lets hear about SwoleShackizens lives.
>age/height/weight
>job
>sport
>how many times lifting per week
>1RM bench
>relationship status
if you lie you will lose all of your gains overnight
me:
>27yrs, 180lbs, 6'1
>police officer
>bjj/judo/kickboxing
>lift 2-3x/wk
>255 bench
>married
you actually glow
this. SwoleShack is farmed for data because they are scared of men with discipline. so scared that its a 1:1 ratio of schizos to actual lifters
What?
he's saying the meds are untaken, have never been taken and that the melanin abundant bioluminescents lurk
you're glowing bright as the sun my dear fednagger
>24/5’9/130 lbs
>copywriter
>swimming
>lift once a week
>currently dating two girls, they are friends and are cool with it
Fucking chad. Have threesomes with them
>34 yrs, 250lbs, 5'7
>local nagger, rapist, police rapist
>naggering and raping police officers
>lift what?
>in a relationship with multiple police officers that developed Stockholm syndrome
>>lift what?
Missed opportunity to say "shoplift"
kek'd
hate lifting tbh put way more time into bjj/judo/kickboxing
retired at 43 or you meming
>cop
>2pl8 bench
Yeah this checks out
>30/5'11/190lbs
>venture capital
>i picked up sailing recently
>6 days/week
>1rm is gay when you are over 30, but ~315lbs
>in between my current gf and my ex, probably need to just be single but I am scared bros
Yoooo
> 23/6'3"/205lbs
> Venture funded startup
> Trail running
> Lift 4x per week
> 250lbs
> GF of one year +
Invest? lol
if it's aerospace or adjacently related
me:
>43yrs, 235lbs, 6'0
>Retired
>Roller hockey & softball
>lift 4-6x/wk
>455 bench
>married w/ 4 kids
>Trans
>31 years old
>grocery store
>4x times a week
>surfing
>185 bench
>single
>155 lbs/5'9"
I hope you get white pick up trucked after watching your wife die of cancer. Fuck pigs
I hope you get into a situation where you need the police, you tell them to fuck off, leaving feral nogs to rape your children whilse you piss yourself and cry like the helpless bitch you are
>needing police
Cops are completely unnecessary and only make situations worse, pass national stand your ground laws and right to carry and poof they are more than worthless. See uvalde, bunch of cowards
i get shit on all the time being a cop, its cool, i have thick skin and realize that half of these people have underlying trauma/schizophrenia.
im going to tell you one thing however, i absolutely promise you that 99% of the ones who shit on us, call us the absolute most. its almost like a requirement for them to cry about how police do nothing but then call them for every little thing because they have zero life skills/courage to do anything for themselves.
if only they would follow through and not call us, i would be so happy.
and yeah i agree, Uvalde cops were pussies and i hope they all get charged
There is zero good men left who are cops, you are a piece of shit 100% or you would have already left
for sure buddy
It’s true and you know it, you just aren’t qualified to do anything else but work at McDonalds so you’re stuck being a piggy
Lmao most people hate cops, you’ve managed to piss off both the left and right, you’ll be unarmed community responders soon enough and I cant fucking wait
and youll still do nothing but shit post on the internet, tough guy
was a paramedic before this, could do that. moneys too good though
I’ll keep supporting defund police monetarily, writing my elected officials with information about disarming you thugs and filing complaints. We will win, you will lose because we are right and you’re a piece of shit
keep it up big fella. you got this.
Yeah massive staffing issues, mandatory 12s, mandatory overtime, 8 of you have a nice day daily, more retiring asap, yeah, we do got this and I’m not tired of winning yet
it’s always been 12 hour shifts here. Overtime allowed my to pay off my loans and go on trips. I hope more of the old farts keep retiring cause they’re shit cops.
Huge W keep it going bud
Upper class where I live. You must live in a rich city or something. Pretty sure you’re trolling though
He is, 6 figures is comfy living pretty much everywhere
We’re driving you to retire, be overworked or have a nice day. I will take the W and keep taking it. Love seeing all the signs “state police, we’re hiring” “local police, startint at $26k” lmao
Everything you’ve listed is a W for me. So keep going. I think I owe you a thanks at this point. I live an amazing life and I’m very grateful. I also think you are referring to the US police (I’m in Canada). Regardless you seem very passionate about what you want so props to that 🙂
You do seem slightly manic however, I’d remind you to see if you’re past due for your meds little man.
