>ITT: times girls said something about your body that stuck with you
>wow, look how big anons chest is!
>ITT: times girls said something about your body that stuck with you. >wow, look how big anons chest is!
>ITT: times girls said something about your body that stuck with you
>wow, look how big anons chest is!
is it me? am i not attractive enough? we can try again later if you like.
This is a joke about erectile dysfunction isn't it??
> Not a joke
it was my first lay after a relationship longer than most ppls marriages. i started getting it up after i got more comfortable with her and gave myself a good scolding. no more dick problems
she really was a good girl. i broke her heart.
>"wow have you been working?"
Most compliments from women I ever get are about some personality quirk that I have or some manly features of my face. I get a lot of compliments from guys about my body though and I'm dyel but pretty lean
sorry anon didn't mean to quote you
All from different girls
>Wow you got fat
>Nice back anon, shame about your ass
>Brother my friends asked me if my brother was hot and jokingly said that if you weren't my brother I would date you but when they saw you the other day they were disappointed haha
>He looks like a school shooter (said behind my back)
Meant for op
I like hearing this from women after I've fucked them for like an hour because I'm too drunk to cum. I can still get hard thank god. but can't finish and watching them get insecure is hilarious.
Do you ever turn it back on them, like “huh? I thought women liked it when they finish first.”
of course, making a chick cum then not cumming yourself is a top tier chad move in my opinion, immediately sets you apart from like 99% of all men they have fucked and is the only time I've seen women get truly self reflective.
I've had many girls comment on my ass and it makes me feel very uncomfortable tbqh
Could be a blessing or a curse. My gf keeps groping my ass and slaps it whenever she gets the chance. Which is why I only train legs once a week.
>tfw no above average GF with amazing tits.
Coworkers said I had a nice V or Triangle taper thing going on.
Don't believe them because I was still fat at the time.
One of them would always lean on me and touch my back.
I was trying to explain hip thrusts to a coworker. She couldn't understand.
So I demonstrated it for her. Then she asked me to show her again.
I feel so dirty.
"ew"
>wow you’re penis is so big anon I want it inside of me ooouhhhh yeow
Did the female who said that also have a penis?
>OUCH!
I actually cant think of any fml
First sexual girlfriend told me that my ass was the reason she was attracted to me.
>damn, imagine Chadlite's face on Anon's body, would be irresistible
>We should stop. your dick is small and gross!
Femoids are brutal creatures, Anon. They're not capable of being sensible towards men.
yeah same as other anons here, ass comments. i don’t really hear shit about body. just face compliments and sex appeal
Literally happened last week
Was having fun with a girl, after dancing with her for a bit and enjoying some small talk, she went behind me, and hugged me tightly, and her hands went directly into my stomach.
I just hear her exclaim "Oh my god anon, you are so fat!"
Literally destroyed me, now I began training, not necessarily for a girl, but to at least have a body I'm proud of.
wow that was pretty callous lol. but women are like that, say the first thing that comes into their heads with no consideration of the effect. good that you used this as a catalyst for change
women are like the wind and rain. they have no agency, but that is no reason to resent them
Exactly, it's not her fault I'm a fatty. If would have been a fit dude, she would have said "Oh my god, you have nice abs anon!"
So I don't resent women for that, since I would have done the same.
Sometimes you really need a catalyst to change. It's best you find it within yourself, most likely anger at your own weakness.
Based as fuck, tolerance was a mistake. Shame fatties.
Can't stress that enough now. Literally fat people should be shamed. If you are 14 and fat, that's on you and your parents. (ofc if there is no medical condition, but who am I kidding, most fatties tell that same shit of Tyroid gland problem lol.
>Take Tae Kwon Do in fifth grade.
>Is hard for my morbidly obese frame but enjoying myself
>Try and run drills at home
>Don’t do that inside, you’re shaking the floors in this old house. You’re gonna break something on the shelves from vibration
>Go outside, allergies and my fatty lungs struggle but get through the first drill
>barely 10 minutes have passed
>Get inside dinner will be ready in 20 minutes
>Winter
>You can’t go outside to practice you’ll catch cold, you’ll just have to only do it at class twice a week
>Struggle to keep up with warm ups
>Lose every sparring match
>Still manage to get my first belt despite messing up foot placement and finishing exhibition the wrong direction
>Summer comes
>Moved out of the wrestling room to the main basketball court
>Hot as fuck
>Have unrelated fall while playing with my cousin
>You better not go tonight and just rest your arms and legs
>never get taken again
>spend my teenage years still fat and unpopular
>complain I only get picked on and have no friends
>don’t lie people like you
>only person who ever comes over is my cousin
>Encouraged to eat whole bag of double stuff oreos for breakfast on weekends
>Fat is the lords, I don’t get why people are so obsessed with being skinny
Thanks fat mom and fat grandma
>writes massive greentext about his many failures
>every time its somebody else's fault for convincing or tricking or not supporting him
Pathetic anon. Take ownership, take steps to control your life and stop blaming things other people said for influencing things you did.
