJ and sex with a condom. Then paid an ugly prostitute (all i could find on short notice) $160 to creampie her because i wanted to have sex without a condom. This is becoming an addiction and i'm still empty inside. All this is after working out hard for two years. All it did was raise my sex drive and make me crave women but i'm still a loser.
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also yeah, casual sex gets old really fast. stop putting sex on a pedastal
this. i wish i had the foresight when i was younger and a virgin. it’s like i made a deal with the devil, seeing that women only hit me up for casual encounters and nothing more. i’ve been passing on opportunities for effortless sex lately you’d think i was gay but it’s simply not fulfilling nor worth my time
>casual sex gets old real fast
Shut the fuck up retard fucking the same pussy your whole life gets old even faster if you are smart enough not to fall for their “love” facade. They just want to control you.
These pathetic men are dominated by their wives
careful dude I did this exact same thing over the course of maybe 8-10 months after losing mine the same way and ended up getting HPV for 9 years. It finally remissed last year after multiple removals. Was wearing a condom too be careful
I got hpv from a broken condom with a prostitute and I accidentally gave it to my wife who was a virgin. Feels bad man.
"""Virgin"""
Oosh. If true.
How are you supposed to ensure you won’t get an STD from a prostitute then?
I’m 26 and plan on going to a whore at least once.
Then plan on exactly 1 std
Hpv is permanent
>Then paid an ugly prostitute (all i could find on short notice) $160 to creampie her because i wanted to have sex without a condom
Nice troll post. No sane, fit anon would risk HIV like that
>29 year old virgin
>sane
choose one
Sex is for baby making, not some life achievement that marks you as a man.
sex is for fun too you prude
yeah, with a dedicated partner who is loyal to you
having sex means you are desired. it is essential as an adult. Although sex with hookers is worthless, doing it with someone you love is great.
If you can't have children should you just never have sex?
If you can't make babies due to your own actions (vasectomy, birth control, homosexuality), then yes you should not ever have sex unless you rectify that.
Point is sex must only be practiced by those that can have children in principle (man + woman) within the confines of marriage. If you are sterile by no doing of your own, you are allowed to have sex with your wife.
Okay Tim Tebow
t. coping incel
Incels dont even go to hookers they are too obsessed with sex itself and think its some monumental achievement. Most people who see them are people who are divorced/married or just horny and have no hangs up about it and not virgins
yes that's called incel cope
Again tho go to any incel forum and they will just say seeing a hooker is cope cope cope. Most dudes who to SEA are anglo boomers and divorcees
yes, retard. i've said it three times already - incel cope
HAVING SEX IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO FOR CONFIDENCE AS A YOUNG MAN
cursed ab inserts
anyone else see a swastika?
19 and paid 100€ to a hooker for sex + blowjob. She was not really good looking, didn't speak my language and was 10+ years older than me but whatever. I still consider myself a virgin even though technically I am not because she did everything while I laid on the couch on the verge of blacking out drunk. Don't regret it though, she also kept sucking on my nipple which I found a bit disgusting
if you wore a condom you’re still a virgin
yeah of course I did, I'm retarded but not to that point. Also she put it on me without even saying anything before starting
Go to SEA then and cream pie some tight thai teens
I had my first threesome with two Korean hookers yesterday. I came pumping one missionary while the other one stuck her finger up my ass (I didn't ask for that) shit was cash! totally worth $300.
>letting a hooker put anything in your ass
I tried fingering my prostate multiple times and every time i feel shit in my ass. Im super self conscious about it i could never let a girl put her finger in there and feel literal shit. How do i fix this bros
enema
nagger... there's a big difference between using your own man hands in your fucking anus (gay) and a woman doing it
You fucking homo
t. a homo in denial
Is it really gay if I get a qt fem to put on a strap on and face fuck me and in my ass? She has a vagina
how do i find these korean hookers? 300 for 2 sounds cheap
Local massage parlour, after you've been there a couple times you can get in good with Mamasan. I'm a pretty nasty perv so I made sure Mamasan was half of my first threesome. The other girl remarked that "it sounds like 2 men fucking" while I had Mamasan bent over the table.
miring brah
>stuck her finger up my ass
did you like it?
