ITT: The Slop Diet

>Another slop thread?

Yeah brother, I’m thinking it’s based…

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chili?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite member of TLC!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, nice. If you enjoy female rap, you should check out the song Cobra. I love that Megan Thee Stallion’s new song is about shedding her past like a cobra sheds it’s skin. She speaks on suicidal ideation, depression, grief. I love that she brings awareness to mental health.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just because we eat slop doesn't mean we like jogger music, fuck off

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite member of TLC!

      Oh, nice. If you enjoy female rap, you should check out the song Cobra. I love that Megan Thee Stallion’s new song is about shedding her past like a cobra sheds it’s skin. She speaks on suicidal ideation, depression, grief. I love that she brings awareness to mental health.

      Yo what? Get the fuck out of my thread homosexuals. This is a slop thread post slop or fuck off!!!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No I'm fine I have my winter jacket

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nooo you can’t just eat cheap animal and plant based proteins together every Single day!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >buying packaged rice mixes
      >cheap
      Are you retarded? I've always wondered who buys that shit when a 5lb bag of rice is a fraction of the cost.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's easy?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > buys pre peeled garlic

      you lazy bum you realise people peel that shit with their teeth right?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hormone injected bogan meat laden with antibiotics
    >pre-made taco seasoning
    >gas range giving you asthma
    >wooden spoon soaking up your gains from the sloppa instead of superior silicone spatula
    >pre-peeled garlic made my Chinese inmates who have eroded through their nails to provide you cheap garbage produce
    >canned Hispanices
    >canned salsa
    This is peak NGMI cooking

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >silicone spatula
      enjoy your plasticizers bro

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My mom said it’s important to be kind, not nice, because being nice is manipulative

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That;s a smart mom. Can you give me her number?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >enjoy your plasticizers bro
        suit yourself, more for me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      injected bogan meat laden with antibiotics.

      Free HGH and the antibiotics will clear up the gonorrhoea stat then.

      >pre-made taco seasoning

      Saves time for me to get back to my BIG BUSINESS MEETINGS.

      >gas range giving you asthma

      Before you know it, it’ll be ILLEGAL TO OWN FIRE. Bootlickers get out

      >wooden spoon soaking up your gains from the sloppa instead of superior silicone spatula

      Wood has antimicrobial properties so you never have to wash it. Just let it air dry.

      >pre-peeled garlic made my Chinese inmates who have eroded through their nails to provide you cheap garbage produce

      So?

      >canned Hispanices

      It’s paper.

      >canned salsa

      It’s a jar.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this was largely a gay post, but pre-peeled garlic from CHYNA is pretty gnarly
      OP, it takes no time at all to peel your own garlic

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, having mcd's as we speak. A chicken burger with mcnuggets and a soda
    >b-but it's le bad for you
    Don't care

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >medium dominos thin crust pizza is 1800 calories
    >only 7.99 with coupon
    Easiest bulk of my life bros

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gorilla learned to cook?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Going to be brutally honest with you bros,
    I'm thinken bout thos beans

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How's my dinner boys?

    17oz ribeye
    6oz tomatoes
    some shrooms
    Rice

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats alotta meat

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ima big boy 4u

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          add some tzatzlki

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's a good idea i had some chimichurri i made but ran out today

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually made me salivate

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sear on the steak could definitely look better, but i'm sure it's still good
      pretty good jorb

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing I'd pile on more shroomers tho. Couldn't be satisfied with just 4.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH GOD... OH... I THINK... I THINK I'M... OH... I'M GONNA... YEAH... I'M GONNA SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPP!!!!

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Making one giant cauldron of gainz is an incredibly easy and efficient way to both meal prep for the week and tailor your macros precisely
    >but I don't wanna eat the same thing everyday!
    What are you, a fucking woman?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah bros. I just finished my beef stew slop, think I'm gonna make some salsa chicken slop tomorrow. Don't forget, salt to taste; optimal flavor for a pot of slop requires WAY more salt than you expect if you're new to sloppin. Like, maybe around 3/4 cup for a good 4-5 gallon pot of chili

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