>why are you so much shorter than everyone in class?
>you're ugly
Mire threads crack me up. These guys get excited because they get noticed once and actually remember it as if it's a significant event. I mean I'm happy for them, they're moving in the right direction...but you get to a point where the shit doesn't even register anymore because it happens every day. Multiple times a day. Everywhere you go.
i’m mirin you’re demoralizing skills nigga
I see it as driving a car, like when you get your driver license and a car, and you are actually a driver now. You get hyped up for every little drive. But after a while you don't even register the fact that you need to go with car for x amount of km.
i guess this is what making it feels like. it's where we want to be, and mires are an index of that. let us have our fun
post body larper homosexual
Ok Chad
I'm 29 and I've never been mired in my life
If a qt would compliment my body that moment would be unreal I would remember it always
You would be very easy to manipulate.
Bitch can manipulate me all she wants as long as she at least pretends to like me.
I would like having a dommy manipulative gf who compliments my body
Kys homosexual nagger retard
Some of us go years between compliments no matter how hard I fucking train.
The is a female as fuck comment.
What compels anon to make a post like this?
Small people can't stand others also getting what they have.
YARRR MATEY
been too busy for the gym lately, gotta force the time.
>why is it so small?
my first gf
Holy shit, what's your size anon?
16cm, Im not even kidding
God damn.
That shit's around 6.2, pretty well above average.
But it does make sense, in a way, most of the chads women go after, have at least 7' or more. So the real average is 6.5-7'.
How big is your girth though? Since that's the thing that makes the dick look huge.
what are you the Chad penis inspector? David Laid doesn’t even sport a penis with such dimensions
No, it's just basic common sense, in most cases, people with big dicks are more confident, more confidence means that they are more attractive, so women end up fucking confident guys with big dicks, that's the gist of it. Of course there are outliers like David Laid or the counterpart of some ugly ass fatty with a big dick.
you’re just making up mumbo jumbo. it’s a random generator on these penises. Chad can have the best looks but an average penis, so what. they make do and derive confidence from elsewhere. many such cases exist where “Chad” celebrities nudes or sex tape leak and their penis is subpar. “most of the chads women go after, have at least 7' or more” is such a dumb, pulled out the ass statement to make LMAO
Can confirm, I’m a bit over 9 inches hard and 6 soft. But I used to be stick thin and had 0 confidence from constant bullying. Back then my size had literally 0 impact on my chances with women because none of them ever saw it because I was a timid loser.
Got to uni and thanks to a new friend who wanted to get in shape I started gyming. Fast forward to my last year and I was well known on campus as a good time, but would have never had anyone say that if I didn’t have the confidence the gym gave me in the first place.
If I had a dick like that I’d be so much more motivated. Never understand hung guys who don’t want too be a ripped god.
blackpilling
??? They’re literally saying just find something that makes you confident and you’ll at least get some interest. If you can’t handle that fucking have a nice day.
Ok, let's say that I hate a lot about myself, and can only see what's wrong and have a hard time feeling any joy from achievement. What is your advice for me?
Worry about the things that can't be changed after changing the ones you can.
Take psylocibin, reprogram your brain so you think about good aspects of yourself.
Not necessarily mumbo jumbo, I'm parroting others say. It may not be actually true, but it's a solid theory .
a bit above 12cm, I have a pencil dick
needless to say I was very insecure about my cock for many years and turned down women because I didnt want them to see it
thanks a lot you dumb bitch
anon, 7 inches is bigger than 96% of men in western countries, and 98.6% globally
if you have an average sized penis you will be fine i assure you
More importantly, how thick is your penis?
She was most likely shit testing you.
Some women can be very vile.
How to pass test?
I’ve gotten tons of complements on my hair from woman after I grew it out during quarantine. I’m never cutting it again
I've gotten plenty of girthy dick compliments. Sucks I am terrible at talking to women.