Gonna let you cool off and stop replying now. All the best
RCMP or city cop?
City
Nice, way better than RCMP work.
Bro unironically in Canada ppl don't really hate the cops nearly as much. Other places than the US exist. Cop in canada swings way more towards respectable position than the other way.
acab
agree, i would hate to be a mountie.
to your point, my city has a love for police believe it or not. of course we have a few spastics who hate us but they’re all either career criminals or schizo’s. we have a ton of support here
you’re not replying to me big fella. glad you keep up on the stats though 😉
It’s not a w but keep coping, I’ll keep making tbe world a better place, one cop soft powered into offing himself at a time
Dude you’re embarrassing yourself at this point. Just stop
Im not, my work and the work of people like me is extremely successful. Peacefully, non violently and legally killing cops by ensuring they are overworked, underpaid, never get to see their families, hated by society and have no other employment options. Perfection
Holy yikes. This is what happens when you forget your meds and self isolate on your computer. What’s your twitter @ so I can follow your schizo updates?
Since we’ve been talking, another pig has drawn his gun, put it to his head and pulled the trigger and nothing of value was lost. I’m not tired of winning
Imagine the childhood trauma/neglect this spastic has endured
YWNBAW
If you think cop salary is good you’re poor af lmao bet youre irish too
canadian. i made 118k last year. where i live that is more than comfortable living
That’s literally barely above poverty level hahahahahaha
>28, 200lb, 5’11
>Firefighter Paramedic and AFG 3E7X1
>Idk, I play on the Fire flag football team against the cops every year?
>PPLRPPL
>315 for 8 reps bench
>Single but seeing 2 girls and 1 twink
Las Vegas Corrections officers make close to 200k+ a year picking up one or two extra OT shifts a week.” After probation period, kinda wack.
cops here make almost 120k after 4 years and that is without OT
>its almost like a requirement for them to cry about how police do nothing but then call them for every little thing
The vantasner danger meridian is used to assess danger to agents in the field.
>The vantasner danger meridian is used to assess danger to agents in the field.
what a shame that show got cancelled.
Room temperature IQ. Police are required to uphold the law, even if the victim is Hitler.
hahahahahaha
been with her a long time, good woman
not that high of a percentage but probably a decent amount
dont give the incels attention, not worth
>29/189cm/78kg
>teacher
>rugby
>5
>I don't bench just dips and push ups
>in a 7 year long relationship that will probably end soon
>22, 83.5kg, 186cm
>Software developer @ website builder company
>Basketball
>6
>95kg
>4 years in relationship
And the good days are just starting boys, we all gonna make it
>23, 5'7", 109 lbs
>Dental student
>lol
>lift 5x a week
>lmao
>single
>dental student
>109 lbs.
are you a woman?
>married
why the fuck would you do that you retard
90% of cops beat their wives
>27, 198cm, 102kg
>software engineer
>weightlifting
>3 times
>never done 1rm but probably 100kg
>in one
>21,6ft,180 lbs
>college student/retail worker
>BJJ,CSW,MMA
>currently bc of school + other obligations 4X U/L split.
>205. Long fucking arms
>I don’t know anymore
20yrs/5'9/190lbs
>>job
Student and coop job as a research assistant
don't play
>>how many times lifting per week
4 before 5 now
>>1RM bench
260lbs
status
single
>29, 6'2, 200lbs
>lawyer
>played football and baseball in highschool
>PPLPPxx master race
>2pl8 5x5
>single but I chase all the time because I find it fun
>29 y/o virgin
>lose virginity to 35 year old last week
>now have these 2 bumps on peen
Is this herpes?
Could be monkey pox too, you never know. Get tested with some blood work m8. RIP.
herpes looks more like sores; it's probably just acne from pussy juices
>29y/o, 183cm, 80kg
>mariner
>no sport just lifting
>3 times
>80kg(fuck bench :^)
>single
>33yrs, 270lbs, 6'9
>nagger killer
>krav maga
>every fucking day
>630 bench
>married
>>19, 6'4, 240lbs
>> Drug Dealer
>> Archery
>> 5
>> 242lbs
>> Had sex this one time.
>6'1"/205/26
>Math PhD student
>Water polo
>lift 5-6/wk
>335
>Two separate gfs. They don't know about each other. Also regular hookup cheating
>36 years old, 165lbs, 5'9"
>Back to school to get a degree
>Disc Golf and 5km runs
>5-6 days
>Used to be 245lbs before I quit doing bench
>Married
>age/height/weight
22 , 6’3 , 186lbs
>job
Accounting
>sport
Baseball and basketball
>how many times lifting per week
Been cardiomaxxing lately, but typically 4x a week.