I did, it make me cum extra hard.
mirin im jelly
Am I the only one who just mongers at this point? I go to Latin America and SEA once a year and I never go back to American women. I genuinely don't understand why this board concerns themselves with the validation of roasties so much, I am fit and decent looking but just want sex and sometimes I get a short term gf. Both of these are just too much effort in the West unless you are le chad or whatever, and the validation gets old kinda fast. Sex is overrated too once you get it. Anyone who is against it is just a mommy isues robotcel who places sex too high on a pedestal
Mate u literally travel across the world to a place just for sex tourism. Who is putting what on a pedestal here really?
Okay and? I enjoy traveling and mongering is something I like to do as well. People spend 1000s of dollars to live in muh big city to spend time on tinder and le clubs to get some whore pussy. I have fresh latinas and pinays show me around their city at the swipe of their finger while they cook me food and massage my feet. My American girlfriend would never do that for me and think I am a mysoginist incel for even brining it up
Depressing thread
cope, fathers used to take their sons to hookers all the time and even in third world countries to this day so they don't pedastalize pussy. Watch looksmaximus's vid on it. Too many pussy american homosexuals think "paying" for sex is bad for some reason
>they all did it
and you know this.. how?
>watch my incel youtuber
no thanks
>how do people know things
read a book instead of watching pitiful lookism vloggers
I am Armenian and people still do it in my country to this day. Only pussy american simp betas who must get all of their validation from their fat whore and cunty entitled women care about "paying" for pussy. This is the reason retarded shit like OnlyFans exists, is because amerimutts don't have access to pussy to pay for.
Paying for sex is degrading and it means you are not desired enough to get it with a women you can love. Just because third worlders and people in ancient times did it doesn’t mean shit.
>t. American who grew up by a single mother watching Disney movies about having le unicorn gf
Who gives a fuck, if you are going to have casual sex anyway I don't see why paying for it directly as opposed to going through the horse and pony show of trying to impress a woman, when I can literally go on to Slumi and fuck a 9/10 colombiana for the price of a beer in my home state while she cuddles and smokes a joint with me. Having a gf is so much work and these days just feels like having a fuck buddy with no intention of marraige as I dont trust these women to raise my kids or tend to the home. I would rather just fuck off and pay for it directly
Casual sex isn’t great either but you are still more connected to the other person. Ideally you should have sex with someone you love.
Chad mentality
GFE is standard these days and honestly depending on how good the prost is you won't even feel like you are "paying" for it. Those SEA chicks have that shit down to a science. I don't really give a fuck if the fat chicks in my home town dont want anything to do with me kek
People used to think bathing stole their lifeforce, I don't really give a shit about what your subhuman ancestors did or that you continue to be subhuman
Have you tried just raping them? In reality though how much does the Dollar Cost - Goal actually match up?
I'm virg, so my opinion is invalid right but here's my thought process
>Time is money first of all
If you're lucky heres the outcome
>20 in gas
>20-40 in food/bear/etc
>10-20 in "game" fees
This is min 50 max 80 just for 1, assuming you even pull. And like I said virg, so probably missing something else though too right? Also remember to factor in the time sink.
Not that I would pay for sexual intercourse, accept I was really fucking horny last night on the night shift, if crackhead came by I might have did a disservice to Allah brothers
Lost my virginity at the age of 18 to a hooker. Still regularly going to them 7 years later. Mostly with, but sometimes without condom. Nothing ever happened. STDs are one of ~~*their*~~ psy-ops, at least for heterosexuals.
>them
ANON FUCKED A TRANNY
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With "them" I meant hookers in plural.
Wouldn't mind fucking a tranny one day though.
I got herpes the first time I had sex. She wasn't even a hooker
Ama
The average bar roastie who agrees to a one night stand these days probably has more STDs than an Eastern European girl working in an FKK who gets checked regularly
Soon anon, soon.
Nice off topic thread.
>didn't want to be a 30 years old virgin.
You were so close to being a Saint. One less competitors over trad wives. Enjoy a life filled with roasties and STD-infected troons.
why the fuck would you throw away the wizard powers like that? You were so close.