>broke up 4 year relationship where i became a gymcel 2 years ago
>starts tinder journey
>getting laid is unusually easy, even for a 5'7
downside? I have received like at least 5 compliments about my abs or "being ripped" as if I haven't been bulking like an autistic cow for at least 5 months to get out of ottermode lol
Pics?
the little dwarf is fuckin some sort of asian american gnomes or something, love you long time white man
actually yes, the main chick is a cardio bunny easily below 5', 100lbs. Like I can carry the litte cute gnome in one arm lol
body you mean?
tfw no gnome to fuck like a fleshlight and manhandle her like some underage south american prostitute in the hotel room
Yep
Posting body on a random thread will make it look as if I dont hate how I look but anyway. Probably luck with females has something to do with having a twink face that not even testosterone can change lol
Well, if you're "shredded", according to women, that's good news for me.
didnt know finn wolfhard was a SwoleShackcel
start lifting
>get out of ottermode lol
That's why you're getting laid tho.
>such a young hard body
My exs granny
are you that guy who consistently posts about fucking his gf's grandma??? stop posting!!!
I like the size of your penis, it doesnt hurt me like my exes
That's the worst "good" compliment i have seen.
How did you went trough that?
I used to get lots of compliments on my hair when I grew it out for a decade without a single haircut.
>You're the smallest out of the guys I've had sex with
Yet we kept fucking for a year and half, basically every day.
>You're nothing but skin and bone
This is why I started lifting
>Your voice is deep
I don't think it is, but maybe that's just because I know people with actual deep voices
>You look so young when you shave
I assume people forget I'm not actually a junkie, just lazy.
>*touches chest at pool after dar*
>you have nice boobies anon
not fat, but had pecs, was weird to finally get mired like that
>said in the middle of sex, ostensibly as a compliment
>"oh anon, you just can't get deep enough."
I'll doubt I'll ever be confident in the bedroom after that one.
Jesus
what the fuck
Started dating black woman and this has been happening to me.
It hurts.
I thought I was like above average at fucking, I was hooking up casually before I started seeing her and made like 3/3 girls finish first try.
But for the life of me I cannot get her to cum, not even after an hour and a half of bedshaking sex.
I am busting my ass and she's like "yeah nothing feels deep enough rn"
Pain.
No words, but a milf felt me up from chest down when i was squeezing by her in a bar
why doesnt this shit get posted in the mire threads where they belong
t. mire enjoyer
>"wow, you're short! I'm going to call you pocket rocket"
cute
>You are ugly.
>I can do better.
>We will never be together.
Different women and conversations.
>My last boyfriend’s dick curved back to his belly button. :pause: but you still make me cum harder.
Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies.
>omg anon your tits are so big!
>do you want to borrow my brah? ha ha
my mom said I'm ugly, so I assume that means that I'm literally the most horrific creature on earth if my own mother says I'm ugly
She's just being Tsundere.
You can't loot gains if there are no gains to loot.
YARRR MATEY
"it's hard not to get distracted by your jade eyes"
that one and when she told me i look like Westley from The Princess Bride are the best compliments i have ever received. i hope she comes back around one day
>I hope she comes back around one day
One girl said my dick was 'just right' which I am pretty sure means 'small but I like you'
>anon, you have a really nice ass hehe
>hey anon, could you turn around for me
hate being objectified bros
this shit happened to me in middle school
was too autistic to understand why she kept asking me to turn around infront of her
>I'm not attracted to you
I've lifted every day ever since then
So you're a dyel that doesn't know how to train properly.
>wearing shorts at work
>girl comments about how big my quads are
>says I must do a lot of squats
t-thanks leg extension machine
>haha thanks
*flex a cep
>he looked a bit like you, but bigger, you know.
A girl said my farmer's tan made me look "honey colored"
Cock
>you’re hitting my stomach babe
>you’re twice as big as my boyfriend
>Fuck me with your big cock
Body
>but it’s all fat
Literally the only thing that comes to mind quickly. It was undergrad and I was built fat (more fat than built) with a big chest so I looked a lot better with clothes on. The disappointment in her voice was palpable.
Now that I’m on gear and actually know what I’m doing I do get compliments but sadly they’re all from guys
>your penis is just... very very beautiful, you know?
happened with 4 different women including my fiancé and yes it fuels my ego more than anything else
what's it look like bro haha
just very proportional and tastefully veiny, with heavy but not comically saggy balls. haha want me to post a dick pic? hahah
I don't know bro haha jannies might get mad haha
Woah haha you can't do that right haha, stop...