>1RM bench
All time: 240, Current: 215
>relationship status
4 years w/ high school gf, probably breaking things off soon.
Ah the 4 years split, classic
Mid 30s 6'4" 200lb
$300k salary software engineer
Is lifting a sport?
3 times a week
285 bench
virgin wizard autist never had a gf. Also, I literally don't know how to talk to women, unless I need to for work.
>300k
> still a virgin
you should buy a lot of ecstasy, get 3 4 good escorts and loose your virginity like the filthy rich youre
You hiring any new grads? I finish school in april currently looking for work
Don't know about him but we're freezing all hiring and actually laying people off because of the recession (which apparently is also not a recession? idk)
A lot of new software engineering grads are graduating without jobs or having their job offers rescinded.
Unfortunately that's just the nature of the beast.
>age/height/weight
29 190 lbs 6'4"
>job
Data science, wfh
>sport
College track, muay Thai & bjj In my early 20s, tennis and volleyball leagues now
>how many times lifting per week
2x / week 45 minutes from leaving home to returning
>1RM bench
275 lbs highest 1 rm right now it's about 255 lbs (1.5 years off because of covid, got back into it last October)
>relationship status
Dating a girl for 7 years, going to marry her
Squat max is about the same as my bench which isn't great but I did tear my quad in track so I don't beat myself up.
>21/170cm/150lbs
>Maths student in uni
>Climbing/Skiing
>3x per week full body
>Idk dont have barbell for benching @ home (prob shit)
>Never had gf
315lb bench
>30/5' 11"/180lbs
>GM of a construction company
>laying pipe on slam pigs
>3 - 5 depending on how busy work is
>275lbs
>single
65/170/75
retired
none as such (ride my bike a lot for fun and transport)
some lifting most days
weighted push-ups, not bench
widowed
>27/5'11"/185lb
>civil engineer
>cycling
>4-5 sessions/week
>Not sure, can do 185 for 6
>engaged
>32/6'1"/226
>DoD Contract Administrator
>None
>3
>325lbs
>Married
>age/height/weight
35 / 194cm / 120kg
>job
CAD drafter
>sport
High jump
>how many times lifting per week
4 +3 condition/mobility days
>1RM bench
No clue. 20 reps at 90kg
>relationship status
Married and have a 2yr old kid
glownagger thread
>31/6'2/190lbs
>forklift operator
>none
>5
>100 lbs
>single
Fuck you pig. And fuck this gay ass thread you made.
Stay mad incel
>datamining thread
fuck you
>lust provoking image
>data gathering
> 20
> 155 lbs (yes dyel, I just got back)
> computer cuck
> volley, but I no longer have any friends
> 120 lbs 1rm
> single as fuck
> 180 cm
whatever that is in american
around 6'5
>age/height/weight
22 y.o
176 cm
93 kg
>job
Translator
>sport
Muay Thai
>how many times lifting per week
3 (PPL + Cardio + MT sessions on the lifting days)
>1RM bench
2pl8
>relationship status
Kissless virgin
>30, 174, 6'1"
>Blackhawk pilot
>skydiving
>5x/week (not always a lift)
>215
>single (lol army)
>people are taller than me?
>impossible
Shouldn't you be cold approaching somewhere?
>daily "confirm you are who we think you are" thread
no,6'1 and growhin, 82 kg
>>job
no
gym,swiming,and many more
>>how many times lifting per week
2-4
>>1RM bench
never did it
status
no
21/5’11”, 180cm,/150lbs, 68kg
cs student
running + golf
0-6
155? 175? Idk
>incel
22/5'8/175
In school for software engineering (last year)
Swimming
4-5 times a week
295 bench
Khv
>24/180/130kg
>accountant (120k/yr)
>going to the gym
>7
>150kg
>single
>age/height/weight
48, 6'0", 242 lbs.
