ITT: TEST BOOST DIET
Does eating prairie oysters even do anything?
That's Tabasco and raw egg, these are rocky mountain oysters
No, and eating ovaries wouldn't make you transition either because sex hormones aren't stored in concentrated quantities in the place they're produced
It's a decent way to get men to eat offal though
>sex hormones aren't stored in concentrated quantities in the place they're produced
Some hormones are stored in the pituitary gland and the thyroid, but the rest are spread pretty evenly through the bloodstream
yeah in the past you had to use pituitary extract for HGH or thyroid extract for T4/T3
I said sauce, bitch nagger.
You want the rocky mountain oyster sauce? I'm sure you do gayboy.
Testosterone is released from the testicles on an on-demand basis. The hormones created immediately leave the testicles and enter general body circulation. The testosterone is produced in short pulses with down time between. When an animal is killed, any testosterone that happens to be in the testicles would be miniscule.
"In 1927, the University of Chicago's Professor of Physiologic Chemistry, Fred C. Koch, established easy access to a large source of bovine testicles – the Chicago stockyards – and recruited students willing to endure the tedious work of extracting their isolates. In that year, Koch and his student, Lemuel McGee, derived 20 mg of a substance from a supply of 40 pounds of bovine testicles that, when administered to castrated roosters, pigs and rats, re-masculinized them."
You need to eat 40 lbs of testicles to get 20 mg of testosterone. Testosterone has an oral bioavailability of about 5% so only 1mg of testosterone in 40 lbs of testicles is actually absorbed into the body. If you want a TRT dose of 100 mgs absorbed you will need to eat 4000 lbs of testicles in one sitting.
>If you want a TRT dose of 100 mgs absorbed you will need to eat 4000 lbs of testicles in one sitting.
That's what OP does every day though.
pee is stored in the balls
Those are balls aren't they
Those are garloids.
look like bull testicles or something
protein is stored in the balls, i saw it on huberman
He said pee (urine) not p (protein) retard
>According to the most recent meta analysis done by Panton State University, urine is stored in the male testicles while feces are stored in the shaft. Frequent erections are caused by constipation. So what does this mean for you? It means that everytime your balls feel big, you need to pee and everytime you have an erection, you need to poo
>your long-term test is the only thing that matters. Spiking your test but having it stay within the normal range of ~300-800 does absolutely nothing physiologically and has no effect whatsoever
>test is cyclic and goes up and down in cycles throughout the day
>most of the shilled "boost test" crap doesn't even increase your test by an amount equal to the normal daily fluctuations
>nofap and doing shit that "increases test" does nothing since most of these things are short term spikes
>Not even the spike after working out appears to be that useful, if doing anything at all
>It's only the long-term average, and eating testicles will have 0 effect on your body except now you are a testicle muncher
noooooo! my testosterone reading was exactly 455 ng/dl at my last blood test, and it stays exactly at that level without changing for months, waiting for me to take ashwagandha which will increase it by 10% to 500.5 ng/dl. Then I do nofap which boosts it 40% on the 7th day to 700 ng/dl based on a dubious chinese study. Then I start taking tongcunt ali which gives me another 25% taking me up to 875 ng/dl. I don't care about my free testosterone numbers because people online only brag and get obsessed about total testosterone even though it's free testosterone that does all the work, which only makes up 1 to 3% of the total testosterone number. I don't even want to think about androgen receptor sensitivity which determines how strongly the free testosterone affects my body because it's too complicated for my brain. I'll just become overly preoccupied by my total testosterone numbers and attribute vague signs and symptoms that I'm experiencing to that number even though there are a million other variables that affect how I feel. I'm thinking about going to a TRT clinic and getting on testosterone for life because I didn't get morning wood this morning.
>he thinks piddly TRT clinic dosages will eliminate natural testosterone production
also there's the fact that testoterone levels are reflective of male health and performance NOT causative. so doing all sorts of shitty booster strats to wiggle around in normal range without taking care of the underlying issues like poor sleep, diet, obesity etc, is really idiotic. if there even are any.
Those are some weird lookin beanz
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