miss her so much bros
dont do drugs
she's very pretty, anon. I'm sorry whatever happened happened. do not let it impede your success. the best things in your life have yet to come
I had a group of black women complement my 'tree trunk' legs and I'll never forget that feeling
bro. Black women and compliments are such a good combo. I remember when I worked in the states and black chicks literally told me I was "damn handsome" in the Walmart queue. to be fair amrican women of all colors LOVE eurotrash men just because our pants arent baggy
>8th grade
>sick of being a weak weeaboo loser
>start working out for a year straight
>running, squats, swimming, jumping jacks, hundreds of pushups and situps, lifting with gallon milk jugs, crunches, thousands of punches and kicks
>get fucking jacked while watching Rock Lee AMV's for motivation
>drop and do pushups or squats or sets of punches during Toonami's commercial breaks
>it works
>even my acne clears up somewhat
>assignment for class is a video project
>fucking force a shirtless scene of the bois in my group's video to show off my ripped-ass shonen protag body
>audible reaction from the girls in my class
>several of them hit me up after class is over and ask, "Anon, you have a six-pack?!"
>the chick who always bullied me from 3rd grade onward is drooling over my fucking abs now
I go back to that one when I need a burst of endorphins.
>best mire is from when you were 13
Damned straight. All my mires I'm my 20's have been fucking lame. Last one was some fat Mexican chick with ratty hair and a stretch marks saying "Ay que rico~, que bonito~" and crap while I used the calisthenics shit at the park. Some bitch in like her 30's or 40's Ew.
>best mire is from when you were 13
very based
in grade 8 i got convinced in needed a gym to get ripped, and my parents would always fucking flake so i never did get ripped
then hs football invigorated me and i actually got jacked (by highschool standards)
>You should be a little bit taller
The first girl I was ever romantically interested in. Haven't dated since, (~4 years) and I'm still self conscious about my height. Also, I'm 6'1...
nobody mired me except some SwoleShack fag(s) on cbt
Almost every Girl or Woman I was with complimented me for my dick. Does that count?
big back, big legs (compared to most guys' skinny legs, what she said), stroking abs (barely visible) big benis, even though it's literally dead average
Although that's all the same girl, current gf, she might be the one
lmao that's an aesthetic cock bro haha
hahah thanks bro
She called my eyes nice and my face cute
Indefinitely postponed the date tho
>I'm sorry I cannot get over how nice your eyebrows are.
Her friend who was with her agreed.
Still KHV.
>Your least attractive feature is your hairy arms
It still hurts bros. This was 15 years ago.
Weird, women love how hairy I am. Often I'll get them threading their fingers through the forest on my chest. Do you have like really dark gross body hair?
pic rel used to say nice things about the way i look. i was going through the worst shit and she made it slightly more bearable.
I do not value women's opinion, so nothing stuck with me.
>auw could you please take it slower
I wombed my gf every time we had sex so she would say this
That I have a kiddo face.
Guess it's a great time for stopping my bulk anyway
>I can't stop thinking about your penis.
>"come on anon, you can do it!"
>"you have to stand straight anon!"
>"hey anon, do you want to come with me to drink some water?"
>"wow anon you run really good"
>you are stronger than you loolk anon"
this girl.... she cursed me to a reality in which i either make it or die trying
ex gf would touch my ass everytime we fucked, she told her mom and her sister i have an amazing ass, sometimes we watched youtube on bed and i holded her phone, she would touch my triceps and tell me that i'm so strong
i miss her brahs
fuck her
When I was in middle school a girl I met online called me cute.
That’s the only time a girl has complimented me. I’m 21 now.
>I've had many girls joke about not being able to take me because I probably have a huge dick due to my size. Like, it's legit a common theme anytime I'm talking about sex with a female friend. I'm 6'4" 210lbs in a manlet country.
PS: My dick IS huge and I'm a virgin still.
>I bet anon's actually got a huge dick, with the number of times he says it's small
Nope, actually small. Wouldn't mind her having her way with it though, best ass I've seen ever, and I've seen a lot of asses.
Started dieting four months ago. Lost almost 20kg and a female friend of mine said I looked great compared to when we'd first met.
It just felt good to feel recognized. Progress always feels slow month to month. Even with progress pics to back it up.
>You look kinda like Ryan Gosling
I’ve fucking made it
You are literally him
Pretty damn based. Who did you cosplay as? I plan to go to a con and wondered what its like. Can you meet women there?
>Can you meet women there?
Yeah, but unless you can pull women anywhere you're not gonna be getting anywhere in a con. The female to male ratio is super skewed and those events attract a lot of guys that really don't have a clue how to behave around women, so they're even more on edge than usual.
