Just caught monkeypox. 100% got it from my gym's equipment. I have to stay home for the foreseeable future. This is a warning to everyone. You can get it.
Just caught monkeypox. 100% got it from my gym's equipment. I have to stay home for the foreseeable future.
Sure you didn't get it while you were being dicked down in the gym showers?
You're totally not a degenerate homosexual, how come
Look, I'm 100% straight. I just happen to work out a gym that caters to gay men. The only reason why I lift there is they have good facilities and membership is free for young, attractive men. I'm sure that one of the fags there did catch it from an orgy and spread it on the equipment where I then picked it up.
So the moral of the story is avoid homosexuals. Gotcha
Queer by association then
>you can get it too
>if you go to gym for gays free membership for young twinks
>you can get it too you know
By Allah’s grace, you’re lucky idk you because I would stone you, filthy sodomite
>Look, I'm 100% straight
every story like this starts with this line
>I just happen to work out a gym that caters to gay men.
ah see, there's your problem.
holy shit this posts read exactly like that one fucking AI thing someone posted on SwoleShack a while ago. You know the one fucking website where it generates writings based on the query
damn so this is who they ment with straight men who are having sex with other men
>work out a gym that caters to gay men.
>>work out a gym
Thank GOD my wife stopped going to Spin classes. Full of gay men.
>I'm 100% straight
> Straight men who occasionally have anal sex with other men...
Who's gonna tell em?
>gym that caters to gay men
How? Do they have those nightclub lights, pink equipment and YMCA playing on loop or what?
I'll admit it; it's a male bathhouse that happens to have a gym and pool attached it it. I don't use the sauna or private lockers because that's where the sex happens. Pool is also lame because it's clothing optional. I only go and use the gym because it's free and very close to work.
Is it so hard to get a bunch of homeless people there so then the fags stay away? I mean ITS FREE.
Again, it's only free if you're under 25 and already in shape. Same reason why bars don't card attractive women.
All pools are clothing optional anon.
>guaranteedreplies.exe
it's just so easy
Its free real estate.
this clip of you is telling another story my dude
Wtf
>Look, I'm 100% straight
Doesn’t it need mucus membranes touching to spread? Unless you’re licking the gym equipment or your licking your fingers after touching the gym equipment then you definitely caught it from smelly man sex in the locker room, you wiener kissing homo.
The dumbbells are for lifting not shoving up your ass you flaming homosexual
Not afraid of it
Yeah right you degenerate subhuman stop licking assholes and attending homosexual piss orgies
pissening
Fucking keep it to your boyfriend and break up with your wife you closeted fag.
it was 100% from facesitting at a 40-man piss orgy. die homosexual
>100% got it from my gym's equipment
should have worn a mask
The locker room twink is not "the equipment"
>2022
>not wearing regular gloves at the gym or in any public place
Post proof not stock photo
are u gay by any chance op
I'm not posting a picture of my ass and lower back on this site. Currently looks like bad acne.
I like the ego boost I get from lifting there. I get dozens of men a day coming up to me and telling me I look so strong. I get 10 people a day trying to give me their number. I don't know why women hate being catcalled; being told you're an attractive sexy beast is a positive feedback loop that makes me stronger.
I can pay $50 a month to go to a gym where no one acknowledges me, or I can pay nothing to go to a gym where there's constant mires. Easy fucking choice.
Kinda funny how it started showing symptoms around your asshole you homosexual.
>I like getting in the ass in the shower and the end bukkake is to die for
I know this is your larp, but still have to call you the fucking butt pirate pole smoker you are.
>100% got it from my gym's equipment.
Did you kegel the dumbell or something
how can you be sure
some homosexual could've angry dragoned on you
I honestly don't know why you'd have irl gay sex rn. Are Discord DMs really not enough for you coomers?
sure dude 😉
Good. The gays can use that as their excuse. We win.
What happened? Is that one anon still jacking off onto the benches?
Post pics of your lesions with piece of paper with timestamp
You laughed at me for wearing gloves to do my lifts. Well who's laughing now, AIDS monkey?!
I have read that adopted kids from gay parents are also getting monkeypox too....MMMM?
You only get it from anal from homosexuals, nice try israelite from Israel.
this is bait / demoralization campaign
ignore
Don't lie OP you were the part of fag orgies right?
Did you mean jim equipment?
Is gym's equipment gay slang for hookups in the sauna room?
Did you lick the barbell again op?
Why can't fags just not have sex for like 3 months, I haven't had sex in 28 years.
ass worms control them
the plate carrying slave's meaty black cock isn't traditionally considered gym equipment
were you doing those wacky unconventinal exercises?
cant wait until all straight people die because of this
fed post.
>OP
>is a homosexual
It's like pottery.
I'm so sorry you took the vaxx
You got bum fucked ya poofta don't like homosexual
did you share the squat plug with your gym bro? be honest
>We report 528 infections diagnosed between April 27 and June 24, 2022, at 43 sites in 16 countries. Overall, 98% of the persons with infection were gay or bisexual men, 75% were White, and 41% had human immunodeficiency virus infection; the median age was 38 years. Transmission was suspected to have occurred through sexual activity in 95% of the persons with infection
https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa2207323
Sure. Gym equipment.