>job
Semi-retired, I just rehab and flip a few properties per year with a partner for added income
>sport
I hate the term "powerbuilding" but I guess that's what it is, 50% powerlifting focus, 50% bodybuilding
>how many times lifting per week
3-4 days/week, 2 upper body sessions, 2 lower sessions with one based on squats and one on deadlifts
>1RM bench
Fucked scapula I'm working to fix has me only benching 300 lbs. But my DL is 550 and squat is 520, at least I don't suck too bad on those
>relationship status
Married 20 years
>age/height/weight
24/5"11/170
>job
kek
>sport
i hate all the naggerballs
>how many times lifting per week
3/2
>relationship status
i am cool with mom aunt and sis
officer
Bootlicker faggit
average basement dweller
>14 years old, 250lbs and 6'7
>Training to be an Inquisitor
>Praying
>6 days a week
>750lbs
>Voluntarily celibate.
>31, 5'8, 260lb
>Mainly posting coom bait on SwoleShack, otherwise NEET
>Played in a StarCraft tournament one time back in 2008
>There's a fight of stairs to get into our apartment, I climb it ~3 times a week
>No idea
>Women are a waste of time and energy
>lets hear about SwoleShackizens lives.
31/5'9"/180lbs
>>job
carpentry/home remodeling
none
>>how many times lifting per week
i started lifting again and i'm doing m-f so 5x/week
>>1RM bench
no idea but my best was 365 10yrs ago so i imaging i can still do 250
status
alone
>21y/o, 200lbs, 6'0
>unemployed/full time student
>lift 5-6x/wk
>170 bench
>single khv
This doesn't really seem fitness related but I'll bite.
>29/5'11"/205
>video editor
>lmao
>6 days per week, upper/lower/shoulder-abs-core split
>haven't actually tested in a while but probably a bit over lmao2pl8 my chest sucks ass
>monogamous gay homo boyfriend coming up on 2nd anniversary
I hate my current job my boss is a dipshit who understands nothing and protests when we try to improve I took this over a temp extension for a job I actually liked and I feel so punked at this point. I'm desperately applying elsewhere i hate it here.
I wear knee sleeves whenever I am squatting more than 2pl8. My knees click and I have gotten quadricep tendonitis before
>newfags actually replying
You are no different from the tards that gave all their info away to Zuckerberg for free when fuckbook came out.
No one cares about you homosexual, get over yourself
>IM IN YOUR WALLS
I honestly agree with this, anyone who thinks the data posted in threads like these is reliable is more retarded than the people posting in the thread.
The glowies now know information that is already on my health records/drivers license. And they’re LMAO’ing at my bench. Oh no
Fr. I literally work for the feds. They know all your info already
Yes, because some anonymous retards giving data that is 50% bullshit and what's true cannot be tied to them in any way SURELY is going to come back to haunt them, right nagger?
>26, 1.82m, 81kg
>research engineer
>none now since I started lifting
>3 times a week
>never did 1rm, but tomorrow I'll do 82.5kg for 5x5
>long term relationship 3+years
>22/5’10”/190
>factory worker
>basketball and soccer in HS, boxing now
>3 days a week full body
>215 1rm
>single
>25/5’7/195lb
>Federal security contractor (wage slave job), e-commerce and ball python breeding on the side rn
>Weightlifting/Boxing
>7 days a week 1hr a day
>350lb
>single. Had to dump ex for getting fat and being annoying
>22yrs, 89kg, 184cm
>mech.eng student
>did some football, did some powerlifting
>lift 4x/week
>150kg bench
>gf for 3 years
>34/6'3"/179
>Sr. Operations Manager in tech
>Hockey
>4 days right now
>215 (at the end of a cut no bully)
>Engaged to gf of 10+ years
>stats
34, 6'1, 155lbs
>job
engineering manager
>sport
rooooning
>workouts per week
4, sometimes 5
>1RM Bench
Brosplit dumbell and bodyweight routines, no idea
>relationship
Married 12 years
>all the married guys are tall except for 1
lmao
BLACKPILLED AGAIN!
>21, 170 cm, 68kg
>biology major and physical therapy intern
>running, rock climbing, farm work, mountain biking, lifting
>2-3 times for lifting but working out almost every day
>70kg? I've never maxed out
>first gf lasted for 3 years, 2nd was a lesbian I got to go straight but she eventually gave into her love of women
remember kids, filter ALL tripfags
officer
Remember everyone you don't have to say anything
>24/175/5'10
>Engineer
>None, I wouldn't count being a gym rat
>4x
>Probably somewhere around 200 haven't tried
>Never even held hands with a girl
>37/6'0/220
>mercenary
>Taekwondo
>5
>290lbs
>divorced. 3 casual fwb's atm.