>your arms aren't even big
>you don't have abs
>wow look at they belly fat
I've known her for 3 weeks..
i dont really get mires from girls.. alot of mires from dudes though
i feel nothing when random girls compliment me. my ex's mother used to hit on me constantly. not even flirting but literally hinting on me. my ex has been in a psych ward for the past 7 or so months now but i still visit her every other week, really only to chat up the mom though. also i visit her siblings at her home like once a week and their dad is almost always overseas for work so i usually get talked into sticking around for dinner and more. i love older women and she's cute and all for a woman in her 40s but i'd never try anything bc of how much the way it is right now.
>when I want to hire someone to demolish some walls I'm not gotta hire Anonette, it's only logical. I'm gonna hire Anon, I mean look at those arms
This has been the first actual real mire I've got, and it happened years ago but it stuck with me and I'm still feeling good whenever I think about those days.
>I didn't think you were so weak. I'm shocked I thought you had more muscles but I guess you lost them while being with me.
300 pounds 6 ft balding 25 year old. At my teens people , not just girl would complimentsabout my hair , about how thick and beautiful it was.Well i lost it and with it any will to live
Shave your head. It'd look badass. I want to shave my head but I'm 19 and white so people would think I'm a skinhead (I'm not).
>he's ugly
>"you walk like a robot"
Oh thanks Cliodhna, now I'm gonna be self concious about my gate for the rest of my life.
>"Anon you should dress as Batman because you're the only one who has the jaw to pull it off"
we were doing a group superhero costume party thingy
I was autistic and lazy so I didn't get the costume though.
I dressed up as Batman one time and I’ll never do it again. It was Halloween and I was drinking and handing out candy with my gf at the time and her brother and this little kid came by and was “BATMAN! ITS BATMAN! HI BATMAN!” And thought I was really Batman. And then when I opened my mouth to say customary pleasantries to him and his parents his face changed and he withdrew into himself because I didn’t do the Batman voice and he got a little confused and scared. I felt like I just told him that Santa wasn’t real.
>your dick looks demented
The fuck is that even supposed to mean?
"Wow I can't even tell you gained 20 lbs of muscle..."
>You're so tall teehee
Multiple girls have called me handsome lol, is that womanese for being ugly or something?
>You're gonna be a great dad
Thanks again, Amber.
That was a bit over 4 years ago, in my junior year of HS.
Amber was impregnated senior year and a matter of months (weeks?) after graduation had a kid.
Before your mind wanders, I never pursued her because I knew she had lost her virginity to a fairly good friend of mine, and was also obviously baby feverish.
high school. sitting in class girl touches my leg saying "wow anon you got some nice quads". i love leg days
Happened to me but with my ass
Same but I'm literally Timmy Thick
dat be one bussy I ain't mind to crack open!!!
have me bussin in a minute!!
You look so muscular now (flex emoji on whatsapp).
Mostly it was a girl screaming and turning red when she felt my pec. Another time a group of drunk black women surrounded me and said "he got muscles" and took pics with me.
The day before yesterday a girl I liked asked me if my sister has greens eyes like mine.
My girlfriend in uni tackled me because she liked how wide my back was.
>I didn’t realize you were that strong
>You have nice arms
>This sounds weird but I like your veins (about my forearms and arms)
>I’ve never been carried like that before
All said a few/several hours prior to us having sex. Five years ago I never heard stuff like this. I just wish I could facemaxx harder.
girls keep saying my ass is big and nice and it makes me embarrassed.
>”Woah, skinny.”
>”I wouldn’t have guessed that you were strong enough to do that.” while I was holding myself in the air with my arms while I was going down the escalator
>I don't think it's going to fit
>ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
>i think you made me bleed
>can I come over again next weekend?
>No one has been able to pick me up since I was little
Tall one night stand that got away
Happened about a few months after I spilt with my ex after 4 years.
>about a year ago
>decide that since I'm single I might as well lose some of the complacency fat I had gained and see about getting fit
>goes pretty well, beginner gains come in and I looked noticeably larger
>after some convincing from my bro I make a profile on tinder
>super like this cute girl and we match
>we both like going out to shows and just seem to hit it off
>she's 21 and I'm 28 but we have a lot of things in common so I ask her to go see some live music in our city's entertainment district
>grab some dinner first
>goes great, usually I hate talking to younger women but, she's smart, funny and humble
>we finish and start walking to the bars/clubs
>I jokingly put out my arm for her to grab on and say "shall we"
>she laughs and grabs my arm
>I watch as her eyes light up and she just says "oooooo" while feeling my arm
I never forgot that one, still think about it, it came at a time where I thought I was done with women and here on my first date in half a decade I am getting more attention from one than I ever had, rest of the night it only escalated. Getting fit was the best decision of my life, wagmi bros.