I'm a 23 year old virgin and the reactions I get from my coworkers when I tell them is interesting. Girls think it's just weird and just ask me why (was a fat loser all throughout high school and by the time I got SwoleShack and attractive, I didn't really put much value in sex). But all the guys give me words of encouragement. One guy said, "Damn, I still wish I had mine, man." While shaking his head. And another guy said, "Keep that shit safe, man. These hoes ain't worth it." Which drew scowls from the girls around us. I've told them I have to seriously date a girl for 3 months before I get intimate with one and my 40yr old supervisor said, "Man, I wish you were my daughter's bf." It seems being a virgin is only looked down upon by young women. Everyone else seems to envy me.
I think they are making fun of you but who cares i guess
>Everyone else seems to envy me.
It pretty simple only men can understand higher values like keeping yourself for those you love anon please if you ever see this save yourself for the one you love. Don't be like a fuck a bunch of hookers cuz of peer pressure and horniness, it just leave you more horny and empty.
Yeah that's real cool until you're like me (32 year old virgin) and a 19 year old you lift with regularly figured out you're a virgin because you've never had any gf/sex stories and he gives you the sappy "damn man I'm jealous I wish I waited."
Yeah that's why you always hooking up right
You actually wanted to be a 30 year old virgin all along
Now that's a hot take
It is worth keeping. The person you lose it to will always be your #1 love. I lost mine to my gf of 6 months when I was 18, and I still think about her and remember everything we did together 10 years later. I actually felt the amount of fucks I was able to give and my love for my partner decrease every time I had a new relationship. By the time I got married, I just felt like I was doing it out of necessity to have kids.
Sex with a hooker is just jerking off irl. They’re not even people. ‘Grats, you fell for the meme.
Does sex really feel that much better than masturbating?
I found out a long time ago that sometimes I don't even want sex. I just want to make out and leave.
Gotta get your oxytocin fix
Ehh some times is does and sometimes it doesnt. If I watch good porn and edge for an hour, I'm gonna have more fun then a 5 minute fuck
you dont get the immediate post-cum shame feeling afterwards (if you're doing it with someone you love). sex is only valuable in the context of a loving relationship. dont fuck anyone you cant see yourself having kids with
I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl
im 30 and same
I'm 25
>ITT virgins
As long as you don't fuck another man's ass you're still virgin
You really should have splurged for a few hours with an actually attractive tryst chick baka
Holy shit you lost your virginity to an ugly harlot AND you wasted so much money
Holy duck you're going to hell no cap
Stop while you’re ahead, I whoremongered for years before I stopped, that’s a lot of money I won’t be getting back.
if you fucked a hooker raw, you need to get a full STD panel immediately.
just kys atp
>wasting your wizard powers
ngmi its over for you
I'm a literal 5'4 manlet who's fucked at least 15 women (and a couple cute femboys and trannies), over the last 10 years.
Work on your social skills and your personality. I'm not even good looking, I'm like a 6/10. I don't understand why so many guys have trouble getting laid. And casual sex really isn't great, it gets old fast.
Post height with reference
I might be doing this soon with the way things are going.
>social skills and your personality
Doesn't work if you're an autist.
I'm 6'4" and fit and every time I talk to women they immediately lose all interest.
I'm approaching 30 so I'm convinced that I'm going to be too old to make it.
>every time I talk to women they immediately lose all interest
Exactly this. Not so often, but sometimes girls approach me but lose interest sooner or later. "Anon, you don't talk much." "Anon, communicate more." I even try it, but these NPCs can sense if someone isn't an NPC. So I think there isn't just a switch to become extroverted. Like there isn't a switch to become more or less intelligent.
good job, you cought at least 2 stds and now you cant creampie your future gf because you will fuck her up to with stds.
Sex is boring after you’ve done it hundreds of times. I’ve been married 5 years and had sex with my wife every other day for the first 2-3 years. These days we do it 2-3 a month, and only when she’s horny/ovulating. The other times I just masturbate because it’s less effort.
30 year old wizard here, got a HJ once and that's it.
I want to try one of these Korean massage parlors, but reading about it on rubmaps and whatnot, it just seems so complicated. Anybody here tried that and what are the tips?