>
>23 5'10'' 150lbs
>PhD Student
>Hiking, climbing, and sailing, previously 800m College varsity sprinter
>135 or something, bench is not functional
>Single
>24/6’0”/225
>govt contractor
>off roading
>4x4
>250-300 easily
>single ready to mingle lol
Fuck pigs
>22/6’4/190
>airline pilot
>4 days a week
>255 bench
>engaged
>24/6'0/350
>CS student
>5
>80 lbs
>single
me:
>femanon
>24, 5'7, 130
>bank teller
>yoga, paddleboarding
>gym 3-4 times per week
>never maxxed on bench
>recently single
24, 195, 6'1
Control engineer/System Integrator
Yardwork for my new house/ blacksmithing
Lift 4-5 times if Job Permits
Bench 320, Squat 365. I dont deadlift
Married.
Fuck your data mining thread
>58, 5’10”, 145lb
>retired
>gymnastics, AFL, cycling
>I do pull-ups and push-ups every morning/night, yard work every day
>no idea
>married
>36 / 5’11 / 225lbs lean
>Sr Manufacturing engineer in the entertainment industry
>BMX racing
>6 days per week
>355lbs bench 1RM
>girlfriend of over a year
Cringe
>everybody doing better than me is cringe
Not married at 36, only 5’11”
Yeah lmao It’s cringe
He’s referring to that gay ass picture you posted of a wigger hat, a pistol, and shitty juvenile sneakers
>29/6'0"/225
>teacher/foreman
>golf, but no actual sports
>3-5 depending on what bullshit life throws at me
>245
>single/whoring around
> 21 yo, 136 lbs, 5'9"
> system administrator
> did taekwondo and swimming in the past
> lift 3 times a week
> do not bench
> have a gf
Data miners are low lives. Digits and OP gets bowel worms.
>24 / 5'10 / 183lbs
>software engineer
>league of legends
>5
>295lbs, probably can do more
>have a practice gf but she doesn't know that
are you me?
>29/5'7/160
>dev
>none
>4x
>probably 160, been doing 154 for few reps
>single, recently divorced
>divorced at 29
Grim
Out of a very long relationship, mind you. I don't even care anymore, honestly I would have probably offed myself by now if I didn't promise to live through the year and front squats were a bit less enjoyable.
>31/175cm/73kg
>Cyber security analyst
>Street BMX
>3-5
>Don't know, I just do reps of 35kg DBs per hand
>Realtionship is 10 years old, been married 6 months.
>27/6'1/180
>doctor
>volleyball
>3x
>no idea
>dating
>19,6ft,202
>head lifegaurd/LGI
>lifting mostly, some combat sports
>4-5 times a week
>current 335, all-time best 370 at 250lbs bodyweight
>kv people seem surprised by this answer irl so I guess I'm doing ok.
shoulda asked for pay also, most of these jobs are cuck wages
>22/160/60~
>unemployed
>muay Thai, supermoto&superbike
>3x/week
>79kgs
>single
27/5'7/65 kgs
physics student
just lifting
3-4
only DB bench
single
>age/height/weight
28, 5’10” 205
>job
Tugboat engineer
>sport
Kettlebell sport? I don’t play sport
>how many times lifting per week
3 days on the boat, 6 days on land
>1RM bench
No idea, but I can clean and jerk 97 lb KB 5x hbu
>relationship status
Committed. 6 years in, got a house with her before a ring.
My occupation is killing my gains. Sure, I get free food, but lack of sleep and fatigue fucking kills me.
>age/height/weight
29/6ft3in/245lbs
>job
Chemical engineer
>sport
Bodybuilding
>how many times lifting per week
4x to 5x
>1RM bench
415 lbs
>relationship status
Married
I'm going to ask my SwoleShack friend to take me with him to the gym and help me get SwoleShack too, I hope he says yes.
>35yrs, 204lbs, 5'11"
>Satellite Operations Engineer
>Rugby
>Lift Mon-Fri w/ wife for 1 hour before our 5 kids awake
>Bench press is impractical, so don't do it
>Married
36/177/70
Manager of engineering team
Bouldering, running, gym & bunch of other sports not-so-regulary
1-2
95
Married
whatever, I'll bite
>age/height/weight
34/5'4"/220lbs
>job
parole caseworker
>sport
lacrosse and rugby in high school
>how many times lifting per week
4x per week
>1RM bench
225lbs
>relationship status
married
>36/240/6'5
>geologist
>lifting/football/biking
>2-3
>only DB bench
>single but 3-4 fwbs here and there
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