>I watch as her eyes light up and she just says "oooooo" while feeling my arm
I wasn't even that big when it happened but I did that for a Japanese exchange student.
She was squeezing my arm and said
>uwaaa sugoi!
when I first started lifting my gf at the time told me "you look so fucking buff" while I was railing her.
Never forgot that look she gave me and the feeling it caused. We may not be together anymore but I still think of her saying that to me during particularly hard sets.
>You have one of the nicest dicks I've ever seen. It's so long.
>swimming with friends
>pull of shirt
>"omg anon.... wow... it sucks you are not taller because I'd be down"
I have accepted my turbo manlet status since that comment
>you are so muscular.. can you suck my dick?
>Girl hugs me
>You're so flat, anon!
I'm clearly a skeleton, what did she expect?
Women constantly bring up how deep my voice is. Idk if they're miring or if they're making fun of me
It's a mire.
>t. a fellow deep voice haver
I don't really count them as mires because it's basic bitch shit that doesn't translate to fucking them, but women love my voice.
I've been cat called by cars full of girls three times because of my ass. My older sister (10 year age difference) frequently comments on my gains and tells me I'm getting hot. I have been having many wet dreams about her because of this.
“You have beautiful eyes”. Literally the only compliment I ever got until I started working out that wasn’t uselessly general (“looking good, Anon”) or self-serving (qt @clothes shop telling me expensive pants look good).
Meanwhile if you don’t notice a woman did her hair slightly different & compliment it enthusiastically…
>wow, you're so muscle-y
Was from a girl I worked with at UPS. She seemed like a whore but it was a nice compliment regardless. It's the only acknowledgement of my physique I've gotten from a woman.
I was wearing a fitting shirt and someone went up to me and lifted my pectorals up and down "boing boing boing hahaha"
>group of girls at house party mirin lat spread video saying how big and defined my back is
we used to tit lift all the time at the most unexpected times
what?
in a conversation or whatever just tit lift. Meant to reply to
though.
Don´t show videos of yourself at parties please, women can see you if you´re at the party
Yesterday, hanging out with my girl and her engaged friend after the fiance had left. I say my friend (engaged girls fiance) should work out in spare time for practical strength and tone.
Engaged girl feels my arm and bicep & asks what my routine is.
First mire from someone other than gf and family.
“Your cock is so hard and big”
Best compliment ever. Roids can’t help your micro penis.
Um anon… HCG and test not only keep your balls working they send the puberty signals again. Deeper voice and longer dangilang
during prom after party all dudes went into the swimming pool at the crib we rented, since i didnt have any swimming trunks i was in my boxers and some nigga later pulled my cheeks out in front of this slut who wanted to look at me while i was changing, she said i have a "very good build"
>wow uncle anon your chest is bigger than mine
Girl flirting with me (she didn't look at my face, but to my shoulders and pecs instead):
>You're... handsome. Very handsome.
My friend's girlfriend, after looking me up and down (I pity the cuck):
>Wow, you look... fine, Anon
My wife's friend:
>Confess it Anon, you came to the costume party dressed as a Gogo Boy just to highlight your fine pecs and shoudlers
(It wasn't a Gogo Boy costume)
My last ex called me a Greek God then we had big sex time
>your shoulders are really wide!
Me being a literal mild cerebral palsy guy who's been severely skinny for most of his life, it meant the world.
>"my ex's dig was big but you're dick is ... just wow"
a different time with a different girl
>"nice ass"
a girl I had a crush on made fun of my nipples at some sort of pool party in elementary school like 20 years ago and I still hate having no shirt on in front of people despite not being fat
Not really the same but in math class some girls were talking about boys in the class and when one said my name jokingly the other one said ew.
Why do they always say ew
you dont lift enough
I was 10
>i didn't expect you to have muscles
>you have really nice hands, i love them
>wow, it's thicker than i expected (refering to my dick)
>the pics didn't make him justice (refering to my dick)
>wtf anon, why are your legs and ass bigger than mine
All of them where from different girls. I still get the first one from time to time since i usually wear baggy clothes and don't go out of my way to show my body.
>friend gives me a pair of her grey sweatpants when she's going through old clothes
>says they'll fit me since I'm an itsy-bitsy smolboi and she can't give them away to anyone else
>put on the /comfy/ grey sweatpants
>other girls in my classes start telling me that I look good in the grey sweatpants and I should wear them more
>confused because they're boring grey secondhand sweatpants and I have nice pants
>but okay, positive feedback is good, I never get that from girls, I guess I'll wear the dumb sweatpants
>2.5 years pass
>read a post about how girls love seeing a dude's dick bulge in grey sweatpants
>suddenly it clicks that they were all ogling my fucking dick and telling me to let them ogle my dick more often
>this happened for years
What the fuck, girls are dirty
you put on the slut outfit and got ogled like a slut. now you're a slut. I hope you're happy, slut.
Who wears sweatpants outside the house? Seriously I've been seeing this shit online for 5 years and I have never seen anyone but the trashiest, lowest class, blackest motherfuckers wearing sweatpants in public. Is this an american thing?
I live in a very small mountain town so if I'm staying in it I often go outside without "dressing up", in sweatpants and birkenstock or whatever I'm wearing at that moment. People there don't give a fuck anyway. When I'm in a city I feel much more self-conscious about what I wear because other people are generally much more elegant
That makes more sense. I've been city scum all my life. I don't even go outside in t-shirts any more.
both situations have their merits, going out while sharp and well-dressed feels really good. I'm going back to uni soon and I'm getting in better shape so I plan to start wearing more polos instead of tshirts.
If I dressed too well here I would be considered a tryhard, the only workplace where you might see someone wearing a tie is the bank. There's almost some pride in being "rustic" for whatever reason, but on the other hand it's liberating to be able to ignore a lot of the social rules that are present in more civilized places
no one in the city gives a shit unless you're going to a fancy place in the city, I wear shorts, flip flops and a tank top around my city like everyday, people care less about what you look like since there are more people to keep track of so most just tune everyone out.
you are probably right but i feel watched, you are in somebody else's field of vision all the time and it creeps me out so I try to look presentable at all times. Maybe if I got used to it I'd eventually be able to tune out this sensation and to stop giving a fuck
>you look like a rat
Over 10 years and I'm still not over it.
been there ratbro
>You're not attractive enough to justify your your cockiness.
Then she says I'm unattractive. Then calls me ugly. I understand breakups aren't easy but she was trying to hurt feelings. It was enough I doubled down in the gym.
I still miss her a lot. Even if she did yell a lot, throw/break things, held a loaded shotgun to my chest.
>Even if she did yell a lot, throw/break things, held a loaded shotgun to my chest.
One of these is not like the others
just another american love story
future cuck
One girl told me "you aren't even tall, youre just long" and I felt that
A girl in high school said I had pretty eyes, still sticks with me to this day
Should have, would have, could have asked her out, didn't
She's married now
Take the shot anons, die in peace or live tormented
>Take the shot anons
And if those don't come?
make your own luck
Last time I just winged it the girl (who sees me every single fucking day as we worked out at the same place at the same time everyday) completely refused to even acknowledge my existence after I tried to talk to and message over the course of a couple weeks. I didn't even say or do anything, it was just the regular "nice to meet you small talk", gave her lots of space, but the most I was ever able to get out of her was a "yeah", "sure" and my favorite"why are you asking?" when I greeted her and asked what she was up to.
>why are you asking?
This one is the fucking worst.
Why do people like you waste time on women like this?
I'm lonely, she was cute and always seemed super friendly to other people.
Anything, especially if you're that starved for affection like I am right now
You miss out on so much because of hesitating and second guessing
My advice? Just do it, get the mindset of "Well hey what do I have to lose?"
Don't overthink it
Girls commenting my dick"Mmm thats a fat cock"
When i was walking in suit,girl on the street said
"You are so handsome" maybe she was joking lol i dont consider myself attractive.
But i remember one girl that wasn't commenting my body,she said
"Be more confident because you are really a good guy" more memorable for me than
girls commenting my dick size
Keep in mind if you’re taller than them all women have a much different perspective of your face than you do. If you’re looking straight ahead the feature closest to them is the jaw, which can make yours seem more prominent even if it’s not gigachad tier.
hmmm thats interesting
>I've only ever seen greek statues.
>Yours is way bigger.
[loud snoring]
>dick is only about 6"
>every woman that's seen it has told me I'm big
I think porn just gives us ridiculous standards for dick size.
stop fucking underage asians
>he doesn't know
>start jogging daily
>still skinnyfat
>almost back home
>see obese black woman getting out of her car
>she has a huge bag of fast food
>she eyes me up and down and says, "Hey~"
>my voice cracks as I reply, "FINE THANKS"
i was traveling with my older brother this year on vacation, and in NYC we met up with some cute girls (he knew one from twitter and she brought friends). they immediately were interested in me and what I do, and when I told them i'm a truck driver one of them said "hahaha a sexy truck driver, that's so crazy". that one felt real good.
Recent one from my qt Japanese gym wife
>I don’t think you need less body fat, you have the height to make a little bit look good
>gf and I lose virginity to each other
>the next day a couple of her friends come up to me and start talking asking about how big my dick is
>apparently she told them it was big and now suddenly they were interested in me
The lack of shame or loyalty to their friend was pathetic.
"Teehee you're so short"
>you have a small head
I got told that 10 years ago. It's still stuck with me and I'm still self conscious about it to the point where I actively make sure I stay lean, and don't get too muscular, or else I'll look even more out of proportion.
It's not just in my head either. My head fits a size small cap. It kind of sucks, but it is what it is. It looks better as I got older and was able to grow some facial hair which adds some length and volume to my face.
>you have great hair
>did you get a haircut? you look a bit cuter
>why are you showing off your legs?
>you must use a lot of expensive skin care
>mfw I used to have a 3 in 1 soap shampoo and face wash
People compliment my body because I'm tall and have wide shoulders but very rarely do I get compliments on my face.
I'm not a bad looking guy I just chronically look like I'm sleep deprived and have horrible dark circles and bags under my eyes. The older I get the more my face actually frightens people.
>I love the way your hair looks
>your beard is very nice and even
>damn anon, you look pretty thicc in those shorts
>your neck is so thick and I love it
>you look built to toss me around and give it to me rough
>your eyes and that serious, focused gaze are so hot
>I didn't expect you to be so strong anon
>your clothing looks great on you, you have great taste
>I'm jealous that you never had braces, your teeth are so straight
>I love you
DELETE please
>Of course you remember those curls!
She was talking about my israelitefro. Women want to pet it and I must defend it.
Went on a date and she couldn’t get over the size and cut of my forearms.
"atleast my tits aren't all sweaty" I had a crush on her too
told am "so fucking pretty" multiple times by multiple girls. i dont see it
Oh boy.
>"Lets leave aside that you're fat..."
>"I actually felt disgusted when you were touching me..."
>"You were the gentlest guy I ever slept with..."
>"You're so good with your hands, like you have a clit yourself..."
Just kill me. Fucking kill me.
3 ain't so bad, depending on the tone and context.
Wasn't so much about my body but last weekend a girl I talked to pointed out she likes my masculine look over pretty boys. I think maybe she just had daddy issues or she's into older guys but I felt like she found my whole package attractive and that feels pretty good.
it's nice to be reminded now and then that you are somebody's type
>He is cute.. just a little big.
The only compliment I got from a female stranger.
I'm gonna lose the weight anon. This spring. Believe that.
>You look so rugged with that jacket on (Had the sleeves pulled up above my forearms)
>Girl complimented my ass as I walked past her
>A couple girls calling me cute
And this one is a bit more indirect
>"Hey, what was your run time? I wanna get better at this run and I want to try and beat yours :)"
>i really like the sound of your voice. Like if you had a podcast i would definitely listen to you
Should have made a move but i was too high like a retard
>you have a nice smile
>you're looking fresh
>winces on deep thrust
🙂 t. average pp
>you give good hugs
>being with you is the happiest I've been in a long time
>if you don't think I've already fallen for you, then... *trails off*
Brehs this is all over the course of 12 years and i remember every single one so clearly. Now I'm as alone now as a *insert lonely character reference*
Do people say shit like this to each other?
I'm dating a girl for the first time who is crazy into me judging by her actions. The first few times we met she could barely make eye contact with me and started touching me as soon as she got tipsy. But never said anything about my fizeek or during sex.
Also she is plenty social with tons of friends
I was riding my bike and some lady yelled "your beard is sexy as fuck"
> Oh yes, I missed your cock
My ex said this to me when we had sex after a short breakup.
>Picking up a prescription last summer,
>wearing a Darling in the Franxx tank top
>the pharmacist girl compliments my shirt, started chatting me up about anime
>I mention I go to cons and cosplay sometimes too
>she says "If I was in that kind of shape, I'd cosplay too!"
>Actually shocked at such a direct compliment from a decent looking girl, just react by playing it down with a "Haha, its no big deal I just like working out at the end of the day"
>too autistic to make a move and also don't want a GF at all so stopped there
Was the first compliment I got on my looks/physique from a girl after getting divorced from my ex who really beat my self image down for years, so it felt really good to hear that though
Also had a woman at a neighbor's party literally exclaim that I had a great ass unprovoked, and greet me again a few weeks later as "the guy with the great ass." But she's fat so I tried my best to be nice but unencouraging of her trying to get in my pants.
This chick was giving me a blowjob for the first time and unprompted she said "you have a really nice penis" then a few days later she gave me another blowjob and said "did I tell you you have a really nice penis?"